Apr 29, 2012

PBAMFK!, our Bad Ass Mutha Fucka hurt his Bad Ass Mutha Fuckin' ass using his Bad Ass Mutha Fuckin' ass

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  1. From the other room I hear my daughter:
    'Mom are you listening to Of Monsters and Men?'
    Thanks, moeman, she now thinks I'm cool.

    Not really, she thinks someone on the blog I go on has good taste in music.
    She's right. (this time)

    I was laughing my head off reading the header. Funny stuff!
    Great pics.

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  2. I gotta get a pair of those glasses.

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  3. Excerpt from story on Marcel Bonin.

    While he picked up a very respectable 272 points in 454 games, Bonin’s greatest career moments were owed to Maurice Richard, or more precisely, to “The Rocket’s” absence. Borrowing the injured Richard’s new gloves in 1959, he seemed to magically inherit his captain’s nose for the net. Bonin scored 10 times in 11 games and capped the season with the Stanley Cup.

    Asked to comment on his incredible playoff run, Bonin jokingly declared, “If I’d known how it was going to turn out, I’d have borrowed Rocket’s jock as well.”

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  4. Saw the hit on the news. PK ran Sbisa over! But no idea what looks hurt. So yea. We'll just say it's his bad ass mutha fuckin' ass.

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  5. Something's happening!

    REPORT: CANADIENS INTERVIEW MCGUIRE FOR VACANT GM JOB

    http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=394594

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    1. Yea last weeks news. TSN is slow.

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  6. Habs paparazzi dude claims PK has a torn MCL. Considering it's 2am in Switzerland, and there's nothing officially reported from John Lu who's over there and would be all over that and thensome, I don't see much truth in it. Though it wouldn't shock me if it's a minor tear that he'll need to fix one of these days (ie. still functional). Anyway, grain of salt, etc. he wouldn't be walking about talking with reporters after the game if that were true.

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  7. Moeman - another beauty headline - except when my kids come over and look at whatr I'm laughing about, they start reading the headline out loud...oooops - "Windows was not shut down correctly" message this morning!!

    Must be such a relief for you not to have to use that fuckin' broon tag any more!!

    Get well PFK!

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  8. Anyone out there watching ManU-City? God I love "working" from home.

    Puck-side, today I've decided I'm rooting for the Kings. I'm sure in two hours I'll choose someone else.

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  9. I'm rooting for the Caps.

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  10. Go Caps, Blues and Yu Darvish.

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  11. I think I'll root for the Kings too. I wanna retire there someday, need to support the local team.

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    1. LA is kind of creepy. Razor wire on rooftops? Do they have a Batman problem?

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  12. Nobody actually lives in LA. It's 60 miles long and the surrounding areas are pretty nice.

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  13. Go Black Beauty!

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  14. Eat shit NYR and fuckface bettman.

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  15. Hey look! The real Brian Elliott has returned.

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  16. PK scores and puts his hand to his ear to the Boston crowd. People claim he's a punk.

    Ovi scores and puts his hand to his ear to the New York crowd. People claim he's answering the critics and the countdown-to-Ovi-sucks chant.

    Perspective is awesome!

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    1. I blame mike 'no respect' richards.

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  17. Never judge a book by its cover.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNlcr4frs4&feature=related

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  18. via TSN.ca:

    "The Nashville Predators have suspended forwards Alexander Radulov and Andrei Kostitsyn for Game 3 of their Western Conference semifinal with the Phoenix Coyotes for a violation of team rules"

    Begin speculating!

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    1. Caught drinking vodka.

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    2. Chez Wilée Strip Club?

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    3. the Maritimer3:56 PM

      Both spotted in a bar in Scottsdale after midnight before Game 2, tsk, tsk. Broke curfew.

      Apparently Gmoe has mono, that's why he was crap during the Q playoffs. Never had mono but I hear it really drains you. Is he back in the picture?

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    4. My son's girlfriend had mono last year, was off work for more than a month (very contagious, that's why they call it the kissing disease) and too week to do anyhing but sleep.

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    5. Nice one Big Tits! Guess it wasn't all to blame on the Montreal nightlife...Was little Tits in the can or something?

