Mar 16, 2012

Sexy Feline Friday ~ Kate & some Krazy Kool Kats + Ottawa Preview

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Habs take on the Sens in the Nation's Capital. Sens looking to capitalize, earn a point and put some fear into fuckface bettman's broons. Puck drops at or near some corn field in Kanata. No Vodkov. No problem? Squid and Tits scored the game winners in the revious Ottawa games.
Previews from tsn, rds, nhl.
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A bit of nsfw language.
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149 comments:

  1. I love the kat reading the paper, must be the sports page.

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  2. Canes shutout St.Louis.
    Florida beat broons 6-2.
    leaf actually took 1.

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  3. Wonder what TFS is doing with that in the locker room. Can't be for the Bull Riding on 31st at Bell Centre, they'll be in Washington.

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  4. Go Islanders GO, Tampa is in full Tank. Leaf are in full panic. And Saturday is ST Patty's day, the universe unfolding as it should.

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    1. St. Patrick's celebrations start today (actually they've already begun days ago) and the HABS will celebrate another win.
      GO HABS GO.

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  6. Absolutely superb SF moe!!

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  7. Kitty Kat(e) Friday! Adorable!

    I will probably lose cred by asking this moe, but I have to know - Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, Joey Ramone I recognize, but who's the androgynous dude?

    Speaking of Debbie Harry, Videodrome was on Mpix recently. God I love that movie, and Debbie rules in it. And she's naked in it. Mmmm, punk.

    Okay, hockey. On the one hand, I want the Habs to win. On the other, I want to see the Bs fall out of first. On the third hand, if we win every game we have left, we'd have 89 points and that could get us into the playoffs (no I haven't done meth yet today, thanks for asking)

    What I'm saying is, I'll watch March Madness. GO GATORS

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    1. " the androgynous dude"

      Buster Poindexter is an eponymous album released in 1987 by Buster Poindexter, the alter ego of New York Dolls frontman David Johansen.

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  8. Fantastic SF Moeman! Thanks for putting in the effort. Paddy's day is Saturday but I like to think of it as "The Wife's Birthday" - which does kinda negate and huge drinkin' spree with the boys. Never mind, there are 364 other days for that. And here in the UK, it's "Mother's Day" on Sunday, which makes this a total non-hammered weekend for me. So let's hope the Habs do their part and help me to celebrate with a win tonight and then again Saturday against the Islanders. I'm also hoping that their win tonight will really piss the Sens off, forcing them to take out their frustrations on the leaf Saturday night.

    But first...I'm off to the Theatre tonight - my daughter is playing the role of Olivia in Twelfth Night. Should be back in time for the game.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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    1. KmaXXXX, My Mom`s b-day too on 17th. Nee Roarke.

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  9. the Maritimer1:00 PM

    I can't look at Kate Upton anymore now that I know she is only 19. Just don't feel right. Now, I saw Raquel Welch on ET the other night, she's 71 and still fuckin' rocks!

    Ottawa wins tonight and drops the shit-stained ones down to 7th with the Sabres breathing down their necks. Gotta like that. I would love to see those dirty bastards (B's) go from the penthouse to out of the playoffs. Fuck you Jacobs.

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    2. @the M, You're foresight is awesome.

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  12. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  13. Thank you goat, KA CA returns for the Sens game. Vodkov will look after the baby.

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  14. the Maritimer4:09 PM

    No KA, he's still in Hogtown, probably at his cottage in Muskoka changing diapers.

    Regarding the Gomereaha and Kraperle (both shitty) contracts, I see Gomer being bought out and to Juce's dismay, hanging on to Kaberuseless. They can use him as a #6 or 7 defenceman, managing his minutes, and mostly on the PP. Can'tpoli is definitely on the move as a UFA anyway. They need to get a legit stay at home defenceman like Big Hal, but one who is a better skater and with a mean streak. The prospects should in no uncertain terms be in the AHL for one full year like PK.

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    1. Noooooo! Someone must want him, please.
      Maybe it's twins and they just missed one and he'll have to stay there for the second delivery. May those diapers be loooooose when it's his turn.

