Oct 13, 2011

Avenging 1989 ~ Habs vs. Flames ~ Pre/Review 10/13

Fuck you and your moustache Lanny MacDonald. No way Calgary deserved to win that Stanley Cup in 89', in the Forum no less. Kudos to the great Habs fans that CHeered your win. OK, back to the present, your 2011-12 Montréal Canadiens (1-1) home opener is tonight. Light the fucking matCH then douse those Flames (0-2). (juice & iRiRi) The puck drop is scheduled for 19h30ish but its Montréal, so expect a nice ceremony whilst you sip suds, slurp soup, stew in your own juices, sexytime the significant other. Usual RDSuspecTSN are carrying the game. Bonus no puke-inducing hypocritters, unless you plan on watCHing Bleu Nuit the anti-CHamber.
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Not so hot ~ Hope Calgary keeps finding ways to lose until Saturday.

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89 comments:

  1. Merci, Moeman

    Calgary will lose and TFS gets 100th win!

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  2. Saw a fan pic on Canadiens website, his Habs jersey showed "leafs suc".

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  3. GYGHG
    Hat trick for Moeman

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  4. Well I'm liking the PK blog. But more interested in seeing if the Habs can put two good games together - they didn't do a lot of that last year. Cole needs to get his head out of his ass and show the fans (and teammates) why he's taking up space on the bus. And if Gomez puts in another stinker tonight I just might start a blog with Steve dedicated to making sure the Mexicant leaves Montreal before Christmas. I'll set up a Twitter account @fuckinuselesswasteofcapspace and dedicate my life to getting rid of him...so do something tonight dammit

    Now GYMFHG!!!

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  5. Love the new banner

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  6. N31, what do you think of 'Diazling' for Pretty Boy?

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  7. Thx Steve, a work in progress.

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  8. I'm loving the new banner too!!

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  9. Chester2:52 PM

    Man, Scarlett in leather .... took my mind right off hockey for a sec there ... whew ...

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  10. Oh my Lord, I remember what starting from scratch feels like and having to do this.

    But FHF is the only place that I feel less douchy doing it.

    Thanks Moeman for being our sexy pimp.

    We'll be waiting at The PK'sists to do shots with you. But not on open threads, this is your home for that. Bar is closed during game hours.

    http://pkists.blogspot.com/

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  11. Chocula was on FAN590, he said nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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  12. Nice header moe!

    I look pervy in that pic, no? I'm old enough to be their mom. I must go and have a nap before the game.

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  13. WOOOOOO HOME OPENER!!!!!

    It's the classic '84 Mac icon that makes the banner

    Scarlett can avenge me any time

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  14. Gonna miss the puck dropping 4HFers. Back around 20h30ish, which might just be the puck drop! Have fun, play safe. 29!!!

    GYFHG!

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  15. Mr. natural5:58 PM

    moeman it is an awesome banner, very nice selections.

    Already drinking scotch (your all gonna hate me, 18 yr old HP!) and getting PHucken' PUMPED BABY!

    GYMFHG!!

    PKist, that's rich, me likey.

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  16. Strugglikng for a feed tonight...anyone internationally inclined got any suggestions? ADTHENET.TV doesn't look promising

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  17. Pretty diazling fabulous, moeman.

    GYFH! 100th! Also LAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!

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  18. @kmaxx
    try this at game time
    http://chanfeed.com/6295/watch-calgary-vs-montreal

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  19. Seem to be confused on where to comment, Iv'e been somewhere else here.

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  20. It's like a dual planet.

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  21. the feed above is diazling

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  22. LOVE the banner.

    Prediction 4-1 Habs. Cole gets one for sure. TFS gets his 100th.

    GYFHG!!!

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  23. it's like Star Wars in the Bell Centre

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  24. @31 - You were right on about Diaz.

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  25. I'm so glad somebody is keeping this going. I was laid off and had to give up my Center Ice Package and when I say the old 4FHF closed up shop I was even more depressed!

    gymfhg

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  26. classy anthem. and quick!

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  27. Bullshit call on Darche leads to a goal.

