Apr 3, 2012

WoCHka, WoCHka! Plus Tampa Preview.

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29 will be sporting his babe magnet half+half jersey tonight.
Budy Called Habs take on Boucher's non-playoff bound Bolts.
Its between him and fellow bachelor Steve Stamkos.
Good luck Steve, you'll need it.
Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, punked.
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92 comments:

  1. positive vibrations postive

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  2. Josh Gorges approves Chuck Norris.

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  3. Holy fucking shit BUF won in OT?! leaf score a loser point. Dumbasses.

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    1. heh, céline got an OT penalty. Dumbass.

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    2. Head up, dumbass.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El2h9PCBz1Q

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    3. Scrivens sucks.
      Dion Phaneuf shot the puck into the crowd in OT.
      Sabres needed help to win this, both from the ref and the shitty Leaf.
      Miller gave up 5 goals, most of them 'cause he was completely lost, but is apparently still OMGWHATAWONDERFULGOALIE.
      Bullshit on that tying goal. That's some kind of funky x-ray vision, ref. But bigger bullshit on pushing the goalie pad to get the puck in on the one just before...
      AND THE BUFFALO SABRES WIN THE STANLEY CUP! What no? They're still not in the playoffs?
      Nevermind.

      At least the Penguins did their job.

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  4. Yup, hate the stoopid Leaf, but they got boned on BOTH those goals

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  5. They may have gotten boned but they didn't get Ted' (nsfw);

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGW5gpMU9yo&oref=http%3A%2F%2F

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    1. Phuckin Phunny trailer, hope the whole movie can sustain it.

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  6. Love the Muppets!

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  7. I am sorry Buffalo pushed to the wall by the Leaf, just give up.

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  8. Zebras ruin the great game that hockey is.
    I should sign up. With a very amateurish knowledge of the rules I would likely master the stupidity of some of the calls/non-calls some of these guys make.
    Then, if anyone even comments about it, my buddies at the NHL would just fine their ass.
    Job security, people with the added perk of blatantly oppressing NHL teams of your choosing.
    Don't these idiots have any pride?

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  9. I'll be at the game tonight in some sweet law firm seats. That everyone is giving away. Look for the half half jersey!

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    1. scout BBJ for us, and does LeBrow skate better in real life than he does on TV.

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    2. And if it look like they are going to score, for the love of God leap the boards and block the shot.

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  10. Price concussion confirmed. Season done.

    Take it TFS, rest for the summer and come back healthy!

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    1. Hope he has the sense during the summer to only rustle up the kind of beef that comes in burgers.

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  11. Wonder if this affects his value as a UFA?

    Get well, want you back.

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  12. Not much new in the draft. We have a lock on second, only have to lose two more games, Fuckin Tanking tiger Oilers screwing with us big time. But which Russkie will we take? http://thehockeywriters.com/2012-nhl-mock-draft-march-madness-edition-picks-1-15/

    4. Alex Galchenyuk F (Sarnia Sting) (OHL)

    The Habs end up in the enviable position of choosing between talented centremen Alex Galchenyuk and Mikhail Grigorenko. They end up deciding on Galchenyuk despite the fact that Alex has missed most of the year falling victim to the now infamous NHL 2012 draft injury bug. Galchenyuk is now back for the OHL playoffs and wasted little time finding the scoresheet. THW colleague Brendan Ross sums up Alex’s skill-set brilliantly: “Galchenyuk’s vision, stick wizardry and ability to operate in traffic are elite attributes and they complement his masterful playmaking skills perfectly. Alex’s sturdy frame and strong stick makes him difficult to knock off of the puck and a force to deal with in the offensive zone often resulting in more space for his linemates.”

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    1. Zebras largely contributed to Oilers downfall.

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    2. I think the Habs should get Galchenyuk. He's got that Cole-esque drive on the ice for the net...

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  13. We pick number 34 as well, my pick
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Athanasiou

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    1. Yea, this guy too. Hope he's still around.

