Jan 22, 2012

broons taint gets taintier ~ Shanaban'd! 1/22

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die broons die!

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  1. Interesting things

    Leafs fight at practice, unlike Montreal , its just a laughing matter. Lego fastest Hab, deceptively fast but all his PK chances should have made it clear he got jets. If he can put it together, wow. look out.

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  2. According to Clod Julien, if you pull Ference's finger he'll shit rainbows.

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  3. Mr. natural9:28 PM

    @moeman, good one and that Babe WOW!

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  5. We could win the cup and the Toronto Headlines would read "Habs done for the season"

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    1. I remember when the Wings won the Cup and the same day headlines asked if CuJo would be back. He went to Detroit.

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  6. Mr. natural9:40 PM

    Jesus CHrist check out what that talentless piece of shit Carcillo did, he gets 7 games...he should get the rest of the season. You'll see that, as he is guessing that he may be in trouble, he does his usual bullshit diving, PHucker.

    http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=60&id=147177

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    1. Technically Carcillo is out for pretty much the rest of the season anyway since he did manage to tear his ACL while doing that and had surgery immediately. Ahhh Karma...

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    2. Mr. natural10:10 PM

      I just assumed he was pulling off his usual dive bullshit...as you say Karma

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    3. Ovechkin should be suspended for his flying head shot on Michalek today. Should have been tossed from the game. Didn't even get a penalty for it. Fucking superstar rule.

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  7. moeman, Brilliant!

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  8. Diaz took part in the hardest-shot portion of the skills competition, clocking a repectable 135 km/h – good for third place. His countryman Yannick Weber looked like he was going to take the honors before challenging Subban to give it his best shot. Subban would ultimately walk away with the hardest shot of the day with a speed of 151 km/h.

    “It’s was really fun. I knew that Webby and Subban both have cannons. I was just trying to hit the net,” joked Diaz. “I thought Weber was going to win, but then Subban took it. This is a blow to our national Swiss pride.”

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  9. Joe Paterno passed away at 85.

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    1. the Maritimer9:07 AM

      Good one!

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  11. So what'd I miss over the weekend?

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    1. 3 points and a broon suspension.

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    1. The kind Daniel Brière scores...

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  13. They've got to be phucking joking. Nobody cares about all-star game and people couldn't care less about the all-star draft. Oh wait, people can care less because they've done a mock draft

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    2. Buttman has ruined the ASG. I remember as a kid watching the game (East vs. West) - and it was usually a decent game - no D but good offence and there was a real pride involved. Then the league went all "skills competition" and turned the thing into a weekend of dick sucking to please the Americans - I lost interest and haven't watched it in years. It has no interest to me whatsoever and Buttman can fuck right off!

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    3. Buttman can always fuck right off.

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  14. Stay broon classy tim thomas.

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    1. As I wrote in an email to some friends about this, "if this is political, fuck this fat Bruin fuck". Well, fuck this fat Bruin fuck no matter what

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    4. Jon Stewart can now officially make a Bruins tirade.

      Pssst...hey Timmeh. It's not about you.

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  15. Passed my psych test, as my psych said " if your going to war, there is nothing wrong with eating dead burnt babies".

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  16. Mr. natural6:07 PM

    PHat Timmy what a classless shit, you'd think that the Broons would have tried to get Carcillo, what with the embodiment of all things Broon.

    Had *Ahem* and exchange with JT over at the Gazoo this afternoon, disagreeing with some comments in today's piece. I thought it was amusing, well it was to me, as usual emails from bottom up:



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    From: Sent: Monday, January 23, 2012 4:43 PM
    To: 'Jack Todd'
    Subject: RE: Price Vs. Halak stats


    LOL, let me do up my chin strap here, I was just responding to your comments! Is that a journalistic tactic to elicit a strong response from me?



    I do think Price has just about the best technique I’ve seen since Dryden but he still has to stop the puck.



    Personally I think his biggest weakness is his propensity to give up weak goals.







    From: Jack Todd [mailto:jacktodd46@yahoo.com]
    Sent: 23 janvier 2012 16:34
    To: Subject: Re: Price Vs. Halak stats



    Yes, but when you Price supporters want to make the argument the other way, you don't hesitate to trot out the stats, now do you?

