Oct 6, 2011

Welcome back bitCHes



Welcome back
Ice cream dreams were the fine-print ticket out. 

Welcome back, 
To that kinda same old fucking place that you couldn't LOL without. 

Well most of the names have all CHanged since you hung around, 
But those FHF dreams will remain but they're turned around. 

Who'd have thought they'd leave ya (Who'd have thought they'd fuckin' leave ya) 
Here where you needed them (Here where you fucking needed them) 

Yeah he'll tease you a lot cause he's hot on the spot, welcome back, 
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back Mr. Woodman, er, moeman.

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Hey FHFers, its you FHFriend moeman. I wanted to get this post done by 4:20 but there was a line up at the LCBO and my dealer went home early, to Barbados! Anyways, enough about me for now (more about what will happen in here later), there's Habs hockey tonight.

I just recieved an email from Canadiens Nation, fuck I hate that name, too leafy but I'm a bit hazy so I'll paste (slightly edited) the text from the to the Habs fans message;

"Down to business ~ It’s that time of year FHFers. The leaf on the trees are changing colours, turning yellow, there’s a CHill in the air and pumpkins are beginning to appear on front porCHes around the city. Autumn has arrived and with it – another season of hockey.

 At the end of a training camp,  lasting just under three fucking boring weeks, the always nicely coifed Jacques Martin's troops are focused and ready to get down to the business of winning hockey games and pissing you off when they panic and lose in the 3rd period. The Habs will have their first CHance to break the ice on their season and collect some guaranteed points when they roll into the CotU Thursday night for their season opener against the hated leaf. No strangers to starting their season on the road, Thursday’s tilt at the ACK! will mark the third time in as many years the Habs kick off their season in Hogtown. Why? We don't have a fucking clue. Maybe its to give leaf fans (who aren't really hockey fans, just leaf fans) some real hockey to watCH. The game will act as a rubber match with the teams having split the wins to date; the Habs tasted victory in 2009, winning 4-3 in overtime, and the Leafs took their revenge in 2010, luckily edging the Habs 3-2, as Vodkov went down. 

This year, however, the Canadiens will be heading into the Queen City with an ace up their sleeve. Habs sniper, proud Papa and Toronto native Michael 'Squid' Cammalleri will be present in the Habs lineup after missing the team’s season opener against the truly despised leaf last year due to a $u$pen$ion. Always ready to put on a show for his hometown morgue-like crowd, Cammalleri was the Canadiens' most-utilized forward in the preceding opener, pitCHing in two assists over the course of his 21:40 of ice time.

 Not only is the 2011-12 edition of Vos Canadiens an extremely tight squad (yup, we typed that not moeman, betCHa he wishes he did), but the team’s latest incarnation will have a beefed-up (ez iRiRi)  offense compared to the end of last season thanks to the addition of hard-hitting Erik Colé and the return of emerging power forward and newly-married (sorry FHFemmes and Steve) Max 'PatCHes' Pacioretty, all patCHed up since being mauled by the tainted Stanley Cup winning Boston Bruins' shaved ape. The Habs can also be thankful to start their season with warrior Courageous Josh Gorges back in the fold. 

Count on the Canadiens to work their hardest to spoil the party in laffland, where the overrated leaf have lost all but two of their home openers since 2000, have not made the playoffs in 6 years, haven't made the Stanley Cup Finals, nor won one since 1967 when they got lucky. No word if they are plagiarizing previous Canadiens home opener ceremonies. The game can be seen on cbc/hnic, home of the leaf, as well as on RDS, home of the Nordiques." 

So drop the fucking puck already (juce & iRiRi, the official puck drop is at 7:20ish (my mistake)! Enjoy the game and see you in the comments. BTW, 29 tells me he has FedEx'd all the remaining ice cream and that contractually the 200+1 comments prize contest is now officially defunct.

G Y F H G !
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Whilst here I would like to thank my ex-boss, Steve Jobs
for his innovative genius, creativity and inspiration and send
my respects to his family, friends, colleagues and fans.

84 comments:

  1. First!

    Always wanted to do that

    GYFHG!

    mmm ice cream

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  2. LeBuuuuut7:00 PM

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


    GYFHG!

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  3. YOU GUYS!!!

    8:10? Got it! See you all in an hour then!

    GYFHG!

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  4. LeBuuuuut7:13 PM

    How about this rousing ovation from the Laffs fans for each player?

