Mar 4, 2012

CotU mediots, you have maggots in the head and brain

Obsess much? Sure they do. People can talk about the rabid, sometimes racist, media that covers our Habs but this weekend proved one thing and that is that the tranna/leafirst media are truly sick fucks that need some serious help. They ride their blue and white hobbyhorse like a 14 year old who just discovered masturbation. How much jizz is in there and how often can it be released onto the face of hockey watching/reading fans. These losers have some serious compulsive anxiety issues (that includes you pfuckdaddy). It is a deluded fantasy and in a perverse way, I love it! There's a bee buzzing in the Bay St. bonnet and its not just a blustery blowhard like cherry blaming the blow harder burke's bad behaviour. There are no alternative viewpoints with these jerking jackals of jaded journalism, riding on a set of one-way railroad tracks leading to the obvious annual leaf derailment. Another collision course with no playoffs and no sensible sign of contending for a Cup? Yup. Not to worry as their incessant, relentless favourite idea of propped-up leaf pulchritude continues. Wash, repeat and rinse it you sick fucks as it is making this sad season of Habs sucking less painful.
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19 comments:

  1. I can't believe it. I knew I was tired last night, but I didn't expect to sleep so long that I would wake up in early June. It must be summer because all the Canadian media is declaring the Toronto maple leaf as the Stanley Cup winners. It's impossible that they would be so bold and ignorant to do so after one win against the worst team in the East (a game they barely won anyway), while they still sat 11th in the conference, many points behind the 4 teams ahead of them. No, the only reasonable explanation is that I slept 3 months and woke up in this dystopian nightmare.

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    1. Sorry, 12th with the Islanders right behind them. I just hope those poor souls lining up on Yonge street don't get frost bite. Maybe Cherry can warm them up with his hot air.

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    2. Plan the parade.

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    3. Right orange...They beat the worst team in the east. It's like...like...ah forget it...

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  3. Crotchety's Corner last night: ONTARIO ONTARIO ONTARIOOOOOOO oh and watch my shitty CBC movie based on my loser life.

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  4. Not living there anymore makes it so much easier to deal with. Loving the annual collapse from afar. I get to feel just as good without being stuck listen to the excuses. I love it!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  5. the Maritimer8:32 AM

    Good job moe. The only CBC leaf propaganda I heard was the pre-game stuff and mclame grilling Burke about his pal Wilson. If Burke had of been within arms length of ron he would have choked him I'm sure. Speaking of Burkie, I know he is loud but I kinda like listening to him. He talks regularly to the CotU mediots and tells it like it is and basically says fuck you if they don't like it. It's a refreshing approach compared to the Sphinx-like Gainey and the Invisible Man. I think Jack Todd is right when he says the Goat looks down on the media and the fans with contempt. But hey we are only the people who buy tickets and paraphenalia and beer. Big deal right?

    The upcoming draft is going to be so important to the Canadiens going forward. I really hope Timmins doesn't fuck it up. He can't afford to. The guy that Steve linked to yesterday had an interesting idea from what I could gather as I didn't translate it. Looks like he wanted to trade Yakupov (if they get him) straight up for Huberdeau. I would be OK with that. He's been on a tear the last month or so. QMJHL player of the month for February. I don't think Dale Tallon will do it though. If I was him I would keep Jonathan, he's going to be another Jonathan Toews.

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    1. The Saint11:44 AM

      I'm with the Maritimer on Huberdeau. The Habs should trade whatever pick they get (I'm guessing the NHL won't allow them anything higher than #5) + whatever it takes (a 2nd as well or a Weber or Diaz type) to get JH. Doubt it'll happen though.

      And aside from all the CoTU/Ontario/Carlyle Burkake fest on the weekend, there is one thing I envy about the Leafs. They were able to immediately replace Wilson with an English speaking coach without any problems. That's one luxury I'd love for the Habs to have - fuck the language issue! Get the best coach available. Fuck.

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    2. Yes the Maritimer for GM.
      This would not be an issue if the Habs had someone to talk to the media. An assistant coach or maybe a superhot femme.

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    3. the Maritimer1:46 PM

      The Habs picked the wrong year to suck. Last year would have been much better. Huberdeau in their back pocket and Goat-less. If by some miracle they could get Huberdeau out of Florida then they should approach Detroit to get the rights to Tomas Jurco (trade Pleks for him, he would thrive under Babcock) and with Beaulieu already in the system you have the backbone of a championship team to build another one around. Sign Sid next year as a UFA and they are off to the races!

      You know you are getting old when your fantasies are about building hockey teams instead of movie starlets or porn queens. When the hell did this happen?

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  6. Mmmm.... Obessession is one of my all time fave perfumes.

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  9. "It's a big difference if you practice with the team or by yourself," Markov said after his first practice with contact. "You have to adjust to the speed of the guys. I need a little bit of time to adjust to that and I think everything is going to be OK."

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