Dec 1, 2011

F*ck this sh*t I'm outta here - Sharks preview and open thred


This team fucking sucks, and I will not waste any more of my valuable time covering them. I QUIT. Me and my new Dutch friend Doutzen are just gonna chill out for a while here on the couch, smoke a few bowls and watch the world go by. The rest of you suckers can stay awake til 1 AM watching a piece of shit disinterested team with a coach who just refuses to get fired.

What's that you say? I'm just a temp around here and moeman is scheduled to come back tomorrow anyway? Alrighty then. Thx moe for letting me slip back into my old shoes for the week. Hope the Barbadian rum and asses were awesome.

Puck drops 10:30ish EST.

115 comments:

  1. That's the fighting spirit 29! You do us proud - thanks btw for clearing up the time zone thing for Mr. N.

    I had a bad feeling about last night's game and it's not much better for tonight in SJ. We've all said it before - do the same thing game in game out - don't expect different results. From what I gather, now the problem has escalated insofar as the players have stopped playing for JM - when the room goes, the coach has to follow...but this is Montreal - so I'm afraid I don't see it happening soon...

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  2. Passion fruit smoothies and clothing optional beaches make everything better. Three more days. FUCK!

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  3. Can't even score on the PP. Habs had 7 (count 'em 7) and couldn't make one count. Thank goodness they're strong on the PK.

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  4. moeman!!!!!!
    Enjoy and by the by, you left the store in good hands.

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  6. Is it not obvious, the new coach of the Montreal Canadians, Randy Carlyle.

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  7. Hadulf9:05 AM

    When they made it 2-1, I tuned out.

    Come on, Habs, trailing by a goal, they will NEVER catch up using The System. I knew they were cooked.

    I was listening to local radio this morning (Gatineau/Ottawa region) and here they cover both the Habs and the Sens. Guy was saying that he absolutely loved to watch the Sens and Jets play cause it was nice hockey, up and down, odd man rushes, tense PP, intense PK etc...Then he tuned in the Habs...SNOOZE FEST. Boring dump-in hockey. And when they try to enter the offensive zone WITH the puck, they lose it and its a turnover...

    Now, that may have been a biased opinion from him since a) the habs suck lately, b) the sens are in a better position in the east/northeast, c) the habs played at 10h00ish EST so it was late, maybe the guy was tired so it seemed to be a snoozfest. I'm inclined to go with a and b. Cause I wasn't tired and IT WAS a fucking snooze fest!

    Man I hope The Goat jumps on the fire the coach band wagon...More than likely though, we'll trade our 2 next 1st rounders and PFK for Selanne and S.Koivu and a 7th rounder...

    FUCK THE SYSTEM

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  8. Hadulf9:06 AM

    @Steve, please don't torture us like that, we are your "friends".

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  9. @Hadulf I was only joking, no I was'nt, well in truth lawyers have saved me from myself buying a Porsche.

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  10. Hadulf9:44 AM

    @Steve, the lawyers did you a favor. Cause in time, Mrs Steve (or Mr Steve - NTTAWWT) would have a Porsche with the plate reading "WAS HIS"...

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  12. I say we call LLB Lebrow.

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  13. Congrats to Lego on his 100th game with the Habs, hoping for a 100 more.

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  14. I have not seen any evidence he has earned a nickname yet. Look at all the work I did on Horsecock, and he never played a single game.

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  15. 100 games and 26 points, obviously I am a fan but he is off to a slow start, I blame Chocula.

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  16. I blame Chocula for everything. Fire his ass already.

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  17. Chester1:26 PM

    I'm getting tired of this.
    Seriously, talk about a disinterested team. I don't think Squid gives a half a shit anymore. He doesn't even go into the corners. I can't remember when PleXXX last scored. It's becoming very clear that a change is needed. At least before Gainey could decend and take over, but The Goat isn't up to that challenge... HEY!! I'll betcha Bucket Mouth Tremblay is available.

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  18. Anonymous1:44 PM

    What about hiring Paul Maurice? Does he speak french? Then maybe trade for a Staal (Eric or Jordan.)

    To think we could have had Guy Boucher and/or Kirk Muller behind the bench.

    Hopefully a shot of Vodkov will help, at least the PP.

