Nov 16, 2011

UnsCHackled ~ will CHocula free The System™? ~ Carolina Preview 11/16

Release the boys!
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No Vodkov, No HMCS Gill, No Spacek, No Campoli, No problem? Not so fast. Tonight's D is so young and inexperienced they'd be carded at JimParée. No dance-à-D. Hurricanes (6-9-3) blow into Montréal (7-7-3) to play Eric Cole's Canadiens. Colé is playing well despite being shackled by CHocula's system. Just let them play the game they're great at (and yes that means no PleXXXe on the PP point). Nota bene - nuke the notepad. Juicy puck drop is at 19h00ish. Previews from TSN, RDS, NHL, PUKE.
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Please release GM+JM let them go
For I don't love them anymore
To waste this team would be a sin
Release GM+JM and let me Pants! again

Mr. Molson find a new coaCH ya hear
And add a new GM to get them into gear
Your CHeap CHeese naCHos are warm but your beer is cold
Release GM+JM cuz The System™'s growing mold

For I don't like PleXXXe on the PP point
So release GM+JM and let me Olé again

Please release GM+JM can't you see
You'd be a fool to CHling to them
A season of strife brings a house of pain
So release GM+JM and let me CHeer again
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Even PleXXXe wants tits.
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G Y F H G !

181 comments:

  1. Well, here we go again.

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  2. Right now, JM should give up on The System. With more than half of our experienced D-Men out, I wouldn't play conservative hockey at all, since we can't rely on the D to back it up for an extended period. Take the cue from Faith No More, and Be Agressive!

    GYFHG!!!

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  3. TFS needs more practice on breakaways, run and gun, run and gun.

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  4. Frédéric St-Denis called up from dog pen.

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  5. Its going to be scary like a hurricane.

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  6. Chester2:53 PM

    @ Steve
    Neither played for the Beaners.
    Nuf said

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  7. Alright kids...time to put on our "positive thinking" hats once again. We need to channel this for the Habs tonight! They can win this game...if na lot of shit goes our way...like JM stuck in traffic...someone accidentally deflects a pass and it hits JM - forcing him to miss the game as he is taken to hospital,,,you know - that kind of stuff...

    Let us pray...

    Now Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  8. Cole has been dining with the opponents.
    “Hey, that’s personal,” quipped Cole. “Ok, yeah, I had dinner with a couple of them – I’m sure it’s going to cost me a little bit of extra money on the board tonight for a fine, I’m sure but it’s well worth it; they’re good friends. I always enjoy playing against friends on the ice. It should be a fun game.”
    Do players get fined for this? Hope he did some good recon and brings it home.

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  9. @kmaxx, thinking positive thoughts, sending positive vibes, etc..I'll run out and get some prayer beads.

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  10. I've got some beads CHocula can use.

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  11. I think we should all get some beads for CHocula, he doesn't worry enough.

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  12. Now don't hate me, but I really like Skinner.

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  13. Maybe we'll see some figure skating.

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  14. Im All Shook Up by that parody moe.

    I will pray over some sacramental scotCH for our boys ce soir

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  15. heh @29, (insert a beads comment here).

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  16. Heh. The first thing I do when I get home after work is release les boys. Awesome.

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  17. Mr. natural6:01 PM

    @ moeman Epic tune!

    @Steve, Peter Sellers KILLED me in that role. I own that film and watch it every year or two, it is beyond funny Ha ha ha CHocula! Oh man that's sweet!

    @moey, Nice!

    Now GYMFHGGG! Cole go do that voodoo that you do so well, in the day against Habs of yore but you know ...in reverse.

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  18. GO HABS GO, GO HABS GO, GO HABS GO!!

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  19. ok let's get this over with

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  20. (heh@)29, says "ok let's get this over with" as he struggles unstrapping the bra with ovenmitts. Anticipation is fun.

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  21. Oh Lord hear my prayer. Please please please let us win this game. Amen.

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  22. Mr. natural7:11 PM

    OK, Mr. n has joined all you young'uns in this here innertubes wiresnot technology.

    Actual laptop in the cinema room allowing for very slowly typed comments during game time, an idea whose time has come.

    GYMFGH!

    2006 Chianti Classico, not bad.

    Puck dropped!

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  23. Wednesday night hockey W00t!

    Not so sure how I feel about this one. Hopefully, Colé haunts his old team.

    GYFHG!

