Feb 12, 2012

'it's a mess', yeah, in Carolina, enjoy it asshole ~ Canes Preview

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Kirk, swoon, is back in town, this time as a head coach. RÇ's team is suddenly hot and goes for an unprecedented fifth straight win. The Goat has added some grit by calling up BlanCHe and Sarge. spacek visits the circus. Our ALL-STAR TFS™ starts. Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, stillsad.
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"Winning is awesome. It's better than losing." ~ Price
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Pre-game cutie pie.
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180 comments:

  1. RYAN WHITE AND IAN SCHULTZ JUST GOT CALLED UP!

    Sing it, people!

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    1. And before people go "trade?" it's because Weber is now on the IR :/ Thanks a fucking lot, Kunitz. Arse.

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    2. Thx 4 da upd8 N31. White is alright!

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    3. Once a leaf, always an Arse.

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  2. Anonymous10:59 PM

    Let's make it 5 in a row (welcome back Capitain Kirk! Fuck off Spacek)

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  3. Still enjoying the shit kicking of the Stupid Fuckin Leaf on HNIC last night

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  4. Go Habs Go, for five in a row!

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  5. Go for Five, then ten, then 6 then 4 then 8 and then the parade.
    GYFHG

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  7. I think Jaro 2.0 is being misquoted, honestly.

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    1. You are right, he is not going to kick the CH, it makes no sense.

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  9. the Maritimer11:52 AM

    Welcome back Captain Kirk! My favourite Montreal Canadien of the 90's. I was despondent the day he was traded for the Tin Man.

    Thanks for the update N31, I didn't know Weber got hurt. Hope White and Sgt. Schultz get to play against Bettman's Bitches on Wednesday.

    Am also still basking in the glow of the leaf shit kicking on Saturday. I may feel good for another week or so.

    Even if they don't make it, I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Play the young'uns and let CC continue to mold them into something good. Fuck Gagnon and his cronies.

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    2. I did see that interview somewhere, but cant't remember where. He also said that RC would ask how's the girlfriend, etc...

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    3. I think it was played on HNIC.

      Halak also said a while ago that when he played for us the Coaching staff (meaning Count Peckerhead) never spoke to him at all. No encouraging words, no critiques, nothing.

      Thank god that big eared toad is gone.

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  10. No star of the week for TFS™. Can't have two goalies get the nod.

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  11. I'm excited about tonight - not because the Habs are going for 5 in a row (I've been let down too many times this season for that!) rather, like others have stated, I'm still basking in the afterglow of Saturday night. MY GOD THAT WAS GOOD!

    So let's all get a hold of ourselves and remember that the Habs need to play this one game at a time. The afterglow of Sayrday will disappear pretty fuckin' quick if they don't put this one away in regulation.

    So channel people! Let's get behind our Habs again tonight and make sure they know that we are all behind them. They need us to do that. After Saturday, they deserve that much from us.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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    1. KmaXXX, I will be out cheering the game tonight, I know you can watch the kiddies and keep them motivated and in positive form. As good as we all still feel about the losing leaf, I am sure the HABS feel just as great as well and will carry that with them tonight. I think we might even see some free wings!

      GO HABS GO!
      GYMFHG!

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  12. the Maritimer3:47 PM

    Juce and KmaXXX, cheerleaders par excellence and the eternal optimists. Never say die attitude. Carry on.

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    1. @the M - Kevin Costner said it best (as Elliot Ness in The Untouchables) when he said ..."Never stop, never stop fighting till the fight is done ..."

      and if you know the movie you'll know that there is one more part to that quote - but I won't use that part (hopefully) until much later on in the season.

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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    1. Cutest freckle on TV.

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    2. Like me you give every femme hope, brother

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  15. Saturday's game was just great and I hope we can do that to the Bruins on Wednesday. Fuckers.

    It was awesome humiliating a team for once instead of being the ones humiliated. It warms my cold dark heart.

    If we do make the playoffs after all I hope they take this attitude with them. Go for broke and see what happens. I bet we could surprise the shit out of a hell of a lot of people.

    I wonder if Martin is sitting somewhere steaming about this.

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  16. We win tonight, we have hope, really looking forward to Wed against those Fuckers! G Y F H G !!!!

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    1. Wednesday, bring it on! I am so looking forward to that one! I just hope we get decent, honest refs.

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  17. Once more before I go.

    GO HABS GO!!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!!!!!

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  18. yeaj mitta seen the gunfighter moving in motion, not like a digital slow motion, and what is going down on that screen, I mean what was Whitney Hustons dream, it was a cup for the habs or I take more xanC and you have to admit the lads left her in a panic with our blanics, but the tribe will survive and we will kill off the manic that is cotu and buttman making a crossfire annex. Now I say to my hommy get up and stand down, get up and stand down, yeah that makes no sense and that why I say it, cause if you make sense today the press will betray it, so if they cant find our soul they cant kill our reason ,and that my FHF friends is why we will win that second season.

