Feb 2, 2012

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Ain't got no, fuckin' CHance.
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G Y F H G !

80 comments:

  1. Ah, Groudhog day, somewere will get 6 extra weeks of winter.

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    1. Haven't we been living through a series of groundhog days since late in October? Habs lose a few games - someone gets sacked, they win a game impressively then lose about 3-4 more...we are in the middle of another round of it right now...

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  2. Lebrow was recalled, maybe he'll be in the lineup tonight.

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  3. Mr. natural7:43 AM

    @moe, at some point one of your pics will cause me to masturbate in the office, when that happens (note if) Mrs. n will be after you to help defray bills tec.

    @juce, ya heard that last night, can't hurt.

    @HF29: Dryden at a book signing this evening, I think Indigo Place Mtl trust.

    Enough about Markov, play him, don't play him, completely irrelevant with regard to the rest of the season. Personal opinion, throw him into a couiple of games, or minimized ice time just to ease him back into things.

    In closing all Hail to Willy and Phil, bow to your Gods BOW!

    That is all.

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    1. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/01/groundhog-day-2012-cheat-sheet-from-wiarton-willie-to-punxsutawney-phil/

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    2. Didn't get a chance to respond to your reply to my comment in last game's thread until now.

      Really? Why? Cause I want them to be sellers? Cause I want them to accumulate picks/prospects to be better next year? Cause I want them to win a Cup in the foreseeable future? Cause watching them lose every night pisses me off?

      I mean, "everything must go!" might have been drastic and I've been known to be a tad over dramatic/sarcastic but I still think they should be sellers.

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  4. Man I bet it would be very entertaining to see that girl struggle to put on that outfit.

    I bet it'd be more interesting than the game we'll probably see tonight.


    So does anyone here have any predictions as to when Scott will finally score? I think it'll probably be long past his anniversary date. I really hope that when he does finally score it's on Tim Thomas. Not because of the political stuff but I'd love to have him on the record as being the one Scott finally broke his drought on.

    It'd give me a nice warm fuzzy feeling.

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  5. nice rubber (leather? pleather?) Pants! on that blonde

    I am actually going out later to watch the game. with friends. at a bar. I am embarrassed. at least it's the type of bar with gunk on the floor, giant bottles of beer like in the 70's and furniture that was old even before the 70's. i love that place. "bar" is even the wrong word. it is a "taverne"

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  6. High Glove Side4:39 PM

    great job keeping the enthusiasm under control people.

    @Darth: hope it's after Sunday. If we cant have success, let's max out the absurdity

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  7. A "taverne" can be a great place. Give me that over some trendy club any day. Sadly you can't smoke anymore so part of the appeal is gone. I wish Toe Blake's tavern still existed. I would have loved to have seen the place.

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    1. Replace 'Norm' with '29';
      "Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
      "How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
      "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going Down?"
      "What's new, Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."
      "What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."
      "What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."
      "What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
      "What'll you have, Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
      "What'd you say, Norm?"
"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."
      "What would you say to a beer, Norm?"
"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
      (Coming in from the rain)
"Evening everybody."
Everybody: "Norm!"
"Still pouring, Norm?"
"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."
      "Whaddya say, Norm?"
"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."
      "Would you like a beer Mr.. Peterson?"
"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."
      "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
      "Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
      "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
      "Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"
      "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
      "Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts."
      "What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
      "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
      "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
      "What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
      "How's about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
      "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is, `what's going 'in' Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please, Woody."
      "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

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    2. You know what...I don't smoke but did when I was younger and was never one for regulations, so whilst I don't like that they had to ban something legal, I do appreciate that you can now pop into a pub or "taverne" without everyone in the office (or at home) saying "You went to the pub at lunch didn't you!!"

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  8. Two hours until the puck drops. Get out of the office and get drinkin! God knows we're gonna need alcohol to get us through this game tonight!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  9. Groundhog day. That's exactly what I was thinking this morning when I turned on NBC. Surprise! The Patriots. The same interviews and footage over and over and over and over and over again. I just giggle now. First sign of insanity and now I get to watch the Habs tonight. Pray for me.

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  10. Chris fuckin' Lee is reffing - things just got worse!

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  11. ddd scored with his face!

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  12. Tits! Fuckin awesome goal!

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  13. 2-1 Parise (one of five top 6 forwards that will be a leaf soon, according to the CotU mediots)

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    1. why would anyone want to play for the leaf?

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    2. 'storied' franchise that won cups in a 6 team league.

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  14. ooops...Price wants that back for sure! Now they need to regroup!

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  15. How the fuck is that a penalty?

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    1. Forgot, chrisfuckinglee.

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    2. Mr. natural7:35 PM

      Lee, that's how

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    3. two words - chris lee

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  16. Fuck off Lee - let them play hockey you cock!

