Oct 27, 2011

No more brASS in pocket ~ Habs vs. broons Preview 10/27

Enjoy your summer of tainted celebration broons and broons fans? Whatevs. Your little buddy Collie ain't there this year to shill you some NHL HQ biased bullshit. I see our Habs are tied for points in the standings. We've got excuses with injuries and having a broken system. We got our 6 points too. Anyways, nice to see our true rival in panic mode. What, the mediots aren't reporting riots and revolutions in Boston? Maybe its because the Red Sox are in the World Series and taking all the headlines? Or not. Habs are coming off a convincing win over the PHucktards and will hopefully Carey the momentum into tonight's game. RDS, TSN and some hack network labelled NESN are the Channels of CHoice. Vodkov use to be your nemesis, now its PatCHes, our best player so far this year.
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Just try hurting him.
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Die broons Die! Especially this POS,
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... and this one.
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Bs got brass in pocket
Got Collie, they had to use him.
Intention
Jacob$ fucking disruptive,
Bettman make you, make you, make you tainted

Ape's option, no restrained motion.
Seen driving PatCHes, stanCHion leaning.
No reason, to broons fans so pleasing.
Gonna make you, make you, make you our bitCH

Gonna use Gill's arms,
Gonna use Gio legs,
Gonna use PFKs style,
Gonna use TFS™'s side-step
Gonna use my blog fingers.
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination.

Cause we're going make you see
- there's nobody else here
No one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.

Marchand's a skank who reeks.
Got nothing. Collie can't wink at you,
Gonna make you, make you our bitCH.

Gonna use Georges' arms,
Gonna use PleXXXe's legs,
Gonna use Eller's style,
Gonna use Squid's side shot
Gonna use my blog fingers,
gon' use my my my imagination.

Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.

Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like Habs fans.
We're special, so special.
We'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
Ooooooooo, just fuck off and die.
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Funny or Die. I say funny!
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Thanks Orange gal.
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~ The End is nice ~
G Y F H G !

138 comments:

  1. So what'd I miss?

    Actually was out a geek event (Montreal Startup Drinks) last night and was drinking and watching the game with the guy who built the Habsnews Twitter feed. Cool guy, he even offered to share his nachos.

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  2. I am still reeling from how incredibly fucking annoying that pj cock was last night on AC. I wasn't intending on watching but the feed never cut off as it usually does and I was dumbstruck at how unbelievable he was. He wasn't giving them anything...but what I was more stuck on is why he was there in the first place. Why would they get someone like him - a complete hockey nobody - and even consider valuing his opinion on a team he is renowned for despising. OK I know the same argument can be made for most of the other guys on the panel - but at least they have some sort of cred - Bergeron was a coach with flair (a french Cherry if you will)the other guys probably played for the Habs and are French - so that means they are in the club. Did pj cock play for the Habs at some point? I was pretty certain he didn't but I could be wrong here...

    Anyway - seeing as how last night I watched RDS for the first time (really good feed - no lagging at all!) I guess I have to continue to do so until they lose again. Hopefully I get a weekend of French commentary!

    Tonight should be really interesting...

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  3. Nothing to bitch about, how boring.

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  4. @Kmaxx PJ Stock played with:

    Habs 20 games
    Phuctards 31 games
    Bruins 130 games
    according to hockeydb.com

    So if you think last night was bad, wait till you hear the scumbag tonight.

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  5. @K: Some say that he doesn't like the habs because he was cut by them early in his career. They have him on the show because he probably asked to because he lives just outside montreal now and travelling to Toronto every other day would be a pain. He's also (or at least was) on CHOM radio every morning for the last couple of years

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  7. @juce and @Gillis - thanks for that. Still doesn't excuse the bias. I used to listem to CHOM way back when - tune in every now and then on line but it's always in the morning so I'm listening to some overnight guy - not as many commercials at least - and the classic rock never gets old...

    So I think I'll stick to the RDS feed again tonight. I'm sure it'll be on other english stations but for now I'll stick to a winning formula.

    Now GYMFHG!!

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  8. the BaruCH12:31 PM

    GYFMFHG!!!

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  9. Chester1:20 PM

    OK I'm back ... I was gone .... but now I'm back.

