Oct 30, 2011

TFS™, Tricks & Treats ~ Give me something sweet to eat ...

Always share your candies kids.
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Nice pumpkins. Personally, I like pie (with whipped CHream).
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November Habs sCHedule.
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Boo! Steve, yikes!
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Have fun unwrapping your goodies.
CYA sometime before Friday's game.
Stay sexy my 4HFriends.
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G Y F H G !

Oct 29, 2011

Rock PK! ~ Hot Habs vs. basement broons Preview 10/29

PFK!'s gonna rock da house that beer built. Our boys are back in town, followed right behind are the tainted and 'lacklustre' Mass. clown posse . The suddenly hot Habs are playing game 2 of their back-to-back series with the punchless Eastern conference basement dwellers. Game is on RDS, somewhere on cbc cuz we all know that hnic just loves their broons. TFS™ vs. Rask. PFK! vs Rat. Neely vs. King Pat. Fuck that. juce&iRiRi say the needle puck drops at 7pm-ish. GYFHG!

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Previews from NHL, TSN, RDS, Cockroaches. Mediot.
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Thought you loved PatCHes? Read this.
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Ain't hoppin' 2 D islands until 11/14.
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Rock PK!

Me with the 4HFloorshow
Kickin' with some torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so

Wave your Anon hands
if your not with the moeman
Can I kick it?
(Where's my Pants!?!)
I got
(Safari)
You got
(CHrome)
We got everybody
We've got the Squid
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to groove your Cole

Bell Centre back in busine$$
Can I get 21273 witness?
Every girl, every man
Molson, do you hear dem fan?
Ground CHontrol, can you feel it?
Need some balance 4 dat fist to land
We just wanna rock, PK!
You're making us feel so nice
Don't make it stop, PK?
Cos you're keeping us up all night

Singin' Olé from their asses
No shitty music for your masses
CHeck out the hot Hab lasses
No cross-ice Breezer passes
No too many men CHrevasses
Barbados has interesting grasses

I'll be quite uptight
When crotch sucks the mic
That mclame just licked
(Right)
You get no love, pjstock you're the wrong man
It's time to move that fucking nobody
If you can't stand Milbury
But your best broons friend can
Say, go fuck yourself Cam Neely!

I don't wanna be sleazy
Beauty ass just teases me
Got my vacation planned
Bridgetown, do you hear me?
BeaCH patrol, can you see me?
Need no bermudas to tan!

But for now 4HFers
I just wanna rock, PK!
Low fivin' with his boss buddy Price
Don't make it stop, PK?
Cos you're making mike richards look trite

I just wanna rock, PK!
You're making rats look like mice 
Don't make it stop, PK?
Cos all dem boos just mean you're alright

Pimpin' aint easy
Most of it is jealousy
Every game night
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're winnin'
It's alright

Come on 4HFers!

I just wanna rock, PK!
You're making us feel so nice
Don't make it stop, PK?
Cos like Marley you're making us feel all right!

One love bitCHes.
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Merci Josie Maran.
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~ iRie Mon ~
G Y F H G !

Oct 27, 2011

Black is fucking beautiful ~ bring your own broons beating is well, seXXXy this Friday (OK, posted on Thursday, sue me)

Can I make the image larger?
heh, just look at PFK!'s beautiful eyes.
Pound a fucking broon in a nice seXXXy win.
We love you Pernell Karl Subban.
cherry, richards and Bs fan clan, not so much.
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Can I make the image larger? You can, click.
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Yeah, I'm feelin' high. You?
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Just happy.
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Kinda hungry for something sweet.
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Bonne Fête Moey !
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Did I mention black is beautiful?
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Happy Birthday Moey !
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Happy blackened (back end?) Sexy Friday 4HFers. Mañana bitCHes.
G Y F sexy H G !