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  14. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  15. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO 29 GO! GO HABS GO!

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  16. We should form a Habs Player Evaluation Committee
    First a SF test, if you can not say which SF whatsher name Kelly, Brook first appeared, trade him.
    Second, timed joint roll, with a filter. A bump in the middle, trade him.
    Third, how well does he skate drunk, fail the obstacle course, trade him.
    Fourth - how does he do meth, if he cant come up with more than 3 ways, trade him.
    Fifth - how many Bob Marley songs can he name, less than 5, trade him
    Six - Dont know any Russian Mobsters - out of town.
    Seven- If Apocalypse Now is not in his top ten - out of town.
    Eight - Has never been on reach for the top - scram
    Nine - Has he ever drank a whole bottle or can of Budwiser, bye you puke.
    Ten - Favorite author is a non fiction writer.

    How many Cups have we lost to goody two shoes?

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    1. Number ten, fail if its non fiction.

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  17. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO 29 GO! GO HABS GO!

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  18. If I may take the liberty, on behalf of KmaXXX:

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  19. the Maritimer4:31 PM

    The Sarnia Sting, who both Yakupov and Galchenyuk play for were eliminated from the OHL playoffs. So much for Russian superstars.

    I hope Pat Brisson gets the Habs GM job, maybe he can bring Sid with him in 2014.

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    1. Yikes, not a good sign. The more I read about Dumba and Murry, the more I think its the safe play.

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  20. the Maritimer4:37 PM

    Whoever Montreal picks in the draft I hope they work out and will be part of a good young core moving forward.

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    1. He will.

      Also, read J.T.;

      http://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2012/04/saviour.html

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    2. the Maritimer5:58 PM

      I read J.T.'s blog, she nailed it - no pun intended.

      If Montreal wants Yakupov, I think a deal is there. As I've mentioned before, I doubt Columbus wants to swallow that pill. They can get a shitload for Nash if they play their cards right and why not flip picks with Montreal if they (the Habs) grease their palms a little. But, do they want the big center instead? Stay tuned.

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    3. Yup.

      Nail strikes me as a Lafleurish sniper, even though it to #10 a few seasons to bloom. Agree that the 'big centre' is the immediate need, so it comes down to Grink or Chuk. I still think Malcolm Subban would be a cool 2nd round pick, if he is still there.

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    4. Its a huge crapshoot. Nail is alone, but that means nothing to compare him to. Taylor Hall, vs Sequin, at the moment you pick Sequin. As Maritmer points out the team with number one and number two did not make it past the first round. I would hope we could make a deal for Huberdeau.

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  21. the Maritimer6:22 PM

    Just watched (listened) to Ken Dryden on Prime Time Sports. Smartest guy in the country. Should have been Prime Minister but the Liberals were too stupid to recognize it.

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    1. Yup, watched/listened to it too I've always enjoyed Bobcat's show). My take, although it is maybe going back in time a bit, the Habs also need a true hockey President the advises Geoff Molson. Ken is perfectly bilingual (eat it BR, you sick séparatiste fuck), knows the lay of the Habs history and land, has politico blood on his hands, was one of our team's greatest goalies/players. Not sure it is part of the rebirth but I, in my dreams, could see Ken as President, with a Brisebois and/or Brisson running the show and (wait for it) Roy behind the benCH. The added bonus is the Canadiens could then say that they are building from the net out (eat shit burke) and to the top.

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    2. Could not agree more. And that is when my love of the liberals died. Dion not a bad choice, Dryden not a bad choice, Iggy and Rae, fuckface bastards from hell.

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    3. Campaign starts next week:
      DRYDEN FOR PRESIDENT
      GO PRES GO!

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  22. Based on a couple dozen messages over the last few weeks.

