Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.
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Win this one for Pleky. R.I.P. little Hab fan.
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Pronger and PatCHes-less game is on the usual CHannels.
Pre-game psyCHoanalysis at 7pm EST,
juce&iRiRi say the puck drops at 7:30.
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TFS™ says, “I’m one loss away from putting on a garter belt.”
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Did I mention I was heading to the blue waters of Barbados?
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Merci sCHreaming gal.
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Kinda mehkes you wonder ...
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~ Its not the end of the world, butt for now a PicASSo ~
G Y F H G !
@Maritimer, great story.
ReplyDeleteWe are going to beat the PHuctards
ReplyDeleteYes we are. I said I was going to be optomistic. This win will give HABS to shot of confidence they need.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
The habs don't deserve hot girls in their game threads
ReplyDeletethat's optimistic.
ReplyDeleteTrue gillis but 4HFers do. We ain't got much else.
ReplyDelete@The M; again really sorry 'bout Saturday, PHucken' construction.
ReplyDeleteBoone's article was a great read. CHEERS!
ok well...GO HABS GO
ReplyDeleteI'm excitedly nervous and positive all at the same time...that usually doesn't bode well but I'm wearing my lucky pants so what the fuck...GYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteMoe, I've got the solution...
ReplyDeleteThe habs are only allowed to see the old hag and we can see the pretty girl
If only there were a more NSFW version of this
Were is the old Hag, am I one of those people thats sees the image spining counter clockwise?
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ReplyDeletePatches has a torn ligament.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Ligament+damage+Pacioretty+might+good+news/5605652/story.html
Tinted (Pre)view is up.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
Good job moeman. I want to see Carey get that 100th game.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
I prepare for the end of the world.
ReplyDeleteLong before 7 remove all whiskey, shotguns and Leonard Cohen from your house.
GYGHG
Now is not the time to start panicing...(actually the time to start panicing was sometime last week but that is besides the point)...now is the time for us all to get behind our Habs. Gather all our positive energy and transform it into some sort of lightning bolt that motivates the Habs up the ass. (at the very least, if we miss the Habs, let's hope we hit chocula in the cock!). We can all deal with tomorrow tomorrow. But tonight we need every Habs fan to get behind our team. OUR TEAM! MY FUCKIN' HABS! YOUR FUCKIN' HABS OUR FUCKIN' MONTREAL CANADIENS! We need to make sure they hear us and start to play the kind of hockey they are being paid to play. Personally I'd like to see someone with the nuts to say to their linemates - "you know what, next time up the ice, instead of a dump in and change up, let's carry the puck in and shoot on the net. No one on the Flyes will expect us to do that so we might actually score a decent offensive type goal. Fuck what the coach says Fuck the system, let's just do it. If we score no one will say a thing"...just once I'd like to see someone with the nuts to do that...Am I dreaming...I hope not...It's all I have left I fear...
ReplyDeleteNOW GYMFHG!
Love it!
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, Here Here ! (*Stands and applauds*)
ReplyDeleteGYMFYGYFHGYMFG!
@Kmaxx, That's the spirit!
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
"Max is a game time decision" - JM
ReplyDeleteMiracle Max!!!!
Hurt him and he only comes back stronger. We need a team of PatCHes.
ReplyDeleteKmaxx for Coach
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!
Patches has transformed into Patchirine.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Lego you deserve a goal!!
@moeman,
ReplyDeletePut me in your suitcase.
GYMFHG
juce, sCHrunCH over.
ReplyDelete@Mr. natural, no apologies necessary, sometimes life gets in the way of fun. It should have been more organized somehow, Juce put out a sign trying to get people to notice our table. It's hard to find people when you don't know what they look like. I should have been wearing a Sou'wester hat to draw attention.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure hoping for a win tonight. Surely to fuck they are bound to get a few lucky bounces. They deserve it.
@moeman, enjoy your vacation. maybe you can get Steve to fill in for you while you're away.
GYFMFHG!!!!! Pants!
ReplyDeleteWV: Impaske Habs seem to be at an Impaske
Can't we just win one game? *whimpers*
ReplyDeleteNow we have Yagr to contend with, time to break the streak.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Pearn was fired. Alrighty then.
ReplyDeleteAs for Pearn's dismissal, I'm gonna CHannel me some gillis.
