Nov 19, 2011

Burn down the CHocula Banana Stand ~ Habs vs. Rangers Preview 11/19

Name: CHocula's Original Frozen PP Banana Stand
Owner: Geoff Molson
Business Address: 24 Apocalypse Ave 
Type or services provided: Boring systemized CHocula-covered shit
Hours of Operation: Every fucking Game
Employee/s: Poorly managed
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Lost scene found on the cutting room floor:

Geoff: You what?
Goat: Burned it right down to the ground.

Geoff: Are you crazy? There was money on CHocula's banana stand.

Goat: Well, it's all gone now, and it was my decision. So next time we have
a little power play struggle, remember that we're not playing Gomereha.
Geoff: There was seven million and five hundred thousand dollars
lining the walls of CHocula's banana stand.

Goat: Quoi?

Geoff: Cash, Goat.

Goat: But he's proven to be a liability ?

Geoff: How much clearer can I say, there's always
MONEY IN THE CHocula BANANA STAND!

CHocula: Not touching PleXXXe!

Goat: Fuck that shit!

CHocula: Not touching Darche!

Goat: Give me the fucking notepad!

CHocula: Not touching my hair!

Kirk Muller: Can you believe this shit?!
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Canadiens play the fire-hot Rangers tonight. No word yet if tim peel will arrest the development of the game. So get your favourite cutoffs jorts on, puck is sCHeduled to drop at 7h00ish. Previews from TSN, RDS, NHL, PUKE.
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Tobias says keep your Pants! on.
The Preview is almost never nude.
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Click to unravel.
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Just KeepItSimpleSystem™.
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Keep your socks on.
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G Y F H G !

155 comments:

  1. moeman, Try to curb your enthusiasm.

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  2. there's always money in the banana stand. er, banana hammock with jorts

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  3. Saw the Bulldogs last night. Here's a thought:

    Send down Gomez. Call up Leblanc. Free Eller from wing-sucking hell and put them on the same line.

    Oh and Avtsin looks like he's trying to become a Russian Patches. I totally approve of this. (Could go on Eller's other wing one day).

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  4. the Maritimer12:30 PM

    @Number31, I like your idea, however, Chocula is already trying to break in two rookies on defence. A third one might cause his head to explode. Wait....

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  5. Good Lord there's some dopey people that call into Sports radio. I'd make a terrible talk show host, I wouldn't have the patience.

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  6. GyFHG, and please dont let Gomereha get a point, I dont want anyone to think its in remission.

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  7. I am not looking forward to tonight's game at all. Not feeling it...yet. So we'll need to harness some positive en...ah fuck it...if the Rangers have had a scout watching the Habs most recent games and if they took notes from the last time they beat the Habs - we're fucked and it's gonna be a long night...

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  8. BTW - @Steve - Gomereha won't get a point - but I bet you 50 bucks he logs 18+ minutes of ice time...

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  9. Hey I got a new fan over at the PK'st,

    @Steve You're a fucking retard. You shouldn't be allowed to type on a keyboard, do any dictation or give any kind of hockey and/or political opinion whatsoever. Just don't open your mouth anymore. Unless it's to suck a fat cock.

    November 19, 2011 9:53 AM

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  10. @Steve - don't 'cha just love it when bruin fans decide to troll the Habs blogs. Invariably they start to get riled then decide to deliver a put down so utterly stunning it leaves you a broken man lying in a pool of your own pee...trouble is, they are bruin fans so invariably they can't spell or form a complete sentence. They also can't figure out how to work that litlle whaychamacallit at the bottom of the page that allows you to put a name in the posting - the results are often very similar to Anon - 9.53am - man you gotta love them bruin fans sometimes...

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  11. @Steve, lots of unappreciative angry sickos/weirdos out there. The majority are loser leaf and/or broon fans.

    Did I just say appreciative sickos/weirdos are wanted?

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  12. Mr. natural4:44 PM

    I see Steve has finally split into two personalities, it was only a matter of time. Likely more to come.

    @moeman excellent work, The Bluths, script parody and all, Talking heads (I LOVE those guys)! BTW the sexy Friday sexy pics were @%#@% awesome!

