Oct 30, 2011

TFS™, Tricks & Treats ~ Give me something sweet to eat ...

Always share your candies kids.
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Nice pumpkins. Personally, I like pie (with whipped CHream).
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November Habs sCHedule.
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Boo! Steve, yikes!
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Have fun unwrapping your goodies.
CYA sometime before Friday's game.
Stay sexy my 4HFriends.
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G Y F H G !

40 comments:

  1. Yikes! Wouldn't wanna have him ring my bell for candy.

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  2. Steelers bitCHes! Fuck you pretty boy brady and your Pats.

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  3. It wasn't me, I always check first to see if there human.

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  4. Mr. natural5:54 AM

    PHuck, nothing 'till next week, just when we are righting the ship along comes a break long enough to give Gomer time to heal and make his big splashy return.

    Why is it that Steve can always find those kinds of stories, NTTAWWT?

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  5. Happy Halloween Habs Fans!

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  6. Hadulf9:37 AM

    Booya!

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  7. Missed opportunity 101, selling Shaved Ape costumes for Halloween. Patches costumes with head under your arm, and Patcherine costumes, basically a helmet with a hirsute chin strap.

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  8. FUCKING BUTTMAN, just when the team starts jelling he makes them sit for five days, I wanna stab him in the cock.

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  9. Chester12:57 PM

    Where are the Beaner trollers now?
    Prob just like the rest running away from the chance of one of PK's mighty right hands.

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  10. The movie I like to think kept me out of the NHL. I grew up in the be a hippie or be a hockey player but not both era.

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  11. Who does the Goat have to Fuck to trade the Mexicant for Mikko Koivu. Go for it Goat.

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  12. Nice NHL Star of the week TFS™.

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  13. Boo!

    TFS FIRST star of the week. Gotta admire TSN's consistency - their headline reads "Canadiens' Price among players named stars of the week".

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  14. moe beat me by a minute! Damn blogger and their need for me to type out a href's

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  15. TFS first among the players we name 1st, lame. Go You Fucking Amazing Goal Prevention Machine GO.Just in time for Halloween we see Jagr, our Jagr in a PHucktards unitard, top offensive player.

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  16. @29 I am expecting a special true blood hockey post on the cultural impact of true blood, and the shape shifting defense upon Bestiality. Turns out it was not Gay Marriage that will lead to a new era of Bestiality, its HBO. True Story, I once saw a girl turn into a dolphin, fortunately she swam away before anything happened.

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  17. @29, which I why I put the NHL link (and not tsn's) on the refreshed front page. BTW, there's a sidebar link to HTML tags (end sarcASSm).

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  18. L Dude5:51 PM

    Happy Hallowe'en MoCHismos! Sittin' here watchin' (and not in the creepy pervy way) the little kiddies walking down the street and waitin' to hand out the candy. 12 so far. Couple of impressive zombies (or Walkers). I'll be keeping the Reese's Pieces til the end...phone home.

    Since it's Hallowe'en, I just want to take a moment to give some credit to a oft under-emphasized Hab - the Hab I feel who needs the fewest alterations to his face to go candy collecting tonight. (3 more ToT'ers - jeezus at least say the fucking words)I'm back. And that's a compliment to his sacrifice. Travis Moen or Snipes as they call him. Hmm, Skillsie and Snipes sounds like a good buddy cop movie. Anyway I just felt it was a good time to give him some kudos. He is one of the few Habs who will drop the gloves on a semi-regular basis and he is not really a great fighter. But he knows why he's being paid and it ain't just to be the Habs' leading goal scorer (WHAAA???)

    To drop the gloves with a giant Assfuck like Shawn Thornton, who clearly follows the team motto of "if we can't win, at least hurt somebody" then hats off Moen. You tough muthafucker! To the Saskatchabeast - CHEERS!

    Fuck, only 16 kids so far (6:50 pm now)

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  19. Good stuff L Dude, MOEmaN is a fucking treat.

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  20. Yeah, L Dude, Moeman has turned out to be awesome, made his way as a goon but he has scored some highlight reel goals. Even if you lose, if a team knows your going to fight, they treat you with respect. Cause in any given fight, one punch can hurt.

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  21. "Moeman has turned out to be awesome"

    I knew Steve loved me.