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  5. How shit is the leafs announcer? Sounds like he's introducing WWE wrestlers ffs!

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  6. heh, one of our Habs just said, fuck let's go! Love it.

    Also, rot you fucking leaf rot.

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  7. leaf still with the post-whistle cheap shots.

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  8. Thank you moeman and very happy to be here!
    I already posted here somewhere, the place was empty and I felt lonely, don't know where it ended up?

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  9. no matter, chalk it up to a user problem.

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  10. juce said (in 29s April Fool's thread) ...
    Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause!
    You have made me and others to come very, very, very happy!
    October 6, 2011 7:22 PM


    ~~~
    Glad you are here juce.

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  11. So glad to have you all back ;)

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  12. Welcome Back, in Darmok

    Habs look great but did the Mexicant teach TITS how to shoot or what?

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  13. How does one refresh on an iPad? First time I'm using it for posting.

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  14. Moey, same as on a Mac, refresh via the location (url) bar.

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  15. Jesse7:52 PM

    Yay!!!!!!!!! So happy. I've been holding a candlelight vigil for fhf for a couple days now.

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  16. Cretin corner, he is going to talk about the flag or the New Royal Armed forces or some crap.

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  17. Crotch wants head shots. Go figure. Rockem/Sockem vid sales are tanking. Catering to leaf lunkheads.

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  18. @moeman, ty and so very glad to be here. Do we post here or at the old watering hole?

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  19. juce, these are the new digs.

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  20. Crotch should be ashamed of himself (and not just for 1979).

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  21. At the Apple store downtown Montreal, there are candles outside and 1 apple with a single bite out of it.

    R.I.P Steve Jobs, the world is mourning you.

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  22. Crotch's new video
    Best Fairy Kisses

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  23. Old(ish) news;

    The New York Rangers have claimed defenseman Jeff Woywitka off waivers from the Montreal Canadiens.

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  24. 13 shots and no goals does not bode well.
    the upcoming pp needs to produce

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  25. el Baruch8:13 PM

    Thanks Moe for hoisting the FHFlag!

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  26. JESUS CH, they got us short-handed.

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  27. check the water bottles, we have been drugged

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  28. Make TITS watch that Lombardi goal, see TITS thats how you raise the puck in close

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  29. @moeman,
    thanks again, I'll put just my feet up and make myself at home!

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  30. LeBuuuuut8:37 PM

    Start the defenseman merry-go-round.

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  31. habs retreating into their defensive shell with only a shell of a defense.

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  32. Mr. natural8:41 PM

    I'm so PHucken'happy you're all here!!!!!!

    GYFHG!

    Just got in the door will catch up on game and read all later.

    *Sniff*

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  33. @Mr.N, big hello to you!

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  34. New Drinking game, every time that asshole says "good stick" where did he come from Cricket?

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  35. Imma been watchin cbc because of no cole. The tronna-centricity is gettin a bit overmuch tho. I may hafta switch to RDS to alter the gameflo. GYFHG

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  36. LeBuuuuut9:20 PM

    O/U 2.5 games until our first goal.

    I'll take the over.

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  37. Oy. *vomit*

    *singing* Tomorrow tomorrow I luv ya tomorrow your only a day away. WV - gellsyi. We'll be better when the team has a chance to gellsyi.

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  38. Can't nobody play this game?

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  39. This is gonna sound all Debbie-downer but... I've been waiting 4+ months to watch them get shut out by the leafs?? Ugh!

    P.S. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for keeping the community alive!

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  40. The SYSTEM has no closer.

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  41. LeBuuuuut9:48 PM

    Well the Habs have 0 goals since FHF 1.0 was shut down.

    Thanks a lot 29.

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  42. Fuck Chocula to win games you have to score goals.
    Cole, keep playing like that and your nickname is charcoal, kindling.
    Mexicant cant
    Tits already in the dog house. Me no eat eggs all summer still dog.
    Oh FUCK its going to be a long season, just like the last two years. Wake me up in April

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  43. At least we can still say 'plan the parade' cuz cbc/hnic sure thinks that the SC engraver is lined up for their leaf. Bonus, another game to help Habs fans thicken their skin. It must be 4:20 somewhere in the world ... maybe Barbados!

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  44. Itz gonna be a loong fuckin' season!
    Same old shit as last few years... totally domininate 1st period without scoring; give up assinine goal; give up. FFS GROW A PAIR!

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  45. Well the Bs lost, so tarts nice. (I know, it was to the PHucktards).

