Oct 26, 2011

Kinda bleu/blanc/rouge ~ Habs vs. Flyers Preview 10/26

Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.
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Previews, NHL, RDS, TSN, pukes.
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Win this one for Pleky. R.I.P. little Hab fan.
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Pronger and PatCHes-less game is on the usual CHannels.
Pre-game psyCHoanalysis at 7pm EST,
juce&iRiRi say the puck drops at 7:30.
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TFS™ says, “I’m one loss away from putting on a garter belt.”
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Did I mention I was heading to the blue waters of Barbados?
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Merci sCHreaming gal.
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Kinda mehkes you wonder ...
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~ Its not the end of the world, butt for now a PicASSo ~
G Y F H G !

166 comments:

  1. @Maritimer, great story.

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  2. We are going to beat the PHuctards

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  3. Yes we are. I said I was going to be optomistic. This win will give HABS to shot of confidence they need.

    GYFHG

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  4. The habs don't deserve hot girls in their game threads

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  5. that's optimistic.

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  6. True gillis but 4HFers do. We ain't got much else.

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  7. Mr. natural9:53 AM

    @The M; again really sorry 'bout Saturday, PHucken' construction.

    Boone's article was a great read. CHEERS!

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  8. Hadulf10:07 AM

    ok well...GO HABS GO

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  9. I'm excitedly nervous and positive all at the same time...that usually doesn't bode well but I'm wearing my lucky pants so what the fuck...GYMFHG!

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  10. Moe, I've got the solution...
    The habs are only allowed to see the old hag and we can see the pretty girl

    If only there were a more NSFW version of this

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  11. Were is the old Hag, am I one of those people thats sees the image spining counter clockwise?

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  13. Patches has a torn ligament.
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Ligament+damage+Pacioretty+might+good+news/5605652/story.html

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  14. Tinted (Pre)view is up.

    GYFHG!

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  15. Good job moeman. I want to see Carey get that 100th game.

    GYMFHG

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  16. I prepare for the end of the world.
    Long before 7 remove all whiskey, shotguns and Leonard Cohen from your house.

    GYGHG

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  17. Now is not the time to start panicing...(actually the time to start panicing was sometime last week but that is besides the point)...now is the time for us all to get behind our Habs. Gather all our positive energy and transform it into some sort of lightning bolt that motivates the Habs up the ass. (at the very least, if we miss the Habs, let's hope we hit chocula in the cock!). We can all deal with tomorrow tomorrow. But tonight we need every Habs fan to get behind our team. OUR TEAM! MY FUCKIN' HABS! YOUR FUCKIN' HABS OUR FUCKIN' MONTREAL CANADIENS! We need to make sure they hear us and start to play the kind of hockey they are being paid to play. Personally I'd like to see someone with the nuts to say to their linemates - "you know what, next time up the ice, instead of a dump in and change up, let's carry the puck in and shoot on the net. No one on the Flyes will expect us to do that so we might actually score a decent offensive type goal. Fuck what the coach says Fuck the system, let's just do it. If we score no one will say a thing"...just once I'd like to see someone with the nuts to do that...Am I dreaming...I hope not...It's all I have left I fear...

    NOW GYMFHG!

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  18. Mr. natural4:30 PM

    @Kmaxx, Here Here ! (*Stands and applauds*)

    GYMFYGYFHGYMFG!

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  19. @Kmaxx, That's the spirit!

    GYMFHG

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  20. L Dude4:42 PM

    "Max is a game time decision" - JM

    Miracle Max!!!!

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  21. Hurt him and he only comes back stronger. We need a team of PatCHes.

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  22. Kmaxx for Coach

    GYFHG!!

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  23. Patches has transformed into Patchirine.
    GYFHG
    Lego you deserve a goal!!

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  24. @moeman,
    Put me in your suitcase.
    GYMFHG

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  25. juce, sCHrunCH over.

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  26. the Maritimer5:43 PM

    @Mr. natural, no apologies necessary, sometimes life gets in the way of fun. It should have been more organized somehow, Juce put out a sign trying to get people to notice our table. It's hard to find people when you don't know what they look like. I should have been wearing a Sou'wester hat to draw attention.

    I'm sure hoping for a win tonight. Surely to fuck they are bound to get a few lucky bounces. They deserve it.

