Dec 9, 2011

Even the losers, get lucky sometimes ~ Sexy Friday

Mama Mia!
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Wooden racket?
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29's zen habit.
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Is lovingly contagious.
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I miss the sand Bar at the beach.
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ml$e sold & bought
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Did you know Rhianna is Bajan?
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Don't watch the Three Stooges trailer, it sucks.
Why Kate? Why?
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Oh yeah, the Habs found another way to lose, again.
Time to look in the mirror.
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F F S G Y F H G !

77 comments:

  1. Big story of the day is the Leaf being sold to two big corporations supposedly in competition. A nameless faceless bloodless inhuman situation in Toronto. Mr Molson time to weigh in.

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  2. Will BCE be forced to sell their 18% of the Canadiens?

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  3. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Fuck.

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  4. Hadulf10:14 AM

    Word on the street is that buttman may be seeking an expansion. 32 team league.

    Would make sense, in perspective, with this realignment of conferences. It would balance out the uneven 7 team conferences...

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  5. As stated by @31:
    Fuck JM. Absolute prick. Throws the kids under the bus. Throws his goalie under the bus. But nope, no, he's neeeever the problem. Gutless puke. What he said after the game is absolute grounds for getting fired.

    Way to build team confidence JM you fucking prick asshole. Never mind that 2 of your "young" D (Diaz & St.Denis) scored, what the fuck did you do???? Veterans couldn't even score on the shootout, certainly can't blame TFS, he can't always be the whole team.

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  7. Nice job with the breaking news Haduff!

    Good job distracting the Habs world from the real problems Goat!

    Awesome job with Sexy Friday moe!

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  8. Geoff, wake the fuck up!

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  9. Guess that's why Frédéric St-Denis sent back to Hamilton.

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  10. Hadulf11:53 AM

    Aside from all this diversion stuff...I was thinking.

    How were we, as fans, able to boo out of town a homegrown product such as The Breezer (rightfully or wrongfully so, not important) but we don't have the fucking guts to boo out of town the fucking mexican't?

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  11. I would be happier to keep Spacek.

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  12. Hadulf11:56 AM

    @juce - its irrelevant to the team. Kaberle/Spacek, same thing.

    Like 29 said, the hand is quicker than the eye, sort of.

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  13. Also from NHK.com
    http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=605642

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  14. Hurricanes GM Jim Rutherford said last week that he was not happy with Kaberle's play and if he continued down his current path he wouldn't be with the club for much longer. Rutherford found a partner in Canadiens GM Pierre Gauthier, who has acquired a player in Kaberle that has no goals, 9 assists and a minus-12 rating in 29 games.
    Why the fuck would we want him??

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  15. First the Habs fire an assistant coach when things are not going wrong. Things are not going well once again so what do they do? They trade a +2 D man for a -9 D man, who, I might add, was a shit D man for the leaf and a slightly less shit D man for the broons - and obviously doesn't appear to be any better during his time with Carolina. Anyone know what the cap hit on this move is?

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  16. Hadulf12:13 PM

    But Kmaxx, Kaberle will bloom under the Habs' Powerhouse PP...

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  17. Hadulf12:14 PM

    FUCK ME :

    4,25 millions $ US pour encore deux saisons après celle en cours.

    4.25M$ For 2 more fucking years!!!

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  18. Get to the root of the problem, fire JM already.

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  19. Id've preferred Muller for CHocula.

    Mr. Molson wake the fuck up!

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  20. Boycott Molson beer products.

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  21. So they've replaced a 3.8M cap hit with a 4.25M cap hit, added 0 goals and gone from a +2 to a -9 - Fuck me - I need a job - can I apply for the Goat's job? I can do deals like that all day long! Saturday's matinee is going to be scary

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  22. Just look at it this way: Boston's horrible PP record in last year's playoffs? We might now be able to beat THAT!!!!!!!!

    Talk about a bandaid trade... Silly me. Thought I would be waking up to a "JM FIRED" headline.

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  23. @Hadulf - does this amazing aquisition mean that Plexxee sees no more time on the Point during the PP? I'll bet you it doesn't! Just wait and see...

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  24. Kmaxx, don't worry, Kaberle will save us.

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  25. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Fuck.

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  26. BTW - Moeman - Excellent effort on the SF today!! Let's try keep this place positive.

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  27. Moeman, thanks also on behalf of lady 4HFers.

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  28. Holy Fuck Batmann, Blue and white disease carried by the softest player in the NHL. If they could build a rink without corners he would be a great defenseman.

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  29. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Are we going for the lottery picks for the next 3 years or what?

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  30. Anonymous12:34 PM

    TOMAS KABERLE?!!!!!! WTF?!

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  31. Its going to be a great contest to see who can skate and carry the puck the most without having any effect. I say the Mexicant can still win.

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  32. Just think the Bruins gave away a top prospect and a first rounder for him last year. Maybe they would like him back. Maybe goat is going to trade him to a playoff bound team for a draft pick?

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  33. Hadulf12:52 PM

    @Steve (don't shoot me but...) - PFK's been pretty good at that game lately!

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  34. Anonymous1:04 PM

    You know, Hamerlik on a 2 year deal looks real good right now.

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  35. @Hadulf, I have been calling PFK a broken stallion for weeks. Choucula has sucked the life out of his game.

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  36. Geoff, someone in your family still have Scotty Bowman's number?

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  37. Beam Scotty back.

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  38. Christ! Now we need a nickname for Kaberle and all I can think of is...fuckin'useless leaf c**t...

    So welcome to the Habs FULC! Your new coach is going to love you. You'll get 25 minutes a game and no one will expect you to score any goals, so any you get will be a bonus. Your superior skills and dedication to the game will be praised at the press conferences. Nothing, absolutley nothing will ever be said about your lack of scoring or touch around the net. And if you get caushgt out of position a couple times, and give up a shorty - don't worry - the coach sees that as a "learning curve" that you are mastering. In the imortal words of the Prime Minister...Been Venue a Montreal!

