Jan 21, 2012

Céline says My Habs will go on ! ~ leaf Preview 1/21

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So much fun to see, read and hear the CotU mediots wrench their leaf diapers with hateful stories about the 'Habs decline'. Yes, we know they are having a fucking shitty season. Enjoy it while it lasts blue&white fuckers and look in the mirror of your own shit-stained non-playoff team. Get some extra barf bags 4HFers cuz the Habs hate is gonna come in gomerheaish streams, you know, like Dion screams. TFS™, Habs with heart, get your fucking hate on! Previews from PKH8, nhl, H8sn, H8NiC.
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Hump to it hnicockroachasauruses.
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“Hockey is all about winning.
Anything less simply isn’t good enough,
but you’ve got to get the players who can do it …
who feel that anything less than winning
the Stanley Cup simply isn’t good enough.”
~ Serge Savard
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Pack of media fuxs.
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The hate will go on

Every site about my team
I see you, I read you
That is how I know mediots, hate is on

Far across in the 401's distance
And even Spacek's clown circus
You have come to show you, hate is on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that your hate does go on
pjstuck you're not so smart
And you're there like a wet fart
And your smell will go on and on

Cups we've touched many times
Some seem like a lifetime
And never let go 1967, you sick fucks!

Danny Gallivan was when I enjoyed you
One scintillating time to behold you
My sansHNIC life will always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that your hate does go on
Mad Milbury you're not so smart
You're there with your cockroach art
And your smell will go on and on

Cherry's smears, meh, there's nothing to fear
I know that my Habs heart will go on
I'll stay forever this way
Off my dial your bob cold will stay
Whilst your Habs hate goes on and on
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We should make this the official
4HF drinking jacket.
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G Y F H G !

141 comments:

  1. Remember the rumor that her hubby was thinking of buying the Habs? Oh Gawd....*vomits*

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    1. He's already made millions from one Titanic.

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  2. I can't stand Celine Dion.

    Also can't stand Dion Phaneuf.

    Hey! Go Bulldogs! Outdoor game on (yuck) Sportsnet 1pm.

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    1. I'm with ya N31. trying to get rid of bad vibes with even badder vibes.

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  3. "P.K. Subban, often embattled this season on the blue-line, was fined $2,500 for a dangerous trip on Pittsburgh's Chris Kunitz, the league announced early Saturday."

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  4. Of the teams below the line, ironically, Le Canadien have some of the best aggregate statistics. Only three teams in the East have significantly better Goals Against- New York, Boston and Pittsburgh. But then you look at Goals For- yuck ! Subban keeps making the occasional blind pass. I blame the system. It instilled bad habits. Pittsburgh clearly figured out how to pick off the second pass on the clear on one goal.

    I fully expect some idiot will start talking about how Montreal has to play desperate. Desperation is derived from hopelessness or the loss of hope. I think they need to play with the energy of pride, fierté. And from that perspective, you need to have local plumbers. Or at least ones from the Saguenay.

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    1. You're CHannelling me eclaireur. Click the H8NiC link above.

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  6. So happy the radio is synched up with the game because Sportsnet is all "LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF oh right Hamilton?"

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    1. Its all they got. Sick fucks.

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  7. Any left over ice cream?

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    1. Good point. Refresh soon.

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  8. Great lyrics moeman, love the jacket.

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    1. Small lyrics tweak and ice cream added!

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  9. the Maritimer1:53 PM

    I am praying that last game of the season the Habs will be the team that sticks the knife in the hnit/leaf heart and put them out of the playoffs. That would be so fucking delicious.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Anonymous Klingon.

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    2. Sick that according to the cbc fucks that "revenge is a Habs game best served bob cold".