ReplyDeleteNow bring in Robinson or Desjardins, or both.
A move made to pacify?
ReplyDeletePardon...Perry Pern positively put out to pasture?...Pointless and possibly painful...
ReplyDeleteSorry guys - I've been drinking a bit...Pardondonez moi
Obviously the lightning bolt I threw earlier hit Pern in the cock instead of JM
ReplyDeleteRobinson comes in as head coach or he doesn't come in...which - I fear - means he doesn't come in...
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, you should always throw the bolts before happy hour.
ReplyDeleteYup. Pearns firing deserves a big meh.
ReplyDeleteSo where does firing Pern make a difference? Doesn't he take his orders from JM? Sounds political to me...
ReplyDeleteYagr has a key to the rink and holds a late night "hockey school" for his teamates.
ReplyDeletePhucking Goat, that's could of been our player.
@kmaxx, scapegoat.
ReplyDeletehe was in charge of special teams.
ReplyDeletejuce - so it was Pern who was putting Plex on the D for the PP and Darche as well? JM had sign off on it surely?
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx just a little syntax error in you statment.
ReplyDeleteThe bolt should have stabbed him in the cock.
@juce, I think everyone in the universe has the same opinion. Really you going to live in Philtydephi instead of Canada's Prague.
ReplyDelete@Steve - Sorry - as has been recorded - been drinking - it's just after midnight remember...won't happen again sir
ReplyDeleteand Mr. Soperman nice to hear you again,
ReplyDeleteI don't think so, I believe that is JM, I'm not clear on what being responsible for the special teams entails.
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ReplyDeleteLightning should stab everyone in the cock on this joke of a team.
ReplyDeleteFiring Pern will turn things around. Why, just last week I got into a fight with my girlfriend so I went out and punched a cabbie. Problem solved.
@O Man - Exactement!
ReplyDeleteWin.
ReplyDeleteA.
Fucking.
Game.
Also hey, it's not raining for once. Maybe Pearn's dismissal has pleased the Weather Gods... Let's see how the Hockey Gods feel.
I think tonight I will watch RDS - the Exnordic feed is very good. Maybe watching the french braodcast will change things up...couldn't hurt and I couldn't be arsed to hunt around for the leafbc or toronto sports network
ReplyDeleteChris Lee is a four letter word.
ReplyDeleteAlrighty then, let's win this.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
OK - Here goes nothing...(pours large glass of SoCo)...drop the puck SVP
ReplyDeleteNow remember the great words of Kmaxx @4:07
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
Disaronno.
ReplyDeleteI am watching here, video so so but english adio
ReplyDeletehttp://tykestv.eu/channel1.php
I don't know why but Perry Pearn's firing (scapegoat, I know...) has given me newfound hope in this team!
ReplyDeleteAsk me again 3 hrs...
GYFHG!
PP peed
ReplyDeleteMoeman is a player that grows
ReplyDeleteDare I say it...that didn't look too bad...No Cole tonight?
ReplyDeleteWe're not losing yet....
ReplyDeleteNooky and Cole WTF
ReplyDeleteSpoke too soon. *sigh*
ReplyDelete@Moey, we are now.
ReplyDeleteJagr got the goat
ReplyDeletePHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@steve But more importantly, the Goat didn't get the Jagr.
ReplyDeleteI will now STFU and return to drinking...pardonez moi
ReplyDeleteHabs should take the ice to Yakety Sax.
ReplyDeleteThere's no need to wait 3 hours... THE MOTHERFUCKER GOES STRAIGHT TO HIS FUCKING NOTEPAD. UGH. I'm gonna go ahead and call this one over.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. I don't see it as another loss. I like to see it as being one step closer to a JM firing.
Fire the guy in charge of freezing the pucks 'cause that fucker is bouncy.
ReplyDeleteAlso, so are the Habs.
Man...don't see anything different from that last game. Bryzgalov may as well take a break.
Hands up anyone who thought they would be this shitty to start the season. Mind you losing all but one game in pre-season was a clue.
ReplyDeleteMister Swiss.
ReplyDelete1-1
Hey lookie! To score tonight you need the number 68.
ReplyDeleteyeah baby!
ReplyDeleteDidn't they win 2 in preseason? The shootout in Ottawa and the Quebec City game?
ReplyDeleteiRiRi Optimism, it's too early to give up!