    @moeman, enjoy your vacation. maybe you can get Steve to fill in for you while you're away.

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  27. the BaruCH5:54 PM

    GYFMFHG!!!!! Pants!
    WV: Impaske Habs seem to be at an Impaske

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  28. Can't we just win one game? *whimpers*

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  29. Now we have Yagr to contend with, time to break the streak.
    GYFHG

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  30. Pearn was fired. Alrighty then.

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  31. As for Pearn's dismissal, I'm gonna CHannel me some gillis.

    Now bring in Robinson or Desjardins, or both.

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  32. A move made to pacify?

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  33. Pardon...Perry Pern positively put out to pasture?...Pointless and possibly painful...

    Sorry guys - I've been drinking a bit...Pardondonez moi

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  34. Obviously the lightning bolt I threw earlier hit Pern in the cock instead of JM

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  35. Robinson comes in as head coach or he doesn't come in...which - I fear - means he doesn't come in...

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  36. @Kmaxx, you should always throw the bolts before happy hour.

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  37. Yup. Pearns firing deserves a big meh.

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  38. So where does firing Pern make a difference? Doesn't he take his orders from JM? Sounds political to me...

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  39. Yagr has a key to the rink and holds a late night "hockey school" for his teamates.

    Phucking Goat, that's could of been our player.

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  40. @kmaxx, scapegoat.

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  41. he was in charge of special teams.

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  42. juce - so it was Pern who was putting Plex on the D for the PP and Darche as well? JM had sign off on it surely?

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  43. @Kmaxx just a little syntax error in you statment.
    The bolt should have stabbed him in the cock.

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  44. @juce, I think everyone in the universe has the same opinion. Really you going to live in Philtydephi instead of Canada's Prague.

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  45. @Steve - Sorry - as has been recorded - been drinking - it's just after midnight remember...won't happen again sir

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  46. and Mr. Soperman nice to hear you again,

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  47. I don't think so, I believe that is JM, I'm not clear on what being responsible for the special teams entails.

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  49. Lightning should stab everyone in the cock on this joke of a team.

    Firing Pern will turn things around. Why, just last week I got into a fight with my girlfriend so I went out and punched a cabbie. Problem solved.

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  50. @O Man - Exactement!

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  51. Win.
    A.
    Fucking.
    Game.

    Also hey, it's not raining for once. Maybe Pearn's dismissal has pleased the Weather Gods... Let's see how the Hockey Gods feel.

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  52. I think tonight I will watch RDS - the Exnordic feed is very good. Maybe watching the french braodcast will change things up...couldn't hurt and I couldn't be arsed to hunt around for the leafbc or toronto sports network

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  53. Chris Lee is a four letter word.

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  54. Alrighty then, let's win this.
    GYMFHG

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  55. OK - Here goes nothing...(pours large glass of SoCo)...drop the puck SVP

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  56. Now remember the great words of Kmaxx @4:07
    GYMFHG

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  57. I am watching here, video so so but english adio
    http://tykestv.eu/channel1.php

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  58. I don't know why but Perry Pearn's firing (scapegoat, I know...) has given me newfound hope in this team!

    Ask me again 3 hrs...

    GYFHG!

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  59. Moeman is a player that grows

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  60. Dare I say it...that didn't look too bad...No Cole tonight?

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  61. We're not losing yet....

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  62. Nooky and Cole WTF

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  63. Spoke too soon. *sigh*

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  64. @Moey, we are now.

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  65. Jagr got the goat

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  66. PHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. @steve But more importantly, the Goat didn't get the Jagr.

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  68. I will now STFU and return to drinking...pardonez moi

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  69. Habs should take the ice to Yakety Sax.

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  70. There's no need to wait 3 hours... THE MOTHERFUCKER GOES STRAIGHT TO HIS FUCKING NOTEPAD. UGH. I'm gonna go ahead and call this one over.

    Don't worry. I don't see it as another loss. I like to see it as being one step closer to a JM firing.

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  71. Fire the guy in charge of freezing the pucks 'cause that fucker is bouncy.

    Also, so are the Habs.

    Man...don't see anything different from that last game. Bryzgalov may as well take a break.

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  72. Hands up anyone who thought they would be this shitty to start the season. Mind you losing all but one game in pre-season was a clue.