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  24. @moe,

    He's had so much scotCH he hasn't figured out that it's a front closure :)

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  25. Mr. natural7:13 PM

    hit the goalie it's allowed

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  26. I just pulled the whole thing downward in frusration

    so Mr n has the CHianti, what's everyone else got? I'm into the Bushmills tonight

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  27. Mr. natural7:15 PM

    Oh PHuck don't show me that

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  28. @Moey, that killed me!

    @29 smoov moov.

    Also, Mcpherson Basilisk Chardonnay 2010, Central Victoria, Australia. (with corn & mussels CHowder).

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  29. Mr. natural7:17 PM

    PHUCK!

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  30. uh oh Lego got a penalty. CHokula sure to bench him for the rest of the game now

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  31. Mr. natural7:20 PM

    hang in there PK

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  32. Squid got his shot back!!!

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  33. SQUID! from PleXXXE!

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  34. Lindeman's Shiraz, South Eastern Australia. Woot! Fuck ya Cammy!

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  35. Mr. natural7:21 PM

    SWEET!!!!!!!!!

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  36. Squid! Beautiful.

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  37. TFS™ with an assist.

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  38. Mr. natural7:23 PM

    how the PHuck do you guys do this? type and watch the game?!

    Again! Shit!!

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  39. Ref Rooney is from boston mASS.

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  40. Mr. n. our hands aren't in our Pants!

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  41. Mr.natural, yeah, I have to run back and forth TV to desktop, desktop to TV.

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  42. I like that it's Aussie vino night on 4HF. I've got a Lindeman's in the rack I may have to open now

    @mr n - the eyes look at the TV, one hand on the keyboard, one hand on the... glass of wine

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  43. Cole's line is looking good ...so far...

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  44. 29 typed 'rack'.

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  45. Mr. N,

    I have the laptop on my lap.

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  46. Mr. natural7:27 PM

    good PK

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  47. people still have desktop computers?

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  48. Mr. n7:29 PM

    My hands are in my pants, the reality is I'm a piss poor typist, very slow and MUST look at keyboard

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  49. @29, Unfortunatley, yes.

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  50. dug around and found me some red wine - Primitivo Italian Red wine - doing the trick...so far

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  51. @29,

    We still have a Betamax upstairs. I thought it was the coolest thing ever, in 1981 that is.

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  52. Mr. n., get Siri. She's fun.

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  53. Mr. natural7:31 PM

    mexicant!! best shift this season, he wasn't on the ice for an opponent's goal

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  54. Kmaxx doin' tricks. What a gang we have here.

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  55. @Moey I spent part of last Sunday going through my precious collection of 200+ VHS cassettes (only about 30% porn) and throwing them out. i was so sad

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  56. Mr. natural7:33 PM

    @moeman..was is Siri? (sorry dudes)

    Holy PHuck!!

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  57. Too many passes.

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  58. Mr. n.

    http://tinyurl.com/3g3oqal

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  59. @Steve - acceptable answer

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  60. Mr. natural7:34 PM

    PHucken Gomez

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  61. BTW, 29, what was the other 'part' of Sunday spent doing? Rewinding? Fast-forwarding? Ejecting?

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  62. @Steve,

    Crap I feel old, back in my day window pane was only 50 cents a hit.

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  63. Mr. natural7:36 PM

    @moeman, thx

    Plz not poor overtaxed Plexxx

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  64. @29,

    Is it a top loader?

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  65. Mr. natural7:37 PM

    there ya go.......control the puck YEAH!!!!!

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  66. Swissed form PleXXXe!

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  67. SWISS MISTER 2.0!!!

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  68. Moey is on fire!

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  69. SMII!!!!

    that all started with PleXXXe's solid play on the point...

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  70. Okay boys, keep attacking and don't sit back FFS!!!!!

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  71. Mr. natural7:39 PM

    is Plexx EVER not on the ice?

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  72. no problem everyone, 2-0 leads are always safe for the Habs!

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  73. Mr. natural7:41 PM

    is it me or did Emelin's pass look gay? NTTAWWT

    Gomer made a pass!

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  74. RDS boys all warmed up about Skins & Fins. I prefer fins on skin.

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  75. 40 more minutes like that please

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  76. Nice first period display of the boys. They were bouncing out there. PFK nearly took an eye out.

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  77. Imagine if that AK46 boob was playing.

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  78. Speaking of Finns, I still hate that Gomer wears 11. He's not deserving. Can't we trade him for Saku?

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  79. This just in: "The Montréal Canadiens have signed forward Brendan Gallagher to a three-year entry level contract."

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  80. @Moey, cross my heart when I say that Anaheim probably thinks Gomehs is just a sagging boob. Saku would perk up the 3rd line. Bonus, he needs little support. Snap!

