Ola, 4HF'ers! As you know, with our glorious leader celebrating his special bday in Barbados, you've got your former glorious leader taking the helm for the next week. Oh the humanity!
Anyway, this game is at THREE P.M. THREE IN THE AFTERNOON. 15H00. You got that? Obviously this has to do with US Thanksgiving which apparently is a four day holiday or something. But jebus, some of us have to work up here in Canada. Well, not me per se, but some of us. Though I guess you Euros are in for a treat with a nice prime time game.
I'd like to emphasize to you that this game is at THREE. You got that? In case you need reminding, three is an important number:
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Beliveau towards thine PHucktards, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
Don't worry about a thing, Three Little Birds told me this pre-game info - I've heard it's a 3 PM start in Philly. On RDS and TSN-Habs, and everyone please share your "alternative" video sources in the comments to help out your fellow 4HF'ers at work. Mtl coming off the shootout win over the Canes, Philly won in OT against the Isles. Habs 5-4-1 in their last 10, Philly 6-2-2.Their previous meeting this season was that kick-ass 5-1 Habs win after the root of all our problems Perry Pearn got the axe.
Queer as a three-dollar bill (NTTAWWT) - Broad Street Hockey is the best for all your PHucktard info.
Triplet interlude for the ladies:
Rising like my penis in the presence of the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6 - Lego, Lego, and more Lego. Habs third-ranked PK in the league. Danny Boy had a pair in the Isles game, including the OT winner. Hartnell has 5 points over his last 3 games.
Plunging like the neckline of Britney's white outfit in her "3" video - PP specialist DarCHe now pointless in 16. PFK's offensive output. Bryzgalov may not be turning into Philly's goalie saviour, after giving up 3 goals on 9 shots in the Isles game and getting yanked before the first was over.
Hurting like HF29 after a 3-day meth binge - no Gomereha, hurray! Long-term yada yada, though rumours have Vodkov tantalizingly close to returning. Both Jagr and Pronger are questionable for the PHucktards.
Establishment for your post-game table dance with three adult entertainers - Club Risqué looks ok. And they have an "upstairs" which has male dancers for the ladies. Win-win!
To finish off our 3some, here's a video of a set of sexy foreign triplets playing fiddles and doing the weather. OK then. GYFHG!
PHuck this, I am going back to bed for an hour.
ReplyDeleteDie PHucktards Die!
GYFHG!
That is all.
Mr. n
Whoopi! Prime Time Hockey mutherfuckers!! Gotta love it.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the Habs can win another one in spite of Martin. So let's channel the energy people! Speaking of channels...if you need a channel that is pretty dependable and don't mind RDS then I suggest you go to: http://fr.justin.tv/mexou
Usually the feed is pretty solid - This is the latest landing for Exnordic - he keeps getting shut down by Justin but has standby channels ready to go.
Speaking of go...
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go beat the Fucktards
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx its a Thanksgiving blessing to watch hockey like a human.
Gomereha, cant start it like a car, cant kill it with a gun.
@HF29, always thinking of the ladies, you are awesome.
ReplyDeleteNoted those eye candy 2nd set of triplets are donning shorts of blue blanc rouge, I'll consider them my "special team".
@Kmaxx, enjoy the early viewing.
According to Videotron's interactive guide, RDS will air the game twice: @3:00pm (15:00) and again @6:30pm (18:30).
GO HABS GO!!
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GO LEGO GO, Stick it to JM.
ReplyDeleteCanadiens on the cheap: The Anaheim Ducks, who rank 25th in NHL attendance with an average crowd of 14,906, are trying to attract fans with a variety of holiday packages.
ReplyDeleteThe most attractive is a three-game Thanksgiving package that includes games against the Detroit Red Wings, the Canadiens and the Phoenix Coyotes. The package starts at $48, which comes out to $16 a game. That’s what fans pay for a hotdog and a beer at the Bell Centre.
Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/Hickey+rude+wake+call+Crosby+return+more/5762920/story.html#ixzz1ejTloQpX
GYFHG and give it to the phucktards
ReplyDeleteGo Lego, give to the count
Somewhat the count forgot PFK was our leading pp scorer last year, so Go PPPFK give it to the count too.
the joy of self-employment.
ReplyDeleteClose the shop. Sign says "closed for religious reason".
watching Wings-Broonz to warm up. Milbury is sucking so much Bs cock it's mind-boggling. He says "the Bruins and Lucic are willing to play physical" as they show the clip of Lucic smashing Miller's head. classy
ReplyDeletego red wings
ReplyDeleteEmrick: Had Boston not scored that OT goal in Game 7 against Montreal, things would have been different
ReplyDeleteno shit genius
I'm watching the game too, but I have it muted.
