I've never liked wayne gretzky. Back when he played, I labelled him waynEgo. Skilled, sure. Scoring machine, sure (so many lame 80s-90s goalies padded his totals). Media-savvy, you bet. The Anglo media ate this guy up whilst the best hockey player ever, Mario Lemieux, just kept on proving game in, game out to be the supremely marvellous one. Was he a whiner, sure fucking right, skinny POS needed 'protection'. Bad coach? Ask BGL. Crybaby? heh. Loved him in 1993 though and ain't it the shit to see dumbass leaf fans still yipping that they would have beaten triple-Conn Smythe winner Patrick Roy and his Cup-winning Canadiens crew. Those 80s Oilers were built by the draft. Lookee here its the 2010s and its the same thing going forward. Good on them. Jealous? A tad. Seem like a bunch of great (8-3-2) kids. Bonus, a drunk as a goalie just like in the 80s. Me, I love speed, skating and scoring. Especially scoring. Score you fucking (5-6-2) Habs! Speaking of scoring in Edmonton, the 'city of champions' is a truly ugly city (and don't even ask me about the strip clubs) but you know who isn't ugly, wayne's wife was kinda cute and well, he did spawn a great looking daughter (who can't sing). Previews from NHL, RDS, TSN.
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leaf fan was all right for a while, leaf fan could smile for a while
But leaf fan saw Wayne that last game, he made them so uptight
As he clipped Dougie's doo, oh fucking nooooooo
Oh, Kerry you missed 99 ringing 93s bell, you can go straight to fucking hell
Since then leaf fans' been crying over Wayne, crying over Kerry
What you did, was so wrong
Left leaf nation crying all alone
Alone and crying, crying, crying, crying
It's hard to get a grip but the sight of your helmet hair
Starts leaf fan crying
Fraser, I thought that I was over you
But it's true, so true
I love you even more than I did before
Thank you, from the red, white and blue
For you didn't love leaf and they'll always be
Crying over you Wayne, crying over you Kerry
Yes, now you're both gone and from this moment on
I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying
Yeah, crying, crying over fucking tim peel
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Merci Paulina.
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Don't cry 4HFers, Paulina says moeman
isn't being shipped to Barbados just yet.
So keep your sticks and stones down until game time
and help him load up the Bajan boat.
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Have fun with Spice and Co.
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Hey coaCH, give The System™ some freedom.
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29's Movember staCHe.
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R.I.P. Smokin' Joe.
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rum&juce&iRieRie say the puck sets at 7h30ish.
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~ The End ~
G Y F H G !
Go Habs Go!
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Yes I am fucking jealous, since 2006 they have done this, we
ReplyDeletePIT, WAS, EDM, CHI, BOS (via burke the buffoon) all did the skank and/or tank to draft rank.
ReplyDeleteChokula won't have a fucking clue how to stop a fast skilled team like the Oilers. No Montreal forward will be allowed to skate past the Oiler blue line to forecheck if the Oiler's d has the puck.
ReplyDeleteI only hope the two Randy's can lead a Mutiny on the BenCH and make Shit For Brains walk the plank.
R.I.P. Smokin' Joe Frazier my favourite heavy weight growing up. I just wish he could have kicked the crap out of loudmouth Ali one more time.
Let's hope we get sane refs tonight.
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Typical AK46 luck: starts scoring goals, gets hurt. FUUUUUUUUUddle.
ReplyDeleteAt the very least for the first time since it was constructed the Bell Center might see fire on ice.
ReplyDeleteThe other day my buddy was telling me that he was friends with tim peel cause they're both from new brunswick. We're no longer friends. meh
ReplyDeleteDamn New Brunswickers.
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ReplyDeleteHabs get peeled.
ReplyDeleteIn full effect, the Jacques Strap System™, aka JaSS.
ReplyDeleteHabs would hit the post on the broad side of a barn.
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2nd, now GYFHG!
ReplyDeletePass, pass, pass, pass, shoot. More shooting, less passing.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Heavy D
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm finally home! Let the scoring commence!
ReplyDeleteDon't mind me. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteA shorty? Really?
ReplyDeleteShow of hands. Who thinks Plekanec should never play defense on pk ever ever again?
ReplyDeleteShow of hands. Who thinks Darche should never play offence on PP ever ever again?
ReplyDeleteThey're playing like it's ok, let's all just fall to the bottom of the League, lalala...
ReplyDeleteOh look more shorthanded chances. Fun!
Oilers will probably take more penalties just for the hell of it.
Nothing insults me more than when the opponents score on us short-handed!
ReplyDeleteCome on and GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing insults me more than when the Habs can't score even-handed!
ReplyDeleteCome on and GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG a 2 many men penalty by somebody other than Habs!
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss? We're down again? Fack!
ReplyDeleteMoey!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf the slap wasn't being bitched out of the leaf, I'd be truly sad and maybe wayne cry.
ReplyDelete@moe, my last night of vacay. I wanna cry & the Habs lose again. You're off to Barbados soon? I could stay here forever.
ReplyDeleteJail. It changes people.
ReplyDelete@ moeman
ReplyDelete"If the slap wasn't being bitched out of the leaf, I'd be truly sad and maybe wayne cry."
I've had a lotta rum n brandy n lemoncello.
Can you splain that one?
When you get back in there, SCORE FFS!
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ReplyDeletehabibulin; who knew that a month in an Arizona jail would pay off so well
ReplyDeleteMan, we got nothing...ugh. Being stoned by a 67 year old goalie...
ReplyDeleteOh. The game isn't over, but we're still losing GYFHG!!
ReplyDeleteYes Moey...an exciting 1-0 game!
ReplyDeleteThe way things are going, next Oilers shot goes in...
ReplyDeleteMoey, slight delay, work-related, leaving on the 24th.
ReplyDeleteSHF, seeing the lead getting slapped slightly tempers this can't score Habs game.
Who do the Habs have to fuck to get a break, FFS?
ReplyDelete@SHF...no one, we just have to bend over a little more!
ReplyDeletePlexxxe looks disinterested...
ReplyDeleteand there you have it...next shot goes in...
PatCHes!
ReplyDeletePATCHES!
ReplyDeleteOh, Patches.
ReplyDelete10 seconds too late?
I want PFK to net one à la Bobby Orr...
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ReplyDeleteOr is it because Big Tits wasn't there?
ReplyDeleteThe highlight of this was paulina gretzky's cleavage, so thanks moe!
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Gonna get worse, the mexicant is getting well and will be playing again soon.
ReplyDeleteThey should be forced to play a whole 60 minutes without a goalie. That 40 minutes of warmup pisses me off.
ReplyDeletehow good would mcdonagh look on this team? What a ridiculous trade
ReplyDeletea similar spell of the 'houle' years is establishing itself.
ReplyDeleteI blame myself for watching TSN Montreal instead of RDS. These Oily rookies were ripe for the picking but somebody (of the Plexxual persuasion) hadda go and give up a shg on the pk.He will rue this day when 2 points are req'd to make playoffs in spring.
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