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  10. @Chester, welcome home, your grounded for a week.

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  12. T'aint pretending, thread is refreshed.

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  13. Fucking great cover Moeman
    GYFHG 2000 miles, Bruins stop your sobbing.

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  14. BTW why is horsecock wearing a monkey suit?

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  15. Its an ape suit, shaved wool.

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  16. OK - Once again it is time to get serious for a second. Last night the Habs found something they had been missing. Maybe getting Pern out from behind the bench was a good thing - I don't know. Thing is - it started the exact same way as all the games before that. They sucked bags in the first period...then the penalty came and the powerplay was suddenly inspired. I said last night I wanted someone with a pair to step up and say "fuck the system we need to play hockey" - and for all I cursed Cole early on, he and Patches did just that. They crashed the net, they skated with the puck and they looked good doing it. But let's borrow something from that bj cock on the antichambre last night for a minute. As much as he had no business on the show because he couldn't say one positive thing about the Habs, he was quick to dismiss the effort as "juste une match" - and now is the time for the Habs to cram it down his throat by making it "juste une autre match" and then again on Saturday when it becomes "trois de suite - Fuck me". That's when we can start to feel real good about this team. The Habs have already won 1 game in a row this year. They haven't won 2 in a row since last March sometime (maybe April - I'm using it for emphasis). So before we get all crazy, let's repeat what happened last night. Let's put all our positive energy behind our Habs. They will need it tonight so that they can show us that last night wasn't just a fluke spurred on by a random firing. Don't get me wrong here - I'll take a new blog post tomorrow featuring a picture of the shaved ape lying crumpled on the ice after a devastating hit - but the picture I want tomorrow is one with the scoreline showing the Habs winning the game. So that is my rant for the night.

    Now GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!

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  17. @moeman, Another superb post!
    As Steve pointed out, the broons haven't played in 4 or 5 days and are rested. They'll need all the energy they can muster.
    I'm still gonna be positive.
    Watch out shaved ape, PatCHes is coming for you!

    Die broons you suck.
    GYMFHG

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  18. Hadulf6:14 PM

    GYMFHG!

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  19. Rat face is a piece of shit.

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  20. Mr. natural6:18 PM

    @Kmaxx, not to point out the blatant errors in your oh so inspiring rants (I credit you for last night's win)BUT this is fact the second time in the young season that the Habs have won one in a row!

    I cannot begin to express how much I loath BJ Cock.

    GYMFHG! PHuck the PUcktards, PHuck the Broons and their PHucken' PHans, PHuck PHuckPHace Buttman (@Steve thx for pointing out their rest Vs. 3 games in 5 nights)and Puck Heveryone everywhere.

    GYFHGGGGG!

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  21. Now, let's take it!

    GYMFHG

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  22. Phuckin' problem is, we have to see images of goons and a shaved ape holding the cup.

    GHG

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  23. @Kmaxx, actually Pearn worked with the players yesterday. Players only learned shorlty before the game that he was axed.

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  24. Puck will drop in about 3min.

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  25. No pressure, boys!

    Go PatCHes! GYFHG!

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  26. Nevermind, just realized its starting right now

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  27. Doesn't take much, eh ref?

    Also, Bs fans, dumber than a leaf fan.

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  28. Cole showed him!

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  29. Yup, Bs fans are the stupidest clan of dumbfucks hockey fans.

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  30. I would love to see PatCHes score the 1st goal!

    GYFHG

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  31. I would love to see PatCHes score the winning goal!

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  32. Better still, Patches with a hattie!

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  33. Just about to tune in. Made a big mistake last night tuning out after the first period of piss.

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  34. Bs have refs in pocket. Asses.

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  35. Yeah fluke but TFS looked very human

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  36. Weird how rds, in its Bill 101 ways, tries so hard to francophonify marchand's name.

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  37. Bullshit Boston has 3 pp

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  38. Maybe Thomas should give that Vezina to his defencemen for making the saves for him.

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  39. Has there ever been a cheaper cheap-ass teams than the broons? These slugs pat each other on the back more than mclame on crotch.

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  40. Refs are gonna give us a hard time.