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  20. Chester2:19 PM

    We are beige, at our best we can almost beat the good teams. We strive for middle mediocrity. We were suppose to be an improvement over last year, we traded for The Cole. I think we lack imagination, motivation. We are a reflection of that bland boring unemotional dangley eard lump behind the bench. Xmas is coming and with it a shitload of Ontario family and you can just fucking imagine what they are gonna want to talk about ... Jebus. I'm gonna have an entire fucking house full of slobbering blabbering Leave fans eating my food drinking my booze and pissing on Les Glorieux .... my son will decapitate at least one just to calm himself .... I better start boiling some oil ...

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  21. I am not fucking kidding, in my neighborhood the leaf playoff flags are already sticking to the side window everywhere. A Harper majority, the leaf competitive maybe the Mayans were correct.

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  23. Chester3:22 PM

    We already have Nascar and Billy Graham is in the hospital ... the end is near ...

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  24. People of this universe please help me get home. I have somehow traveled to your universe, so many things are fucked up here its unbelievable, but the Leaf winning and the Habs totally sucking, its the last straw.

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  25. Chester3:28 PM

    Do you still have your towel?

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  26. Little Kid to Dad "how come the red team does not get to shoot on net"
    Dad " its the undead son"

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  28. Chester3:47 PM

    Olivia is hot. She can share my universe anytime. Maybe there should be one in the locker room. Prob more effective than Kurt.

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  30. Mr. natural5:57 PM

    Thank God for all you goofy bastards or I would lose my mind.

    The Habs were realistically mathematically eliminated from a playoff spot after 25 games, you can't fire the entire team so you fire the coach.

    Cementhead hasn't changed a PHucking thing!!???
    Does he believe that God will intervene and magically the game in game out application of the same old shitstem will suddenly start producing a potful of wins and points?

    WTF is management thinking?

    I find it so difficult that if not for the gallows humour I would lose my PHuckin' shit.

    Keep up the good work 29 and I look forward to having moeman back, just one more thing, is Steve allowed to walk around in gen pop?

    Does he live in Montreal?

    Should we chip in an get one of those court ordered anklets for him?

    CHEERS!

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  31. Between Markov's knees, Gomez' anchor of a contract, that god awful PP, the forwards' complete lack of finish and Chokula's boring-ass-makes-you-wanna-pull-your-hair-out system and bench management, this team is in shambles. And don't get me started on the fact that they refuse to hire the best available, instead opting to hire the best person who's able to tell us "Markov n'est pas prêt à retourner au jeu" even though they don't even have the courtesy to tell us where he is. Seriously, where the fuck is Markov?

    *takes deep breath*

    See you all @ 10:30!

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  32. the Maritimer6:48 PM

    The half way finale for The Walking Dead was fucking awesome. When all the walkers came out of the barn they looked just like.....the Habs!!
    Chocula deserves the same fate.

    @29, tell us how you really feel.

    Not losing any sleep over this sad sack outfit. Literally. Let me know when JM is canned.

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  35. Im not doing this aqain, I meant Mr Natural

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  37. CAREY PRICE EARNS MOLSON CUP HONOR FOR NOVEMBER

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  38. Fuck this shit, and if a French speaking coach is more important than a Stanley Cup it's time to start rooting for a new team. The Penguins will do quite nicely, thank you very much.

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  39. Thinking optimistically, maybe they'll fire JM's ass once he gets back to the Bell Centre, they're just doing the old switcheroo whilst he's away so as not to raise suspicion.

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  40. Carey Price earns Molson Cup for November.

    Carey Price also very likely going to throw the Molson Cup at his coach hoping to get some emotion out of him.

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  41. @31, Or the next fucking ref who doesn't blow the whistle.

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  42. Mr. M just made a good comment during my rant. He said speaking french is more important than the economy and you're complaining about a hockey team.

    Point taken. I'll just go back to sulking.

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  43. Hadulf8:12 PM

    So, who (in the Eastern time zone) is staying up for this game?

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  44. Hadulf8:14 PM

    Also, what's up with J.T. actually suggesting that Markov's first name is NOT Jesus? WTF J.T. We all know he's Jesus...You're just in denial that Jesus is a Ruskie...

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  45. matt - ftc8:20 PM

    wake me when pg and jm are fired.

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  46. Mr. natural8:28 PM

    I can't stay up and torture myself again, not two nights in row and certainly not for an exhibition on lack of effort of that magnitude.

    I fear that Price, PK , Patches will not bother to stick around an organization that is dealing with a meltdown of near epic porportions by putting it's collective head in the sand.

    Price will hold the cup high one day but it wont be in Montreal.

    *sigh*.

    I gotta snap out of this funk....

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  47. I'll be watching the game and doing the occaisional sprint from tv to desktop.

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  48. @Hadulf - *hands up* What can I say? I'm a masoCHist.

