Oct 9, 2011

Coffee, Tea or Winnie? ~ Habs vs. Jets ~ 10/09 Pre/Review

Welcome back Winnie, my have you grown since those wonder years back in Atlanta.
You sure are easy on the eyes. Now go easy on our Habs.
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Game day previews ~ RDS, PUKE, TSN, NHL (might want to stay current there NHL webmaster).


Hot & Not ~ Nothing to report regarding stats as both the Habs and Jets have yet to score a goal. Habs embarrassed themselves to the joy of the hypocritical pukes at hnic. Missing the flight for the Habs are Vodkov, Campoli, Betts. Not making the takeoff are Fehr and Ben Maxwell. Still suffering from his 1979 concussion, don cherry will likely make this game all about him.

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People can shit on Steve Miller for hack songs like Abracadabra
(the word 'bra' twice!) but the riffs in this tune are slick.

Leavin' home, out on the road 
Habs down 1 game and can't score
Manitoba's ridin' along in their big ol' Jets plane 
They've been wanting' them back home 
Steve Penney's red light seems so far away 
And it feels like Selanne shouldn't be gone 
In Atlanta somebody tried to make them stay 
You know bettman's Thrashers got to be movin' on 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Don't carry my Habs too far away 
Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

Goodbye to all my FHFriends at our previous home 
Goodbye to people whose ice cream dreams were busted 
I've got to go out and make my 4HF way 
I might get riCH you know I might even get lusted 
But my Habs heart keeps calling me backwards 
As I remember 1977
Ridin' high I had tears in my eyes 
You know Serge had to go through hell 
Before he got to GM in hockey heaven 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Don't carry my Habs too far away 
Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

TouCHin' down in Manitoba town 
Feel the cold comin' down 
Habs got to keep on keepin' on 
You know JM's 1st line keeps on spinnin' around 
And the D is playin' with some hesitation 
You know that TFS™ can surely see 
That he don't want to get caught up in any of that 
Fucking shit goin' down in his crease 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Don't carry my Habs too far away 
Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Don't carry my Habs too far away 
Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Don't carry my Habs too far away 
Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 
Cause it's great to see back to stay  
Cause it's in Canada that the game belongs

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~ The End ~

G Y F H G !

152 comments:

  1. Turkey & hockey! Awesome. Cooking one from frozen, see how it turns out.

    GYFHG!!!!

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  2. Doin' mine tomorrow, cajun style!

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  3. Mr. natural12:14 PM

    Off to the potential in-laws their turkey, my vino.

    GYMFYG!

    Drink up.

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  4. Some serious shit, when the laffs let the Sens score 4 and we had 4 scoring chances and all of them from TiTS, and please tell me we can keep TiTS.
    GYFHG
    and for those not up to date on the players struggle to find good houses in the Peg

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  5. Loving the new site moeman. Keep it up. Doing ham with a maple dijon glaze today.

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  6. Betts returned to sender because Philly broke the rules and put an injured player on waivers (didn't pass his physical). Figures those asshats would try something like that. Who do they think they are, Edmonton?

    If the Gazette thinks the Habs should graciously lose tonight they're out of their fucking minds. There's no room to be kind in this League. Habs have been too kind for too long and all they have to show for it is headshots and sick fucks that laugh at them. Fuck it all. Hey Erik Cole? Score some fucking goals. It's the Winnipeg Threshers.

    GYFH!!!!

