Nov 5, 2011

We won't mi$$ you ~ Habs vs. Rangers Preview 11/05

Look over there, its $cott Gomehs.
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Breaking News ~ Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. The Hot!Hot!Hot! Habs head to NYC's refurbed MSG to take on the equally recently efficient Rangers. juice&iRiRi says the puck drops at 7pm-ish. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Looks like Fonzerella missed him some foul-loud-mouth-staypuft Sean Avery. TFS™ be warned. The game is on the regular Saturday night CHannels, RDS being the better CHoice, unless you can stand some bob cold. Plus it'll be a leaf nickelsuckfest on hnic anyways. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Habs have some great looking triple Ds & Tits. Should be a great goalie matCH with the calm, cool and collecting wins TFS™ challenging The King of NY. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. NHL, TSN, RDS, PUKE previews.
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STFU Sean!
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juce's Movember staCHe.
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You've been holding out so long
You've been sleeping all along
$cott we don't miss you

The Goat's hanging on the phone
He's seen dealing all alone
He no want to diss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh GYFHG!

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!

Well, we've been haunted by your play
You haven't been starring in the games
$cott we won't miss you

Lego's been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your fall

When the phone rings
It's just Glen Sather that say,
"Hey, thanks for McDonagh man?

We're gonna come around here at seven
With some 4HF'n girls that are just dyin'
to Pants! you.

I'm gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and 4HFool around
You know, like we used to.

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Oh everybody here waits so long
Oh moeman why you take so long?
We want to comment on! Comment on!

I've been walking Gatineau Park
Singing like a lark
People think I'm crazy

I've been fumbling with my tweets
Shuffling through Scott's sheet
Asking people, "What's the matter with Gomehs?"

Sometimes he just wanna play with himself
Sometimes he just no play

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh GYFHG!

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!

We won't miss you $cott

I guess Gainey was trying to go top shelf
It was just you and no one else
Lord we won't miss you $cott

You've been fucking up my mind
Wasting all my time
No, I won't miss you, Gomehs, yeah

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!
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~ Bend The End ~
G Y F H G !

98 comments:

  1. the BaruCH12:57 PM

    GYFMFHG!!!!!

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  2. @moeman, Now that's the look I was aiming for!

    GYFHG!

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  3. Don't miss me too muCH kids. Shufflin' off to stock up on some wine. See you at game time.

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  4. Great lyrics, moeman!

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  5. Nice one Moeman! Another classIC!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  6. Singing from the same biased blue&white shit-stained song sheet, all hnic'ers agree they love the leaf swagger and cockiness. Bunch of fucking free-loading cockroaches. Also fun(ny) was seeing the stuck pig pj call the cockroach milbury 'coach'. Sick fucks.

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  7. ti-cul6:56 PM

    fucking pukes.

    GYMFHG!

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  8. Moeman - i've given up on HNIC - it's RDS for me from now on - for now at least - the stream is better too! No Cherry, Cole, BJ Cock, - none of them - I know I have to listen to Mario Tremblay and Gaston whatshisname and the rest og them but they are nowhere as annoying as the leaf bunch

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  9. leaf suck

    NOW LET'S DO THIS!
    GYMFHG!

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  10. L Dude7:05 PM

    let's go Habs.

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  11. @Kmaxx, I always watch the game on RDS, but the Antichambre often has pj cock. I usually don't watch, I can't stand bergeron: nordique-loving jerk who never lets any of the panel finish a point.

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  12. @juce - only becaue I've only just discovered AC I find it midly interesting. No time for Bergeron, bj cock ro Tremblay but it is slightly better than listening to the leafbc guys talking about how deep they stucxk their cocks in brian burke's ass just after the game

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  13. Make it 5!

    GYFHG!

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  14. I watCH the game o RDS. I tune into the hnic pre-game to see if the sick fucks stay to their stated 'national mission'. They don't.

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  15. FWIW, I haven't watCHed anti-CH for quite a while. Its all nordicks, all the time with these inferiority-complexed bleus.

    Also, what is it with all this fucking military suckfesting?

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  16. @Kmaxx, you're right, RDS is nothing like the leaf/boston channel.

    GYFHG!

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  17. tim peel = eesh.

