Oct 24, 2011

Jacques offs ~ Going overboard? Habs vs. Panthers Game Preview 10/24

Trouble ahead for Jacques? Will The Goat walk the plank with him? Maybe tonight's game against the powerful Panthers will determine their fate. A win might keep them from being thrown overboard but some really rough seas are surely ahead with battles versus the fucking PHI pirates and the broon tainted Cupillagers. Before that ship sails, lets see what's kind of poop is on deck. After a puke-inducing OT loss to the toronto jackoffs, the 1-4-2 Habs with new shipmates Blunden and Nokelainen suiting up to play FLA (4-3-0). RDS says Budaj is starting as TFS™ has lost the map to his 100th win treasure. Run some rum, it should be fun.
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BTW, I'll be Bridgetown beaCHing with
Bajan beauties for 2 weeks in November.
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You know, regardless of where the Habs'll be,
I'll be Happy!
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Well I never post a thread past sunset, 
It always burns a hole in my Pants!.
Once made a sCHool marm real happy,
She never blew her second CHance, oh no 
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Goat, Goat keep me happy. 
Jack, Jack keep me happy.

Always taking shitty players from strangers,

Didn't wanna see no fucking Phoenix trade. 
Never want to be like Ol' Jacques Demers, 
Working for the boss until that fateful day.
I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win, Geoff won't ya keep me happy. 

Gio, won't ya keep me happy.

Budaj, please keep me
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Cole, buddy keep me happy.
PFK!, baby keep me happy.


Gonna get a flash from my rum cocktails, 
When I see some Bajan flesh off the coast. 
Only win was a lift out of weak Jets, 
Since then they can't seem to fly back home.

I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Keira, Keira keep me happy.

Scarjo, Scarjo keep me happy, baby
Happy, Rhianna won't you keep me, happy

Moey won't you keep me, happy 
Esther won't you keep me, happy

iRiRi won't you keep me, happy 
Steve won't you keep me, happy

Now flying fish - keep me happy

Now 4HFers won't you scream it - keep moe happy!

Bajan babes got the feeling I'm - happy

Na na na na now keep me - happy

My my my, keep me - happy

Keep on dancing - keep moe happy!


Kinda, scratCHy Keef.
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Merci Keira.
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You know what rhymes with rum?
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G Y F H G !

117 comments:

  1. Hey, moeman, hope you had a great Sunday since saturday sucked.
    Nokelainen and Blunden are in the lineup tonight and possibly Spacek.
    GYFHG

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  2. I was incommunicado over the weekend. Did I miss anything?

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  6. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Sorry, broken link in the last post. Here's the link: PK'ISTS

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  7. @The Maritimer if you're tuning in. While you're the game tonight, go speak to Chocula and Goat before puck drop. If they can't listen to reason, then give Molson a try. Be our voice. Enjoy the game!
    Also, it was nice meeting on Saturday.
    Now, GYMFHG!

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  8. Excellent Moeman! You keep us all Happy.

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  9. since when does ass rhyme with rum?

    moe your use of multiple colours for links makes me happy. fancy!

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  10. Thx 29 and ass rhymes with rum when one has had many a mai tai which funny enough also rhymes with ass.

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  11. Hadulf3:39 PM

    lol...he said "ass"...nice! I'm totally delusional...

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  12. Hey - am I missing something...? Since when does hot naked twins rhyme with Rum?

    And another thing - Moeman - what song are you parodying here...sorry I haven't started to drink tonight so I'm just not getting it...

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  13. Oops, forgot the song link. Will refresh.

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  14. Keef says be 'Happy!'.

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  15. Ha! I'm going to be happy in November too no matter what the Habs are doing. Me likey my rum in Mojitos, I plan on having many.....

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  17. Moey knows! (rhymes with mojitos!)

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  18. Steve knows, 'Exile on Main St.' is a clASSic.

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  19. Mr. natural4:53 PM

    ..........can't watch anymore.......

    PHUCK!!!!

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  20. L Dude5:18 PM

    I got a big night planned. Catching up on the first two episodes of The Walking Dead, followed by episode 8 of The Skating Dead.

    Cheers all. Go Buddah!

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  21. Mr. natural5:53 PM

    @Ldude - LOL

    OOOHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Buddha is in touch with his inner self and in his enlightened state will be wondrous and his teammates will bask in the positive energy

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  22. @Ld, hope he held a meditation session with teammates so they may also be in touch with their inner selves.