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  7. Dogs won 5-2;

    Scoring Summary:
    1st Period:
    1. HAM – Frederic St. Denis – 1 (Aaron Palushaj, Brock Trotter) – 10:15


    2nd Period:
    2. HAM – Frederic St. Denis – 2 (Brock Trotter, Brian Willsie) – 3:40 (PP)
    3. HAM – Brock Trotter – 1 (Mike Blunden, Aaron Palushaj) – 4:55 (PP)
    4. RCH – Jonathan Parker – 1 (Zack Kassian, Derek Whitmore) – 10:59 (PP)
    5. HAM – Ian Schultz – 1 (Alain Berger) – 13:44

    3rd Period:
    5. HAM – Brock Trotter – 2 – 5:24 (Penalty Shot)
    6. RCH – Colin Stuart – 1 (Corey Tropp, T.J. Brennan) – 17:52: (PP)

    Scoring:
    Rochester: 0-1-1—2
    Hamilton: 1-3-1—5

    Shots:
    Rochester: 7-12-13—32
    Hamilton: 7-14-6—27

    Goaltending:
    Rochester: David Leggio 27 shots, 22 saves)
    Hamilton: Nathan Lawson (32 shots, 30 saves)

    Power Play:
    Rochester: 2-for-5
    Hamilton: 2-for-4

    Attendance: 6,123

    Three Stars:
    1. HAM – Brock Trotter (2 goals, 2 assists, 3 shots, +2)
    2. HAM – Frederic St. Denis (2 goals, +2, 2 shots)
    3. HAM – Nathan Lawson (30 saves)

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  8. Xanier Zaviour has seen less horsecock than that game summary.

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  9. Had my TG dinner on Friday. Today making Chai spiced apple cake. Phucking Murphy was shadowing me in the Kitchen from the onset:
    On hand, cardamom pods, needed ground so took a good 20min to get seeds out of the pods, then grind, ran out of flour, had to run out, then didn't have enough cinnamon, had some sticks and ground them. It's finally in the oven now - I started around 11:00. Still need to let it cool when it's done, make the icing and ice it. No wonder we buy so much ready-made food!
    If it was anywhere near puck drop, it would have gone out the window!
    May still end up out the window!

    I don't even like phucking Chai!

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  10. Was anyone able to help The Maritimer?
    Haven't seen anything.

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  11. The turkey is looking good. Only down side is stuffing has to be on the side, it won't have the turkey juices to enhance the flavor. Watching the CBC special on the Jets return. Had to grab a tissue. Can't even imagine if the Habs left Montreal. Suicide rates would be off the charts.

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  12. Oh, and Metro's own Cranberry pumpkin seed crisps are outstanding with cheese. Yum.

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  13. Quelle fromage Moey? I picked up a Laurier today.

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  14. @moey
    Yes, they're awsome! I usually take some brie, drizzle with honey and toasted, chopped walnuts. Bake until cheese is warm and eat with the crisps or toasted baguette spears.
    mmmmmmmmmmmm

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  15. moe,

    Brie de meaux and Bourseault. (Not to be confused with Borsin). Totally different.

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  16. Boursin au poivre is great on pasta with black olives and fresh herbs (throw in chicken for added food fun).

    Hittin' the deck until 5. L8R kidz.

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  17. Check it out.

    http://sports.ca.msn.com/top-stories/kinder-gentler-cherry-addresses-ex-nhl-enforcers

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  18. @juce,

    Baked brie...mmmmmm. *drools*

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  19. God I hope we don't suck again today.

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  20. Would be good for Jets to win. BUY NO PHUCKEN WAY (PLEEEESE).

    GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG
    GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG

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  21. Now that we've sent Philadelphia's injured reject back to them, where do we stand now in regards to waiver? Do they owe us someone?

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  22. Lose graciously?!? HAHAHAHAHA. That would look pretty stupid if they missed the playoffs by 2 pts come April.

    DONTGETSHUTOUTAGAINTHATSALLIASKPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.

    GYFHG!

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  23. heh, racist puke don cherry feels sorry for the Habs. Go fuck yourself you xenophobic piece of shit. Also, has your home team's ACC ever been this loud? No. Fuck off and die already.

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  24. @juce,

    They can send us Pronger.

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  25. First ever mention of a massage therapist?

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  26. Very nice tribute to Rick Rypien.

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  27. Congrats on bringing NHL hockey back to the Peg. Nice to have Canada's favourite team play against you in your first game. CHantal!

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  28. Wow, that is some shitty singing.