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  28. meh again. stupid penalties

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  29. Gio owes us some goals but that was a very frozen pack of penalty killers (most notably, Veber).

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  30. Pricey is off tonight, it's gonna be a long one.

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  31. Try to stay out the penalty box, boys.

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  32. OK - so three times at least the habs have pressure in the flames end - chocula...or someone calls "change" and they all fuck off to the bench, Led to the third goal. WTF kind of bullshit system is that?

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  33. we are sucking, the system is fucking the life out of this team/

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  34. Looks more like everyone is off. That pass from PK to Gomez's feet right in front of the net right to a Flames stick. That kind of off. I mean what the fuck, THREE GOALS by guys who had nothing but net to look at forever and no one to bother them. (Well no one's stopping Bourque's shot, I don't care who you are, that's a goal unless he just misses).

    They left their hockey smarts back in Winnipeg.

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  35. Two in a row - anyone remember the last time that happened?

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  36. So what the hell is the new goal song?

    I was horrified the other day to hear "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" when the Flyers were scoring. That's a bit too perky for Philly...

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  37. How do you delete comments? No reason.

    Maybe they get their collective shit together and start passing to each other and make a game out of it!

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  38. @31,

    Agreed, everyone is off. But if Price is off we're screwed since he saves their asses most of the time. He looked like he was getting his mojo back. *blesses self*

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  39. Typical. So easy for the Habs to get penalties eh? No call on the trip on Moen...

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  40. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    Martin is an idiot.

    That's all I got.

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  41. Punch drunk Habs. All drunk, no punch.

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  42. matt - fear the collapse9:10 PM

    so Hans are at the cap, but it doesn't look like they have anyone who will get over 55 points. What a joke

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  43. Maybe it's back to the ol' win one lose one ways eh?

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  44. the Maritimer9:10 PM

    Fucking brutal.

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  45. Well fuck guys just stand there as your goalie makes a save off the neck and has to scramble to make 2 more with a 3rd going in.

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  46. the Maritimer9:12 PM

    Wow, what a system.

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  47. 215 am and i'm not insipred to stay the course tonight - sorry but I don't see any more goals for the good guys - hope I am wrong but i'm outta here!

    GYMFCSHG!

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  48. matt - ftc9:21 PM

    is it too early to boo?

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  49. Not only do the Habs usually suck against the Flames (and oh look, Colorado is next...) but have sucked in home openers since the lockout.

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  50. @matt,

    Of course not silly. People boo in the off season. Knock your socks off.

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  51. What did I miss kidz?

    Sounds like I put more effort in making a banner than our Habs.

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  52. the Maritimer9:24 PM

    These guys couldn't score in a brothel with a pocketful of fifties.

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  53. the Maritimer9:29 PM

    @Number31, home openers, sweater retirements, 100 anniversary celebrations, all good reasons to suck in front of the faithful. They haven't failed to do so yet.

    Fire Martin.

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  54. I take some solace in knowing it's really only game 3 though.

    But RDS seems to want to trade Cole back to Carolina already.

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  55. matt - ftc9:30 PM

    a men's league D, with no star forwards and a great goalie. Probably 10th or 11th

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  56. TEA AND COOKIES. That'll make me feel better. (GYFHalittleplease?)

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  57. Hey Maritimer,
    The 100th birthday game was a great game though. Cammy had a hat trick. Need to bottle it, and feed it to the other players.

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  58. I'm not able to watch this game, but sounds like more of the same. Not able to score, Chocula changing every time they start to pressure, take stupid penalties. Awesome...

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  59. the Maritimer9:47 PM

    A lot of these guys would be great AHLer's. AK46 in particular.

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  60. Seriously. It dribbles wide by a bit AGAIN.

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  61. Hey Tanguay, nice to see you play like this. Too bad you were quite the opposite while a Hab... Third time he's back-checked and picked the puck off a stick tonight. Don't remember him doing that ever.

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  62. @31,

    One of the best first lines evah. Circa 2009, Koivu, Kovalev & Tanguay. It was a beautiful thing, brings a tear to my eyes even now.

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  63. Did see much of the game but where the fuck is the intensity?!