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  46. What the phuck was that? The Habs shoulda played as well as they ended the pre against the habs south!

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  47. Steckel or Betts, me thinks Goat got Burkaed

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  48. Awesome. Just as I'm sick, Habs make me sicker.
    Love the new digs though.
    Fucking Habs....what the fuck was that? I'd rather go back to kissing my toilet for 2 hours.

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  49. Jager scores for PHuctards

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  50. Silver lining: Carey Price is awesome. At least he didn't give up shit goals like the one LOLongo just did.

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  51. @moeman will we ever get the backstory, or is this another Iran Contra affair and your Oliver North?

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  52. Get well N31 and Campoli.

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  53. Mr. natural10:49 PM

    OK, so I'm actually delirious (and drunk), man did we suck after the first 20, a few little adjustments by the genius Wilson and the "Brain" behind our system is PHucked!

    Bad start....PHuck it.

    TFS was awesome.

    Gonna miss Captain Kirk this year.

    Only 81 to go.

    Man this feels like home, sitting here in my underwear, drink in hand, just finished the chips, watching porn *SNIFF* it's like it was all a bad dream, a cruel joke 29 played on us all.

    @moeman: Thanks a BILLION!

    Let me repeat: Mr. n buys a round at Hurley's (and that includes a premium scotch for LG)when The M comes to visit on the 22nd, I'll be easy to recognize I'm the asshole.

    CHEERS!

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  54. Anonymous11:40 PM

    Meh...

    HH

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  55. So...how much sauce do you think Don Cherry was on when he did his segment? Holy shit what a fucktard.

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  56. Welcome back everyone...does this now mean we have to post at N31, JT and here? You've opened a bit of a pandora's box...but if this is here to stay then it's gonna be my starting point each day.

    BTW - what a shit opening night effort from Les Boys last night. They looked tired. Methinks they spent too much time spanking the money in Collingwood for their own good. So now they have the weekend off before a visit to the Jets on Sunday - and it's a 10.00 pm (UK time) start! Whoopee!

    GYMFHG!

    Welcome back!!

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  57. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Where's TMS? How do I know, in bullet form, what I missed while doing something else?

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  58. Anonymous8:26 AM

    ah, just like old times. habs suffer a crappy victory against a team as pathetic as the leafs and a little FHF in the morning.

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  59. Hellllloooo everybody! Sooo nice to be here, just saying hi, gotta get the crib in shape and all, have a great day.

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  60. Whew...had me worried there for a minute.

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  61. I think we're short a tit or two here. Where are the stripper pics?!?!

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  62. Oops I posted my pointless comments on the older post cause I'm a dumbass PHucktard but you don't care what I say anyway. Anyway welcome back-ish, go hockey go and fuck the cheapshot Bs, their bogus cup that they paraded for hours last night and fuck Fatboy Tim!

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  63. Anonymous1:52 PM

    @foo, you are the most intelligent phucktard ever, i look forward to more posts.

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  64. at may age without sexy friday to prime the pump its an erection free weekend for sure

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  65. Anonymous4:55 PM

    You go moe! Thanks for keeping this alive. Clearly the Habs were despondent upon learning about the demise of FHF. They'll be OK once they see moeman has saved the day! The 'peg won't know what hit it.

    i'll sign in later.

    LD

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  66. What the hell? Just cause it's Friday night you all phucked off?

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  67. juce, 4HF ~ The Sequel has yet to live up to the original, which neared 1 million page views!. We are a (new) work in progress. Details on posting activity and content to come.

    GYFHG!!!

    die broons die!!!!!

    leaf sux!!!!!!!

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  68. I miss Sexy Friday already.
    Will we get the familiar closing ass pic?

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  69. TFS™ is/was trademarked. Spin-off coming (innuendo!)

    Zeke, also, too, answer is oui.

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  70. Hadulf11:22 PM

    HOLY FUCK BATMAN!

    So glad to see all you guys!!! FUCK YEAH!

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  71. @moeman I have every faith in in 4HF's imminent success, clearly demonstrated by the original.
    Thanks again for keeping it alive, you rock!

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  72. Chester,

    If you're around, download firefox and access this site from there. I couldn't sign in from explorer, but this works. Yay!

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  73. @moeman, one million page views, it sounds impressive but you realize 900,000 where me

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  74. Check it out.

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/enforcers+punch+back+Cherry/5519154/story.html

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  75. Timmins on scouting.

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/index.html

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