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  23. Speaking of rubbing a belly. My latest obsession is Laura Calder. She's fun in the kitCHen and likes to drop the innuendo. The other day its was "do you like my pearl onion necklace' and 'you'd love to know my measurements'. Today she says, whilst making a honey-walnut cake, "I like it wet' and 'sticky nuts are fun'. BTW, the camera loves her.

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  24. Leave to the leaf-loving POS pfuckdaddy to link to a rag like the globe for a Habs story. CotU sucker that Wyshynski.

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  25. Fact: the weather is pissed about the Habs.
    Win a fucking game already.

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  26. L Dude7:05 PM

    Well, episode 2 of TWD was quite uneventful. Hopefully episode 8 of TSD is more exciting.

    GYMFZHG!!! Z=zombie

    LD

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  27. So here's the deal: if they're going to win tonight by scoring two quick goals in the first 4:37 and then spend the next 55 minutes hanging on for dear life (GREAT strategy with Budaj in), I'm not sure I even want them to win. I'm a horrible fan, I know...

    Moen just said his teammates call him "Snipes". He & Renaud Lavoie had a good laugh about it but it made me want to cry. 

    Anywho, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY THOUGHTS! GYFHG and all that jazz.

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  28. Well iRiRi, if they play defence the same way they did against the Leaf it's going to be another dark rainy game night. The fucking Pens had a hard time dealing with NuPanthers' forecheck. Here's hoping they're all sick or something.

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  29. iRiRi, when is the drop of the puck?

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  31. @Number 31: I'm not worried about the defence tonight. Spacek is back in after all!

    @moe - There's a game tonight?!

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  32. (Seriously, I've been watching RDS since 6:55 thinking it was a 7PM start. I need help.)

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  33. Choices make the man (person or member of the LGBBT community) second episode of walking dead, third episode of Dexter, or senior citizens protesting a French invasion of Florida. My brain is melthing.

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  34. I sympathize iRiRi, 19h29 and no dropped puck. Maybe juice knows? Steve is in Exile.

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  35. I read Dexter go all religious this year? WTF? I want him to have a hottie gal pal, not a God pal!

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  36. 19h34, not puck drop but un-tanned Vincent and even whiter sidekick BB.

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  37. Diazling with a tip of Patches!
    How about that total eclipse by Erik Cole eh coach? Do your research.

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  38. Me likey actual 4th line. Only took them forever to realize they needed this...

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  39. Dexter was good last night.

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  40. "Diazling with a tip of Patches!"

    A cool sounding name for a hockey blog.

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  41. BTW, who kidnapped juce? The M.?

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  42. Anonymous8:08 PM

    what a fucking joke... roughing penalty on Gorges... how the ref is watching the play right behind him?

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  43. Moen denied his next goal via quick whistle. Funny. Tim Peel is the one who's supposed to suck.

    Maybe he contaminated Kimmerly.

    Anyway that period made me feel a little better about this team. Boxing out, fairly good powerplay, even if they allowed another walk-out-in-front-goal...of course if they lose, Florida better leave town with Martin in their luggage.

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  44. Meh. The leaf will wilt and die after the first frost.

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  45. @moeman, I'm here now, (so nice to be loved, I've missed you all too). I was just CHilling, literally, on the sofa with a blanket, slumlords have not turned on the heat, even my hands are cold. Sorry I should have been around before puck drop to help out, I always know cause of the interactive guide.

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  47. @31,

    I think they'll have to lose every game this week before JM gets carted off.

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  48. Ok, back to my blankie and back later.
    GYMFHG! WIN!!

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  49. Cole gets the goal so no lump of coal?

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  51. Talent scout, picks Lego as his avatar, fucking kid is starting to shine.

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  52. Seriously who designed the Panthers sweaters, obviously someone who has something against selling polyester.

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  53. Ok Meth Ice cream to anyone without google who can name a Panther under thirty?

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  54. That's right. Cole's leg scored. You research sucks, just like your System, Coach.

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  55. Dont fall of your bicycle but I think I saw the Habs cycle.

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  56. Billy says Habs goalie is call Boudeye, new name Buddah. Cause he looks so serene sitting for 60 games

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  57. Markstrom. Not JoVoCop.