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  18. @moeman, I would have thought that leafbc world gives you loads of content for the blog too!

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  19. That too Kmaxx. I'm letting it build up. I'll unload on those fanboys someday soon.

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  20. heh, clean hit, suck it up rangers.

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  21. ... and CHocula with hands in pockets ...

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  22. FUCKING biased refs.

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  23. heh, couple minutes in and the fucking refs have lost all sense of control. Interference?

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  24. That was a legal hit

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  25. STFU Fonzie, you just won the ref lottery.

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  26. FUCKING REFS COST US!

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  27. Just forfeit the game, or win 6-5.

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  28. I should have made myself more clearer:

    MAKE IT 5 WINS IN A ROW. Not 5 calls against the Habs in the first period alone.

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  29. heh, touCH a ranger and the refs rush in. Fucking wusses.

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  30. *Just clearer, not "more clearer".

    They're still in this, right?!

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  31. @iRiRi, yup, Habs are still playing hard but you can see the rangers players know they can do what they want.

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  32. If they can stay out of the box they will be fine. Rangers are only playing with 5 D men now so they will fuck up eventually...

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  33. Nice job refs, go blow each other.

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  34. that was fuckin' ugly...but I think that this can be salvaged - the Rangers don't look that good and they are weak in their own end...now if the Habs could just stay out of the box and get into the end...3 shot on goal isn't going to win them shit.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  35. el BaruCH7:58 PM

    fuck the refs. fuck the nhl... can't even watch the game, Have to listen on fucking TSN 990... since when did they colonize Habs radio? Fucking John Bartlett is the voice of the Habs? He's a fucken Leaf fan cheering when NY scores... fuck you you sick careerist ROC fuck! GYFMFHG!!!!!!

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  36. Listening to Tremblay defend Boudreau when Ovie called him a fat fuck - talk about irony! Saint Patrick probably called him a stupid cocksucking dickhead who couldn't coach an alcoholic into a pub...so it's little wonder he stuck up for Boudreau...

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  37. We can still do this, a little (lot) discipline and some shots at the net will get us there - if the fucking refs stop fucking holding us down.

    NOW GYFHG!

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  38. Just like that!!!!!! yeah, baby.

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  39. @moe -It's not easy to play hard when you have to play a whole period short-handed. Even Torts had that smug look on his face.

    PATCHES!!!

    REGROUP, BOYS!!!

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  40. PatCHes! Fuck you refs!!!

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  41. el BaruCH8:15 PM

    patCHes!!!!

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  42. ... and just like that, fuck you refs!!!

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  43. No, we said stay OUT of the box.

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  44. the Maritimer8:16 PM

    Goat needs to channel some Burka and unload a few of the stiffs on this team. If he could get something for a 4.5 million waste of cap space that Jason Blake was, then surely the fuck Goat can get something back for the Mexicant. I hear Columbus may be looking to deal and as I type this MaxPac scores.

    What do I know? Nothing.

    Fuck you Fonzie.

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  45. Proving you can score on very few shots the broons (with a pre-loaded pro-leaf refs-from-toronto game) have 3 goals on 9 shots.

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  46. About time the fucking refs penalize a Hab.

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  47. It's about fucking time we get the pp, score with it.

    GYMFHG!

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  48. the Maritimer8:32 PM

    Well, pinch me.

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  49. Well, well, well. Wouldn't you know, it IS possible to give out penalties to the Rangers after all!

    Better score here, Habs, cause it's probably the only PP time you'll see

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  50. Tits! 3-2. Eat it Fonz.

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  51. YES, and another pp, go scor again.
    GYFHG

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  52. BREAKING: Seguin just scored a hat trick at the ACC. So there's that.

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  53. SOGs aren't as titled either.

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  54. the Maritimer8:50 PM

    Fuckin' Chokula. It's all his fault.

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  55. A better period - but the Habs have to stay out of the box.

    These fuckin' rangers can be beaten - their defence is shaky and I'm not rating the goalie.

    Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  56. Exo09 is showing UFC fight during the intermission...interesting...

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  57. the Maritimer9:04 PM

    Hey moeman, is that a Kardashian in the lead picture?

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  58. @ the M., nope. Doubt I'll ever post a pic of any of the trashy K sisters. Maybe bruce jenner though, cuz he's a freak.