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  64. Flames played like a team who's GM threatened their jobs. And yes, he did threaten their jobs.

    Habs were flatter than my magic ginger ale. (Which is pretty flat).

    wv. fackl it all

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  65. Hey. No one got hurt. Except for some pride.

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  66. @31 Well, at least there's that. Need to get some optimism for Saturday against Avalanche.

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  67. Was CHocula's coaCHing career nicked, even a bit? The Fucking System is shit.

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  68. Nordilanche/Avadiques are gonna get the anti-CHambers bleu in da face.

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  69. @Moey
    Yea it was awesome for that 1 week it was cobbled together for eh.

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  70. My take on that game...What a load of shit! Every time the Habs had something going chocula (his name no longer deserves a capital letter!) decided to change lines...this has got to change and fast! There was no intensity - no drive - no desire!

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  71. the Maritimer7:24 AM

    To Mr. Geoff Molson, I know you read all these blogs about the Habs to get a "feel" for what Habs fans are feeling.

    Please remove Jacques Martin as head coach of the Montreal Canadiens. He is a boring as Hell coach that does not understand what it means to play offense. His "System" is to play prevent defence and wait for turnovers for opportunities to score. That doesn't work in today's NHL. Your team as currently constructed cannot play this style of game. They are too small and your defence is not tough enough to keep large forwards at bay.

    Thank you for your attention in this manner.

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  72. LeDouze who can't comment under his blogger account8:29 AM

    On the good side
    - Lego was pretty solid for a guy who hasn't played for months
    - I liked Paloosh, kid works hard
    - Forechecking was great in the first few minutes
    - errm.
    On the other hand,
    [too many to list]

    Sigh.

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  73. Didn't anybody tell them it was home opener and TFS was going for the 100th? Would been a great way to open.

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  74. And congrats to new daddy Hal.

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  75. More support? Duh!
    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=595848&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  76. The good news is that the Canadians attempt to draft everyone who can skate in Switzerland is turning out much better than the Japanese and Belusrussian experiments.

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  77. I am afraid Montreal has caught a Mexican strain of the Blue and White disease. The only cure is to send infected players to the Panthers.

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  78. Time to join the most important movement of the season.
    "Occupy the Habs"
    We demand Gomez goes
    We demand Chocula goes upstairs
    We demand Hash Brownies
    We demand between period raves
    We demand the dicky be removed from Habs gear
    We demand every square of toilet paper be labeled "Buttman"
    We demand PFK gets the green light every shift
    We demand Habs players are once again allowed to raise the puck
    We demand a bronze of Ken Dryden, Patrick Roy and slowly assemble a TFS.
    We demand Habs away games against Buffalo be played in Niagara Falls Ontario
    We demand the shaved ape's penis be stuck to a frozen flag pole.
    We demand the little fuckity fuck play drunk
    We demand a national reaseach project to make a fucking carbon fiber hockey stick that works.
    We demand the Goat concede, " I really fucked up not signing Jagr"
    We demand all Habs games be televised by the CBC, the rest of their programming sucks worse than True Blood season 3, and its a pain in the ass to find a pirate web streaming site.

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  79. Arron Ashom aka Asshole
    http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/105602

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  80. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capitals-insider/post/arron-asham-alex-ovechkin-being-a-hypocrite-about-gestures/2011

    Also related
    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=378076

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  81. Jagr was never coming here whether the Goat had interest or not. He was more content with pissing off all of Pittsburgh (again).

    BULLDOGS ARE PRETTY AWESOME AND TRYING AT LEAST! Currently up 3-0 on the BabyJets--or as I call them, the St-John's Tim Horton's Ice(d) Caps. Our next great Finnish hope Joonas Nattinen scored his first goal in his first game, Brrrrock Trotter is on fire, Masse scored, and Patche's friend DeSimone scored his first. And this is with that moron Terry Koharski for a ref on the ice. Oh yea, and Aebischer is in nets for the Ice(d) Caps, lol.

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  82. PK and Veber on the point now? That's Bulldogs baby!

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  83. WTF!? R U doin' here? New post is up...

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