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  41. Never has a player been welcomed with such enthusiasm.

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  42. L Dude Can't sign in at Work3:15 PM

    You know, I went to bed angry after last night's debacle. I woke up still pissed off. In my heart, I think "it's only a game" but I can't help the love-hate relationship I have with this team. I started my day thinking I've had enough. I won't stop watching, but I'll stop going out of my way to watch every fucking game. Then this news comes.

    My first thought. WTF is wrong with the Goat?! My second thought. I'm gonna miss those Spacek interviews. My third thought. We are now Jaroless. Finally I thought, you know what. Fuck it. I'm going to give Kabs a shot. 3 games to win a piece of my HabHeart. Maybe, just maybe, he'll shock the fuck out of all of us and become an offensive powerhouse. And not just on the PP like the entire fucking webiverse seems to agree on. So, fuck it. C'mon Kaberle, prove everybody wrong. Be our new hero. Let me annoint you KABOLÉ!!!

    WV: Woohoo! It's almost quatin time!

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  43. You know why Boston paid so much for Kantberle, cause Boston felt so bad about the Kessel trade. So the Canes felt so bad about getting Captain Kirk, they thought they should make a gesture.

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  44. L dude etc...3:27 PM

    Staying positive. Go KHABOLÉ!

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  45. Heard it on the Team 990 driving home at lunchtime. First reaction "KABERLE"??? Almost hit the guy in front of me. But let's give the poor fucker a chance to put on his skates and see what he can do for us. The PP can't be any worse, can it? *deep breaths*

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  47. Agree with LD & Moey, give ToK a chance.

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  48. Hadulf4:00 PM

    KaKa...I'm going with that!

    And if he does end up being a scorer...we can call him KaKaBOOM!

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  49. Anonymous4:06 PM

    wow, just when i think the habs can't get any worse, they acquire doughberle. and his nickname, for the record, should be haberle.

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  50. My first reaction was largely based on his woeful performances with the B's. But if I cast my mind back he was pretty decent with the leaf. He's wearing the CH now so the least we can do is get behind him. Well at least until his first fuck-up.

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  51. Mr. natural5:07 PM

    I agree with Hadulf, 6 of one, half dozen of the other, not a piece of the puzzle, not an impact acquisition...meh.

    Now let's all stick our heads in the sand and repeat "it's all going to be OK, it's all goiung to be OK, it's all going to be OK".

    Another BRILLIANT strategic move by Habs brainthrust, oh ye of little faith, doubters be damned this is it, first fire PP now acquire Kantberle, problems solved, plan the parade.

    I would laugh if it wasn't so depressing...

    FIRE THE PHUCKIN'COACH FOR PHUCKSAKE!!!

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  52. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Kaberle Sauvignon......this is not a grand cru non non non
    In case you are wondering, those are the times to use terms like "tabarnak" and "calice".

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  53. Mr. natural5:37 PM

    Calice de tabarbac d'hostie calvair de christ

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  54. Thx Jaro for being a good team guy.

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  55. Thank you and sorry on behalf of your fans and your former pathetic, sorry-ass coach, see you at puck drop on Feb 13. (but expect no mercy)

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  56. the Maritimer6:35 PM

    Kaberle? Sticks fingers down throat.

    Holy Fuck! Laff fans couldn't wait for Blowhard to trade his ass out of town and now the Goat trades for him???? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    It's official, we're fucking lottery bound!

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  57. so what'd i miss today?

    1. props to moe for the Tom Petty ref headline. no one mentioned it, but i feel it's important, especially considering my Gainesville FL connection

    2. props to 5:08 anon for "Kaberle Sauvignon". i enjoyed that.

    3. props to all of you for amusing me today

    4. props to me for being able to type while Friday 5 à 7 (ok you got me, 4 à 7) drunk

    that is all.

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  58. man did you guys know that Tomas has some whacky accents in his name? A accent egu? wtf is that? and that thing over the s is beyond weird. I'm happy I don't blog any more, that shit don't show up on my keyboard

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  59. Props to 29's 4. props.

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  60. the Maritimer7:11 PM

    I still can't believe it. Molson or Gainey or Gauthier or someone has lost their fucking marbles. If they think this move is going to jump start this team, they're nuts.

    Someone at H/IO nailed it when they said Montreal are collecting more toxic assets than TARP. I am officially on the tank bandwagon. I hope they are fucking buried in the standings come February and someone other than the fucking moron running this team can unload this latest pile of crap along with Gomereaha, rancid fishbait Squid and anybody else other than 31, 76 and 67.

    Fuck this shit, I'm gettin' drunk and goin' to bed. Yes I'm pissed! FUCK!!

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  61. bell+rogers+all their leaf sucking mediots, here is your bowl of leaf shit, eat it. What a pile of ignorant and arrogant bags of CotU douche.

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  62. It is fucking hilarious to hear owned leaf mouthpieces stating that they will continue to be objective in regards to sucking leaf cock on live national tv. Methinks hnic's crew has been provided with lots of KY for future broadcasts (cherry excluded because he drips at the sound of domi's name).

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  63. Look on the bright side of the Kaberle trade: At least Goat didn't give up a good young prospect and a draft pick for AK46's favourite pylon...

    So long as his partner covers up for his pylonic ways, it won't be so bad. Sadly, I don't think he's as funny as Spacek.

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  65. Trying to get on the positive side, at least Spacek will reunited will Capt. Kirk and away from CHocula.

    So long Spacek, you will be missed.

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  66. Campoli cleared to play but not announced if he will play today.

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