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  81. Now then...before everyone loses the erections that period caused (apologies Moey - I'm sure you'll have your own form of "excitment" after that) - let's look at a couple of things...Firstly - That PP goal was scored in spite of Plexxe being on the point. JM doesn't get it and it's gonna cost the Habs more shorties if he stays there. SwissmissII scored a beauty - excellent pass but Plexx struggled to get him the puck. He doesn't belong on the PP. Why won't he understand that!

    On the plus side - Yemlin and PFK look very good tonight - that hit by Yemelin towards the end of the period wa a beauty.

    |That is all - back to your respective erections,wine,video tapes etc...

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  82. $1200! Holy shit Steve, you could've bought a Ford Pinto for less.

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  83. no joke my first VHS machine was $1800. but it was top of the line!

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  84. 29, were you able to program the flashing 12:00 clock?

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  85. Who is Brendan Gallagher...or am I missing a joke?

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  86. Same time I bought a NAD amp, and Magneplaner speakers, NAD is my primary AMP for my computer, Mangeplaners are in the closet.

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  87. Kmaxx no he is the next great smurf, and seriously his jr stats are amazing.

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  88. I actually go a great deal on my VHS, I worked for the company who made them. Lasted years and years.

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  89. I loved my Paradigms.

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  90. @Mr. N - You callin' Yemlelin a Mangeplaner? (NTTIAWWT)

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  91. "The rising star ranks first on the Western Hockey League's Vancouver Giants and seventh in the league with 31 points through 18 games this season. He leads the Giants and is fifth in the WHL for goals with 18 and ranks second in the league for powerplay goals with eight.

    A native of Edmonton, Alberta, the 19-year-old Gallagher has recorded 113 goals and 121 assists in 208 games since his junior debut with Vancouver.

    Drafted in the fifth round, 147th overall, by the Canadiens at the 2010 NHL Entry Draft, Gallagher took part in his second training camp with the Canadiens in 2011. He played in five preseason games and recorded one assist, 14 shots on goal and four penalty minutes."

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  92. @Moe @Steve - Thanks - sorry I wasn't thinking back to the pre-season - (note to self: Kmaxx must do better!)

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  93. So somebody must have busted Exo09 tonight - lost his feed during "Hockey 360" but \i found another pretty good RDS link - http://fr.justin.tv/montreal_channel#/w/2081782736

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  94. I love this, we are not playing 40 mins of shutdown, please someone teach Eller how to shoot to score

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  95. get it on net at least gomer

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  96. It's cute how Mex thought he had more of a chance to score than Moen.

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  97. Strong play by Emelin.

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  98. Mr. natural8:10 PM

    PFK!!!!!!

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  99. P F K !!!!!!!!!! muthafucka!

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  100. Yeah|!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3-0

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  101. PFK!!!

    (This is a going a little too well. I'm scared.)

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  102. Kid has a sweet snap shot!

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  103. PFK! And moe, you're right about Gomer, nobody would want him, probably not even the Bulldogs.

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  104. iRiRi, drink a little something.

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  105. Mr. natural8:13 PM

    In the words of the Wolf in Pulp Fiction, "let's not start sucking each others cocks just yet"

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  106. Its ironic that because the defense is so green Chocula can not play the system, but the result is better, I hope its like the time the guy discovered plexiglass because he did not clean the test tubes.

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  107. Mr. natural8:15 PM

    gomah way too much ice time.... but then Plexxxxx can't play 60 mins + OT every game

    @Steve true dat!

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  108. @ Mr Natural, I laughed so hard I could not breath.

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  109. Steve knows, great quote find Mr. n. (and on a desktop to boot!)

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  110. Let's all stay positive.
    KGYMFHG!

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  111. Mr. natural8:22 PM

    Looking good....talk amongst yourselves, how will CHocula kill the buzz in th third/

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  112. Habs have been skating out of their zone quite well tonight. Fuck The System™!

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  113. Well it's refreshing to see a D corps more pathetic than ours. Things are looking up.

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  114. They have not scored yet, but more offense in last min than whole season

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  115. BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUTTIIIIIIFFFFFUUUUULLL!!!!!!

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  116. So PleXXXe might be in a teensy bit of pain. OuCH.

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  117. Spread the scoring around and skate them into the ground.

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  118. Please don't fuck things up in the third.

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  119. @iRiRi, PleXXXe took a weird shot to the back but he's back baby!

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  120. this is fun please repeat for 80 games

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  121. @Ri,

    What happened to Pleky?