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  10. Wow, I thought this was great and surprised I didn't know. There's hockey for the visually impaired.
    http://hibouxdemontreal.org/historique.php

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  11. OK boys and girls, time to get our shit together and get start concentrating on the only thing that matters right now - the Habs must beat the mutherfuckin' leaf tonight! I am beyond giving a shit about hnic or tsn or bob cold or bjcock or that fuckin milbury fuckin'cock! Just beat the mutherfuckin leaf tonight and then move on. I still don't know how they lost last night (except I actually do - I watched the game - I just don't really understand it. I was giving RC the benefit of the doubt until he sent Gomez out to take a skate at the end of the game. Nothing he can say can justify how stupid that is. If this was high school and it was "his turn", then...maybe - but it's not so fuck him. RC is dead to me. If I am Erik Cole I'm on the phone to my agent saying - "get me the fuck outta this bullshit chickenshit fuckin' embarassment of a team". I don't care how many more games they win or lose this season. Just beat the mutherfuckin' leaf tonight and on the last game of the season. I could go on swearing at my laptop but one of the advantages of living in the UK is that I get to start drinking 5 hours before you lot (without looking a bit sad!) so I've had a Wychwood brewery tour this afternoon, various lagers and real ales, a couple of "organic" ales and a Spitfire just for effect. The wife is on Prosecco and I got Montgomery Gentry on in the kitchen. So fuck it!! Just beat the mutherfuckin' leaf tonight!

    (and my apologies if this gets more vulgar as we approach and then pass game time....

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    1. The more vulgar, the better, this is 4HFuckers territory! Also, KmaXXX, what makes you think we behind the clockers aren't drinking before you?

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    2. Sorry Moeman - present company obviously excepted - my bad!

      And another thing - who fuckin' breaks a stick on a shootout? Who? No one I tell you...oh yeah - fuuuuuck...

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    3. No apologies, except if you break your stick, on a shootout! Maybe the Goat will fire the stick boy live on hnic. You know those sick fucks want it, bad.

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    4. Chin up KmaXXX, I need you to help to rally the 4HF troops when they start losing faith.
      C'mon all 4HFers, this is the fucking leaf, the Habs can crush them, but we need to get our good vibes together to help our team step on those cockroaches.
      GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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    5. No worries juce - I'm here and getting reved for this mutherfucker tonight! I haven't seen any leaf games except when they have played the Habs but I still know they are shit (they are the leaf after all!) and that the Habs can beat them. Are they still crying because Reimer got a hit in the head? We need RBQ to mix it up early and fuckin' beat the shit outta Celine. That would set the tone. I want someone thrown out of the game tonight. Just fuckin'run some stupid mutherfuckin' leaf into the boards then, as they are laying there unconcious stand over them and say "and you can keep that fuckin' piece of shit Kaberle mutherfucker too"

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  12. Dear Hamilton: stop playing Lawson.

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  13. the Maritimer4:34 PM

    Juce, I admire your optimism, but the Habs can't crush anybody right now. I'll take a plain old 1 goal victory just so Mclame and his bruin arse sucking cronies can lament the fact that their beloved leaf are falling behind in the playoff race. C'mon guys dig deep and win one for the 4HF faithful.

    OK, heading out to the Sea Dogs game shortly. Have the PVR set so I'll join you guys in progress or shortly after.

    Go Habs!

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    1. the Maritimer, Hoping for the crush, but I'll take a 1 goal victory any time.

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  14. Anyone wanna bet mclame says how beautiful the city of tronna is?

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    1. Can only mean he's never been out of that hole.

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  15. Not Geoff Molson6:23 PM

    Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
    A: So Leafs fans have a chance to see the Stanley Cup in their lifetime.

    The last time the Leafs won the cup many of their current fans were in diapers. This is ironic since those same fans will be in diapers (or dead) the next time the Leafs win it.

    When I lived out west, I put up with the COTU Leaf cocksucking. At least in those days before the double header, you might get a non-leaf game (or failing that put the Habs on SRC). I hate the Leafs so much more now that I live here. ML$E and all the media have jaw muscles that would make a hooker on Jarvis Street proud with constant Mapledicks in their mouth.

    Fuck you COTU media!

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    1. Wow. Simply, wow!

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    2. why do Toronto fans drink coffee from the saucer, cause all the cups are in Montreal

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  16. Why do they make Cassie wear a men's jacket?

