Mar 10, 2012

Tick, tock goes the playoff clock ~ Habs' season springs forward in VanCity ~ (Vodkov!?!)

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Remember to set your watCHes, miCHrowaves and alarm CHlocks ahead. Enjoy the weather, get some fresh air, don't drink too early and enjoy our Canadiens as they play the Canucks at a normal evening game time, 7pm PST. Van fan should be happy that the sick fucks at cbc/hnic didn't get the game pushed back three hours to suit their selfish CotU needs. Word is the hot PatCHes is on After Hours. That'll be on at something like 3am EST. Previews from rds, nhl, tsn and the burkebashers. Go Flyers.
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N31 got a new pup!
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169 comments:

  1. R.I.P. Herb Carnegie and Nik Zoricic. Condolences to all friends and families.

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  2. RIP :/

    Hope the Habs show us something tonight. Toaster's first game!

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  3. R.I.P. Herb Carnegie and Nik Zoricic. Condolences to all friends and families.

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  4. Guys...Gals...work with me please - are you moving the clocks ahead tonight? Because that's gonna fuck with my game watching until the UK catches up, which I think is still a couple weeks away. Just let me know so I don't wake my Mom up when I call her tomorrow. I usually wait until at least 9 am EST (2 pm GMT)...don't fuck with me guys - this is serious! She's 80 so she needs her sleep!

    On another note - Vodkov goes tonight? Really? Or is that still a rumour? On the plus side - if he does, does that mean that FULC gets the night off? I hope so...

    So with an 8 hour time difference, you'll all appreciate that I'm gonna pass on the game tonight. The weather here was awesome today so it was steaks on the BBQ with a Grand Reserva Chilean Pinot Noir. I got no hope of making 3 am at this point...unless I get the kids to bed soon and get stuck into the Port - I'll update you later.

    But someone get back to me about that daylight saving thing please...

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

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    1. Move your clocks ahead one hour 4HFers, you can have sex in the Sunday AM, or go to CHurCH, or both. Vodkov!

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    2. This Vodkov sensation has my timing all fucked up...you guys moving forward an hour is actually better for me. It means that there is only a 4 hour difference from tomorrow until the end of the month. Excellent!!

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

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  5. MARKOV MIGHT PLAY TONIGHT. Totally freaking out now! WOO!

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    1. broons lost to the Caps, which busts the leaf a little bit more.

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    2. Marky ? *faints*

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    3. Best news today! Please, bench Kaberle, please, please.

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  6. *rubs forehead* Fuck, that hurt. I love Viggo, he doesn't miss an opportunity to piss off the CoTU.

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  7. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    GO VODKOV!

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  8. Vodkov a go? Can we run the table and get into 12th?

    GYFHG

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  9. RDS guide still shows HABS game @10pm.

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  10. Who fucking cares what craig simpson has to say?

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  11. Gauthier announced that Vodkov will play on Bulldogs radio.

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  12. ron mclame makes me sick, literally, the guy is puke-inducing. Like sticking a finger down your throat he should market himself as a to-be-hung-over so might as well get rid of the bile remedy. Sick fuck.

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  13. Last OTT v. BUF game I attended 98-99, I met and took in the game with, Jean Beliveau.

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    1. the Maritimer7:25 PM

      Wow! Lucky you!

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    2. Tell me about it. My customers were blown away. The man took time with everyone, most not even close to being hockey fans. I had the opp. to sit on the couch and quietly chat about the Habs (and my love for them) and hockey. Mr. Beliveau stayed until the end. I recall an OT loss for OTT. H glad handed all the folks as they left. Pure awe.

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  14. the Maritimer7:24 PM

    Heh, heh, Healy was saying something in the mike and I could hear somebody on the Phlyers benCH say "suck it phaneuf - wooooooo!!". Too fuckin' phunny!

    What was mclame spewing tonight moe? I tend to blank him out.

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    1. That is exactly what Hartnell said at the All-Star game.

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    2. Same old leaf can still win it because they are the leaf and teams like OTT and MTL have issues. Keep the PHI game info coming as the OTT game is my feed here.

      1-0 OTT.

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  15. the Maritimer7:27 PM

    Bob Cold can't even say a name. Just leaf do this, phlyers do that. Meh. Retire already.

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    1. That old coot's best/worst was calling Theodore (whilst a Hab) Thibodeau. Methinks his scrambled brain thought Thibault.

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  16. We coulda had Jagr.

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    1. Fun thought but methinks he was PHI or PIT bound. Weird that he chose PHI.

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    2. the Maritimer7:41 PM

      Jagr used the Goat and Montreal as a bargaining chip. Probably got an extra 500g's out of it.

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    3. Haircuts aren't cheap.

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    4. Didn't Goat go and seek him out? I thought that was the reason he decided to come back.

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    5. Forget Jagr. He was playing us. Probably because he knows how much media is in it so if he says "Montreal", a billion mediots jump on it instead of half that from the entire state of Pennsylvania...

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  17. the Maritimer7:40 PM

    Still 0-0. leaf can still win the Cup.

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    1. Plan the parade.

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    2. Only the Mayans know.

