Feb 21, 2012

Shit.

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118 comments:

  1. We're 27th! At least for now. Aren't we just great?Someone should give that bag of elephant shit to PG as a thank you present.

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  2. Mr. natural6:07 AM

    I think that the league should eliminate the 8th and final playoff spot, certainly in the east, as it would appear that no one wants it anyway, least of all the Montreal Canadians.

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  3. What a huge disappointment to wake up so early this morning and intentionally check the scorelines as the "Score" app on my phone listed them. It went something like this..."Fuck me it's early - never mind let's see what happened whilst I slept...Hmmm - Winnipeg lost - loser point - meh...Buffalo won - nevermind...Columbus beat the Sharks - who cares...leaf lost -0 Yeah! - bugger - loser point - still...Pens Rangers - yada yada...Dallas 3 Habs...FUCK ME - THEY GOT SHUT OUT! BOLLOCKS! (I live in the UK so I actually say BOLLOCKS - a lot!..."

    So that was my start of the day - at least I didn't lose any sleep over it. And from what I am now reading - it doesn't look like any of the Habs will either.

    Note to @juce - babe it's really getting tough to remain the only cheerleaders but I'm with you - just let me know when to say when!

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    1. KmaXXX, Good thing you didn't lose any sleep on this one. Just not in me to say die yet. But watching that game was brutal, it's like they weren't even trying. Randy L said it when it was 1-0. 'If they feel like they want to actually work, they could turn it around.' I heard there are 8 players with the flu, I hope that was the case last night, I can't see any other reason for that lack of effort.
      Next 3 on the road, I'll put this one behind me. Moving on, I'll hope they try harder.
      @DarthAlexander, Good idea.

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  4. IBrokeMyAnkleJumpingOffTheBandwagonButSaveMeaSeatJustInCase8:54 AM

    Like Darche, I would have told the coach mid-game "Yeah, so I've got the flu so I think I'll go home." Then jet down to Club SuperSexe or some other similar fine Montreal establishment and drink my face off to drown my sorrows. Flu-Schmu! Maybe squid was onto something. Losers.

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  5. A lot of them have the flu and have today off. Okay, we'll be expecting them to come out killing dead things on Friday, right?

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  6. According to Randy Cunneyworth, eight of his players were battling illnesses during the game, including Mathieu Darche who left the game in the third period due to dizziness. Not ready to use that as an excuse, White would prefer his team use the adversity as a rallying point.

    “It’s never fun when you’re losing, that’s for sure. But I don’t think we’re coming apart at the seams here, if that’s what you’re asking,” confirmed White, who played a career-high 17:24 in the outing. “The big thing for us is to stick together. There’s a lot of hockey left and there are a lot of points we can make up. It’s just frustrating when we come out for a game like that and we don’t get the effort we need and we don’t get the whole team going the same way. The bottom line is – myself included – we need to be better.”

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  7. http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Canadiens+were+flat+against+Stars/6188138/story.html

    Speaking of shit, here's a real piece of shit.
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Mike+Ribeiro+plenty+return+Montreal/6187947/story.html

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    1. Mr. natural4:25 PM

      "...I'm certain there's a bigger trade that's happenned".....is this PHuckity PHuck for real?

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  8. the Maritimer11:26 AM

    ti-cul beat me to it.

    I'm not watching this crap anymore this year. Unless they call up Nathan or trade for Huberdeau I'm done.....for now. I expect a management house cleaning when the season is finished.

    They may have been sick with the flu last night but they must have had it more than once this year. Get a fucking flu shot FFS!!!

    I'll stop by here for my daily chuckle though.

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    1. I agree full tank mode, everyone over 25 send them to Hawaii, give the kids a whiff of the big time.

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  10. Vermette a Yote;

    http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=388536

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  11. Pancakes anyone?


    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=66&id=158329

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  12. Less than 1Mb;

    http://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/tsn-tradecentre/id356564930?mt=8

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  13. Not harpo's fake Beatles attempt;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhO1DnNKYbo

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    1. Obama, you can tell he is not a dick.

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    2. Nice to see the man and not always the politician.

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  14. This made me laugh;

    "Will Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have ash on their foreheads in tonight’s [CNN] debate?"