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  17. cASSie looking for bragging rights. Why is she so pro-leaf? Contractual?

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  18. I will spare Moey my opinion of Scott Gomez being double shifted.

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  19. Eat that you cbc fucks. RBQ!

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  20. cbc fucks quite excited.

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  21. cbc fucks all over how the Habs are fucked for that goal. Zero comment on the Habs making the leaf look like dicks on the Habs goal. Truly some sick fuckers.

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  22. I am not going to criticizes TIS on that goal. But I hope he find his jockstrap before the second period starts.

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  23. So what did I miss? Just caught Warhorse. Fuckin' awesome horse!

    RBQ!!

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  24. Bright side: at least they won't get shutout.

    Ugly side: STOP GIVING LOMBARDI BREAKAWAYS

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    1. hugsonofabitch and simpletonson still talking about it.

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  25. check out all the prime seats empty, sick fucks

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  26. one of those has got to go in. I wont mention what I thought of the scott gomez shot

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  28. WTF?! hnic is clocking leaf speed? Worse they have analyzed footage from previous games? Sick fucks.

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  29. did everything but score

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  30. wait for it, the Kessel tracker

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  32. I am liking RBQ and even Kafkalay

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  33. Kmaxxx what are you try to say

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  34. Does cbc even know the Habs have players on the ice?

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  36. Sorry Steve - I missed the first period - came back and didn't see anything of PFK...then he was there for a PP...then he wasn't...then he was back again - so I was thinking maybe Big Randy was fuckin with him for being a dickhead last night.

    My fault for missing the first period...BTW - why is it suddenly Scott Gomez and the Mtl. Canadiens??

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  37. Ripping a Habs draft from years ago? Why? Do they research this kind of shit?

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  38. cbc'ers all want the call waived. Go figure.

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  39. Disgusting leaf bias.

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  40. I take it back about Kafkafuck, why even pretend to shoot, would his shot go end to end, I doubt it.

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  41. First game I could watch in a while, CBC reminds me how fucking stupid they are.

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  42. "THE MONSTER! THE MONSTER! THE MONSTER MAKES ANOTHER UNBELIEVABLE SAVE!" Has this guy even played a full season in the NHL? Has he played in the playoffs? Is he even the starter? Why does he have a nickname? It bothers me to no end.

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  43. "Gomez played 12:17 in the first two periods." It's so wrong to wish injury to another person, but it seems to be the only way to keep him off the ice.

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  44. Speaking of which, can anyone explain to me the shootout line up last night? I was out of town for a while and when I saw that line up my head nearly exploded. Have they completely given up?

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    1. you can only conclude orders from above, no one has hunches about Gomez scoring.

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  45. OK - I think I have my bearings back a bit - not sure what to make of that period so I won't waste my time. I'm finding I'm a lot calmer because I'm not hearing all the leaf talk on the LBC. I can kinda ignore the backhanded shit from RDS.
    But that is not going to help the Habs in the 3rd period. Not sure what will...but something better

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    1. Even better, heels says their monster has an even deeper glove(basket) than before. Sick fuck.

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  47. milbury look positively hammered. NTTIAWWT.

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  48. Just catching up, don't know why my non-hockey friend always seems to visit just before a game.
    Later...
    GYMFHG!

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  49. "The leafs can put the Canadiens 11 points back and eliminate them! But the Habs are hanging around here."

    Hey assholes, your leaf is out of the playoffs too. Oh, and it's tied jackasses.

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  50. heely, "our starting goaltender".

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  51. Sorry, but Kaberle thinks he still plays for the leaf, twice I saw him give them the puck. STAY there.

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    1. That's why I will always refer to him as FULC - Fuckin' Useless leaf c***

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  52. Cue the researched, pre-produced biased footage.

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  53. Freakin`arena is falling apart!

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  55. Go Pheonix, Go St Louis.

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  56. Keep ripping you sick fucks.

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  57. Yeah all the Leaf kids are superstars, and all the Montreal kids are just slow learners

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  58. So the "Monster" - typical leaf bullshit - got a new goalie gotta give him a name to scare people cause it distracts us when he can't stop shit when it counts. Something to talk about instead of how they haven't made the playoffs in a long time.