No more brASS in pocket ~ Habs vs. broons Preview 10/27

Enjoy your summer of tainted celebration broons and broons fans? Whatevs. Your little buddy Collie ain't there this year to shill you some NHL HQ biased bullshit. I see our Habs are tied for points in the standings. We've got excuses with injuries and having a broken system. We got our 6 points too. Anyways, nice to see our true rival in panic mode. What, the mediots aren't reporting riots and revolutions in Boston? Maybe its because the Red Sox are in the World Series and taking all the headlines? Or not. Habs are coming off a convincing win over the PHucktards and will hopefully Carey the momentum into tonight's game. RDS, TSN and some hack network labelled NESN are the Channels of CHoice. Vodkov use to be your nemesis, now its PatCHes, our best player so far this year.
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Just try hurting him.
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Die broons Die! Especially this POS,
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... and this one.
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Bs got brass in pocket
Got Collie, they had to use him.
Intention
Jacob$ fucking disruptive,
Bettman make you, make you, make you tainted

Ape's option, no restrained motion.
Seen driving PatCHes, stanCHion leaning.
No reason, to broons fans so pleasing.
Gonna make you, make you, make you our bitCH

Gonna use Gill's arms,
Gonna use Gio legs,
Gonna use PFKs style,
Gonna use TFS™'s side-step
Gonna use my blog fingers.
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination.

Cause we're going make you see
- there's nobody else here
No one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.

Marchand's a skank who reeks.
Got nothing. Collie can't wink at you,
Gonna make you, make you our bitCH.

Gonna use Georges' arms,
Gonna use PleXXXe's legs,
Gonna use Eller's style,
Gonna use Squid's side shot
Gonna use my blog fingers,
gon' use my my my imagination.

Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.

Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like Habs fans.
We're special, so special.
We'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
Ooooooooo, just fuck off and die.
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Funny or Die. I say funny!
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Thanks Orange gal.
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~ The End is nice ~
G Y F H G !

Oct 26, 2011

Kinda bleu/blanc/rouge ~ Habs vs. Flyers Preview 10/26

Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.
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Previews, NHL, RDS, TSN, pukes.
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Win this one for Pleky. R.I.P. little Hab fan.
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Pronger and PatCHes-less game is on the usual CHannels.
Pre-game psyCHoanalysis at 7pm EST,
juce&iRiRi say the puck drops at 7:30.
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TFS™ says, “I’m one loss away from putting on a garter belt.”
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Did I mention I was heading to the blue waters of Barbados?
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Merci sCHreaming gal.
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Kinda mehkes you wonder ...
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~ Its not the end of the world, butt for now a PicASSo ~
G Y F H G !

Oct 24, 2011

Feeling flushed?

... and away go the Habs troubles, down the drain ...
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Jacques offs ~ Going overboard? Habs vs. Panthers Game Preview 10/24

Trouble ahead for Jacques? Will The Goat walk the plank with him? Maybe tonight's game against the powerful Panthers will determine their fate. A win might keep them from being thrown overboard but some really rough seas are surely ahead with battles versus the fucking PHI pirates and the broon tainted Cupillagers. Before that ship sails, lets see what's kind of poop is on deck. After a puke-inducing OT loss to the toronto jackoffs, the 1-4-2 Habs with new shipmates Blunden and Nokelainen suiting up to play FLA (4-3-0). RDS says Budaj is starting as TFS™ has lost the map to his 100th win treasure. Run some rum, it should be fun.
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BTW, I'll be Bridgetown beaCHing with
Bajan beauties for 2 weeks in November.
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You know, regardless of where the Habs'll be,
I'll be Happy!
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Well I never post a thread past sunset, 
It always burns a hole in my Pants!.
Once made a sCHool marm real happy,
She never blew her second CHance, oh no 
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Goat, Goat keep me happy. 
Jack, Jack keep me happy.

Always taking shitty players from strangers,

Didn't wanna see no fucking Phoenix trade. 
Never want to be like Ol' Jacques Demers, 
Working for the boss until that fateful day.
I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win, Geoff won't ya keep me happy. 

Gio, won't ya keep me happy.

Budaj, please keep me
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Cole, buddy keep me happy.
PFK!, baby keep me happy.


Gonna get a flash from my rum cocktails, 
When I see some Bajan flesh off the coast. 
Only win was a lift out of weak Jets, 
Since then they can't seem to fly back home.

I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Keira, Keira keep me happy.

Scarjo, Scarjo keep me happy, baby
Happy, Rhianna won't you keep me, happy

Moey won't you keep me, happy 
Esther won't you keep me, happy

iRiRi won't you keep me, happy 
Steve won't you keep me, happy

Now flying fish - keep me happy

Now 4HFers won't you scream it - keep moe happy!

Bajan babes got the feeling I'm - happy

Na na na na now keep me - happy

My my my, keep me - happy

Keep on dancing - keep moe happy!


Kinda, scratCHy Keef.
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Merci Keira.
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You know what rhymes with rum?
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G Y F H G !