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  73. Mister Swiss.

    1-1

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  74. Hey lookie! To score tonight you need the number 68.

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  75. Didn't they win 2 in preseason? The shootout in Ottawa and the Quebec City game?

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  76. iRiRi Optimism, it's too early to give up!
    GYMFHG

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  77. @moey - You know what hurts the most? Some hockey writers actually had them finishing 1st in NE/conference/winning the cup. Which means I know I wasn't crazy when I thought they looked pretty good on paper to start they year.

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  78. They looked great on paper to start the season. Having three, four, nine key pieces not even start the season didn't help but everything pointed to this CH being strong. I withold hope. Hope in TFS. Hope that JM's pink slip is waiting in his office. The team has the talent but no morale.

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  79. Should say maintain hope but I am hedging my bets.

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  80. Bell Centre crowd is ACCish. Sad but true.

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  81. Far too many were out of their seats and on the way to beverages/loo/allaboutmetime before the period was over.

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  82. Chris Lee is a fucking asshole, always has been, always will be a fucking asshole.

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  83. What a douche. Talbot puts Gorges in a headlock and GORGES gets the penalty!

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  84. TSN play by play might be the most depressing/negative I have ever heard. There is not enough beer to make audio worth listening to.

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  85. We love T I T S !

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  86. What was I saying about hope? Juce was right!

    This team has turned me bipolar.

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  87. chris lee is one ugly fucking asshole.

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  88. iRiRi, hopefully juce isn't polar'd tonight and the landlord has turned on the heat.

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  89. @RiRi,

    I was convinced that this was our year and by that I didn't mean finishing last and getting the top draft pick. I may or may not have been on some powerful drugs.

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  90. TORN LIGAMENTS FOR ALL!

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  91. Keep, not, playing, The System™

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  92. yeah 3-1 phuck the phucktards
    GYMFHG

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  93. Plan the parade!!!!!!!1!!

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  94. Hoo noo it was all Perry Pearn's fault that Habs couldn't buy a lucky bounce?

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  95. @moe,

    They can't play the system with that defense. It's what's killing them.

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  96. @moeman, heat was on for a couple hrs. just to placate. So far, lovin' the game and warms me to my toes! Except for phucking refs.

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  97. Now KEEP THAT LEAD
    GYMFHG

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  98. that's it fucking refs, let em hold our stick and no fucking penalty

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  99. juce, rub those toes if you have to.

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  100. I still get real nervous every time the puck is in that Habs zone...

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  101. Good 2nd. Keep. It. Up.

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  102. Someone dump Fartsmell into the river please.

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  103. Fartsmell. Love it.

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  104. Hoo's drawing up the PP for fresh ice in the third? 9 seconds of 4 on 4, there's gotta be a plan. No fucken Darche svp

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  105. Today phucktards, tomorrow, beantown!
    Watch out Chara, Patches is coming for you and your goons!

    broons suck.

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  106. op·ti·mism   [op-tuh-miz-uhm] Show IPA
    noun
    1.
    a disposition or tendency to look on the more favorable side of events or conditions and to expect the most favorable outcome.
    2.
    the belief that good ultimately predominates over evil in the world.
    3.
    the belief that goodness pervades reality.
    4.
    the doctrine that the existing world is the best of all possible worlds.

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  107. Not so sure about #4

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  108. Hey, Marc Denis, no need to laugh at the Habs missing a goal. Without them you are less than nothing.

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  109. Shut the Olé, S'il Vous Plé!

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  110. Start the Olé, S'il Vous Plé!

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  111. That's it. Break everyone's wrist!

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  112. PATCHES!

    Why, it's like all the bounces are going our way tonight! Also, how many times have teams done that to us these past few games?

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  113. Lovin' Cole's game tonight.

    Nice use of the bold iRiRi.

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  114. Patches
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LQ4_MhDu4

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  115. Phucktards will always goon it up, especially down in the 3rd.

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  116. Geoff, put an 'A' on PatCHes' jersey. You're welcome.

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  117. ti-cul9:53 PM

    penalty to plek??? phuctard ref...

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  118. @moe - only took me an extra 6 minutes to type my comment!

    Next two against the Bruins will be the real test. I'm scared.

