Dec 10, 2011

Weekend @ Jackies ~ Habs vs. Devils 12/10 ~ Drink up!

Not the Three Stooges? Ready to party? Tomáš Kaberle is. Let's give him some space(k), he hasn't puked in the punCH bowl yet. Speaking of punches, Negroni! Pulled Porkie vs. TFS™ (aka, terrible fucking shootouts). No Gio. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, puke. Puck drops at 1pm(ish) BYOBB!
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29 can step up to the bar and qualify that one can substitute
rum, vodka, Prosecco, whatever, for the gin.
Campari is a must. No vermouth?
Try a splash of red wine or Rossi.
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Bar says drink reasonably or just don't drive.
Stay in and do a little home cookin'.
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I'm making Jerk Terkey.
Popping the bird in the oven @1pm.
Where are my fucking oven mitts?!
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The off CHance the game gets boring,
there's always time for 'Love in the afternoon'.
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G Y F H G !

90 comments:

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  2. Thinking of nicknaming Tomáš 'Kafka'.

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  3. Let's hope FULC doesn't live up to his advance billing.

    A Saturday afternoon matinee in Jersey means a dinner time game for me! Whoopie - at least if they suck tonight I won't have lost any sleep watchinhg it happen.

    Now then...All together everyone...repeat after me...Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  4. Mr. natural11:51 AM

    Habs-Devils.....guess I'll be napping.

    Works out OK as Mrs. n and I are hosting a small dinner party tonight so I'll be well rested.

    Please GYFHG! Please.

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  5. I swear... with how SHIT Brodeur has been this year (was so bad, he got pulled against Ottafuckingwa) if they get shutout by him I'll fucking scream. SWARM THE NET! SWAAAAAAAAAAAARM!

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  6. No visitors this aft, Yay! I can watch the game in peace.

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  7. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  8. Watch the PP improve and Kantberle has nothing to do with it. (just pissed 'cause I liked Spacek)

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  9. Spacek 2 assists with Carolina.
    http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=605743

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  10. Kaberle in a Habs jersey? MY EYES, MY EYES.

    GYFHG I guess...

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  11. Puck dropped! Start drinking now ... !!!

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  12. wait, this game is at 1? i'm so not drunk enough

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  13. thx for the updated avatar moe!

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  14. heh, consider it one of your Xmas gifts.

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  15. well the PP looked ok for a few seconds there. that's something

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  16. well the PP looked ok for more than a few seconds there. that's something

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  17. Also, no SH goal, so there's that.

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  18. They almost had a shorty.

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  19. I was basting, my terkey, did CHocula scrapple any notes?

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  20. A ron mclame with another stupid reference to his leaf. Move to sportsnet already you fucking hack.

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  21. Assist to KafKa!

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  22. good work by kaka there!

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  23. Assist for sKaberle

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  24. It's a Christmas miracle!

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  25. oh Squid that was automatic last year

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  26. He's on pace for 53 points as a hab this season. Plan the parade

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  27. Like pjstuck gives a shit about Lafleur's return in '89. FFS, why does hnic think stuck represents anything Montreal. He's a fucking broon hack.

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  28. Kirk on hotstove. Weep.

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  29. aww Kirk. we miss you!

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  30. heh, mclame says kids use blackberries. Dumbass. Even better, an iPhone commercial follows.

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  31. Kafkaesque pass 2-0.

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  32. another assist for kaka!!!!

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  33. Another apple for sKab!

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  34. long live the Kaberle era!

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  35. On pace for 106 points.

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  36. THE PP IS FIXED!!! HOORAY!!!

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  37. And all it took was a some more czeCH sausage!

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  38. Mr. natural3:10 PM

    OK table is all set, wine selected and ready etc. just checked in 1-0 good guys.

    What are you goofy bastards doing, let me see....31 made an appearance, 29 isn't drunk enough, moeman as usual presents us with some truly beautiful women, juce & iriri struggle to maintain their balance on the wobbly wheeled bandwagon and it seems like the authorities may finally have caught up to and carted off Steve around 10:00 AM, oh yeah BJ Cock and McLame are assholes.

    OK seems about right GYMFYH!!!

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  39. I think fixing the PP is giving the guys some jump, long may it last.

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  40. Mr. natural3:11 PM

    Whoa 2-0, remember what the Wolf said in Pulp Fiction....

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  41. Speaking of beautiful women Mr. n., we have also been graced by the presence of Moey and gillis.

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  42. NEW YORK -- Montreal Canadiens forward Lars Eller was fined $2,500 by the NHL on Saturday for boarding Los Angeles Kings defenceman Drew Doughty. The play happened during a game in Los Angeles on Dec. 3 and saw Eller assessed a minor penalty. The fine money goes to the Players' Emergency Assistance Fund.

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  43. Was Lou using a blackberry? Someone ask mclame.

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  44. You know I'm a dude right?... awkward

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  45. Mr. natural3:23 PM

    Thx moman,

    Hi moey, man the intertubes is a confusing place, not sure I even knew that gillis was of the "gentler sex" (I'm showing my age aren't I).

    Fines, suspensions, they are meaningless due to their arbitrary application by the biased pawns handing them out.

    Complete garbage.

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  46. gillis, I was never 100% sure. Apologies. Aren't you glad I didn't type 'meh'. Mr. n. take note.

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  47. Mr. natural3:24 PM

    @gillis & moeman ??? NTTAWWT!

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  48. let the collapse begin!

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  49. Did someone defib bob cold?

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  50. Mr. natural3:26 PM

    PHUCK! PHUCK! PHUCK! PHUCK!

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  51. Haha no worries. Maybe I should comment in a more manly way.

    I read the word shutout just as the devils scored. Fuck bitches.

    I'm going to take a shit now.

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  52. @mr. n - I'll let you know if I'm on the bandwagon again in about 4 minutes!

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  53. Strong comment gillis.

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  54. Mr. natural3:30 PM

    @gillis LMFAO!

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  55. What is the "Players' Emergency Assistance Fund"?

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  56. 3on1, all passes.

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  57. @gillis, "What is the "Players' Emergency Assistance Fund"?"

    I think it is a gender identification program. NTTIAWWT.

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  58. yeesh that was ugly

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  59. Mr. natural3:35 PM

    2006 CHianti Classico Il Grigio,,,,just a few more seconds and I'll uncork it...

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  60. FACK!!

    Oh and here's to never be mistaken to bea woman again

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  61. Win this fucker and give Josh the puck.

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  62. FWIW gillis, i knew you were a dude 4-5 years ago when you first commented. moe just likes women so much, he sees them everywhere

    now, I will admit to thinking N31 was a dude for like 2 years. NTTAWWT

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  63. Mr. natural3:38 PM

    What's with these penalties in the last two minutes? Is that a new rule?

    Yea us!

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  64. perfect in the Kafka era!

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  65. Mr. natural3:40 PM

    Cheers Shriners, later.

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  66. I'm back on, bitCHes!

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  67. brb I need to down a bottle of aspirin.

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  68. 4HFers, this has been a truly fun afternoon of commenting. Thx all you boys and girls and gillis.

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  69. Good to know, 29.

    Plan the parade

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  70. mere percentage points out of a playoff spot!

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  71. Well done! 2 desperately needed points!

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