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  18. They so want the leaf to get that 1st goal, they keep saying it as if it'll make it happen.

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  19. Bolts Canes tied @2 after the 1st.

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  20. Just got an email from a lawyerly friend of 4HF. I'm fine-printedly told that PST game times and After Hours comments cannot be tabulated as part of any ice creaminess. I mentioned that the comments clock is screwed by 3 hours and was given an 'oh fuck'.

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  21. In soccer, MTL 0, VAN 2.
    Hockey has 3 periods, what does soccer have?

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    1. 2 45 minute halves. Non stop time and then they add some time on at the end of each half (usually 3-4 minutes)

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    2. Thanks KmaXXX, I was wondering why the clock said 90 in the 2nd and time was added.

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    3. That's the thing about soccer that I appreciate. Most games over here start at either 3.00 pm on the weekends or 7.45 at night. With a 15 minute interval at the half and time added on after each half, you know the game is over by about 10 to 5 or or quarter to 10 (give or take). And you'd be surprised at how many games are decided in dying seconds of added time.

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  22. Lets not forget that cherry put a bounty on Sid the Kid's head.

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  23. Hartnell and Phaneuf keep going at it, they were the only player to fight at the All-Star.
    Go Phlyers!

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  24. What a save by Miller on someone from Ott. Good game!

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  25. the Maritimer8:22 PM

    I'm back. Is there a more annoying announcer than fucking Andy Frost? What an asshole that guy is.

    Wayne Simmonds beat the shit out of Joey Crabb but Cold and Galley said Crabb won because he "got one good right in. leaf never lose at anything. Sick fucks.

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  26. Last one for me tonight! A prochain mes amis!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Goi!!!

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    1. Goodnight KmaXXX.

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    2. Keep those fingers warm.

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  27. No matter what the leaf do, they put a positive spin on it: 'great shot but wide of the net'. How is that a great shot?

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    1. It is their team. Unethical, unprofessional, zero integrity fools. They reflect the multi-decades lameness of their team.

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    2. And uncouth, unworthy, beatable.

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  28. Kid Karlsson scores.

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  29. Too lazy to check but I am pretty sure the leaf have had more PPs than PKs in almost every game this year. Pure ref bias.

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    1. So far they had 2, there was also a man each team and played 5 on 5.

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  30. Sabres tied it.

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  31. Soccer finished, so RDS now showing the Sabres game.

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  32. FWIW, the hotstove should be renamed the hotairstove. Just a bunch of pat on the back losers that think their opinion matters. It doesn't.

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  33. eric francis is a dirtbag.

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  34. heh, POS mclame calling for a 10 min misconduct if you bang a ref. Maybe call it the sundin rule ron? You POS sick fuck?

    NB - PSO mclame is considered to be the greatest ref not reffing (in his own fucking lame mind).

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  35. 483 days since the last game Markov played. W-O-W.

    GYFHG!!!

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    1. Let's hop for a great comeback. Let's hope they bench Kantberle.

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  36. C'mon, Phucktards, you're a better team than they are, score FFS!

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  37. Islanders 1-0 in the 3rd.

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  38. Canes 3-2 in the 3rd.

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  39. Kid Karlsson again. Give him the Norris.

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  40. Islanders lose, Carolina wins, now tied with leaf pending tonight's game.

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  41. Kessel gets pissed off at the camera being on him at the bench.

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    1. No, twice he sneered and motioned at the camera.

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    2. CotU arrogance.

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  42. leaf lose in shootout.

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    1. Woulda been better in reg. but they still lose.
      woohoo

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    2. Gives em' hope. Losers.

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  43. Sens bag a loss. Refs raped them. Sabres extra point makes the leaf puke. Bonus.

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    1. Freaking refs, everytime. But glad it hurts the leaf.

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  44. And now...
    GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    GO VODKOV!

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    1. Looking forward to Andrei's comeback. Pure class player.

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  45. STFU simpson, you fucking hnic hack.

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  46. 90th comment ... late might ice cream?

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  47. Wow, check out TFS in the cowbowy hat and suit. Like one of the Cartwrights come to town.
    He looked great actually.

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  48. the Maritimer10:05 PM

    I'll stick around for the 1st period. Couple of Gibson's and 7up and off to dreamland. Hope Vodkov comes out unscathed and Carey finishes the game with his hide intact. Think Mad Max and Chris Higgins will be up for this game?

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    1. We know how Lapierre is, hope that we don't bite. If so,
      sick (beautiful, sexy, bedroom eyes, man of braun) StaubitZ on him.

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  49. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    GO VODKOV!

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  50. I see we have the green men for our entertainment.

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  51. Vodkov only get 'injured' in tranna.

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  52. Wow, Gomer took a shot.

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  53. Hughson gets wet, easily. Chill dude and check the standings as the Habs are no where near 1st place.

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  54. A 2nd SOG would be nice.

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  55. Lady at corner store during the summer told me that she was sure she saw Georges Laraque at our IGA, A friend of mine who lives on that main street told me last week that he saw him all summer long. So he's in the hood.
    A few yrs ago, I used to see Yvon Lambert at the local watering hole. First time I saw a Stanley Cup ring up close.