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    1. unlike Chris Brown, I did not beat anyone to reach that level of inspiration, no I just did what I have done my whole life, I beat myself.

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    2. @Steve - you off your meds again?

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  19. Thing to remember is that Cam Ward id not a sieve like reimeroptimusministeryetanotherhypedleaftender.

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  20. ok let's do this!

    DIE, OPPOSING COACH, DIE!!!

    /oh wait a minute

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  21. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  22. i hate early goals against. so depressing

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  23. i hate early penalties against. so depressing

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    1. especially bullshit ones!

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  24. oh mexican, nice whiff

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  25. This game looks hard and fast tonight - gonna be a tough struggle. Ward looks sharp too.

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  26. I aint be saying Carolias waying, but just playing, till Patchoriti slays them

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  27. well i could have lived with that period. if we weren't losing

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  28. 6 shots FFS - Not GooD! Come on Boys!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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  29. Gonna say it wernt special but not nonsensicalness that we can cycle and broken tires likal, when hits go viral and goals are sterile, its a plague of mediocrity and we are in a lock for Socrates of the goal posts when every shot cost the most, and Bob Cole sees ghosts and Canada salutes the team that mounts the most, cups.

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  30. We are still alive thank you TFS, you make this team thrive, like jungle plant that has no reason, to find a way to win in a difficult season, so stay behind drought this team wants to be ahead of the Leaf win they fall and take a long spring to bash Bostons balls.

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  31. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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  32. I wanna be little ricky or Mr Kim or Justin or downtown Jim, so I practice what I preach and say nonsense instead of speech, and lytte Wayne, I am like you just dress better.

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  33. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

    They are sitting in the dressing room, listen to McSplooge and thinking about Sam Mcgee, and how he was a rouge, and they dont want to be frozen, only find some good ice, and put that biscuit by the opposition one more time than they find Price.

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  34. Oh Lord, Steve is off on one tonight.

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    1. but that's when he's the most fun!

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  35. Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na hey hey goodbye, why do I sing the goodbye song down one goal, cause I love to be in Carolina in the morning, and Georgia too, in fact all the girls named after Google Maps.

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  36. nice elbow to the head

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  37. Gomez hot is like Rosanne Barr naked, possible but highly unlikely

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  38. worst 11 second PP ever

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  39. 'kay, let's see that 30%* PP at work!

    *in the last 10 PP opportunities

    ...

    'kay, let's see that 1st ranked PK at work! Dammit, PFK!

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  41. on a side note during this commercial, are we seeing Vodkov this year? Gio?

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    1. my guess is no, on both counts, sadly.

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  42. HOOO did you see Kafka's angry face, no blame botox

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  43. Saw Vodka tonite, it was a good year, otherwise not a chance.

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  45. Bullshit, and when you took a slapshot from the slot you used to get your face molded to the ice

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  46. spatCHes!!!

    /oh wait

    crap. season over

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  47. This sucks the big one.

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  48. oh fuck, karma got ying and yang mixed up, lots of time to recover

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  49. Not that the Habs are playing well at all, but it makes it harder when you're penalized every time you even look at the other team the wrong way.

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  50. GO HABS GO, you can not will not lose this one

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  51. I don't see a goal tonight boys...I'm worried...

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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  52. matt - watching the collapse8:49 PM

    glimmer of hope fading, fading...

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  53. @orangeman, its almost like some higher power did not want them in the playoffs

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  54. Speaking of which, an interesting fact I learned while listening to the leaf/Habs game on the weekend: The Habs ended the leafs' perfect PK for 2012. But the leaf only had 27 PKs in 18 games this year. That's only 1.5 penalties against per game! And leaf fans complain the most about unfair reffing.

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  56. Thank friggin' God! Woo hoo!

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  58. Pleks proved me wrong!! Thank you Plexxxx!!!

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  59. There we go!

    PleXXXe!

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  60. Super duper Super PLexx saves the day

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  61. Unfortunately, this means they'll get another penalty soon.

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  62. we scored after I switched to 2 Broke Girls. I will continue to watch 2 Broke Girls for everyone's benefit

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    1. well except mine. this show is terrible

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    2. Take one for the team 29.

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    3. haha, I was going to say.

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    4. I was going to watch Walking Dead, but thought it would be inappropriate under the circumstances

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  63. TiTs has gonna have a moment

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  65. Skinner's like a bear with a sore ass.

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    1. Moey, you are just full of animal comparisons today!

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  66. I know it's not Peel or Lee, but the reffing tonight is fuckin shit!

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  67. Colé!!!!!!!

    /2 Broke Girls ended, it was safe to switch back

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  68. Cole! WHAT A SHOT!!

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  69. Getting flashbacks to Kovy there.

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  71. PP's gotta be at least 27th now, right????