ReplyDelete29,
Question for you, did you mention once that you were watching Game of Thrones? I'm contemplating buying the first season but it's described as an adult fantasy type of thing. It's not Harry Potterish, is it? Is it worthwhile?
Moey HELL YES GET IT GREATEST SHOW EVER (after The Wire)
ReplyDeletein all seriousness, yes it's fantasy by definition, but not Harry Potter at all. It's really character driven, with tons of sex and violence. you really get invested in the story, which is essentially political. despite my love of sci-fi, i actually hate fantasy in general, but i love this
nice knee you dirty Broonz fucks
ReplyDeletewhoops! Habs game started and im still watching the b assholes
ReplyDelete@29,
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm going for it! Now GYFHG!
good call Moey. i will warn you it can get pretty graphically violent. but if you don't mind that, i think you'll like it
ReplyDeleteMake Canada proud
ReplyDeleteI am sure I am the highest functioning person who does all those drugs daily.
@29,
ReplyDeleteI can stomach it, if it gets really bad I'll just cover my eyes. Just like when I watch the Habs some nights.
trust me Moey it is way more entertaining than the Habs
ReplyDeletethis game is putting me to sleep. at 3 in the afternoon. i haven't even drunk yet. time to start
Steve i need that link! what drugs?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping les boys turn a corner after Christmas. So far this season has 2009 written all over it. Really effin' disappointing so far.
ReplyDeleteSo what's the update on the game? I'm still at work...
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ReplyDeleteHaduff the update is that there is nothing to update. 0-0 snoozefest after 14 minutes. shots 2 apiece or something
ReplyDeleteYikes! Thanks 29
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
Giroux he is breaking over the blue, line, a dangle, a deke, he is alone on net, and he falls asleep, ahh the system finally comes through.
ReplyDeleteTalbot just hammered Emelin from behind - phuckin' bastard! Come on PP Get something!!
ReplyDeleteSteve this is the greatest survey ever
ReplyDeleteKmaxx, minor or major?
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, you should take the survey as well cause you are likely the only one who would know what to do if a bobby nicks you in a pub.
ReplyDeleteNoka...whatever!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNokia!!!
ReplyDeleteSo should I "WooT" now???
ReplyDeleteThe only Nokia still working in Canada
ReplyDeleteI'll take Steve's comment as a yes...
ReplyDeletew00t!
@Hadulf - it was a minor - Plexxe on the point again! - shit PP - goal had nothing to do with the PP
ReplyDelete@Steve - I'll look at it during the break!
@Steve what's the difference between "cannabis - skunk" and "cannabis - grass"? to me, skunk is a type / style of weed. i'm stumped for this question. must be all the weed i smoke
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be naughty and eat some cheesies. It's too early to start drinking, I'd be legless by 6:00.
ReplyDeletemmm cheesies. if it wasn't for orange fingers, i would eat them constantly. someone once suggested to me to eat them with chopsticks to avoid orange fingers. genius!
ReplyDeleteI am drinking. Delicious Lug Tread ale.
Chopsticks! Yeah, the orange fingers are a bitch.
ReplyDeleteCHeesies sound good but I swore I would go work out after the game since it'll still be early and all. Damn you, 3 o'clock starts!
ReplyDeleteiRiRi in the house! working out on Friday night. that's good dedication to health
ReplyDelete/takes drink
@Steve there are so many drugs in this survey I've never even heard of! wtf are "BZP party pills" I gotta get out more
ReplyDeleteCa-rey! Ca-rey!
Ya gotta admire people who go to the gym. I'm a born quitter and I'm okay with that. I accept my limitations. *pops another cheesie*
ReplyDeleteCa-rey! Ca-rey! again!
ReplyDeletethis PP is a nightmare
ReplyDeletehey a wrist shot from Squid! too bad it was like 3 miles per hour
ReplyDelete@29 Skunk, is bad smelling weed.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Diaz on the PP? My God - What is Martin Thinking now?...(bangs head on wall!!!)
ReplyDelete@29 thats what was so great about that survey, its like a bucket list for stoners.
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx,
ReplyDeleteMartin doesn't run the PP, isn't it one of the Randys?
Steve I agree, I've smoked skunk. but why is it separate? to me it's like seprating out "purple haze" or "hydro quebec" or whatever. what dio i know, i'm no scientician
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx - he's training Diaz to take over from Weber when we release him once Vodkov and Campoli come back and we have way too many D
ReplyDelete@Moey - One of the Randys needs a bollocking then.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back in the thread, 29!
ReplyDelete@moey - you know who I admire? People who get up at 5AM to go jogging and have salmon with steamed asparagus for dinner. I'm more of the type who works out because I can't go a day without chocolate!
@Kmaxx,
ReplyDeleteLove that word.
another quality PP. sigh
ReplyDelete@29 the pomme's probably smoke real grass when they cant get the real stuff.