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  17. Mr. natural7:37 PM

    Carey WTF you sleeping?

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    1. Both goalies look lazy tonight - Brodeur is there for the taking - looks shaky (he says optimisticlly)

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    2. Mr. natural7:40 PM

      as careers go he's had Habs number more than anyone

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    3. I agree - he just looks...beatable tonight...not that the Habs will see or take advantage of that - look how long FULC held onto the puck at the end of that period!

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  18. Cole is a fucking beast.

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  19. Crash harder assholes.

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  20. It was a goal when it first went in. No need to review. chris fucking lee just likes to be a drama queen.

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  21. This doesn't feel very positive all of the sudden...

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    1. Still up by 1 = positive.

      NB - chris fucking lee can still determine the outcome.

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    2. Yep - and I can't bear to watch so that's me gone - it's as quiet in here as in the arena tonight - so keep the faith Moeman - Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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    3. 'night KmaXXX, I'm here too but only half watching. It seems to turn in our favor when I ignore them.

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    4. Bonsoir maXXX to the K.

      I ain't leaving' tonight or tomorrow (Sexy Friday!).

      Moey, never leave!!!!!!!!!!

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    5. moe, that will never happen.

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  22. CHRIS LEE IS A FUCKING FUCKWIT

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    1. The fucker defines the fucking term.

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  23. Local TSN feed is showing the Giants. Woo hoo!

    Seriously, I'm not into football at tall and have no preferences, but when you have a certain team shoved down your throat every 5 minutes you tend to go off of them.

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  24. SadHabsFan9:00 PM

    Bought some Bushmills to ease the pain.
    Seems to be working so far.
    Trying to decide whether to watch on Bell/TSN or RDS.
    Suggestions?

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  25. Here we go...............

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  26. Our PP is so fucking painful to watch.

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    1. It is vaudevillian.

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    2. So is PK. WTF is up with the dressage?

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    3. Good point Moey. Not sure what gives.

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    4. He just redeemed himself, for now.

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  27. Wow. What a genuine gesture from PFK. Wow.

    Eat that mediots.

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  28. Nail meet coffin. Not our year.

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  29. THROW THE STICK RANDY PLEASE DO IT THROW IT STRAIGHT AT CHRIS LEE

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  30. SPEAR CHRIS LEE WITH THE STICK

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  31. Mr. natural9:34 PM

    as bad as a non call as that was.....here we go again blowing a two goal lead twice in the same game and losing....PHuck!

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  32. Mr. natural9:36 PM

    There you go 5 games just flashed on the screen.

    CRapberle bonehead

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  33. Mr. natural9:37 PM

    G'night

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  34. ... and chris fucking lee masturbates ...

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  35. Cunney stayed on the bench as the team went off. He was yelling to call the refs over. The fuckwits ran. Chickenshit assholes.

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    1. Unaccountable. Always have been. Always will.

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    2. We're just in the crapper this year, nothing is aligned. Shit happens. Maybe it's divine intervention, better years ahead.

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    3. Moey knows.

      hit shappens.

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    4. It's like they're really trying to win, but EVERYTHING is just trying to help them lose.

      Rolling a rock up a hill...

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  36. Last I checked it was 3-1. 5-3? It's embarrassing being a fan of a team that cares less than you do. It's like being a Trekkie at a convention and having William Shatner tell you to tone it down.

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    1. Most of them looked like they cared...

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    2. I didn't see the game, like most games this year. But a professional team cannot give up this many leads late in the game over a single season and pretend to have a do or die mentality. Do you think the atmosphere in that locker room is the same after this collapse as it would be in, say, the bruin room? Wing room? Canuck room? I'm sure certain individuals hate it, but as a group this organization is kind of sad.

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  37. I care about certain individuals on the team, but I think I'm past caring about the organization for the year. Habs fan for life, but I love them like an alcoholic abusive father. I can't be around them until they clean up their act.

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    1. Oh who am I kidding? I'll be back to get smacked around tomorrow night.

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  38. First order of business, get rid of Pleks. I was never happy about that signing, he's too small. Definition of insanity is keep doing the same thing over and over and expect a different result. Ain't gonna happen. We need a true number one center for a start.

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    1. Let's lose gomez first. PleXXXe is rolled into the shit happens season.

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    2. I say Montrealers hold a parade the day gomez splits. I wonder what team would sign him, or if he'll be forced to retire.

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    3. I hear the Jets want him. Apparently.

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  39. This season can fuck off. Just fuck off, get lost, get out of our sights, leave, don't come back, don't write. Just fuck off and leave us be.

    I won't lay the blame for this on Price's shoulders but the moment he let in that first goal I just knew this was going to end badly. It had that feel to it.

    Least we all have Gomey's anniversary to look forward to right?

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