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    2. The Ka is reported to having an "upper body" injury. Either he was the one who gave birth or that's one massive headache... I say take all the time you want.

      Big defenceman upcoming: Tinordi. He's like Gill but meaner. Frankly I wouldn't be shocked if Morgan Ellis made the team next season though.

      And I think it would cost more to buy out Gomez... Next season he's paid less so maybe a team needing to reach the cap floor would take him. The kids do like him in the room so there's a selling point.

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  15. Number 7 pick is a toothpick and number 3 is a forest, just saying

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  16. ...if music be the food of love, then play on...what a night already! Needless to say, my daughter stole the show tonight. I'm still buzzing at having watched one of my creations shining with so much talent. She must get it from her mother but I'll take plaudits tonight...and now fr something completely different...

    SO what do we really think the story on The Goat is? Is he history? I saw Geoff Molson on the telethon phones the other night - was he talking to someone about a job? And if you called in and actually got through to Monsieur Molson himself, would you be allowed to suggest he pull his finger out of his ass and do something to help our team?

    I don't want to start another season with fuckin' leaf rejects and multimillionaire floaters, so let's hope things happen soon!


    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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    1. a dozen post-show roses to mini-Mrs. Kmax!

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    2. Cheers 29! (and I'd ask that you refer to her as mini-Ms. Kmaxxx (she's but 13!)

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    3. Km you misunderstood my grammar / syntax. I meant "Mini Mrs K" as in she's a smaller version of her mother. not sure if that's better or worse

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    4. Cool 29 - she was flattered...and so was her mother!

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    5. Yes and now that we are straight on that, me to.

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    6. Congrats to the emoting offspring.
      If I had an extra grand to blow, there was an invitation to Molson's box for the 1st to pledge it. I would been holding the phone and redialing and hour before the start.
      He couldn't hang up on you there.

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  17. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  18. Looks like Blunden is back tonight! Liking that!

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  19. Roast beef in the slow cooker and asparagus soup (green for St.Pat's although I`m an orangeman - never go out wearing orange on St. Pats).

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    1. the Maritimer6:56 PM

      When I met Mrs. Maritimer, a Catholic, I used to wear this bright, bright orange Miami Dolphins t-shirt when we would go out on St. Patrick's day. I used to get the odd menacing look, but managed to keep from getting in any fights. When you are young and stupid....

      Anyway, I converted to the green side, so no harm done.

      A poster over at HI/O claimed he read a rumour that Geoff Molson has approached Patrick Roy to coach them next year and Julien Brisebois will be the new GM with perhaps Vince Damphousse as an assistant. Crazy stuff. I wouldn't mind if Cunneyworth came back next year. He was thrown to the wolves and handled it with class. I'd give him a shot. We are going to have lots to talk about in the off season.

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    2. Don't see Patrick as a Habs coach - why would he take that on now? Team is a mess and he'd catch the shit - not gonna happen. RC has had his moments and will learn - depends on who is calling the shots next year

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    3. Roy was quoted when RC took over that he was waiting for a call. Sheesh.

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  20. (Y) is back and Vodkov taking a rest so he's ready for Saturday night.

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  21. Welcome back (Y), just try pinning DDD again - no chance.

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  22. my bracket is about to be busted

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    1. one of my brackets busted. but i do love a 15 over a 2

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    2. the Maritimer7:01 PM

      My bracket is still good, I had Marquette over Missouri in round 3. More crazy stuff. I have Kentucky and Ohio State in the Finals with Kentucky winning.

      Also in a 12 team draft pool, I picked Ohio State 4th, the guy ahead of me took Missouri 3rd....C Ya!

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    3. my 2nd bracket is good too, with my Gators over Missou next round.

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  23. Mr. natural6:58 PM

    Hey there bitCHes, Mr. n in da house!!

    I'm back baby and so very pleased to see the Laffs have continued to tank! :)

    Gonna get a good sound sleep in my own bed and recover from a week of wretched excess.

    Please let me know if anyone's dead or if Geof grew a pair or any other exciting tidbits I may have missed.

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    1. Did you have a good time? Welcome back mate.