ReplyDeletecrap crap crap. well we deserved that. we suck in this period
ReplyDeleteI was disappointed there was no question about drinking bong water.
ReplyDeleteMan, as good as Price has been, even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.
ReplyDeletedecline decline!
ReplyDeleteOur D is really sucking tonight for sure. Diaz again on the PP? WTF? Thank God TFS has shown up tonight - because most of his D has decided to fuck off to the pub
ReplyDeleteAnother PP - Can we pass on it?
well we deserved that one too
ReplyDeletewe suck
Fuck it, pass the CHeesies
ReplyDeleteNo one is skating...The D has gone to the pub...Price is standing on his head but can't do it all - worst period I've seen in a while!
ReplyDeletethis is a disaster now
ReplyDeleteOuCH. Just awful.
ReplyDeleteShots are 23-13 after 2 periods even though the Habs have had 5 PPs.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sid tomorrow... Yikes.
OK I'm going to switch from my beer to some of those drugs in the survey I've never tried. maybe it will help
ReplyDeleteThe only person coming off the ice looking pissed is Price - 'bout sums it up. What a fuckin' mess.
ReplyDeleteActuall - maybe there is a master plan afoot here - this game was the Habs to walk away with and they are now tanking - maybe it's intentional. Maybe they decided that they can't take Martin and his system any longer. I mean, he was probably walking around with a hard on after the 1st period - maybe someone snapped and said - "Taht's it - I'm done with this shit hockey" - I got no other explanation.
This sucks big!!
@Steve - That survey was fuckin' deep and like others - I had not heard of many of the drugs on the list. Still - it was interesting...but it would have been more fun to do if I was stoned!
ReplyDeleteThe presence of 4HF'ers and the drug quiz is the only good part of this game right now
ReplyDeleteThey want to know the month and year when I tried a new drug. How the fuck am I supposed to remember that?
@29 - I looked it up on your blog - you had that "Special K" weekend back in the spring of '09 - so put March '09 down - no one will be any the wiser.
ReplyDeleteEnough of the orange fingers, on to the hickory sticks.
ReplyDeletethx Kmaxx! I forgot my drug use was CHronicled on the internet
ReplyDeleteMy favorite question was " would a cop know you where stoned" I answered "only if he smelled like a cheeseburger"
ReplyDeleteFINALLY finished the survey. I forgot all my answers. Must be the drugs.
ReplyDeleteSounds like I'm not missing a damn thing. Heading out to a Jim Cuddy concert.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Martin.
Habs could not look more disinterested if they tried
ReplyDeletethis game is just stupid now. we should all join iRiRi after the game for a workout, at least we might get something out of this
ReplyDelete@Steve - to answer your question from earlier - if a bobby nicks you in a pub, you should always offer him/her a fresh bud of Cannibas(Skunk) and then offer to let him share your cocaine if he lets you off with a warning (not a caution)..Also - be sure to offer to buy him a half pint of his preferred ale (Never a full pint!).
ReplyDeleteTFS is the only one trying
ReplyDeleteA very good PK...
ReplyDeleteYes! Let's do it! I'm sure you'll all enjoy Zumba!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, what's tomorrow night gonna be like? Thank God I have dinner guests coming over, I won't be able to watch it.
ReplyDeletetomorrow night will be a nightmare
ReplyDeleteZZZZZUMMMMBA!!!! i love the sound of that
Why would they pullPrice? They have had 6 PP already!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewell at least it's over. to Zumba everyone!
ReplyDeletewin one...lose one...win one...lose one...what a fuckin' joke. Someone needs to stab Martin in the cock...now!!!
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx
ReplyDeleteAgreed, there's no way they were scoring 2 goals in 58 seconds. Hell, they can barely score 1 goal in 60 minutes.
Class starts @ 6:30. We should all be hyperventilating by 6:38. Don't forget to drink lots of water!
ReplyDeleteRi,
ReplyDeleteThink I'll pass, orange cheesie vomit wouldn't be pretty.
Man this place emptied quickly. everyone's off to Zumba i guess. see you all tomorrow? (ugh)
ReplyDeletedid they fire the count yet?
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss?
ReplyDeleteRan errands and avoided tuning in, I watched @6:30 opting to be pleasantly surprised.
BOY WAS I PHUCKING WRONG!
What a disaster. 6 phucking pp's and nothing. I remember last year, you had better be damn sure you didn't give us a pp or you were toast.
@the M,
ReplyDeleteI hope Jim Cuddy sings better tonight than he did at the home opener for the Jets.
So...which looks better: Yakupov or Grigorenko?
ReplyDeleteSounded like Bobby Dollas was ready to jump from the press box and slam JMart into the bench.
go you mothersucking habs go!!!!!!
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