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  41. I'v always noticed how Thomas tends to give rebounds but there never seems to be a Hab around to put it in the net.

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  42. I am watching TSN and I want to puke, Rodgers sucks

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  43. LouisLouis has an assist already in his first AHL game.

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  44. the Maritimer7:50 PM

    Fuck you Jacobs!!

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  45. Douchshark should be suspended for a huge elbow to the head

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  46. heh, refs are bought&sold leafers tonite. NYR getting it from behind and then some.

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  47. heh, pierre thebrown 'I texted gretzky'. Get a towel loser.

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  48. Not only penalty for Campbell, but right to the dressing room. Hurt you bastard hurt.

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  49. 1-1! Colé!

    Eat that you fucking Jacobs-bought refs.

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  50. Getting weird vibes of Salt Lake reffing vs. Canada's women's team in 2002.

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  51. It's 5-1 winnipeg over phuctards.

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  52. Not hurt campbell? Didn't think so. Where's your daddy you suck?!

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  53. not sure what period.

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  54. Bs fans, dumb as rocks. Apologies to rocks.

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  55. Bs fans, almost as racist as flyers fans. Be proud doncherry and mikerichards.

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  56. why the fuck is pk in the box???

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  57. Those morons put more energy into that "Subban Sucks" chant than in cheering their own team.

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  58. They each got 2 for holding.

    Pleky and Cammy are kind of pissing me off...

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  59. ... and CHocula just stands there, arms crossed, zero emotion ... fuck

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  60. pk & ratface in the box again! they just got out

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  61. Bs fans, pure shit. Apologies to shit.

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  62. Are you done fucking around now? Nice set off ducking there Marchand....

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  63. win PFK, to bad one of those haymakers had not connected

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  64. Pretty Canadiens blonde Habs fan vs. fat, pasty, fat fucking beer swilling fat Bs fan.

    Bs PP, go figure.

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  65. BTW, some beer swilling is good, just not by fat, pasty, fat fucking beer swilling fat Bs fan.

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  66. Despite the refs, our Habs are still in the game. Collie must be gauging his eyes out.

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  67. I guess we can call that Diazling Save?

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  68. TSN just showed the fight again, PFK got in 4 good head shots, Pecan two, plus PFK did 5 or 6 good body shots.

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  69. Okay give me a million dollars, hockey socks with kevlar thread, no more cuts bitches

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  70. @31 Diazling sure plays pretty.

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  71. Ok, so I believe I was ratface tearing off his gloves as he was coming out of the box the 3rd time to fight with PFK, he is the fucking INSTAGATER. Why the fuck is PFK always sent out with?

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  72. NHL ref credo, whilst in boston, look the other way. Also, never a need to explain.

    Bonus, Habs are getting refreamed but the NYR are bleeding from the ass from the leaf-lubed job at MSG. Of course ten is swallowing the load.

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  73. On RDS I liked the Candiens fan who had a sign saying
    "Scared bruins, you should be"
    The "b" in bruins and "be" were replaced with their logo.

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  74. I have to credit the Pecan for fighting fair and square, man like.

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  75. Disagree Steve, Toucan is a slug.

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  76. @moeman, that's only 'cause the finger puppet wasn't close by. Cause you know, you can easily confuse that nose with that finger. Oh wait, the nose is longer than that phucking finger!

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  77. You know...they show that "save" on Cammy like it's a big deal. Thomas made the first move, he was down and out, and Cammy had a brainfart. All he needed to do was roof it...

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  78. PFK played 11:52min. 11min of penalty time.

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  79. broons and their fans are very klan-ish.

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  80. Note to stupid as fuck Bs fans, look up 'Willie Eldon O'Ree'.

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  81. What do they drink before the 3rd period? Sleep potion?

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  82. Boarding/Charging is ok when it's on the black kid.

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  83. heh, RDS asks, 'when is it too much'?

    A: Its Boston.

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  84. PleXXXE!!!

    Eat it you fuckers.

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  85. OK that makes up for that faceoff into your own net thing.

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  86. heh, boo the bleu blanc rouge and black boy broons bums, you make don cherry proud.

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  87. Poor NYR, need some kind of rape pill.

