Nov 21, 2011

Beatable bastard broons ~ Preview 11/21

Fun Monday nighter with the tainted-Cup broons in town for the usual raucous rival tilt. Hopefully our hot Habs end the broons recent unbeaten streak. Can't do much about the yellow streak and brown shit stains that defines sCam neely's team. (Still can't believe that overrated POS is in the HHoF). Case closed. Previews from TSN, NHL, RDS, PUKE. Game on RDS and TSN. Starts at or near 7pm. We can expect NHL All-Star ShutouTFS™. Not sure if tiny tim thomas is still afraid to play at the Bell Centre. PUKE network has the return of Crosby. Welcome back Sid. Play well. Stay well. Speaking of playing and being well, I bust out for the Bajan beach and some flying fish sammiCHes on 11/24. A cool, creamy, delicious budi of mine will backup the blog.
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I'll give today's song to the fabulous Margaret CHo.
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Pretzel, you dropped your hat.
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Bite your lip 'til game time. OuCH!
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V R O O O M
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G Y F H G !

76 comments:

  1. Fuck the Broons, Fuck the shaved ape, toucan and the biggest cementhead of them all Pretzel Lucic.
    GYFHG - win this one for humanity.

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  2. DIE BROONS DIE

    that is all

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  3. Broons need to be slaughtered, each and every one.

    GYMFHG - you got the last 2, it comes in 3's.

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  4. And stay out of the box, don't let them bait you.

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  5. I forgive TFS if he chops down Pretzel and gets a years suspension.

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  6. TFS named NHL's 1st star of the week.
    Go, TFS, GO!

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  7. Doh, Carolinea's Stahl with ERWB in Montreal.
    It was the coal not the chainsaw.

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  8. Mr. natural1:07 PM

    @Steve, LUV Toucan!!

    @all: We seem to all overlook that superlative turd PHuckPHace PHerence, remember what a classless piece of shit his actions and words proved him to be last playoffs.

    Our Father who are in Heaven
    Hallowed be thy name
    Please visit a plague of biblical proportions unto the Broonz
    May the shaved ape break a leg in six places
    May Looseshit go face first into the crossbar and lose all his teeth
    May Toucan turn his head while skating along the boards and hook his nose on a stanchion
    and may PHuckPHace PHerence break both middle fingers in some freakisly amusing fashion.

    DIE you mother PHucking Broonz DIE!!!

    GYMFHG!

    If ever there was a game to ge tup for since game 7 of last year thisIS the one!!

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  9. Go Scott Gomez,the best outcome would for him to get two points every game

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  10. Mr. natural2:51 PM

    did I mention I had a brain cramp?

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  11. DIE BROONZ DIE

    that is all. but it bears repeating

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  12. Still say Rat face's nose is longer than PHuckPHace PHerence's finger.

    Broons SUCK, DIE!

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  13. Puck daddy had a photo of toucan in street clothes and he looked like a younger, greaser Ratso Rizo

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  15. Mr. natural6:04 PM

    Yeah Yeah GYMFHG! GO! GO!

    Die Broonz Die!

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  17. Not a lot of passion out there. Could be we Habs fans have so many broken hearts.

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  18. I am so passionte I will watch the latest espisode of the walking dead before I check up on my beloveds. As entertainment the current NHL is on a death spiral. We know who we are and we will support any crap that has CH. But it is still crap. I am so old I remember HOCKEY. Yeah there were great players, and now any fourth line center could check the FLOWER into a standstill. The solution to this bore fuck, I say four on four. But my caputure event NHL is on thin ice.

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  19. the Maritimer6:58 PM

    Memo to Habs. Keep your heads up boys, the dirtiest hockey team on the planet is in town. Nobody on the Habs could beat the orangutan in a fight, so if he tries to run TFS, make him eat lumber Carey! Watch Jabba the Hut send out his goons (75% of the team) late in the game if they are losing.

    Tainted Cup! Colon got a ring from Fuckface Jacobs and Fuckface Buttman!

    Knuckle dragging assholes.....

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  20. Hadulf7:05 PM

    Steve, gimme some of that shit you're smoking/sniffing/injecting, I need it!

    GYFHG!

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  21. It's time to harness again people. The fuckin' broons are winning games but the streak stops tonight - just like the Rangers streak stopped on Saturday. The Habs need to play smart - not emotional - emotional will end them in the box (not sure who is reffing but he'll undoubtedly be under orders!) and in the box means too much time on the pK instead of the PP. It seems to me that when Plexxe plays too many PK's then goes to his assigned spot on the D in the PP he fucks it up. On Saturday he didn't kill as many penalties and was (a very little) bit better.

    Anyway - Let's harness the energy of Sayrday night and beat these mutherfuckers!!


    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  22. Spell check fucked up...s/b "harness the energy of Saturday night..."

    ...and I'm not even drunk yet!

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  23. ti-cul7:12 PM

    fuck les broonz.

    GYMFHG!!!!

    tune in RDS too early dring le 5a7. Had to watch "le Baron" for a few second. I tought I was gonna go blind and deaf. All all the useless ugly fuckers commentating hockey on the mediot, he's gotta be one of the worst one. He's a mix of puke and cockroach.

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  24. @Steve,

    I bet you have a horse named Gary in your living room, don't you? C'mon now, come clean mate.

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  25. Puck. Dropped!

    Die broons.