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  72. Fucking AAAAAAAA DDDDDDDDD

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  73. Glimmer of hope returned!

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    1. Thx Dude, I was out at a Zumba session.

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  74. I don't know who these guys are, or what they did with our Habs, but I for one absolve them of any criminal acts they may have committed to them.

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  75. Well that sure was a period of 2 halves! I was feeling pretty negative...now, not so much! But I'm really kinda screwed because I have a a day of important meetings tomorrow but I'm not going anywhere now...fuck!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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  76. Mr. natural9:13 PM

    OK First: GYMFHG!! Yeah Baby!
    Second: hey orangie always nice to see the homeless derelicts wander in from the cold
    Third: Called to cotU for a corp meeting, had to give up my tics for the Broonz wednesday, PHuck!

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  77. Holy shit - BB has changed his tune about PFK!

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    1. Even said PFK will end up being a better person. Weird.

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    2. Comment est-ce qu'on dis "Bandwagon" en francais?

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    3. Wagon de band.

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  78. we are fucking mighty

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    1. 120 comments mighty. Crank it bitCHes!

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    2. ok I put on the tinfoil hat and am back in biz

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  80. CHarlize Theron, in a mini-skirted dress is on Top CHef. I am flummoxed.

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    2. Have a lie down, we don't want you getting dizzy and hitting your head mate.

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  81. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  82. Five games in a row they score 3 or more. Gotta love that goal support.

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  84. c'mon, red hot PP!!!

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  85. or, let up a shortie. FUCK FUCK

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  86. KFASZDHJFJV;JKCK.DLFDMV,CM

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  87. Kaberle should be put out to pasture

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  88. Mr. natural9:31 PM

    PHuckin' Stahl, PHuckin' Kaberle

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  89. Ahhhh, there they are.

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  90. @Mr.n: I'm literally being paid to sit at work and do nothing. Ahh, salary. Another 2 week vacay coming my way starting Thursday. If only I had something to do or somewhere to go.

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  91. Mr. natural9:35 PM

    Picture Rick Nash in a Habs sweater

    Gomer bask to his old tricks

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  92. I have masturbated to the thought of Rick Nash in a Habs sweater. TMI?

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    1. Mr. natural9:38 PM

      Not at all, I've always thought you are actually Salma Hayak toying with me.

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  93. *whimpers* Please win this one.

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  95. This team hates holding a lead, unfortunately.

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  96. when you dont have a stick get one

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  97. Mr. natural9:44 PM

    Penalties missed and exaggerated have been disgraceful, where the PHuck was the whistle on the delayed penalty?

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  98. Carolina hasn't won a game when trailing after 2 this season. Habs are nothing but record breakers!

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  99. Unleash the Kraken! Where is TITS

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  100. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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  101. Its the system, let TFS stop it, GYGHG

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  102. Just an idea here, but try not to allow a SH this time.

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  103. AND. HERE. WE. GO! /jack edwards voice

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  106. Mr. natural9:54 PM

    C'mon

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  107. Oh, well, Gomez is out there. Our problems are solved.

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  108. GOMEZ and Kafka lose the puck, wTF

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  109. Mr. natural9:56 PM

    Jesus H CHrist!

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  110. Mr. natural9:57 PM

    puck not bouncing for us...

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  111. Well, they didn't score, but Gomez got 1 min+ of ice time. And the Habs have made it obvious that's more important than winning.

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  112. this is the fucking season

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  113. Well, can't win by playing 10 minutes of the game.

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  114. They sure ain't the 1993 Canadiens with the extra man advantage. Fuck this shit, well for tonight anyway.

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  115. Its over,sell tank I never want to see Gomez or Kaberle again in a red sweater

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  116. Imagine, if these guys could have held onto a lead (FOR ONCE) in the 3rd against the worst team in the East, they could have been within 5 of the playoffs.

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  117. did TITS play, Gomez sure did

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  118. Bring on da broons!

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  119. URGE. TO. BEAT. KABERLE. WITH. THAT. MINI. STICK. RISING.

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  120. I wanna say that there are still 3 games this week and that anything is possible. I also wanna start sobbing.

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    1. No! Just listen to the Pretenders!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zzlROBMTlo

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    2. That or blow off some steam at Zumba ;)

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    3. Nice one iRiRi!

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  121. Why can't this team just tank and stop giving up these glimmers of hope? Why can't they just lose from the beginning, instead of ALWAYS blowing it in the 3rd?

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  122. what a night even Kate looks off,

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  123. Let's be realistic. Terrible 1st. Terrible first half of the second. Some good PPs for 10 minutes. Terrible 3rd. Against a better team it would have been a blow out.

    I haven't watched many games this year but what I saw was some nice plays by the young guys on offence, skill I haven't seen in a Habs sweater for a long time in Cole, and terrible, sub-NHL level defence. I would even cringe if I saw that D in the AHL. Thank goodness Price was solid.

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