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  59. Bs are kicking the shit out of hnic's team. 7 goals on 19 shots. leafers will really want Gio's head for his clean hit on reimerousoptimussupercalafrajahluvsya.

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  60. Don't be looking for ref gimmees Habs. Ice seems thicker than rice pudding.

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  61. the Maritimer9:23 PM

    I thought the b's were the darlings of hnic?
    What with all the alumni there.

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  62. hnic sucks Bs when leaf are wilted.

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  63. Black man down and penalized. Nice lynCH job refs.

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  64. Geoff, yeah you, Mr. Molson. Eat the $25K (that's what 3 Bell Centre beers?) and tell your GM to rip bettman's fucking biased refs, in public. Have CHocula sing 'Tim Peel me a grape' Sinatra-style. Fuckers.

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  65. Wow, this Cole character is pretty good at this hockey thing.

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  66. Anyone else think tim peel goes to his hotel room, calls room service for some microwaved TenderFlake and pounds himself silly tonight? Fucking asshole Habs hater.

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  67. Welcome (back) ezzeloharr!

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  68. Thanks moeman, this whole being in Japan thing makes it tough to watch/comment on the game sometimes...

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  69. the BaruCH9:39 PM

    giant!!!!!

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  70. Be proud of the ref tainted win rangers.

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  71. And the refs win the game!

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  72. ah fuck it...what was the penalty totals - NY8-Habs1 - bullshit - and NY is a shit place to play hockey in - bullshit all 'round. At least you lot get an extra hour to drink it off tonight. I had mine last weekend!

    Brad Richards 1st star - fuck off! Cole played his ass off tonight.

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  73. the Maritimer9:49 PM

    Oh well, not going to win 82, but holy fuck was little Napoleon in the audience tonight and demanding a New York victory?

    I've never seen a penalty given for giving a goalie a snow shower.

    I hope Larry Brooks tears Fonzie a new one at the post game.

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  74. No matter, they come to OUR house on the 19th and we'll get 'em then.

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  75. Thanks for everything tonight Moeman. Enjoy the extra hour.

    GYFHG!!

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  76. Thx Kmaxx and 4hF kidz. An extra hour, more wine!

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  77. Good luck Smokin' Joe Frazier.

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  78. Hey refs, you suck.

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  79. Talk about a classless and crass organization;

    "Despite attempts to whip up some enthusiasm for the Leafs’ surge — a pre-game scoreboard countdown of teams from 15th to first — there seemed to be apprehension at the Air Canada Centre."

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  80. Mr. natural7:49 AM

    Oh man, a little ruff this AM.

    Hard to see the game at Brutopia too many people standing, screaming, drinking etc. (PHuck that Shane Murphy is awesome) but the only thing relating to the refereeing penalty calling practice session they advertized as a hockey game last night I will comment on here is the last penalty on PK, WTF was that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! an NHL first.., was it that they had to give us a baker's dozen and time was running out?

    That actually looked like a fix, ref got the call "kill the surge hit them with any penalty now" and bonehead calls THAT on national TV?

    Disgraceful!

    That is all.

    Mr. n

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  81. It wernt nothing

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  82. How can we ever win the Cup when the refs keep calling imagined illegal plays against the Habs?
    We've seen how the goons got the Cup because of many calls by biased refs and no penalties called when there was clearly a reason to do so.
    Who the hell is policing the refs? Is there even such a thing? Where can we find justice?

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  83. It's ok. Much like death and taxes, we all know Tim Peel makes Koharski look like a competent ref. (All 3 of them).

    In other news, wow Als...maybe y'all should have missed the plane together.

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  84. Even 56 minutes later, head coach Jacques Martin was still trying to sort out the details of the play.

    “I didn’t understand the call on the 5-on-3. I thought it should’ve been even – they should’ve gotten an instigator,” admitted Martin, whose team also capitalized on a two-man advantage in the game. “But the bottom line is we took too many penalties and it cost us. It’s hard to win a hockey game when you’re in the penalty box.”


    No shit Coach Obvious! But you know, maybe if you opened your mouth instead of benching Blunden at the time, they might have realized "oh right...instigator...we can give that to people other than Ryan White when he comes in to stand up to an actual dirty hit..."

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