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  29. Who brought out the dead cats to sing the anthem?

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  30. Gratuitous hack shot of harper the hack.

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  31. Oh look, military symbolism, how un-Canadian. BTW, your jerseys suck Winnipeg.

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  32. SQUID FINALLY! My prayers have been answered!

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  33. Yahooooooo!

    3 of the refs are from Winnipeg, hope that's not a end bad.

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  34. He has atoned! And now he'll forever be part of a trivia question.

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  35. heely says Habs are bridesmaids. Um, maybe they are in these special games because they are Canada's fave team?

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  36. They could have scored at least 3 goals on that powerplay...what a missed opportunity by Gio...

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  37. ... and scott oak swallows.

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  38. WTF!? Squid , noooooooooo!

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  39. Cammy's own fucking skate cuts him. Really.

    Hey Brrrrrrock Trotter..............

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  40. It's just a flesh wound right??????

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  41. I wasn't putting much stock in the fact that 3 of the 4 refs in the game now are from Winnipeg until that Gill one.

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  42. I already hate the Jets. Fuck them and their booing of PK Subban. Go get fucked, assholes.

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  43. Moeman - Excellent parody. One of your best!

    Now GYFHG!

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  44. Glorifying head hits, go fuck yourself you sick pukes.

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  45. PhilM6:11 PM

    Glorifying head shots after interrupting a guy introducing a charity with a comment on your puke-inducing suits, classy.

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  46. the Maritimer6:11 PM

    Will this work?

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  47. My God does hnic hate the Habs. Its like they aren't even playing in this game.

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  48. Apparently Cammy's still in the building. If it were bad he'd be in hospital *pray pray pray*

    Spacek not coming back. Good thing Weber's on the 4th line. This team needs a whole line of spare parts.

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  49. the M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. Let me repeat, the M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. @moeman, @31,
    My ears were in pain, it really sucked.
    Expected more from Cuddy.

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  52. Fuck me...could the cbc be any more Jets biased in this broadcast!!?? I can't believe how bad this is. Only thing the Habs can do is to kill this double pp and then score a shit load of goals to shut mclame and his mates up! Fuck you HNIC

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  53. I suspected a conspiracy when announced 3 refs were from fucking 'peg!

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  54. Their is purpose to hnic's madness on fighting, headshots and violence. They, like some GMs are calling out Shanahan, in public. It is their game not ours. Sick fucks.

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  55. heh, hnic wants a penalty shot, badly. Sick fucks.

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  56. PFK, SCORE and give them something to boo about, those fuckheads!

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  57. hnic wants Jets 5on3s. Biased? Why?

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  58. ... any second now the professional hnic announcers will mention the very good Habs PK.

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  59. TFS is on fire!

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  60. hughson says PatCHes could've 'got' wellfed with his head down? Really? Why say that?

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  61. Emelin's pretty fast for a dude with a belly =p

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  62. Hope Squid only has minor wound.
    Hope Spacek is only out this game.

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  63. Our 31 is better than their 31.

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  64. hnic is all wet for a Jets goal. Biased? Why?

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  65. PleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!

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  66. fucking biased refs can't keep us down!
    go Plex!

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  67. 2-0
    GYFHG some more!!

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  68. Pleks!! STFU HNIC!!!

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  69. Our 31 is better than your 31 - na na na na na!

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  70. Oduya lost his lunch on that goal. What a move by Pleky!

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  71. Nice play Diaz (needs a nickname!).

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  72. Shanahan has suspended Minnesota Wild forward Pierre-Marc Bouchard for two games.

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  73. I think Gill needs to have a talk with PK to get his shit together, especially with 30 seconds left in a period...

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  74. Dreamin' of sunshine lollypops,, and fucking shutouts!
    Keep going YFHG!

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  75. Let's call Diaz "Cockroach" - From Scarface - "Fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers - I bury those cockroaches!

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  76. Hope PFK can get his mojo back.
    Hal, do something.