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  59. Whistle while you work...

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  60. Buddah playing a heck of a game

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  61. Ruh roh...Saturday's Habs are creeping in... Though Gio saved the day.

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  63. No quick whistle on that save eh ref?

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  64. @31 thats about the third pretty play by Daizling that did not turn out beauty.

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  65. Fuck PFK, your in the NHL, we do not grab sticks in the NHL when you wear the CH, only FLyers, Bruins and the Leaf get to do that,

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  67. Lego has vision like Moeman finding a hot ass

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  68. That was terrifying. Where the hell was Budaj going?

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  70. Never mind. Tim Peel is back to normal. Called Patches for slashing when it was Gudbranson who slashed him and broke his own stick.

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  71. Two teams who could not shoot their way out of a wet paper bag.

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  72. PFK put Veersteg into the coffee house

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  74. Technically it would be 3-1 Habs if these refs would stop with the quick whistles.

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  75. This place is making me crazier than the Habs. *screams* I'm off.

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  76. Other than the penalty, PFK is looking a bit like his old self. Just loved that check as soon as he came back.

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  77. peel and kimberly are both toronto born. Discuss or disgust? CotU fuck-ups.

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  78. Love the great Florida pressure on yet another BS powerplay according to Bill. "A minute and a half in the offensive zone!" without a shot. Dick.

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  79. That explains everything! Phuckin' leaf ass kissers.

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  80. Think I missed something, who the hell is Bill?

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  81. Vincent Damphouzzzzz sounds like he gets bored with every thought he has.

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  82. juce, Bill is the sister fucking color guy for the Panthers

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  83. N31, Vince is betwixt crête and ayeyiyi. Give the guy a break. On one side he has a Habs-hating séparatiste and on the other a fucking doorknob (apology to real doorknobs).

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  84. Bill is yet another wannabe that thinks he knows hockey by crapping on the CH. @Steve, you are too kind by even giving him a portion of his title.

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  85. @Steve, got it now.

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  86. The only credit I give to the Florida crew is calling out JM for setting record numbers of TooManyMen calls in Florida as well. How the hell does he still look like he can't pass the boulder size stone in his system when that call is made? People have asked who is to blame for that all to frequent bench call, somehow FSFlorida answers it.

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  87. Back to the blankie, hey, my nose is cold, that means I'm healty. woof!
    NOW GYFHG!

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  88. Must be a Florida thing. The Lightning were right behind us with too many mens.

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  89. Is the CH forced to use that 'are you ready' wrestling garbage?

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  90. juce, methinks it is cold and wet?

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  91. PATCHES IS MISSING *gonnakillsomething*

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  92. Poop.

    Remember those two quick whistle goals? Yea.

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  93. @31 Might be a Florida thing but JM has brought that virus North. That and a pail of suck.

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  94. Dare say, the refs screwed us two games in a row. How much Karma does this team need to gather to cash in?

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  95. At least two games. With the amount of karma built up from the last two seasons, it should be an instant Cup. At least a @%$)#@%*&) win would be nice.

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  96. Kicking the stick away isn't a penalty anymore, apparently.

    Patches is gone for the night...

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  97. This isn't fun anymore :(

    For the first time in 3 years, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I mean, they have to get rid of Chokula sometime this week, non?

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  98. Occupy the Habs bench!

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  99. Quick whistles are fun.

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  100. JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  101. Yes, occupy. After tonight I think I can stand being by a cold rink.

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  102. Hadulf10:09 PM

    When will the fucking suckitude end god dammit...Jesus H Christ...I'm tired of this shit. Like JT said so clearly, something's gotta give. Shit piss fuck cunt cock motherfucker AND tits!

    WV: I afearr what's going to happen if they don't win soon...

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  103. @moeman, I'm still half human.

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  104. Hadulf10:10 PM

    Oh, and I know, only 8 games in...But how the fuck will they recover from this bad start? Re: 2010-2011 Devils...

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  105. Now Philadelphia is on their way.

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  106. Sleepy10:11 PM

    Do you remember when we'd call a timeout and Kirk would have a play drawn up? At the bench they looked like individuals and disjointed.

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  107. Breathe deep 4HFers. Fresh post for collective venting and puking.

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  108. Woooo.

    The hell they give Budaj 2nd star for? For swimming? Hello Cole? Eller? AK46? Nothing?

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