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  22. L Dude6:57 PM

    I also wanted to say I prefer those 2 Gourds to Miller or Stellick anyday.

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  23. You were always awesome Moeman

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  24. Thx Steve, pass the ...

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  25. Next game will be forever.

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  26. Chester10:39 AM

    Get a room ...

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  27. That should have been GBH.

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  28. My October review. In order of religious significance.
    TFS –( B-) The butterfly effect, the wings can flood Bangkok or stone Stephen Harper. In the case of TFS he let in way to many soft goals, to be acknowledged as a true master of the space time continuum.
    PFK –( B) Tidal forces are always dragging him down. Therefore I am grading against the curve. A consummate professional never gets his pocket picked by a fucking Stasny traitor. Yeah after all the love in Quebec his father received he fathers a fucking American puke. During October PFK has made a number of bad decisions that have stabbed him in the cock. However, he was like nuclear reactors of defense for the Canadians, providing a stable, safe base supply of greatness that any coach with a pulse could capitalize on to never lose another fucking game ever.
    Plexxe – ( A ) Consistent exxxlence.
    Patches/Patcherine – (A ) The only American in history who has ever earned an A+ is the defenseman (Brian Leetch) who bought me a beer one time in a Dusk to Dawn establishment in a time long past. Other than that Patches is our national treasure, maybe he bought Michael Jacksons oxygen high pressure dome on E- Bay, maybe Ben Bernanke is printing money to give him gene therapy, it don’t matter, its clear we would have won the cup last year with him in the lineup.
    Swiss Miss II (A) Most of the mark goes for proving that Chocula and Goat could not find a racehorse at the Kentucky Derby.
    Daziling (A+) Mostly for bringing the passion of the game to a new level for N31. As a rookie he is playing above his cuteness and just plan the fucking parade if he continues to grow.
    Squid (B) Catch a fire buddy.
    Skillsy – (C ) Big Hall has to play within his limitations. Some stupid fucking coach has asked him to play outside his envelope and his performance there reflects his grade.
    Josh Gorges – (B) Why does he not have a proper nickname, nobody gets above a B+ without a nickname. Good start after a major injury, and once again and I see a theme here, fucking mishandled by a coach.
    Lego – (B+) Played well for missing camp, showing great passing in traffic, moves like MC Hammer on occasion, to bad he did not have someone like same JAGR to learn him close.
    3D- (A) Playing the best hockey of his life, makes other players better, sure to be next Hab with career threatening injury.
    ERWB – (C ) Terrible start weighs down his grade, only made a full C because he looks like his watch always reads 4:20. Expect huge grade inflation next term.
    Moeman – (A+) Replacing a venerated blog like FHF, oh the hockey player, same grade. Highlight reel goals, keeping shiftace Pretzels honest, well done sir.
    Gomez – (A++)- For getting injured and not hurting my eyes with his little girl shot and fearing penetration more than I did during my first night in a Pakistani prison.
    Gremlin – (C+) Did not make an impact, but did a workman like job in a world filled with Picasso’s.
    The rest of the team made no impact upon my wisdom.

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  29. Thx Steve. Great review.

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  30. Hadulf4:06 PM

    WTF is ERWB, Steve?

    This is going to be a loooonngg week my friends...waiting for a Habs game...

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  31. Might do a Hump Day Rumpfest mañana, aka 4HFiestass .

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  32. Hadulf - Eric the red, white and blue (Cole)

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  33. Hi All,
    No sure if you ever saw Moen on Corner Gas, however, this would Never happen to a HAB.
    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=45310

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  34. L Dude7:13 PM

    What about Gumby for Gorges? He seems pretty rubbery when taking a hit. Or Flanders for his faith. Righterino Steverino. Nice job.

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  35. the Maritimer7:15 PM

    @moeman, re: Hump day rumpfest. Bring it!

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  36. Hadulf8:45 AM

    @L

    We already have a Flanders...well, not 4FHers, but Budaj's nickname is Flanders...

    @Steve, fuck, I missed when that (ERWB) name happened...

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  37. @Hadulf its pronounced with an islands accent,

    The Erb moving fast mon, excuse me while I smoke some Herb so I can see the Erb trails.

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  38. I forgot TiTs in my review, he gets a (D) for always being in the doghouse, even though he has stopped eating eggs.

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  39. Slap that ass thread is up.

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