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  77. Anonymous7:00 PM

    We call Diaz Cameron.

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  78. Regarding Cherry's "puke" rant, Mario Tremblay defending his "good friend" Nilund, says he has no "class".

    DUH!

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  79. Was Cameron decided? If not, I vote for cockroach or coucouracha.
    I love me Al Pacino!

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  80. Whichever, I'm good.

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  81. the Maritimer7:08 PM

    Hey! Sorry about that, got interrupted. Thanks for the tip moeman, Google Chrome was the answer.

    Habs are playing well despite Chokula's best efforts. Fuck me, is there a black cloud following this team around?

    Got to go back and read all the comments now. Looking forward to coming up to the great City of Montreal and meeting some of the FHFine folks here.

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  82. juce, never mention 'shutout'. Bad bob coldish omen. hnic are wet.

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  83. hnic loves the 'animosity'. Why?

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  84. Fucking BIASED refs. They s/h had a penalty for sticking PFK in the face!

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  85. the Maritimer7:18 PM

    Yeah, I was gonna mention that. Never say the "s" word until the game is over.

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  86. At the risk of repeating myself, fucking BIASED refs, also giving PFK a penalty.

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  87. Webber! Fuck you biased sick fucks at hnic.

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  88. NOW we're talking!

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  89. the Maritimer7:21 PM

    SWISS MISTER!!!!!!

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  90. Fucking Biased Refs can't keep us down!
    3-1 pour les CH

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  91. What did I miss? I had to PVR it. 3-1! Excellent.

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  92. msevigny7:26 PM

    For all the biased reffing, that Byfuglien penalty was basically "two minutes for having some idiot run into you". Bad reffing, period.

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  93. heh, hnic's sick fuck simpson says ref help on the Habs goal. STFU you POS hnic bag of douche.

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  94. the Maritimer7:33 PM

    Holy Fuck!! Who was that on the breakaway???

    hnic begrudgingly gives props to the Habs.
    Gee, they really ruined the party didn't they?

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  95. PatCHes!!! Ewat that hughson/simpson/hnicPOSson.

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  96. PATCHES! FREE WINGS! FUCK YOU CHARA!

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  97. Patches! Wings! Did we lose another two players to injuries tonight cause I can't remember!

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  98. Jets trying to dive now. Because their other powerplays worked so well.

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  99. simpson is sighing. STFU you sad hnic clown.

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  100. Matches!! - Welcome back!! STFU hnic - fuckin biased assholes!

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  101. the Maritimer7:40 PM

    So, are all the ex-Nordiques happy over at RDS?

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  102. @The Maritimer,
    Glad to have you back, like the Military, we leave no man behind!

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  103. Nice try Jets. Never left the tarmac despite hnic trying to fuel you. simpson dropping an KKKish kkkoment on PFK!. Fuck you you POS.

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  104. Nice win Habs! Eat it cbc/hnicockroach pukes.

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  105. heh, hnic pukes give a Jet a star. Why? Sick POS fucks.

    BTW, 4HFers, let me know if I sound repetitive.

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  106. Tweet of the Game: "Winnipeg wanted the Jets back, and to be fair.... they got the Jets."

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  107. Nice win! Fuck you cbc - and hnic - TFS made it look easy tonight.

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  108. Hope Squid is better than OK.

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  109. the Maritimer7:55 PM

    Happy for the fans in Winnipeg, they got their hi-jacked NHL team back. The hnic-er's are right it's a smart crowd and they probably realize although the shiny new sweaters say "Jets", underneath it's still "Thrashers" underneath the paint job.

    Great road game by Montreal and Carey Price in particular. I wish they could have did this to the fucking leaf.

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  110. Fuck hnic, since I have a choice, I never tune in, wouldn't give CBC the benefit of an additional rating, especially because of Don Cherry and McLame.
    hnic is as biased as the oficianating refs.