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  119. @iRiRi, get a faster computer.

    broons will be without colin campbell.

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  120. ti-cul9:55 PM

    moe you have a genric e-mail addres to send you a pic?

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  121. @iRiRi
    no problem
    just need to sack another ass't coach or two.

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  122. ti-cul9:59 PM

    YEAH, GO HABS GO! KILL THOSE PHUCKERS

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  123. Guess what I had for supper tonight? Chicken wings.

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  124. @ti-cul;

    powerfulday@gmail.com

    Squid!

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  125. 5 buts = 8 ailes!

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  126. OPK - It's safe to jump back into the comments - The Habs (and all the lifelong supporters took my words to heart - thank you! Eric Cole showed up and fuck me he looks impressive...tonight at least. Still some shit to sort out but I'm almost out of SoCo...hang oi - what a nice fuckin' goal that was! Squid!!!!!

    Hey Steve! - You missing the Mexican? Is anyone missing the Mexican? How much longer should he be injured for? I say - 6-8 months should do it...

    Tomorrow night is going to be fun...I gotta get some more booze in though!

    GYMFHG!

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  127. @moe - on my iPhone. I'm just not HTML-savvy.

    Wishful thinking maybe but I think when Cole finally gets one, it'll probably be a hat trick night.

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  128. Habs need to save some goals for tomorrow

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  129. Cogratulations TFS on your 100th!!!!

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  130. ti-cul10:05 PM

    phucktards= different players, same mentality

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  131. iRiRi, if you have upgraded to iOS5, use the new keyboard shortcut feature.

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  132. ~CAREY GETS HIS 100th WIN!~

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  133. Very nice win.

    Congrats Habs.

    Congrats TFS™ on #100.

    Die broons Die!

    Thanks for making the game day threads fin 4HFers.

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  134. Nice use of the tilde iRiRi.

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  135. Congrats to Patches on the 1st star tonight but it really should have been TFS - 100 wins - finally! Nice one dude!

    Now go for 101 and 102 over the fuckin' B's.

    I'm outta here. Night all!!

    GYMFHG!!!

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  136. @moe- I have and tks for the tip!

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  137. ti-cul10:10 PM

    bring on the broonz, the cambell cup champion

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  138. Relief. Now FUCK THE BOOINS

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  139. And we have witnessed the first toss of the pucks for the 3 stars! Love it!

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  140. Broons suck and you will die!

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  141. ti-cul10:15 PM

    stfu gros criss de pate bergeron. gros criss d'epais

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  142. C'est un vrai con!

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  143. ti-cul10:18 PM

    bergeron=worst personality (if you can call it that)on tv. Fat flobby fuck.

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  144. OK - sorry guys - stuck around to watch L'antichambre - someone take Bergeron and ram him the fuck down the throat of PJStock - What a mutherfucking cocksucker he is. "Juste un Game" - fuck off you cock - go back to suck cock in Toronto or Bosaton or wherever you suck cock. Fuck off from anything to do with the Habs - we know you hate the Habs - so fuck off and hang out with douche bags like Milbury and Bob Cole and Don Cherry. You bring nothing to the party except hatred and we don't need that. Sorry for the rant to end a great night but it had to be said!

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  145. My last words for tonight...promise - Great win - well deserved but not perfect and tghe Habs need to be better thursday to beat Boston.

    Oh...almost forgot - PJ Stock is a fucking waste of space cock who does not deserve air time in Canada ever.

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  146. Pretty sure that Cole passed to Desharnais who was credited with the only assist on Weber's PP goal. RDS originally credited assists to Darche? and Desharnais at the end of the period. Neither TSN or Habs website boxscores give Cole an assist.
    Be interesting to see if he gets a second assist or not.

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  147. Cole has an assist.

    PJ Crock claims Patches didn't have a good game. I mean he only had 2 goals, 1 assist, crashed the net, threw hits, did everything with a ripped up wrist. No biggie.

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  148. I have absolutely no idea how what PJ Stock or Bergeron ever got to be on any hockey panel. They bring nothing to the table.

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  149. Well...they bring something: stupidity.

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  150. Anonymous2:07 AM

    btw thanks moeman for sexy images today. really.

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  151. Freshly squeezed thread is up and updated later today. A bientôt 4HFers.

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