    Musical theme at the Mr. n household for tonight's game, the three founding members of eleveneighty are over for nachos, wings, pizza and to imbibe of assorted libations.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOYSG6vvLpE

    @Kmaxx I think the gathering at the Mr. n household bodes well for Nos Amours despite the system.

    Now,....GYMFHG!!

    That is all.

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  14. @Mr.N - My mistake - If I had know the gathering was taking place tonight then I know that my energy would have been much more positive.

    I shall channel this and start drinking now. It's quarter to 10 so that gives me a couple hours to wash down the KFC, get the kids to bed and settle down for an evening with "the system"

    Now GYMFHG!!!

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  15. Merci Mr. n. Here to have 4HFun.

    Ce soir its mega meatball pasta with an amazing Aromo 2009 Carménère (PDF).

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  16. Mr. natural4:54 PM

    @Kmaxx, was just realized how apropos, inadvertently, the eleveneighty vid's theme is, what with all the straight jacket customers hanging around here.

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  17. Mr. natural4:58 PM

    @moeman, don't know this wine, "amazing" Mr. n likee amazing vino!

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  18. Mr. n. for the price it is an amazing Carménère. The price (sub $15) makes it even better.

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  19. Mr. natural5:18 PM

    SAQ availability?

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  20. Don't know. Bought at LCBO.

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  21. Mr. natural5:24 PM

    probably why I couldn't find it on the SAQ website...DOH!

    Will have to chose something else, in the words of Abraham Lincoln "You'll be PHucken' fine"!

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  22. After days of pure CotU bullshit media and leaf fan desperation, lies and splooging it seems like waynEgo finally tells the city of egostesticled egos to fuck off as he isn't shilling himself this time, yet ( NB - he eventually will as he's proven to be cravenly shallow and will suck MLSE chromed pipe to keep the bookies at bay ).

    For Anglophone 4Hfers, 'pipe' en Français is slang/pejoratively referred to a blow job (NTTIAWWT). Something waynEgo is really good at, if paid.

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  23. @steve, I think your fan might CHocula.

    GYFHG!

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  24. This evening's fare is Braciola.
    Unfortunately, won't be ready before 2nd intermission, mis-calculated the prep time.

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  25. Nice to see leafsnet's jeff marek (pfuck daddy's backdoor buddy) is still a sick leaf sucking asshole fuck, just like he was at PUKE.

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  26. Tonight it's all about cheese. Fondue, little nibbles of air-dried beef and a couple of raw milk cheeses on the side. Super healthy. Pairing that with a bottle called "The Musician" an Australian cab/shiraz.

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  27. Wearing Duck's Koivu jersey. Just because.

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  28. @moeman, come on over, there's plenty!

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  29. There's many (list all ex-leaf) but maybe no bigger bilious hack than marty mcsoreley. One of the biggest FOG's and waynEgo apologists but this bloated POS is so desperate to keep his bloated face on the toob that he sucks the same leaf dick they all do. Zero integrity. What a disgusting loudmouth.

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  30. leaf suck
    broons suck
    they suck each other

    GYMFHG!

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  31. Lundquist doesn't play well here they say.

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  32. Just catching up on Fringe well waiting, Parrnell universes explain everything.

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  33. I don't like the Caps but I hope they destroy the leaf tonight.

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  34. hnicockroach comments;

    ~ "for the olympian ron wilson", heh.
    ~ "the monster", still?
    ~ "I'd suck his cock", fatty-lover milbury about Boudreau

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  35. Poured myself a wee glass of wine, it's delish. Couldn't be arsed to make my usual Saturday night cocktails. I'm just cutting to the chase.

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  36. I ♥ Moey.

    Go Caps. Bust one.

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  37. Moey, mention the wine, don't leave me wondering.

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  38. Jets smacked phucktards.

    Always hope for the best.

    Go Caps! Go Isles.

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  39. It's called the "Musician". Coonawara cab/shiraz. Don't know the price cos it was a pressie.

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  40. Josh likes Diazling. N31 will be all over that.

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  41. hnic doesn't mention that Orr never won another Stanley Cup, mainly because he was 'coached' by a useless POS named cherry. Too. Many. Men.

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  42. Let's do it!
    May all our rookies play like pros.
    May all our pros play like pros.

    GYMFHG!!