    JT




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    From: To: "'jacktodd46@yahoo.com'"
    Sent: Monday, 23 January 2012, 16:30
    Subject: Price Vs. Halak stats







    Hello Mr. Todd,



    First and foremost I do agree that we need to wait many more years before judging who is the better goalie but since you’ve started the debate…



    Actually the only disagreement I have is with your application of the statistics you presented (was it Churchill that said Lies, damn lies and statistics?), consider:



    - St-Louis is the 4th best team in the NHL

    - Habs are 23rd

    - St-Louis plays a stifling game that minimizes good scoring chances for the opposition

    - Habs look like the Keystone Kops from the blueline in

    - Price faces 4 shots a game more than Halak while playing twice as often



    …… and if you’re going to talk goalies and St-Louis well the gap between Elliot’s numbers and Halak’s are greater than the Halak / Price gap. Elliot has a .937 save % and a 1.68 GAA and on average faces one shot per game more than Halak and has played 22 games Vs. Halak’s 26.



    GHG!!



    While I’m at it, Ference and Carcillo two classless guys who both deserve their suspensions.



    Cheers!

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    1. JT= Jigantic Turd

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    3. Fuck him. Go back to baseball you fucking Gazo troll. Guy knows SHIT about hockey (and is also a confirmed douchebag, my dad knows him well).

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  17. Bruins goaltender Tim Thomas released the following statement Monday evening regarding his absence from the Bruins' visit to the White House this afternoon:

    "I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.

    This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government.

    Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL.

    This is the only public statement I will be making on this topic. TT"


    *emphasis mine

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    1. Fuck that fat Bruins fuck. That's so pathetic I don't even know where to start

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    2. Somebody should make him read this

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    3. Next thing you know newt will give harpo probs. Oh wait.

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    4. I'm getting angrier at this by the minute. You fat fuck, you get invited to meet the President, you go. YOUR president, FFS. You don't like the political system, fine, vote something else or write an op-ed or run for office you fat fuck. Fuck you.

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    6. "Don't know if it's fair to point this out, but Tim Thomas has three children named Kiley, Kelsey and Keegan." - Dave Hodge

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    8. I'd like to point out that I think Stephen Harper is one of the worst people this country has every produced. If he invited me to 24 Sussex, I'd be there 10 minutes early with a fresh shave and a new suit and I'd kiss his fucking ring and say thank you.

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    10. and I know it's been said a million times around here already, but Fuck Puck Daddy:

      My take: Good on Thomas.

      Good on Thomas for using this moment — where a professional sports team participates in what's both an honor for its accomplishments and a political photo opportunity — to make a political statement of his own.

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    14. What 29 said.

      I always had a deep-seeded disgust for brian mulroney but when invited to setup new Macs at 24 Sussex and have dinner with the family I did it with a smile on my face. Mila's sister was hot! Of course this was a while back and I'd just returned from Hawaii and was tanned beyond brown. I gotta dig up those pics of me and Ben.

      Sidenote - the RCMP pre-visit 'interview' was some kinda weird.

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  18. At the end of the day, the White House visit for the tainted Cup celebration was, well, tainted. Why write fiction?

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  21. Now timmy, WWTD? (What Would Tebow Do?)

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    1. Ha Ha now you have given me a headache considering the possibilities

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    2. NIce one m(eh)r. gillis.

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    1. Steve, so does Gary Leeman.

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    2. And so does his brother.

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  24. All due respect to his beliefs but does tim thomas put the double T in;

    TainTed
    Tea parTy
    ToTal dick

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  25. "Congédié par le Canadien le 17 décembre, Jacques Martin demeure à l'emploi de l’organisation montréalaise à titre de responsable d'affectations spéciales pour le directeur général Pierre Gauthier."

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    1. A very well-paid Gofer.

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  26. New thread, CHime in.

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  27. Just got in.
    Well I know just scanning through the comments that out topic of the day would be the shit-stained broons, specifically Tim "fat ass" Thomas. By the way, where was he during the Occupy Movement, I'm sure there were some days which no games were scheduled but I didn't see him camped outside the Whitehouse, nor anywhere else for that matter.

    broons SUCK.

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