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    6. Yeah he is back in. Gmoe mono picko eggman

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    7. They were backing up the secret service going down on a bunch a Belurussian Hookers outside the arena. It all went bad when big tits tried to revieve an agent whose lips went numb. TiTs said later " I only showed him my cock because I was to drunk to say, just fuck her your lips will feel better"

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  19. Imagina watching a Habs game on this?
    http://tech.ca.msn.com/panasonics-newest-tv-prototype-is-too-big-for-your-living-room-2

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  20. My non-hockey friend just told me TFS was signed by the CH. Anybody hear anything? Would they even do this without a GM and coach?

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  21. Hey just got back from two days in Gitmo north. I was moving my daughter at the end of school year. It really should be a reality game show. Negotiate a route from old residence to new, find a parking spot, get that couch up a spiral stairway. I went to Pete's Smokehouse. Food not as good as Swartz, atmosphere better.

    Russians like to party, okay lets make a party team richards, carter, tits brothers, lots of russians and see who wins.

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  22. At the very end of That's Hockey, Gino said a throwaway line that "PFK has come back to Montreal" to be evaluated. Anyone else hear that?

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  23. Giguere is out as GM.
    http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=394770

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  24. Fuck off mclame.

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  25. Hickey's report doesn't mention returning to Montreal. 7hrs ago.
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/nhlnews/6546166/story.html

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  26. John Lu ‏ @JohnLuTSNMtl

    #WHC Subban heading to Mtl on Wed. Day to day but with tourney starting Fri, mgmt and PK decided to send him home for evaluation & treatment

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    1. Stubbs on Twitter said the same thing. This was all about 10-15 minutes ago

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    2. Yea. Don't want to take any chances with PK hurting himself further. Come home, PK!

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  27. chrisfuckinglee

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  28. Big Bird should be in MTL.

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    1. I have always loved puppets without strings

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  29. Hearing plays by little Gionta makes me pine for Habs and big Gionta.

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  30. rds says Loiselle also out of the running. Will the Habs splooge?

    http://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/339511.html

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    1. If Habs Splooge, my legendary shot will seem like a stain on the ceiling compared to the ceiling falling down through a fault line of repeated self flagellation.

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    2. Steve is officially back.

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  31. PFK took a a flesh wound using his ass, lots of girls can say the same thing. Its not like when the Flower got plowered and broke his jaw and ended his career. You need a faraday cage in the dressing room to keep him from exploding. Harness that coach and plan the parade.

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  32. Gmoe mono picko eggman
    Gmoe mono picko eggman
    Gmoe mono picko eggman
    The stakes have never been higher

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    1. I dunno. I'd rather have Galchenyuk.

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    2. @31 I am/was leaning in that direction. But every choice at number 3 is a huge gamble, magnified by last years number 3. I have to say I am not in love with Malkin, he has got unicorn ability, but when it counts, he is a stallion thats hard to ride.

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  33. Now I know why NHL made that statement about a tickets for life contest.

    http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1169620--nhl-molson-say-labatt-ticket-promo-is-offside

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  34. Seriously about the TiTs and Rattou suspension. Hasta la vista baby. I played hockey drunk and stoned, alot. This hurt my career bad, but not as bad as having no talent. If you have the talent of these two assholes, and you are drinking your ass off the night before a playoff game, then you do not deserve to play in the NHL. I dont know if they have an addiction problem. I sure hope they do, and they clean themselves up and get back to work.

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  35. Well maybe it's his knee.
    http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=394798

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    1. At least LC talks, not like the goat.

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  36. the Maritimer8:39 PM

    If the Habs hire fucking McGuire I will hurt myself. They would become the laughingstock of the league. It's gotta be Bergevin. Please Lord, have mercy on us.

    Johnny Huberdeau suspended for the first two games of the Q Finals for a hit from behind. Trade his sorry ass to Montreal, Dale.

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    1. Maritimer, Please enlighten me why no one wants McGuire. I am not pro-Mcguire, but don't know why no one is either.

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    2. I may not be the worlds most passionate guy, but I know I am a man in bed, and so is Lola. The Preds have a credit card bill Micheal Jackson could not pay if he rose from the dead. Mr, Molson can afford a t shirt cannon, shirley he can work out a deal.

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    3. Juce, re McSplooge, watch the espisode of CHEERS where Cliff Claven goes on Jeprody.