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  43. GYFHG!!!

    And for my sanity, GoMez!!! Pick up an assist or something!

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  44. @Ri,

    Maybe me wearing Koivu's 11 will inspire him. Or not.

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  45. Wow, looks like RDS will actually televise the singing of the anthems.

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  46. Very classy tribute to Eddy! RIP!

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  47. Awesome tribute to Eddy. Awesome.

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  48. Nice tribute to Eddy.

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  49. Eddy! Eddy! Eddy!

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  50. Did you hear the asshole yelling during the moment of silence? FFS.

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  51. moe,

    Play nice. You got me all excited there.

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  52. I hope Torts goes off on one tonight. Can't wait for 24/7 this year. It's gotta beat Boudreau stuffing his face with ice cream at 10:00 in the morning.

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  53. RIP Eddy. Touching tribute.

    @Moey - the nerve of him wearing that number!

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  54. Who was that guy? Good job!

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  55. Just razzing' y'all'.

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  56. @iRiR, that's why he plays like shit, payback for soiling the number.

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  57. Oh yay, a PP. *sigh*

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  58. Colé!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  59. The System™ is broke!!!!!!!!!

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  60. Now, if you all behave, I'll put some Cole in your stockings for Christmas.

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  61. ERWB Goal scorers goal

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  62. @juce,

    If it's all the same to you I'd rather have Souray dipped in chocolate.

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  63. there is something wrong with my monitor, all the Rangers look 3ft taller than Montreal

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  64. Ok, cold enough, won't melt.

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  65. where in any rule book is that a fuckin interference penalty?

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  66. Moey, white or 85% chocolate?

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  67. We have got to stay out of the damn box!

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  68. moe,

    Under no circumstances white. 85% if there's slivers of orange in it. Preferably British dairy milk, made with full cream. *drools*

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  69. @kmaxx, you know how the refs are vs. Habs.

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  70. The System put him offside

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  71. I like Terry's chocolate orange, let's me take out some frustation when I smash it!

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  72. @juce - I missed the pre-game - don't know who the refs are but usually suspect that on Sat. night they won't be local

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  73. @juce,

    Cadbury flakes are yummy too!

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  74. Torts is gonna rip them a new one during the first intermission.

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  75. Orange chocolate is not really my thing...not nice - perhaps sickly is the word I'm looking for...

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  76. chintzy penalties allround

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  77. Chocolate melts really nice on one's significant other's skin.

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  78. So not a bad period overall...I should drink Jack more often - game is looking better!

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  79. @moey, haven't tried the flakes.
    @Kmaxx, I missed it also, agree on refs, disagree about the orange, mmmmmm.

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  80. bluet is a buffoon cherry wannabe.

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  81. @kmaxx, whereabouts in the UK are you?

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  82. DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?!?

    *drools*

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  83. @juce - Sevenoaks - Kent - about a half hour train ride from London - home to Kenny Noye - biggest UK Mafioso since Reggie and Ronnie Kray.

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  84. Diazling interview on HNIC. His accent is even cuter.

    *swoons*

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  85. IRiRi, no one has mentioned CHocolate so far.

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  86. @Kmaxx, exciting.

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  87. @Ri, damn, missed that, I never watch HNIC.

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  88. the Maritimer8:08 PM

    Hey everybody! I'm here just reading and watching the game. Keep up the good work moeman!

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  89. Thx the M., if I could pour chocolate all over these threads I would (and none of it white).

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  90. CBC says Montreal has Gomereha, thanks guys we did not know

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  91. @juce - I would give you a recap but I wasn't rlly paying attention *cough*.

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  92. Too soon for the Olé song? Of course it is.

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  93. @moe - maybe you could incorporate CHocolate into one of your posts *cough*

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  94. @iRiRi, consider it done or TBD.

    GIO!!!!!!!!!!

    2-oh!

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  95. GIO!!!

    @moe - merci!

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  96. Giant, did Chocula put a ban on hitting tonite

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  97. Gio...Gio!!...Gio!!