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  24. No T-Boom Boom tonight...desole

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  25. Love the HNIC theme music...perfectly bi-lingual theme music I might add

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  26. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  27. cmon, 10 wins in a row!

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  28. fucking CHRIS LEE

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  29. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  30. Shit...chrisfuckinlee

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  31. Camera angle in Ottawa is like sitting in the Gods!

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  32. everyone's fighting the black man

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  33. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  34. Don't let chrisfuckinlee get into this game - he'll turn it on its end and the Habs will be fucked...

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  35. pLExxe sHORTY!!!!

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  36. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  37. Plexxe - now that's a mutherfucker!

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  38. Gorges must have bruises everywere. What a trooper.

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  39. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  40. Not Rusty's best effort...but Neil is a cock!

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    1. He`s a little rusty.

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    2. Staubitz was at the end of his shift. Neil really picked his spot...

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  41. Tell that fucking zebra, RC.

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  42. I told you - don't let that cock chisfuckinlee into this game!

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  43. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  44. FuckingChrisLeePrick!!! Someone put a MOB hit on him!

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  45. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  46. That call on PK was BIG STINKY POOP. Chris Lee is a fuckwit. Maybe Erik Cole will punch him if/when he scores tonight...

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    1. Even stinkier is lee's fucking attitude when he dishes out a penalty. Skinny little puke runt with a stick up his ass. Jerk.

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    2. Time for Blunden (does he have a nickname?) to step up and school Neil

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    3. I think Lee rather looks a bit like ratface, with rhinoplasty.

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  47. That Doritos 'bird of prey' ad is fucking hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg82OkLONxU

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  48. So here is my theory on what is going to happen. The Habs have made the fatl mistake of allowing chisfuckinlee to get into this game. He is now going to call everything and they are fucked. The PK will now spend the next 2 minutes on the ice with shitloads of traffic in front of the net, someone will hit Gorges with a shot from the point and cantpoli will end up hitting it into his own net.

    All because they gave chrisfuckinlee an excuse to start blowing his whistle.

    And PFK needs a fuckin slap for punching out that guy in front of his net - when he was supposed to be killing a penalty. There is a time and a place my son!

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  49. ...and it continues,,,

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  50. Chris Fucking Lee...we're so fucking fucked!

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  51. chris nilan8:18 PM

    EAT IT LEE!!!!!

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  52. RDS: Stats when fucking lee is reffing this season for the Habs -1 in 3.

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  53. I'm streaming the game from CKAC...Can't stress enough how much McGuire is awesome!

    Seems like we're spending a lot of time in our zone...

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  54. Pierre Poutine should have made a robocall to Lee (on behalf of NHL, of course) telling him the game was at Bell Centre.

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  55. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  56. JM at the game, handed in his CV to keep on file.

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  57. Go choke on your fucking whistle, Lee. And I forbid anyone to do the heimlich.

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  58. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  59. OK - I now return to my rant from last night...You can't score goals if you don't take shots on goal. 8 shots in the first and maybe 1 shot so fat this period - COME THE FUCK ON _ SHOOT THE PUCK!...actually start by controlling the puck for more than 2 seconds at a time, make a few passes and shoot the puck!

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  60. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  61. Should have been a penality for that boarding of Patches. Should have been a major for boarding PFK in the back.

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  62. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  63. Again only a minor penalty. What the fuck...should have at least been a boarding major. Why? Just 'cause the player isn't wheeled off? Fuck these idiots.

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  64. So does Michalef get 3 games for the hit on PFK?

    And you see what I said earlier - the Habs gave chrisfuckinlee licence to blow (which he does) and now he's going fuckin' mad

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  65. Fucking Campoli, I think his Lees cousin or something.

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  66. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  67. This is ridiculous, way too many penalties. Crap game.

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  68. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  69. Another one? Holy shit...

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  70. Holy FUCK...3 shots on goal in the 2nd! WTF

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  71. chrisfuckinlee has killed this game completely. 3 shots would usually send me ballistic but they spent the period killing penalties...I know they had a couple of their own but that's not the point. This game is going to kill the Habs for tomorrow night because of how much ice time the PK unit is logging.