    Hey, maybe they'll collect 3 losses in Cali and JM will come home to a pink slip!

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  49. I'll watch half an hour, just enough to put me to sleep.

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  50. I just got home. What'd I miss? Are we losing yet?

    Oh the game hasn't started? Are we losing yet?

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  51. C'mon and GYFHG!

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  52. I'm watching some stupid college football game on The Score. On the bottom of the screen they're flashing stats related to the hockey games tonight. I see "T Plekanec - 1 goal in his last 14 games". Alrighty then.

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  53. Alright let's do this thing!

    juce what was the countdown on the PP futility record? we need 7 more to catch the Bs? so close!

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  54. puck drop. GYFHG!!!!! you can do it!!!

    /last positive comment of the night im sure

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  55. Dave Stubbs tweets: "Don Meehan, agent of #Habs Markov, tells @985Sports he's tired of handling team's PR"

    SHAMBLES, I TELL YOU!

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  56. iRiRi in da house!

    shambles is right

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  57. @29 yes, I think 7 to match broons 30 dry spell.

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  58. well we're not losing. and no wasted PPs over 10 minutes. progress!

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  59. Squid!!!

    nice tip. still can't shoot

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  60. *mild excitement*

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  61. *mild disappointment*

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  62. Phuck, tied
    Phuck, penalty

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  63. YEAHMELIN. wow

    ok a PP to waste. cmon boys!

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  64. well we got some chances. but just 6 more for the record!

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  65. That was a good effort on the pp, maybe the next one. Gotta break this permeating evil.

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  66. i was mildly entertained for a bit

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  67. just rewound the PVR to watch that Yemelin hit i saw. it's really quite something

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  68. Emelin doesn't need to know English to understand "Those guys there? Hit them."

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  69. @N31 - different spelling, same thought. he's a beast

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  70. According to RDS their colleagues in Annaheim told them that Ducks coach met the press after they beat use, went to his office and 5 minutes later an announcement was made about his firing. Carlyle was clueless, but apparently even some of the players new during the game. That really is lame and classless.
    Shoulda been JM.

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  71. Yemelin is not afraid of anyone and doesn't care how much smaller he is.

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  72. Emelin, now you both have me confused, I'll just say Gremlin.

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  73. Let's go score on some PP's, boys!

    GYFHG!

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  74. DD!!

    Now just wait till we get our hands on a pp.

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  75. juce your pp optimism knows no bounds

    oh fuck me. seriously, game over

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  76. Seriously, WTF? I mean, if they can't hold on for dear life to a 2-1 lead for 35 minutes, then what good are they for?!

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  77. Strange, by nature, I really am a pessimist. Ask anyone who knows me.

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  78. For some reason, I always seem to hold on to hope were Habs are concerned.

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  79. C'mon, bring on the PP, I couldn't bear having anything in common with the goons.
    bruns suck, leaf suck.

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  80. ok still 20 minutes to do ... something

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  81. I think we'll get this one.

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  82. Lego was stupendous.

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  83. We can do this.
    GO HABS GO!

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  84. Obama, yes we can!

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  85. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  86. Lego & Lebrow almost got another.

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  87. @juce, whadda think?

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  88. @juce, Cole gave us the lead, think we'll keep it.

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  89. man i fell asleep on the coach and they score. more sleep!

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  90. *couch. though i can fall asleep anywhere

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  91. How come no penalty for snowing Price

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  92. 29, maybe you were dreaming of Habs scoring.

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  93. oh fuck me. i need to go back to sleep

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  94. SHAMBLES!!!!!!1!!!

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  95. There was only 1:26 left dammit.

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  96. We deserve this one, we`ll take it.

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  97. if this was against an East team id really be pissed. not that im particularly happy, mind you

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  98. well we still havent lost. that's something i guess

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  99. Shoot out, it`s up to TFS.

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  100. Price looks just as pissed as I am right now.

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  101. He banged his stick a couple of times.
    Well thanks for keeping the torch lit with me 29. Sleep well.

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  102. iR you`re awake. Good night.

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  103. 'night all. everyone dream of a JM firing. it's still possible!

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  104. Mr. natural6:29 AM

    Well.....was kinda burned out so turned in early and turned off the alarm clock, woke up feeling GREAT and then I looked up the stats and caught up reading you guys......big PHuckin'surprise the system still doesn't work, lose in the last minute.

    PHIRE the PHUCK! Management is guiltier that CHocula, he is too stupid to change things up and they put up with it!!!

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