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  98. Ok guys...and gals - serious business here - and Mr. N...if you are listening - the gathering might be able to help. By some catastrophic act of misplanning - I ran out of Jack a few minutes ago. (Thought I had another bottle - but no!) I must now resort to miniatures but I am struggling on etiquette. So quickly (as I am thirsty!)...I know traditional Jack comes first...but what should I have next? Gebntkeman Jack or Single Barrel? Help as I'd hate to mix this up and feel like shit in the morning. Thanks

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  99. Kmaxx, mix it up! Do not stick to a System™!

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  100. And another thing...my french is prety good but I can get rusty from time to time...so is "rate de justice" french for "missed by a fucking mile"?

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  101. @Moeman - Fuckin' right on! Thank you for slapping me in the face. (what was I thinking??!!)

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  102. Kmaxx, "rate de justice" means 'holy fuck fuck a Hab shot instead of passed'. Stay thirsty my 4HFriend.

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  103. GoWTF! and Diazling assisted on the Gio goal. N31, get up off the floor.

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  104. @Moeman - Gentleman Jack is my friend!

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  105. @Kmaxx, have fun my 4HFriend. Play safe.

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  106. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    I don't know if it's the Gibson's Finest or the System, but I'm gettin' phuckin' sleepy. JM will have them full bore trapping in the third.

    6-1 leaf? WTF? Hey Fatso Boudreau! We'll take Ovechkin off your hands.

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  107. Yeah what about Semen for Gomereha?

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  108. Oh Man...fuckin leaf planning another fuckin' parade. Thank the Lord I don't live in CotU anymore!

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  109. @the M - not so quick on Ovie - they might want Gomerehea...

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  110. the Maritimer9:02 PM

    @Steve, pass.

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  111. Of all the guys to get a breakaway...

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  112. the Maritimer9:07 PM

    @Kmaxx, Healy just said the Caps would drive Semin to the airport and wish him well. That ain't good. I still say Kyle Turris is the best option for a Gomerehea deal. I'm sure with his last name he'd be a hit in the desert.

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  113. PleXXXe on the PPoint!

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  114. I ate far too much cheese and it gives me bad dreams.

    Woot!

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  115. @Moey, maybe have some chocolate before bedtime?

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  116. I'm gonna lay off the jack...I coulda just sworn I saw the PP work really well with Plexxe on the point...naaaa...must be the booze...??

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  117. @The M. heely is a putz. WatCh the Habs! leaf sux.

    Go Blue Bombers! Go Lions! Go Laval!

    Die broons.

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  118. Pure dirty Fonzerella play.

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  119. Nice one Nokia - that's a way to stand up for your teammates!

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  120. moe,

    Raspberry and chocolate mousse cake. It should do the trick. I feel like I've gained 10 pounds tonight.

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  121. fuck off torts - your guys are dickheads!

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  122. Heely is a fucking idiot. Just ask Mr. M., I was screaming at the TV.

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  123. Mr. natural9:23 PM

    hey hey hey "The Gathering" seems to be working

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  124. stop the fuckin' singing!!!

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  125. @Moey is the chocolate or the raspberry the mousse, or both. Details!

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  126. Anyone miss that biased POS fucking shit tim peel?

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  127. moe,

    Both. To.die.for.

    Metro's Irresistibles Raspberry Blast. Teeny little cake, good for 2 for 2 nights.

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  128. Gio...Gio...Gio...Gio!!!!

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  129. my captain, my captian, you`re my captain.

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  130. the Maritimer9:31 PM

    @moe, I am watching the Habs. I switched over to watch the hot stove...just to get a cotu perspective on things. Hee hee...

    I just want to say after the way the Habs got fucked over hard in NY last time, things sure are different tonight. Karma?

    Gio!!!

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  131. Gio, do a hatty.

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  132. stop singing!!!!!!

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  133. Anyone else think that the "mathieu darche" experiment is coming to an end?

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  134. Fuck off Cole. How many times can he say the "s" word?

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  135. moe,

    You jinxed that Cap game. OMG.

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  136. the Maritimer9:43 PM

    Helluva game. Back to back shutouts for Carey Price. The team was relentless tonight. They must have thrown JM's notebook out the window tonight.

    'Nite all!

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  137. Fuckin' nice Win!!! @The M - thanks for the Gathering - worked a charm!

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  138. Carey and the crew deserve some CHocolate!

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  139. I agri with iRiRi!

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