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
@moey - You know what hurts the most? Some hockey writers actually had them finishing 1st in NE/conference/winning the cup. Which means I know I wasn't crazy when I thought they looked pretty good on paper to start they year.
ReplyDeleteThey looked great on paper to start the season. Having three, four, nine key pieces not even start the season didn't help but everything pointed to this CH being strong. I withold hope. Hope in TFS. Hope that JM's pink slip is waiting in his office. The team has the talent but no morale.
ReplyDeleteShould say maintain hope but I am hedging my bets.
ReplyDeleteBell Centre crowd is ACCish. Sad but true.
ReplyDeleteFar too many were out of their seats and on the way to beverages/loo/allaboutmetime before the period was over.
ReplyDeleteGood shift.
ReplyDeleteChris Lee is a fucking asshole, always has been, always will be a fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteWhat a douche. Talbot puts Gorges in a headlock and GORGES gets the penalty!
ReplyDeleteTSN play by play might be the most depressing/negative I have ever heard. There is not enough beer to make audio worth listening to.
ReplyDeleteScary...
ReplyDeleteNice PK.
ReplyDeleteWe love T I T S !
ReplyDeleteWhat was I saying about hope? Juce was right!
ReplyDeleteThis team has turned me bipolar.
chris lee is one ugly fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteiRiRi, hopefully juce isn't polar'd tonight and the landlord has turned on the heat.
ReplyDelete@RiRi,
ReplyDeleteI was convinced that this was our year and by that I didn't mean finishing last and getting the top draft pick. I may or may not have been on some powerful drugs.
PatCHes!!!
ReplyDeleteTORN LIGAMENTS FOR ALL!
ReplyDeleteKeep, not, playing, The System™
ReplyDeleteyeah 3-1 phuck the phucktards
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
Plan the parade!!!!!!!1!!
ReplyDeleteHoo noo it was all Perry Pearn's fault that Habs couldn't buy a lucky bounce?
ReplyDelete@moe,
ReplyDeleteThey can't play the system with that defense. It's what's killing them.
@moeman, heat was on for a couple hrs. just to placate. So far, lovin' the game and warms me to my toes! Except for phucking refs.
ReplyDeleteNow KEEP THAT LEAD
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
that's it fucking refs, let em hold our stick and no fucking penalty
ReplyDeletejuce, rub those toes if you have to.
ReplyDeleteI still get real nervous every time the puck is in that Habs zone...
ReplyDeleteGood 2nd. Keep. It. Up.
ReplyDeleteSomeone dump Fartsmell into the river please.
ReplyDeleteFartsmell. Love it.
ReplyDeleteHoo's drawing up the PP for fresh ice in the third? 9 seconds of 4 on 4, there's gotta be a plan. No fucken Darche svp
ReplyDeleteToday phucktards, tomorrow, beantown!
ReplyDeleteWatch out Chara, Patches is coming for you and your goons!
broons suck.
op·ti·mism [op-tuh-miz-uhm] Show IPA
ReplyDeletenoun
1.
a disposition or tendency to look on the more favorable side of events or conditions and to expect the most favorable outcome.
2.
the belief that good ultimately predominates over evil in the world.
3.
the belief that goodness pervades reality.
4.
the doctrine that the existing world is the best of all possible worlds.
Not so sure about #4
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
ReplyDeleteHey, Marc Denis, no need to laugh at the Habs missing a goal. Without them you are less than nothing.
ReplyDeleteShut the Olé, S'il Vous Plé!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!
ReplyDeleteStart the Olé, S'il Vous Plé!
ReplyDeleteThat's it. Break everyone's wrist!
ReplyDeletephuck yeah
ReplyDeletePATCHES!
ReplyDeleteWhy, it's like all the bounces are going our way tonight! Also, how many times have teams done that to us these past few games?
Lovin' Cole's game tonight.
ReplyDeleteNice use of the bold iRiRi.
Patches
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LQ4_MhDu4
Phucktards will always goon it up, especially down in the 3rd.
ReplyDeletebiased refs
ReplyDeleteGeoff, put an 'A' on PatCHes' jersey. You're welcome.
ReplyDeletepenalty to plek??? phuctard ref...
ReplyDelete@moe - only took me an extra 6 minutes to type my comment!
ReplyDeleteNext two against the Bruins will be the real test. I'm scared.
