Nov 15, 2011

Old dog, no new tricks ~ Habs CHoke a lead, get a loser point 11/15

The System™ is getting tired, really tired. Woof!
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Where'd I put my glasses?
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G Y F H G !

22 comments:

  1. Walking dead was really good, much better than zombie hockey. Why do the owners not say fuck this shit, this is not Comcast on Ice. Big Geoff balls in your court.

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  2. Chester9:05 AM

    OK Fuck .. Chockula has got to be the slowest learner in like ever. Plexx CANNOT PLAY THE FUCKING POINT ON THE PP ...whew.
    He can't corral the clearing pass up the wall, he CANNOT defend any kind of a breakout by the other team and he doesn't have a heavy enough slapper from the point to drill one into the top corner FFS. The poor guy is doing everything else on this fucking team put a D man on the blue line .... give him a break so he can kill penalties and score goals. Fuck, why doesn't anybody listen to me ...

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  3. @Chester...and me...and everyone else who follows and comments on this blog! Can't believe that I left after the 2nd comfortable in the fact that the 2 goal lead looked relatively safe...althojugh when I saw the Mexicant on the PP at the end of the second I should have been worried...Fuck me what a joke!

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  4. Chester10:05 AM

    The Booner had an interesting stat on Les Boys and the SOG in the third period. That's fucking Chockula and his play me a D forever bullshit. Cole had the fucking nerve to suggest that maybe some offence in the third period might help us win some games ..... if he continues to have an opinion he will be banished to Rura Penthe for the remainder of his contract.

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  5. So what'd I miss?

    I just had to pop in and give Chester props for his Rura Penthe reference. Will Cole get a shapeshifter gf that looks like Iman?

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  6. Chester10:23 AM

    Hope so. Then she could shapeshift into a Lucic face beater kind of creature and still be able to change back for .. you know ... in between periods ...

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  9. @Steve - we need to step up this campaign to rid the Habs of their Mexican nightmare. He goes away and they win quite a bit. He comes back and they lose a game they should have had wrapped up early on. He takes up a valuable spot on the PP...strike that - he takes up a valuable spot on the bench! He gives nothing back. He loses faceoffs. He waves his stick wildly in a pitiful attempt at a forecheck (he does not know the meaning of the word "backcheck"). He is a cancer and like all cancers he must be cut out. He must be placed under a microscope and examined so that the Habs never do this again. What a complete waste of space. We need to ramp up the efforts to get someone to take notice. We need to do something drastic and we need to do it right away. This season is slipping away fast.

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  10. Chester11:09 AM

    OMG that place nearly killed Kirk and McCoy. That Klingon Court scene makes me think of Butman and Shananotban. Fucking clowns.

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  11. Hadulf11:38 AM

    All together now...THANK YOU BOB GAINEY!

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  12. Chester1:09 PM

    Holy Fuck sports fans
    The secret is out ...
    The Leaf is doing so well because they had a fucking glass bunny!!
    AND now apparently it's not working for them anymore ... and so now they are officially slumping ...I'm sorry ... I'm smirking ... I can't stop. A glass bunny, not even the kind of bunny with boobs. So Toronto .....

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  16. Guess what? In practice, Pleky's still on the point with Weber. Only this time they changed the forwards to the 2nd unit. Incredible. *headdesk*

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  18. It's a pretty well known fact that if you continue to do the same things game in game out, you shouldn't really expect results to change very much. It should be obvious to everyone that what the Habs are doing on the PP is not working...so why would anyone xpect things to change?! Plexxe on the PP and Darche on the PP DO NOT WORK! Plexxe has enough to do killing all the penalties his idiot teammates keep taking - so give him a rest on the PP. Use Tits, Cole, Patches,Eller,Moen,PFK,Yemelin, Nokia, Squid, DD, - and anyone else who can win a fuckin' faceoff when it really matters. Gio and the Mexicant should sit and watch...speaking of which - what ever happened to taking someone who is playing like shit and making him sit at the end of the bench for half a game to get the message? Where does Martin get off giving the Mexicant almost 20 minutes of ice time and someone like Eller only half of that? Where the fuck is the logic?...ohg yeah I forgot - this is the wonderful world of Chocula - where every day is like the day before it - only the opposition shirts change - I'm already worried about tomorrow night! Someone stab someone in the cock please!

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  19. I can teach my dog to run the powerplay. He'll distract the opponent with his incredible cuteness while PK shoots the puck. I guarantee success!

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  20. SteadyFreddy called up.

    Olivier DAMN-Malka called up to replace him with the Bulldogs.

    Let's do the Defence Dance!

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  21. Mr. natural10:19 PM

    OK stop it! You're all depressing me beyond my per-established level. Yes Plex cannot do every PHucking thing on this team by his lonesome, PK will be burned out at this pace, a tired player is one just ripe for injury but if we can just hang in (5 of 6 last points) lose the last regular season game and back into the playoffs again, then maybe just maybe we will have a healthy team and put on a serious cup run *sigh*.

    Rura Penthe!?! Where the PHuck am I?!

    PHuck still 65 games to go, I feel like crying.

    What's the word on Squid & Tits? Oh yeah... WTF is up with TFS in shootouts? He use to look great, not so much lately.

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