PFK!'s gonna rock da house that beer built. Our boys are back in town, followed right behind are the tainted and 'lacklustre' Mass. clown posse . The suddenly hot Habs are playing game 2 of their back-to-back series with the punchless Eastern conference basement dwellers. Game is on RDS, somewhere on cbc cuz we all know that hnic just loves their broons. TFS™ vs. Rask. PFK! vs Rat. Neely vs. King Pat. Fuck that. juce&iRiRi say the needle puck drops at 7pm-ish. GYFHG!
Enjoy your summer of tainted celebration broons and broons fans? Whatevs. Your little buddy Collie ain't there this year to shill you some NHL HQ biased bullshit. I see our Habs are tied for points in the standings. We've got excuses with injuries and having a broken system. We got our 6 points too. Anyways, nice to see our true rival in panic mode. What, the mediots aren't reporting riots and revolutions in Boston? Maybe its because the Red Sox are in the World Series and taking all the headlines? Or not. Habs are coming off a convincing win over the PHucktards and will hopefully Carey the momentum into tonight's game. RDS, TSN and some hack network labelled NESN are the Channels of CHoice. Vodkov use to be your nemesis, now its PatCHes, our best player so far this year.
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Just try hurting him.
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Die broons Die! Especially this POS,
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... and this one.
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Bs got brass in pocket
Got Collie, they had to use him.
Intention
Jacob$ fucking disruptive,
Bettman make you, make you, make you tainted
Ape's option, no restrained motion.
Seen driving PatCHes, stanCHion leaning.
No reason, to broons fans so pleasing.
Gonna make you, make you, make you our bitCH
Gonna use Gill's arms,
Gonna use Gio legs,
Gonna use PFKs style,
Gonna use TFS™'s side-step
Gonna use my blog fingers.
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination.
Cause we're going make you see
- there's nobody else here
No one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.
Marchand's a skank who reeks.
Got nothing. Collie can't wink at you,
Gonna make you, make you our bitCH.
Gonna use Georges' arms,
Gonna use PleXXXe's legs,
Gonna use Eller's style,
Gonna use Squid's side shot
Gonna use my blog fingers,
gon' use my my my imagination.
Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.
Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like Habs fans.
We're special, so special.
We'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.
Trouble ahead for Jacques? Will The Goat walk the plank with him? Maybe tonight's game against the powerful Panthers will determine their fate. A win might keep them from being thrown overboard but some really rough seas are surely ahead with battles versus the fucking PHI pirates and the broon tainted Cupillagers. Before that ship sails, lets see what's kind of poop is on deck. After a puke-inducing OT loss to the toronto jackoffs, the 1-4-2 Habs with new shipmates Blunden and Nokelainen suiting up to play FLA (4-3-0).RDS says Budaj is starting as TFS™ has lost the map to his 100th win treasure. Run some rum, it should be fun.
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BTW, I'll be Bridgetown beaCHing with
Bajan beauties for 2 weeks in November.
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You know, regardless of where the Habs'll be,
I'll be Happy!
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Well I never post a thread past sunset,
It always burns a hole in my Pants!.
Once made a sCHool marm real happy,
She never blew her second CHance, oh no
I need a win to keep me happy,
I need a win to keep me happy.
Goat, Goat keep me happy.
Jack, Jack keep me happy.
Always taking shitty players from strangers,
Didn't wanna see no fucking Phoenix trade.
Never want to be like Ol' Jacques Demers,
Working for the boss until that fateful day. I need a win to keep me happy,
CHill some beer, its your fucking Habs (1-4-1) vs. the fucking leaf (4-1-1). Habs game is on RDS, leaf game is on cbc/hnic. TFS™ is still looking for his 100th win and he says "We can only get better from here. Dwelling on it is just going to make things worse, so the only thing we can do is put it behind us and get focused for Saturday night's game,"… "We've had a couple of good games but it just seems like if one thing's going well, the other isn't. We just need to finally all throw it all together and once we do that I think we'll get on a roll, but until then we have to bear down on our details and everything should work out." In other words, CHill? It could be worse, "Hey, what's the over/under on the number of CVs and text messages Pierre McGuire has sent Geoff Molson since Thursday night?" Eesh, fuck fearing the panic, fear the splooge! Fear missing Vodkov but not so much fear in missing Gomehs. Most Habs are too CHilled whilst the hot maple leaf midget kessel (puked in my mouth typing that) leads the blue & white clown show at the CotU. Dou$harek will likely move from the press box to the ice. Boo! (juce, iRiRi, puck drop is just a bit after 7pm EST).
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Work, its a noun and a verb; And what kind of team will that be? “Very aggressive,” Muller said without hesitating. “You have to be good defensively, you have to be good without the puck,” he added. “But since the lockout and no red line, you’ve got to be able to score and you’ve got to be able to score at the right time. So I really stress for the guys to be a very aggressive forechecking team, and I tell my forwards that if they want to play here they gotta work … they’ve got to be workers and do a lot of skating and tracking down and heavy forecheck.” Muller laughed when I suggested he wants his guys to play just like he did, earning the well-deserved nickname “Kirk is Work”. “Everyone has to know how to play without the puck, but when it’s a turnover I want it to be a real quick transitional team that’s aggressive,” he said. “And I challenge the guys that even if you feel like you’re a defensive defenceman or a defensive forward, I think everyone’s capable of offence and trying to get everybody involved. “I just feel it comes down to one word at this level, and it’s accountability. If you can get a bunch of guys that are willing to play for each other and understand that there’s no free passes and you’ve got to earn your ice and be accountable, then I’m going to be totally fair to everybody. If you work and you play hard, then you’ll play. I said: ‘It’s a two-way door. I’m here to communicate with you guys, but don’t come see me if you’re not ready for the answer. But you’ll always know where you stand, and I’ll be honest with you.’ I think it’s all about communicating with your guys.” OK, wipe those tears.