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  111. Holy shit, cnc/hnic pukes go straight to a BOTB piece. What a bunch of sick Habs-hating fucks. Truly a psychotic bunch of nut jobs.

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  112. As for the 'Queen', my take;

    When it reigns, it poors.

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  113. Up next, Boardwalk Empire & Dexter. Great TV night. 'night all.

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  114. the M. nails it, great road win. 5-1 and it never seemed like our boys were even into it. Might've been the broadcasting bias, bonus no bobcold!

    Bonne Chance Squid, we need you Bro!

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  115. Moey knows great TV.

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  116. Man oh man what the fuck happened to Kurt Browning? Last time I saw him he was working on landing a quad and had hair. What is he...about 40? Too funny to hear Mclame giving him lessons on faking sincerity

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  117. Bonsoir mes ami(e)s du 4HF. CYA soon for some Monday Morning SherWood.

    G Y F H G !

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  118. Kurt Browning looks awful.

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  119. Wanted to mention, it was a great hommage to Rypien, I was in tears when Mom did the puck drop.

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  120. @Moey, I wish I had HBO!

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  121. Fuck you Shaved Gorilla, till we meet again!

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  122. el BaruCH8:12 PM

    awwllllriiight!!!!!
    now that's what I like to see! Not that the Jets put up much opposition. Anyother team would be trying to injure PK or someone in garbage time... right gentlemen those Jets. Maybe we should call them the Gents. Fuck HNICroaches!!!!! Thanks Moe (good goal btw)! GYFHG!!!

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  123. Anonymous9:04 PM

    thank you thank you thank you for keeping the community / commentariat alive. long live the Sequel, always with deference to the Original FHF

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  124. We are an offensive powerhouse, who told Moen he was Lemiux, GYFHG plan the parade

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  125. What a great game...much better than the first! Get well Spaceman and Squid!
    Moey: Whenever have to do the stuffing on the side, I do it in tinfoil, with the Turkey neck in the center, to give it some of that nice turkey flavour.

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  126. On such a joyous occasion, I wish (if not already, then I apologize) to express my eternal gratitude to Moeman for continuing and keeping alive such a great tradition unmatched by any other.

    Now, let's plan the fucking Parade already!

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  127. @Steve, I come from the hometown of the great Lemieux!

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  128. Not to brag, but not much else here to brag about, except the Honorable Paul Martin was the MP for our riding, torn between the two.

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  129. the Chocula poll, vote early vote often lets kill this vampire system.

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  130. @moeman any idea why my links are not red?

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  131. Gotta go with Martin, did more than Mario for the community.

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  132. @steve,I see red.

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  133. Mr. natural10:44 PM

    OK back home now.

    Was there a game?

    PHucken' injuries!!! Hopefully we are getting them outta the way early in the season.

    Carey Price was a MONSTER!

    Switch goalies and we lose that game 3 to 1.

    GYMFHG!

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  134. @steve,
    "Carey Price made 30 saves. Don Cherry called him the best goaltender in the world … and he coached Gilles Gilbert".

    Since I don't watch hnic, did fairy Cherry actually say that, anybody know?

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  135. @juce, thanks for the info, I never heard Cherry say that about Price. I think the best goalie in the world goes down on his knees much to fast.

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  136. @steve, Wow, something is amiss, I clicked on 1 of your red links and got the folowing, but now not working.

    Hockey Inside/Out
    www.hockeyinsideout.com/feed - Block all www.hockeyinsideout.com results
    2 hours ago – Carey Price made 30 saves. Don Cherry called him the best goaltender in the world … and he coached Gilles Gilbert. And the PK pitched ...

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  137. Now no postings in red.

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  138. Check it out

    http://www.seanbellonline.com/habs-spoil-jets-party-in-winnipeg/

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  139. Andrew Ladd really needs to to get those eyebrows waxed.

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  140. Yes. Cherry did say that. But you know what they say about a blind squirrel finding a nut...

    @Mr. N
    If they switched to Mason, I believe the Habs would have scored 5 more goals.

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