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  56. hnic simpson guy sounds somewhat racist. Par for the cbc course?

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  57. PFK in the box, green hold signs reading: Keys to victory (2 boxes labeled VAN MTL) bilingual coach. Van box checked off.
    Keys to defeat: captain makes 3.75million per goal.

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    1. green guys can be funny but they are no where as racist as the majority of the hnic crew.

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    2. This is true. I'm always amused by the green men, never thought them to be racist though.

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    3. *buzzer* Gomez isn't Captain.

      Should be:
      [x] Outshot horribly
      [x] Campoli a regular defenceman
      [x] Kaberle

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    4. Yeah, I knew they got that wrong.

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    5. 'Racist' in regards to the green things was not proper on my behalf, meant maybe xenophobic. This is not to suggest that the majority of the cbc/hnicers are not racist, as they are. Weird. Must be the harper times we live in or the fact their leaf keeps sucking.

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  58. Is Toaster enjoying the game?

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    1. Toaster is asleep next to me so...I guess so!

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  59. TOI Campoli 6:33
    TOI Markov 4:54
    TOI Shitberle 4:48

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  60. Much better period.

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  61. Staubitz wins!!!

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  62. cbc, "its a fun game'.

    Why the fuck do you leaf lovers care if two Canadian teams having a fun game matters. Sick leaf fucks.

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    1. I switched to RDS right after Flyers, can't stomach those guys and avoid tuning in to them unless I absolutely must.

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  63. Hello! *hic* Just having a little nightcap & gonna try to stay up.

    @31, aren't the furkids just precious when they're sleeping?

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    1. Yup, it's yummy and soooo relaxing.

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    2. OMG absolutely. He's curled up in a ball and snuggling his toy.

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    3. Sadly he's farting like mad. How something so tiny could be so stinky...

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    4. When they're little they eat everything, dust balls, blankie fluffs you name it. My Matisse was only 12 ounces when I got him, he could poop and fart for Canada.

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    1. Only took the 21st shot.

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  65. ti-boom boom!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  66. BamBam deserved that! Woo!

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  67. Fuck off hughson.

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    1. He's just upset he missed the dull boring Leafs game.

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  68. This game shouldn't be so much fun. WTF, because it's not the leaf?

    What if we go on a fourteen game winning streak? I wouldn't put it past this team.

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    1. Wow, you're giving me wild, hopeful dreams.

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  69. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    GO VODKOV!

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  70. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    GO VODKOV!

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  71. The two cbc/hnic sick fucks are talking about nothing but Van playoff positioning. Hey, idiots, there's a game on.

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  72. Vodkov is fucking incredible on the PK.

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  73. Vodkov and PFK! on the PP is the punCH in the face this team needs/needed.

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  74. I hope to see more Markov/PK hugs.

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  75. hey, cbc fucks, your Habs graphics still include Squid. Wake the fuck up and fix it.

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  76. Welcome back, Vodkov!

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  77. Maybe the Canucks should stop acting...
    Colé!

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  78. simpson just said the Habs are out of it. Who's math/meth is he using? Sick fuck.

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  79. WTF? Showing Campoli as a Hawk? Why not show the too many men on the ice broons fiasco?

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  80. cbc/hnic, can never, ever, find something decent to say about a Habs lead.

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  81. BEST GAME OF THE SEASON? BEST GAME OF THE SEASON.

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    1. IN Vancouver too. Maybe Habs can fix that "Montreal Teams Suck In Vancouver" crap?

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  82. FUCK YEA that was awesome. Green Men best fix their signs.

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  83. Sweet! That's what happens when TFS Cartwright moseys into town with his posse.
    woohoo!

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  84. Nice try cbc/hnic. You sick fucks pissed on Boom-Boom's grave, the night he died to praise a piece of shit like domi. Sick fucks.

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  85. 3 stars
    TFS
    Cole
    t-boom boom.

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  86. Habs toastered the Nucks!

    Toaster is 1-0.

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  87. "a lot of haters" ?

    Prove it asshole.

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    1. Yup, pjstuck says a lot of people hate PFK!

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    2. He's such a hypocrite, depending which channel he's either RDS or CBC, he goes either way.

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  88. Habs are only 4pts behind loser leafs.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  89. Goodnight everyone.

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  90. Wow, what a great session with PatCHes. The kid is well-spoken, a class act and loves being and representing the Montreal Canadiens. A definite cornerstone of our team's future. He brought a huge dose of what decent, honest hard work and presence is all about. cbc/hnic are lucky to have had him on. Too bad their corporation's hate for the Habs limits this type of excellent opportunity to see and hear from one of the game's best young stars.

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  91. so what'd i miss?

    WINNING STREAK!!!

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  92. the Maritimer9:53 AM

    I managed to get halfway through the second period before Dr. Gibson did me in. Fortunately, set the PVR up for the game and the After Hours segment since moe mentioned Max was going to guest. It is indeed rare that CBC would give any Canadien air time. Wonder if there would be as much "hate" for PK if he was a god-like leaf?

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