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  122. We are all channelling the positive energy very well tonight. Keep it up guys because I will have to leave you for the third. I feel like things are relatively well in hand. Besides - I'm out of wine and it's a school night and it's closing in on 2 am. So keep up the good work, behave and don't make me have to come over there!!

    Now GYFHG!!!

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  123. @Moey, Kakaberle hit him in the back, probably felt a pinch or spasm since he went down into the boards (last game).

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  124. Seems PleXXXE gets hurt every game.

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  125. Be good Kmaxx and remember we are graced by gorgeous gals in here.

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  126. Night Kmaxx, sleep well.

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  127. @juce, when your systematic coach plays you 59 minutes, the odds are you will get banged, up. PleXXXe is a WonderBro.

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  128. If Imay...the whole fuckin' world saw that Plexxe looked injured towards the end of the period...so JM decided that when we get a 4-0 lead it would be a good time to send him out for another shift at the end of the period...kinda says all you need to know about him - it probably says somewhere in the fuckin' notebook - "Put Plexxe on the ice in the last minute of every period - every game no matter what

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  129. Wonder if they'll pull Ward.

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  130. @moeman, absolutley, and JM will continue to run him into the ground.

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  131. GYMFHG
    20 more of the same.

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  132. Mr. natural8:49 PM

    "CHocula" -O- CHocula, where for art though soul and life sucking game plan Chocula"?

    I like this, D in diapers? Use offense instead, works for me.

    4-0 GYMFHG!

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  133. I don't know what child birth is like but from what I've heard, PleXXXe was in so much pain it looked like he was giving birth to a ten-pounder.

    Is this not the 3rd or 4th game in a row where he takes a hit and is in agony on the bench afterwards? Still keeps putting up those points, though!

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  134. I have been thinking, and come to the conclusion, the best defense is a good offense, Chocula think about it for the rest of the season.
    Also never start a land war in Asia, and an Army travels on its stomach,

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  135. @iRiRi, which also explains CHocula's permanent epidural.

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  136. Pleky will be pooped come playoff time. That is of course if we make them.

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  137. @Ri,

    I heard it's like trying to push a piano out of a window. OuCH!

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  138. Mr. natural9:00 PM

    @Steve, LOL

    @moeman epidural, again LOL

    GYFOffensiveHG!

    Nice for TFS if score stays the same...but wings are good too...

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  139. flying fucking frenchman bitches

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  140. Mr. natural9:03 PM

    Good, kill what little momentum they were building, aawwwwwww as I type, shit!

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  141. @moe - Chokula in a hospital gown? *gags*

    @moey - Then again, if PleXXXe doesn't play in every situation, do they even make the playoffs? Also, wow. Adoption is a great option, isn't it?

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  142. Mr. natural9:05 PM

    buzzkill!

    TFS!!!!

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  143. notice how Price is standing up, not flopping at first shot

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  144. Mr. natural9:07 PM

    Is there some kind of penalty quota to fill?

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  145. @Ri,

    Call me old fashioned but I think when trying to push said piano out the window the other half should be handing out cigars in the waiting room.

    Yup, adoption or cats. Both good.

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  146. WE WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!

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  147. Moey meant CHocolate cigars.

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  148. Mr. natural9:12 PM

    @Steve, shit that means CHocula will give him more ice time now....

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  149. I'd like to see Cole plant one in.

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  150. I don't mind a puff of a nice Cuban now and then with a Grand Marnier.

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  151. Mr. natural9:23 PM

    Cubans galore at the Mr. n household, best with scotch or port IMHO. Been smoking those my entire life, as Maxwell Smart would say "...and loving it

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  152. Asshats on TSN just said the "S" word.

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  153. Mr. n,

    When are you having a party? We'll bring our own booze of course.

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  154. Mr. natural9:29 PM

    @Moey, the Mr.n
    n household is reknown for it's gatherings, full bar, scotch of various kinds (25yr HP!!!)18 yr old Rum, wine cellar and two humidors with cigars, some serious chillaxing goes on up here ....

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  155. shutout party at mr n's house!

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  156. Mr. natural9:31 PM

    SHUTOUT!!! Nice game by the good guys!

    Night all

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  157. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
    SHUT-OUT!!!
    TFS was awesome!!!

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  158. un fucking belivieble GYFHG plan the parade

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  159. PFK
    PleXXXe
    Price
    Perfect

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  160. Was it just me, or did some of Cole's shots seem weak?

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  161. @juce, CHocula probaly slipped him an epidural.

    New victory thread for you boobs and boobettes.

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  162. Anonymous6:36 AM

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    (from what I've read) Is that what you're using on your blog?


    Here is my website - xxx-fuck.net

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