    4HFers, thanks for the emails. Yes, I could/can be more textual on the front page threads. Like you, I have ideas, opinions and thoughts that could be more detailed with nouns and verbs and adjectives and such. BUT, I like to keep the main page clean and simple and a more subtle, fun and graphic exposure of what I want my/our blog to be. Once in a while I get a vibe to write the extra few words but I generally like to stick to (EZ!) being the court jester and letting ya'll figure out why I post certain, maybe specific, pics, altered pics, links, tunes, etc. AND, yes the kittie pics are special. Merci mes ami(e)s.

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    1. I vote for you Moeman. This is your blog, and you do it well. Fuck Grammer, spelling and linear thought. If you do not like the menu, acquire the taste or go to a different restaurant. The FHF veterans who want the text and Photoshop of the past, do they know gas know is $1.50 a liter.

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  23. So uh under what rock did the Bolts find Sebastien Caron...? Didn't even know that guy was still playing.

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  24. How can tsn air a 'stud or dud' segment without including themselves? Sick fucks.

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    1. Theirs would be "duds or duds"

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  25. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  26. IDIOT!!!!!!!! As goalie, you're supposed to STOP goals, not make them.

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  27. Exclamation point on this season C/O Budy.

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  28. I can't believe it.

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  29. What did I say a free one for vcave, st lou comming up

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  30. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  31. Loo, lose the bow-tie.

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  32. You better stand on your head rest of the game, Budy, or we send HF29 down to deal with you.

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  33. RBQ just be the most unluckiest player.

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    1. A little later in the game I saw something that may be a positive future for RBQ. He got the puck in the high slot and got off a decent shot that almost scored. So... he's not a crash the net big guy, he is the métis version of Phil Esposito. That might work. If not, no worse than now. And he is closer to the blue line when it's time to back check.

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  34. Someone remind Budaj he's not Carey Price and tie him to the net.

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  35. Really Dreger? FLEURY for Vezina?! Please let Lundqvist slap him twice.

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  36. Damphousse has pulled out of the GM race citing he his boys as priority. He did not feel he could be 100% to both.

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  37. Budaj your team is wearing RED FFS!
    Put in Mayer.

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  38. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  39. Campoli has a Bobby Orr Complex.

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  40. Should have been a 5-on-3. Even Brian Lee thought for sure he was getting called for the trip. Whatevs...

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  41. Some lucky fan was just getting an autograph from Henri Richard.

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  42. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  43. the Maritimer8:54 PM

    I'm back! @moe, I wasn't advocating Ken Dryden for president of the Habs earlier, just remarking it is interesting to listen to him talk about Montreal, Toronto and hockey in general. He knows what it takes to survive - and thrive - in Montreal and stated that Carey Price has what it takes. Montreal has to build around him. He also pointed out that goaltending is the heart of any successful team. He would know. Ken said he wasn't interested in being involved in the NHL anymore when McCowan asked him about any phone call from Geoff Molson. If anything, I would like to see Ken as Commissioner of the league but he wouldn't want to be involved with those snakes running it now, Bettman, Daley and Jacobs particularly. Those poor people in Glendale, Arizona are they ever getting fucked over.

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  44. They gave the goal to Cole.

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  45. Maybe Cole will catch up with Stamkos.

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  46. the Maritimer9:06 PM

    Ha Ha!! TSN has a Stamkam. Is that like a Kesseltracker? Fucking Toronto baglickers.

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    1. Their shit doesn't smell. To them.

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    2. RDS had it for a bit too. Looks like they gave up lol. PK's shutting him down.

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  47. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  48. the Maritimer9:50 PM

    Holy frack, Hedman you givin' up? Looks bad for a #2 overall pick.

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  49. That's right Stamkos. TAKE YOUR GOALS ELSEWHERE!

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    1. You're funny!!

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    2. He can go score them against Toronto. We've had enough of those silly storylines here!

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    3. I'm still laughing, my tummy hurts.

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  50. This was Patches' 200th game as a Hab.
    This was Coles's 700th game in the NHL.
    This was the 12th time this season fans got free wings thanks to Patches.

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=625945&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  51. Did we win?

    OH WAIT I WAS THERE. Good game by the boys. Lightning were totally disinterested. I was drunk. It all worked out

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