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  59. leaf, put some money back in your arena, it`s unsafe.

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  61. leaf management should be penalized for delay of game.

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  62. DIAZLING! EAT SHIT HNIC SICK FUCKS!

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  63. Daizling and a assist for Scott Gomez

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  64. Start CHoking your leaf chicken cbc'ers. Its contractual.

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  65. Kafka shot the puck, RC musta told him do it or you turn into a giant bug

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  66. Why dont you talk about what a bust Kid Kadri is, hey, not a bad draft pick assholes

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  67. Keep looking for penalties you sick fucks.

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  68. Kadri fell down, fuck

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  69. Counting completed passes on a PP?

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  70. STILL A GREAT POWERPLAY BECAUSE THEY'VE MADE SOME PASSES!

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  71. heh, cbc'ers normally hate that shitty penalty but not this time. Sick fucks.

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  72. Will the leaf get a freebie PP in the last 2 minutes? Just askin'.

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  73. the leaf completed 13 passes on that power play, and they all tie their own skates as well. WTF

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  74. GO YOU MOTHER PHUCKIN HABS GO!

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  75. You guys all sound distracted by the leaf sick fucks. Turn off the sound.

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  76. How many times will they play that stompin tom song???

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  77. luke schenn make$ more than Kafka.

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  78. Eat that you sick fucks. LEGO!

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  79. Lego my eggo, Nah Nah NaH na

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  80. I'm going to start giving the letter grade "CBC" for my students.
    Teacher what is a CBC grade?
    Well Timmy, you failed the test miserably but you managed to spell your name correctly and not shit your pants. Congratulations, you MONSTER!

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  81. STFU! kadri you skinny little overrated loudmouth fuck.

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  82. Wow, my feed is waaaaaaay behind you guys. I was all like "Lego? Huh? I'm on commercial." Then BOOM! So I guess I should avoid reading here...

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  83. "Subban trying to contain loophole" and, he does. No mention eh you sick leaf suckers.

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  84. Radar report on Schenn, to slow to register

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  85. STFU with this youngest team shit, excuse makers.

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  86. I think I heard a mention that Josh is the shot block leader, You'd think the amount of facials they give that screen would be glowing.

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  87. Hey, 4HF kids, did I mention up above that there'd be a leaf PP in the final 2 mins. Of course I did.

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  88. who could have predicted the leaf get a powerplay in the last two min

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  89. There's that last minutre penalty!!

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  90. Come on leafers, rough it up with some burkian truculence, you pieces of shit.

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  91. I wanna see Moen do douchshark

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  92. T to the Fucking F to the Fucking S™

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  93. check it out, Kmaxxx Moeman and I all said the same thing at the same time

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    1. It is a beautiful thing.

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  94. Nice Habs win.

    Eat shit you sick overrated fucks.

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  95. Price gets first star but it was not a tough game for him. He made it look easy or maybe it was the Leaf

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  96. Fucking mission accomplished mutherfuckers!! We beat these mutherfuckin' pussy ass cocksucking leaf and we beat them by 2 goals scored in the 3rd period. Choke on that you cocks!

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  97. Yu can bet Campolli is being showcased along with Kafka

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    1. Need to dump those two.

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  98. Beeyooootifullll!

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  100. Fuck the leaf and H8NIC

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  101. So straight away to Winnipeg and Florida. CBC runs away with their tail between their legs. Funny how the other game can wait whenever the leaf wins (twice a year).

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  102. 2 precious points!

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  103. Now I need a leafbc feed to listen to the xcuses...

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  104. Thx for the 4HFun kids.

    Beauty new thread is up.

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  105. So the Habs and leaf are now only 6 points apart. I've been gone for a while and didn't look at the standings (my therapist suggested I stop) but this is hilarious after listening to the CBC and my leaf friends. I thought the leaf was in 5th or something. At least Hab fans are smart enough to understand when their franchise is collapsing.

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