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  88. Why do all Bruins fans look like Adam Sandler?

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  89. Cole is showing us something, but he has no name to work for? King, Hydro, Clean, you decide

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  90. My heart just stopped.

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  91. What about Erik the Goal?

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  92. Agree withe Steve. I will give Cole until the end of Saturday night's game. I may, then, name him Eric the Red, White and Blue, aka ERRB.

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  93. time fucking out Chocula

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  94. @Moeman hope you get some Errb man in the Islands

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  95. Steve, all, lined, up.

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  96. Stay classy lucy.

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  97. Nice shot of sCam Neely, overrated fuck.

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  98. Baby steps. But still, 2 important pts.

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  99. heh, nice win Habs! Fuck you broons and your fucking racist fans. Be proud.

    Also,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8jUJcR7do

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  100. I can only laugh because the Bruins didn't score a goal!

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  101. WTF is NOOKY doing taking the draw with 7 sec left, Chocula has a deathwish.

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  102. Bruins are now last in the division, by the way.

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  103. Solid victory, and no system except TFS

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  104. Steve...Nokie is 63% in the defensive zone. Our best faceoff man.

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  105. PANIC IN BOSTON! Write it up mediots.

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  106. Oh. My. God. Jets 9-8 vs Flyers. Flyers still have time to tie.

    Think Pronger puts on a visor after all this?

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  107. Nice win for the Habs. Fuck the refs - they let every Bruin on the ice run at PFK. Big hit from behind in the last minute - but I guess he missed that too!

    Hey Steve - You missing the Mexicant yet? Honestly I don't see a spot in the lineup for him. But it would be a shame to fuck up the Bulldogs...Maybe the leaf might take him.

    OMG - That's two wins in a row! Two wins in a row! Bring on Saturday night!!

    Night all!

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  108. Oh Shit...I thought bj cock on AC last night was bad...tonight they have the biggest cock in the history of the Habs -0 Mario Trembley - Useless fuckin' hack and any serious Habs fan should spiut on him any time they meet him. In my mind he is not a Hab - he is a piece of shit I would not even fling at bj cock. Can't watch this. Good night! A samedi!

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  109. @Kmaxx, the Mexicant is a dogfucker and soon he will be playing for the Dogs, and I will put on my Jimmy Buffet and relax.

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  110. I guess the goons just didn't get enough rest. Poor babies.

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  111. @31 what you looking at Choculas notes again

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  112. Kmaxx, do as I do, been anti-CHamber-free for over 6+ months. Best enema I ever had.

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  113. Mr. natural9:49 PM

    A shutout...as in Broons did not score a goal.

    Phew, I needed that

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  114. as much as I was looking forward to that first round pick, its parade time again

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  115. So what did I miss?

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  116. @29, that black, is, beautiful.

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  117. I don't think Martin has that in his notebook, Steve. He usually sucks at faceoff matchups. (Hi Halpern).

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  118. Impressed by the rope-a-dope tactics; they took the lickin' and just kept on clickin! Not unlike 2 years ago when they punched so far above their weight. Habs got some lucky bounces just like last night; afew more of those would've won some of the games they shoulda-coulda won earlier

    Also favourably impressed by Darren Eliot on TSN Regional who didn't spew venom against Habs like tnic and regular tsn commentariat. I was actually able to watch in English with the volume on for the first time in many moons.

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  119. LouisLouis 3pt night in his first pro game. Scores the winner in OT.

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  120. Bonus, no FrancOntarian CHicken. CHoke on them bones rdséparatistes.

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  121. McSplooge's rant today was more "gee Peeair, why don't you tell us how you really feel?" Firing Pearn removes Martin's safety blanket. Also removes one stiff from behind the bench. The Randys are way more involved during the game. Still don't like Martin's "plans" but whatever.

    Also I don't see how Goat was disrespectful in talking about the firing. Last I looked, everyone seemed to dump on Pearn (shitty PP, poopy D, somewhat soggy PK)) until he was offered a reassignment. I mean what is he gonna say? Is he supposed to roast the guy to the media? Haters gonna hate.

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  122. Anonymous11:02 PM

    I'm guessing Cornelius got lost on his way over to 4HF from fourhabsfans

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