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    4. MAGUIRE'S LAST (and only) FRONT OFFICE JOB WAS WITH THE HARTFORD FUCKING WHALERS. ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO

      as ASSISTANT GM. for like, NOT EVEN A YEAR

      that's not who you want leading the greatest franchise in sports history

      i will go one step beyond Maritimer and hurt other people, then kill myself with shovel, somehow

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    5. *with A shovel. or multiple shovels, I haven't decided

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    6. Its a Comcast play. Hire Mcsplooge become Buttman, Buttman, sell lots of piss beer when its a Rangers, Philly or Boston final every year,

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    7. I meant Buttman's Buttman. The posseive case as always been elusive.

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    8. Thank you, 29.

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  37. Will I ever in good conscience wear my TiTS OFFICIAL tshirt again. I paid $46.98 for this cotton icon. Now what do I do with it. Had it been a Gill shirt I might have scrapped off the name, but TiTS, no way you can do that without affecting the integrative of the shirt. If I wear it will people think I am some kind of booze hound barfly, of this I am certian they will not, they already know I am. But what kind of message does it send. I am going to put hooker and blow before my career?

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  38. Klaatu_barada_nikto
    Klaatu_barada_nikto
    moe mono picko eggman
    word of caution, it did not work in the first circumstance.

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  39. Now that TiTs with his irresponsible actions has broken my heart, my faith in people I have never met and know only through one way internet action, I dont know what to do, continue to run on this sentence, say something profound or go to bed knowing my last real connection to these playoffs has been severed, like a head falling in the Game of Thrones (see how I snuck that into a hockey blog) My hockey passion has left the building, and I respect myself for that.

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    1. I'll sit here and talk with you about GoT Steve if you want. Did you see this week's? Don't want to spoil anything

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    2. @29. nope did not watch yet, its in the spool, will watch Wed. But as I have noted, this season has been a foundation building exercise for the most part. It confuses me how GOT gets its ratings, except for the gratuitous nudity and ultra violence, the story is complex and thought provoking and the story moves at a languid pace.

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    3. in summary was it a good episode?

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    4. @29 I did see Fridays Fringe, it was terrific and the writers showed guts by shutting down the central premise to date of the franchise. Now we know the last season is going to be a dissection of the Observers. However I thought there was a huge disconnect between last weeks episode and the latest one.

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    5. GoT - yes. won't say anything for fear of spoilers, but yes

      Fringe - FUCKING AWESOME. That ep was amazing imho. The scene with the 2 Walters talking on the floor literally brought tears to my eyes. A SCI-FI SHOW made me cry. God I am happy we got another season.

      Agreed on the disconnect, but I didn't mind it at all. The writers knew they were preparing for S5 (thank god they got it). Did you watch Dollhouse? The same thing happened with Epitaph One episode of that show, and it all paid off in the end. The same thing will happen with that Observers future ep

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    6. IMHO Fringe is the only network show that is equal to cable. It so fucking easy to make a doctor, lawyer, cop show, but an original show, this is a fifty goal scorer.

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    7. Yes I watched dollhouse, loved the concept, the execution was off. IMHO a hotter lead would have done the trick, not to say she was not extemely attractive.

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    8. Agreed Steve. And it is a crime that the actors don't get any Emmy recognition. John Noble deserves one for that scene with Walternate alone. And Anna Torv has played 5 different versions of her character brilliantly

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    9. It is the best of times and the worst of times. Finally every vision any Sci Fi author has created in print can be made in images. The problem, the audience has either become diluted, or the producers have found it just to easy to tap into the lowest common denominater. Call me a snob, but Jersey Shore, the Kardashians and too many reality TV shows to mention are heroin for culture. For a show like Fringe to languish on the Fringe, is a situation very similar to the original Star Trek. The differance is that the audience for Star Trek could rightly defend themselves by saying it was out of the blue, Fringe does not ask anyone to trod a path not well worn, all it asks is that you put some effort into following along. It will not leave you LOST with MacGuffin.

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    10. Steve that was tremendously eloquent and coherent. A fine discourse on the present state of pop culture. Try and remember the mix of drugs you're on now, they're perfect

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    11. 29, you kill me, I can't stop hahahhah.

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  40. Netflixed 'Midnight in Paris'. Great flic.

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    1. There's hockey going on?

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    2. ... and a new thread ...

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  42. That 4th goal by the Devils reminded me of Fred Flinstone at the bowling alley getting strikes with the help of Kazoo.

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