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  15. The Devils have made Zach Parisie the prize of the UFA, it will be nuts, but of course he will sign for less than Gomez. Somebody call his dad remind him he has Habs blood.

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    1. Imagine if TFS™ gets an offer sheet! Shit!

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    2. Thats what is wrong in Montreal, they are not building a team. Players wont come, and will leave. It makes no sense, if I was a player I would want to play on the big stage, and it seems in Montreal the stage manager has scared away all the talent.

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  16. These TSN guys are a round table or right morons... They're also boring.

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  17. So like Friday? Two teams battle for who can play shittier than the other or what?

    I'm going to see the Bulldogs...

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  18. Ouch.
    First there was the goalie who stopped a shot with his face, now there was a goal deflected off of Cap's Perreault's face.

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  19. It too quiet, its like a war movie, expect and ambush at any second.

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  20. So Steve, how's it going?

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  21. Ain't nobody home but us chickens.

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  22. You're right, something's gotta give.

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  23. As I pine for the good old days ... I am thinking that Bettmann and his bunch of stooge owners who know less about hockey then Bettmann are to blame. For decades the NHL did well with a playoff system that let in 4/6 of the teams into the second season. Now it is half. Why? And why do they play into mid April in the regular season? Here is my fantasy. Cut the regular season to 72 games. And then let in the top 2/3 of the teams into the playoffs which should start about late March. US TV wants playoffs. Fans want playoffs. I want the Habs in the playoffs. Lets tip the table a bit. oh and BR says that Gramma Geoffrion (née Morenz) is going to make Blake learn French this summmer.

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    1. Oh, so never mind how good a player is...BR's back on that again? Actually, don't think he ever got off that train. If that's all he can harp on, then I don't consider him a hockey fan, just someone who found his way onto a media outlet where he can spew his opinions.

      As for playoffs, as long as HABS are in, I'm good.

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  24. Touble with the reply again.

    Imagine what learning how to actually write it will do?

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    1. You have to refresh the page before you click reply to comment, or at least that seems to work.

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  25. The news reported yesterday that the internet spy bill Toews wants to pass will have a startup cost of 80 million, about 7 million yearly to maintain (staff to spy on us, etc..) and service providers having to store our data, upgrade their equipment and hiring of additional staff, who will pass the cost down, since this was not a market decision.
    We will foot the bill both as a taxpayer and as a consumer.

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  26. http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=618507&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  27. Here I am hard at work, as you may have guessed I am part of Zombie Patrol.

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  28. Sorry for the light posting kids. Back at it tomorrow, SF!

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  29. tsn are truly sick fucks, a ten minute panel about teams and trades and ONLY the leaf is mentioned amongst Canadian teams. Fuckers.

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  30. The leaf is Shark bait tonight. Let the bleeding begin.*crosses fingers and toes* and thankfully not the boobs. Yet.

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  31. Go Sharks! Boobies crossed.

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  32. Congrats to (Y) and Valechka Emelina on the birth of their new daughter Mila.

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    1. Welcome (y).

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    2. And then the little girl checked papa into the boards.

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  33. LeBrun on PFK, might be the best thing I've read this year;

    http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/7602672/montreal-canadeins-defenseman-pk-subban-just-being-pk

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    1. just take people as they are and accept that. Whats wrong with that, same for TiTs, he is what he is, use it or lose it.

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  34. Bruins are interesting in Shelly? Fuck off, I forbid it.

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    1. Use your powers Moey!

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    2. s/b interested. Looking up voodoo curses pronto.

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  35. 'the passion unites us!' whatevs. Here is the new leaf fan (includes 99.9% of the CotU mediots) motto;

    "Try the veal…"

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  36. Bill Maher is streaming, for fucking free, his new 'tight' one hour set tonight;

    http://screen.yahoo.com/bill-maher-live-28319073.html

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  37. Also, too, FWIW, some CotU twat suggested/pre-dick-ted that he saw a leaf vs. Shark finals ... and I thought I had a drinking problem. (I don't, thx 4 caring)

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  38. 2-0 Sharks! Eat shit CotU mediots!!!