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  72. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  73. 1st period MTL 10min + 2 majors.
    OTT 4min + 2 majors.
    2nd period MTL 6min runover to 3rd.
    OTT 6min

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  74. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  75. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  76. Show the biased fucking refs that the CH are better than they!
    GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  77. FUCKING CAMPOLI WHY DO YOU LET HIM ON THE ICE, WHY DO YOU EVEN LET HIM LOOK AT THE ICE???????

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  78. Campoli, go have a baby, just like you play hockey, your partner can do all the work.

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    1. the Maritimer9:49 PM

      That's a little harsh.

      He is a turover machine though.....heh, heh

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    2. Apologies, I should have put that another way. I still think him and Kantberle make a great pair - for the opponent.

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  79. Half the 3rd period is over and the Habs have had 1 shot on net. 1 shot...let's just pause for a minute and consider that for a second...1 single shot...

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  80. domi it up neil.

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  81. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  82. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

    GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  83. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
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  84. Loser point - didn't deserve anything more to be honest

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  85. I dont care what anyone says, THE FUCKING REFS WON - AGAIN!!!!

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    1. Them and Campoli.

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    2. Yep - chrisfuckinlee killed that game and helped the sens climb over the broons

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    3. But wait, should we have mixed feelings about this???

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    4. I guess there is a positive side after all.

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  86. Go Sens, tomorrow night.

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  87. OK - Good news is that the broons are now in 7th place!!

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  88. Laughable...when our top line is not scoring, we lose. But it's hard to have our top line when you spend the game in the box.

    And honestly, I know Price is doing all he can, and he's doing it great, but man these shots are brutal. That game winner should've been a save. Easy for me to say, I guess...Myers scored the same goal...Anyway, LOSER POINT FTW!

    G'night everyone!

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  89. You're welcome Ottawa. LOL Boston.

    Price robbed of a star 'cause of auto-OT star. Kuba played like shit all game, was one of the big problems for their powerplay. He's like their Campoli... The fact he's in the +20s this year is a sign of the apocalypse.

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    1. This must be when he reaches for that lassoo hanging from his hook.

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  90. Revised:
    Stats when fucking lee is reffing this season for the Habs -1 in 4.
    Just saying.

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  91. I'm gonna have a word about someone her and it may upset some of you...but I fuckin hate Lars Eller. He's a fuckin' floater hotdog "I scored 4 goals in one game so fuck you I'll do it my way" pain in the ass who needs benching. I was watching him tonight and his work ethic sucked. Loads of hot dog stick handling that mostly went wrong. At one point in the third he was in the Habs end surrounded and he tried his bullsit dipsy doodle to try getting out of the zone. It didn't work and PFK had to cover his ass. I'm just tired of his "attitude". Nothing wrong with being cocky but back it the fuck up with a goal now and then asshole!

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  92. I hope Michalek gets called by Shanahan and gets suspended.
    Be consistent.

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  93. RC says for the few that put their hearts in it, hes disappointed for.

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    1. I like RC - He's fighting a losing battle but at least he's fighting...

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    2. I do too, for everything he had to face from the onset, he maintains professionalism and looked adversity right in the face. I also like that he speaking out about the refs and calling them on it on the ice. Kudos.

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  94. Poker anyone?

    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=0&id=165050

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  95. See you next Friday, Sens when Lee is not there. (I hope).

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    1. chrisfuckinlee - see you next Tuesday!!

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  96. I'm done - a prochain mes amis! Bring on the Islanders!

    For most of March 17th is St. Patrick's Day - and i urge you to drink as much Guinness as you can in celebration of the day. For me, March 17th is "The Wife's Birthday", so let me be the first to wish her a happy birthday! Sláinte!

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    1. Happy birthday to the Mrs. KmaXXX an my mom.
      Erin go braugh!!

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  97. Apparently RC spoke publicly against RBQ yesterday, I must of missed that.

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    1. He was asked how he felt about his play and answered honestly that he was disappointed and that RBQ could bring more and be more physical. He's been patient enough with him.

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