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  26. 2 minutes for being a black man

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  27. PFK should rope a dope like marchand.

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  28. Anonymous7:53 PM

    Argh! My projector replacement bulb hasn't arrived. justin.tv streams don't appear to be working. any other ideas?

    LD

    found it on chanfeed. Whew don't have to watch Jim and Craig blow Sid all night.

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  29. Mr. natural7:53 PM

    nice hockey so far...

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  30. Mr. natural7:54 PM

    Ha ha ha losers

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  31. The broons know no depth of taint as tiny tim is complaining about being run. Fuck off.

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  32. Mr. natural7:56 PM

    Bullshit! non call

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  33. Neat how the broons are such angels in the refs eyes. Makes one wonder if ...

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  34. Mr. natural7:59 PM

    it's comning it's coming.....

    bullshit 2 more non calls

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  35. WES MCCAULEY, Georgetown outside of Toronto

    DEAN MORTON, Peterborough

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  36. Mr. natural8:05 PM

    Very insightful, no platitudes Randy....

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  37. Mr. natural8:07 PM

    PHuck!

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  38. And they were doing so well :(

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  39. Mr. natural8:08 PM

    we're doing that panicky D thing....

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  40. colin campbell is pounding his pud.

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  41. Mr. natural8:13 PM

    nice Jorges, PHuck you PHat Timmy

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  42. Sid is having fun. My belief is Mario told him let's get you into a game against a useless piece of shit team like the islanders, just like when I returned and pounded a useless piece of shit team like the leaf.

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  43. Mr. natural8:48 PM

    Goood thing TFS is on his game, they are pressuring us ....

    Hey where is everyone? It's the PHuckin' Broonz.

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  44. Mr. natural8:53 PM

    'bout PHuckin' time

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  45. Pouliot never disappoints. C'mon boys!

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  46. Mr. natural8:54 PM

    PHat PHuckin' Timmy

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  47. Somebody should just throw Timmae a donut to distract him.

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  48. Mr. natural8:56 PM

    SHIT, C'mon PHuck

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  49. mr. natural8:57 PM

    awwwwwww

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  50. What kind of horseshit is a Friday afternoon game?

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  51. Mr. natural9:01 PM

    Bawk bawk bawk, Ding a ling a ling que desirez vous....

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  52. Mr. natural9:04 PM

    ok next period

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  53. Please score. Merci.

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  54. WTF is wrong with Cammy? Can barely take a pass, shoots the puck like he's politely passing a beverage, deflects the puck BADLY in his own zone and nearly 'causes a goal against, looks like he's gripping the stick extra hard and leaning on it. SHOOT THE PUCK LIKE YOU MEAN IT "SNIPER"!

    =_=

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  55. Mr. N,

    It's just you and me tonight.

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  56. Moey, that hurts.

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  57. N31, Squid seems weirdly distant.

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  58. moe,

    Leave a girl sitting alone in the bar and you take your chances.

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  59. Mr. natural9:19 PM

    @moey: "You and me against the world..."

    Looking at the standings.... would be a great game to win and pick up on everyone.

    Crosby shit!

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  60. @Moey, but I winked!

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  61. Mr. n.

    The Penguins are good enough without Crosby. We need him more. It's not fair.

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  62. ??? Why is a ref helping a broon? Nevermind.

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  63. moe,

    Mr. n bought me a drink. 'nuff said. Fucking Habs are getting shutout tonight. Shutout shutout shutout. Trying to jinx the fat fuck.

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  64. Playing hot potato with the puck. Do you want the puck? Naw you take it. No you! I insist take it!

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  65. This thread has been more entertaining than this game.

    SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT DAMMIT.

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  66. I still can't believe they did zip on that 4-min PP.

    One measly goal is all it takes. Where's Sid when you need him?

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  67. GREAT team defense tonight. Offense? Not so much.

    Win one, lose one, win one, lose one... *sighs*

    NEXT.

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  68. WHERE THE FUCK WAS PK ON THAT 6-on-4?! MORON COACHES!

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  69. Habs lose the game and I lose Moey. : (

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  70. SadHabsFan10:56 PM

    This was a winable game and just so incredibly disappointing to continue seeing no ability to finish around the net. It will be yet another one to refer back to when missing 8th by 2 pts. Darche and Gomez on the PP? WTF?
    I love TP but not on the point.
    This infatuation with 23 passes to set up a perfect one-timer that gets blocked or misses the net has GOT TO FUCKEN STOP, RIGHT FUCKEN NOW!!
    Getting drunk on a Monday night to celebrate a Habs win would be fun; now I just feel alcoholicish.

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  71. @moe,

    Just FedEx me a litre of rum punch from Barbados and all will be forgiven.

    Ri,

    Not scoring during that four minute PP sealed our fate. You just knew we were done like dinner.

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  72. Mr. natural6:36 AM

    OK so the PP blew chunks I'll give you that, but let's not lie to ourselves Fatso stole this game, we out chanced them by a country mile and great goalies steal games for their team. PHuckin' PHat piece of shit but I digress...

    Habs were the better team despite missing key players and questionable coaching decisions.

    For the 1000th time "all we have to do is make the playoffs 'cause a healthy Habs team will win the eastern playoffs"....OH ya we do have to MAKE the playoffs though....

    Mr. n is out of town now so see you all on the weekend.

    CHEERS!

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