@iRiRi, get a faster computer.
ReplyDeletebroons will be without colin campbell.
moe you have a genric e-mail addres to send you a pic?
ReplyDelete@iRiRi
ReplyDeleteno problem
just need to sack another ass't coach or two.
WINGS!!!
ReplyDeleteYEAH, GO HABS GO! KILL THOSE PHUCKERS
ReplyDeleteGuess what I had for supper tonight? Chicken wings.
ReplyDelete@ti-cul;
ReplyDeletepowerfulday@gmail.com
Squid!
5 buts = 8 ailes!
ReplyDeleteOPK - It's safe to jump back into the comments - The Habs (and all the lifelong supporters took my words to heart - thank you! Eric Cole showed up and fuck me he looks impressive...tonight at least. Still some shit to sort out but I'm almost out of SoCo...hang oi - what a nice fuckin' goal that was! Squid!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Steve! - You missing the Mexican? Is anyone missing the Mexican? How much longer should he be injured for? I say - 6-8 months should do it...
Tomorrow night is going to be fun...I gotta get some more booze in though!
GYMFHG!
@moe - on my iPhone. I'm just not HTML-savvy.
ReplyDeleteWishful thinking maybe but I think when Cole finally gets one, it'll probably be a hat trick night.
Habs need to save some goals for tomorrow
ReplyDeleteCogratulations TFS on your 100th!!!!
ReplyDeletephucktards= different players, same mentality
ReplyDeleteiRiRi, if you have upgraded to iOS5, use the new keyboard shortcut feature.
ReplyDelete~CAREY GETS HIS 100th WIN!~
ReplyDeleteVery nice win.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Habs.
Congrats TFS™ on #100.
Die broons Die!
Thanks for making the game day threads fin 4HFers.
Nice use of the tilde iRiRi.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Patches on the 1st star tonight but it really should have been TFS - 100 wins - finally! Nice one dude!
ReplyDeleteNow go for 101 and 102 over the fuckin' B's.
I'm outta here. Night all!!
GYMFHG!!!
@moe- I have and tks for the tip!
ReplyDeletebring on the broonz, the cambell cup champion
ReplyDeleteRelief. Now FUCK THE BOOINS
ReplyDeleteAnd we have witnessed the first toss of the pucks for the 3 stars! Love it!
ReplyDeleteBB, STFU!
ReplyDeleteBroons suck and you will die!
ReplyDeletestfu gros criss de pate bergeron. gros criss d'epais
ReplyDeleteC'est un vrai con!
ReplyDeletebergeron=worst personality (if you can call it that)on tv. Fat flobby fuck.
ReplyDeleteOK - sorry guys - stuck around to watch L'antichambre - someone take Bergeron and ram him the fuck down the throat of PJStock - What a mutherfucking cocksucker he is. "Juste un Game" - fuck off you cock - go back to suck cock in Toronto or Bosaton or wherever you suck cock. Fuck off from anything to do with the Habs - we know you hate the Habs - so fuck off and hang out with douche bags like Milbury and Bob Cole and Don Cherry. You bring nothing to the party except hatred and we don't need that. Sorry for the rant to end a great night but it had to be said!
ReplyDeleteKmaxx knows.
ReplyDeleteMy last words for tonight...promise - Great win - well deserved but not perfect and tghe Habs need to be better thursday to beat Boston.
ReplyDeleteOh...almost forgot - PJ Stock is a fucking waste of space cock who does not deserve air time in Canada ever.
Pretty sure that Cole passed to Desharnais who was credited with the only assist on Weber's PP goal. RDS originally credited assists to Darche? and Desharnais at the end of the period. Neither TSN or Habs website boxscores give Cole an assist.
ReplyDeleteBe interesting to see if he gets a second assist or not.
Cole has an assist.
ReplyDeletePJ Crock claims Patches didn't have a good game. I mean he only had 2 goals, 1 assist, crashed the net, threw hits, did everything with a ripped up wrist. No biggie.
I have absolutely no idea how what PJ Stock or Bergeron ever got to be on any hockey panel. They bring nothing to the table.
ReplyDeleteWell...they bring something: stupidity.
ReplyDeletebtw thanks moeman for sexy images today. really.
ReplyDeleteFreshly squeezed thread is up and updated later today. A bientôt 4HFers.
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