Oct 22, 2011

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Rivalry/sCHmivalry ~ Habs vs. leaf Preview 10/22

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CHill some beer, its your fucking Habs (1-4-1) vs. the fucking leaf (4-1-1). Habs game is on RDS, leaf game is on cbc/hnic. TFS™ is still looking for his 100th win and he says "We can only get better from here. Dwelling on it is just going to make things worse, so the only thing we can do is put it behind us and get focused for Saturday night's game,"…  "We've had a couple of good games but it just seems like if one thing's going well, the other isn't. We just need to finally all throw it all together and once we do that I think we'll get on a roll, but until then we have to bear down on our details and everything should work out." In other words, CHill? It could be worse, "Hey, what's the over/under on the number of CVs and text messages Pierre McGuire has sent Geoff Molson since Thursday night?" Eesh, fuck fearing the panic, fear the splooge! Fear missing Vodkov but not so much fear in missing Gomehs. Most Habs are too CHilled whilst the hot maple leaf midget kessel (puked in my mouth typing that) leads the blue & white clown show at the CotU. Dou$harek will likely move from the press box to the ice. Boo! (juce, iRiRi, puck drop is just a bit after 7pm EST).
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Work, its a noun and a verb; And what kind of team will that be? “Very aggressive,” Muller said without hesitating. “You have to be good defensively, you have to be good without the puck,” he added. “But since the lockout and no red line, you’ve got to be able to score and you’ve got to be able to score at the right time. So I really stress for the guys to be a very aggressive forechecking team, and I tell my forwards that if they want to play here they gotta work … they’ve got to be workers and do a lot of skating and tracking down and heavy forecheck.” Muller laughed when I suggested he wants his guys to play just like he did, earning the well-deserved nickname “Kirk is Work”. “Everyone has to know how to play without the puck, but when it’s a turnover I want it to be a real quick transitional team that’s aggressive,” he said. “And I challenge the guys that even if you feel like you’re a defensive defenceman or a defensive forward, I think everyone’s capable of offence and trying to get everybody involved. “I just feel it comes down to one word at this level, and it’s accountability. If you can get a bunch of guys that are willing to play for each other and understand that there’s no free passes and you’ve got to earn your ice and be accountable, then I’m going to be totally fair to everybody. If you work and you play hard, then you’ll play. I said: ‘It’s a two-way door. I’m here to communicate with you guys, but don’t come see me if you’re not ready for the answer. But you’ll always know where you stand, and I’ll be honest with you.’ I think it’s all about communicating with your guys.”  OK, wipe those tears.
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Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, pukes.
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The maple leaf disappeared that summer,
they went on their regular April fishing trip.

The last goal Gretzky scored,
won the Habs the Cup.

leaf haven't won another since 1967,
the year the Expo was discovered.

I saw this on a hockey blog,
"Kerry Fraser is fucked-up wonder".

My Labatt 50 bottle caps, 
I worked them in
I worked them in
To look like a fence 
It's my Labatt 50 rusted fence
Made with 50000 bottle caps
I worked them in
I worked them in
I worked them in
to look like that
I worked my stomaCH in
to look like that

Patrick Roy disappeared that winter,
He was sent on an Av Cup-winning trip.

The last goal Kovalenko ever scored
who the fuck even cares?

Habs haven't won another since 1993,
the year feeling like crap was discovered.

My Labatt 50 bottle caps, 
I worked them in
I worked them in
To look like a fence 
It's my Labatt 50 rusted fence
I worked them in
I worked them in
I worked them in
to look like that
I worked my trusty liver in
to not work like that

My Dad liked his stubby Red Cap
Some say O'Keefe OV tastes like piss
It must be made by Les Péquistes
Unibrou was bought by Sleeman
Then sold to estie'd Sapporo
Geoff Molson owns Les Canadiens
His Bell Centre brew goes for ten bucks
If the Habs keep on losing at home
The fans will turn on these fucking sCHmucks !

My Labatt 50 bottle caps, 
I worked them in
I worked them in
To look like a fence 
It's my Labatt 50 rusted fence
I worked them in
I worked them in
I worked them in
to look like that
I worked my hockey sweater in
to smell like that

It's my Labatt 50 fence oh crap
It's my Labatt 50 fence it snapped
It's my new Molson 67 fence ol' CHap
It's my new Molson 67 fence on tap
Tin fence, rusted!
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Merci CHarlize.
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~ La fine Fin ~
G Y F H G !