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  39. The Hammer was benched for the last Cap's game. WTF? Quite the mess there, a good start wouuld be to take the "C" off Ovie. I never thought he was captain material.

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  40. Oops, not benched. Scratched. I'm in fucking la la land tonight.

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    1. Too much Shelly on your mind. NTTIAWWT.

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  41. Carter a King, CotU mediots that made him a leaf can go suck it, stupid fucks.

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    1. Hate to self-reply but neither pfuckdaddy of buzzedhockey have this news. Eat shit mediots, especially you wyshynski, you leaf sucking PfOS.

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    2. Now they'll make Nash a leaf. Fuckwits.

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    3. Yessss now people can stop trading him to the Habs.

      They can stop trading Brassard here too.

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  42. I'm getting really sick of these Cammy commercials.

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    1. Moey, do as I do and as I say, click the remote and/or fill up the glass o' wine.

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    2. Bad enough we had to see them online, now just too repetetive.

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  43. Holmgrem just vurped.

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  44. Blob mackenzie can't keep up with his own fat tongue. Chill fat boy.

    heh, ten goes in to 'the leaf' mode and make Dustin Brown the next leaf. Sick, sick fucks.

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    1. And then they mentioned Nash.

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    2. The CotU mediots are more desperate than leaf fan. Too late to get a PSY degree and move to Tranna?

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    3. It's like the Habs don't exist at all. Pathetic.

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    4. Habs exist as funny fodder for these fucks.

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  45. Canes are winning, our GoYouFuckingHabsGo may be in dead fucking last in the East in a few hours.

    Go Jets!

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    1. Still a period left.

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    2. They haven't finished last in a season since 1930. Somehow not quite what I had in mind for a History was made commercial.

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  46. Maybe I'm getting paranoid but TSN might be putting on those Cammy ads on purpose to let Hab's fans think they given up this perfect specimen. Yeah, right assholes.

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    1. Trudat Moey. Nice observation.

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  47. ray ferraROAR! "Its gonna be difficult to play IN Nashville." Pure fucking hockey genius.

    Also, too 'kessposito looks skyward', yup to look at himself on the video replay.

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  48. Is DouCHarek still on the leafs?

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    1. Yup, press box pylon.

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    2. What frightens me is Gainey offered him a contract but he turned it down. Dodged that bullet big time. Wasn't Gainey watching him in his final season with us? He was brutal.

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    3. True but methinks Bob saw some kind of character/loyalty. Dou$he decided to bolt for the extra $250k per. Also, too, Vodkov made him look better than he was and the leaf has no Vodkov. Still find it hilarious that the CotU mediots aren't all over the waste of to 'A's in the press box. Ssssshhhh ...

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    4. Reminds me of McGuire when that signing happened. He said that Markov had been holding back Douche. That's when McSplooge lost me for good. Who's the other "A" moe?

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    5. Colby Armstrong at $3Mper.

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  49. burke called, asked for some truculence, didn't change the score. Goons.

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  50. As they say, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Go Sharks!

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    1. Very late in the game leaf opponent penalty coming up ...

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  51. Notice how tsn hasn't informed it's viewers that the Jets are up 2-0? Sick fucks.

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  52. Look at LA, they love drinking budgies, gotta love them,

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    1. thats the best spell check ever, it was supposed to be buddies

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  53. Sore on the empty net.

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  54. My 4 day long weekend began 5 hours ago.

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  55. Sharks are one lousy team.

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  56. leaf loses, fuck off and die leaf and leaf mediots!

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  57. heh, 'straight to curling', zero time gap. Go!

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  59. Mr. natural9:41 PM

    Ha ha ha Laffs lose Jets gonna win! 9th place PHuck you cotU

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  60. heh, CotU mediots are now totally ripping Carter, after they spooled for days for him to be a leaf. Sick. Fucks.

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  61. Bill Maher just gave Obama $1M. Eat it nutjobs.

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  62. Mr. natural5:51 AM

    @moeman NEVER apologize for your efforts on this site!

    You make the sycophants latched on like Remoras look like corpses with your commitment, thank you.

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  63. Gentleman Gill.

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Gentleman+Gill+gets+unneeded+apology+from/6198538/story.html

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