Jun 27, 2012

HF29 presents TMS presents an abbreviated Wet Wednesday

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of / having nightmares of a Spice Girls reunion...

AnnaGCHuk Tweets o' the day:

(a random new feature for no reason obvious reasons)
Have to tiptoe around the house since @AGally94 & @arky_23 are still sleeping :/ #WakeUpItsAlmostNoon

@m63patulli I don't live in Mtl wanna fuck off 

@Melanie_Collins thanks babe:)) I miss u! We gotta meet up in chi;) xoxox❤

I love this woman.

Happy Wet Wednesday everyone! I was going to do a lengthy post with lots of pics in the moeman tradition, but then the first thing I found was this:


Well, no way we can top that, so we're done!

OK OK two more things. Here's the new Kate video the gif comes from (you know, just for the record), and something wet for the ladies. EDIT: oh crap, YouTube has removed the Kate vid for violation of its nudity policy. So the gif is NSFW? Sorry everyone! Anyway, I'll get to the bottom of this, if it takes me days of watching similar vids to, uh. form a legal opinion. EDIT #2: Screw YouTube, I have found another source of the video. Truly now, Happy Wet Wednesday everyone.



155 comments:

  1. A wet spot posted at midnight. Sweet. Mucho merci 29!

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  2. @29 - Nice effort on WW. I will have to watch the vid later on as my new office porn policy has blocked that portion of the blog.

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  3. Morning everyone! Welcome home moe!

    KmaXXX the vid was blocked by YouTube, no one could watch it. But I was not deterred, and have found it somewhere else. Thank goodness, because there really is a lack of NSFW vids on the interwebs

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  4. @29 its a dirty job and someone has to do it. Great WW.
    I second the Burns exclusion.
    I can not believe at one time I thought women hockey was the girl with the puck skating and everyone else standing around like Plyons. I can believe at one time I thought it was insulting to have women in the Hockey Hall of fame when real players cant get in there. I can't believe I think differently now.

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  5. Anna looks more an more like a real life GOT princess.
    @Melanie_Collins thanks babe:)) I miss u! We gotta meet up in chi;) xoxox❤
    I can only interpret this and Danny and her chambermaid action.
    When do we get to see the dragons?

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  6. J.T. gets on the Burns case.
    http://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2012/06/do-right-thing.html

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  7. Edmonton gets a new coach described as a brilliant hockey mind, Montreal gets a new coach described as the only guy left who could speak French.

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  8. Wow! Lovin' those wet jeans!

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  9. I don't understand why they didn't select Pat Burns. (again)

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  10. moeman, I hope you did not encounter any problems with Debbie, glad you're safe.

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  11. http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=66&id=183065&lang=en&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  12. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1233787-montreal-canadiens-trade-rumors-pros-and-cons-of-trading-pk-subban

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    1. STOP TRYING TO TRADE PK SUBBAN. Fuck! Anyone who thinks it's a good idea is forever banned from bitching about Ryan McDonagh.

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  13. MEDIA WHORING ALERT. CBC Radio at 12:10. Details at allenmendelsohn.com

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    1. @29 did you get bumped. I did not listen to every word, but I did not hear your dulcet tones.

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    2. Nope. I did about 10-12 minutes, and killed it! I'll post a link to audio over at am.com when it's up

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  14. If he is not a FHF sleeper, he should be an honorary member.

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  15. Harper sends Maritimer another love note.

    Trip frequencies are being cut on some of the big routes, including the Montreal to Halifax route “The Ocean” which will be cut from six to three round trips per week

    Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Rail+jobs/6848260/story.html#ixzz1z0nKmiS6

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    1. the Maritimer2:05 PM

      Mr. Harper thinks we are the armpit of the country down here. Watch him put tolls on the highway at the Que/NB border. We'll put those fucking Maritimers in their place.

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  16. We lost a great one, nickname that is
    Scrabble is gone KHL
    • UPDATE: Andreas Engqvist signed Wednesday morning with Atlant Mytishi of the Kontinental Hockey League, several reliable sources and the team’s website announcing the news. So that’s one fewer RFA the Habs will have to worry about.

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    1. Should have given Conboy a qualifying offer...

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  17. RIP Nora Ephron.

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    1. Truly a giant RIP

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    2. Seemed like a very down-to-earth person. I'm not big on the rom-com but Mme. Ephron had insight into modern relationships and obviously provided a voice for many women.

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    3. Surely the scene in "When Harry Met Sally" has got to be the most remembered.

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  18. Wow lots of old friends and Frenchies here. Wanna bet we get at least one.
    French Onion Soup for sure.

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    1. Bring Back HMS GILL

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    2. Surely more room for HMS than Cantpoli.

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    3. Music to my ears, sign him for 2.5 mill one year, take a fucking chance. I say he is one of the most productive players in a tight game or playoffs.

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  19. The Calgary Flames have signed defenceman Dennis Wideman to a five-year, $26.25 million contract.

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    1. Welcome back Moeman, I quickly did the math in my head, $5.25 mill a year. Hmmm PFK must be drooling.

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    2. Thx Bud.

      Speaking of drooling for Dmen;

      "Hockey Inside/Out has learned that the Canadiens are among four or five NHL teams currently expressing interest in adding Hall of Famer Larry Robinson to their coaching staffs."

      Make it happen DGMB.

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    3. I feel it is going to happen

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    4. Lames gave Wideman a NMC. LOLS!

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  20. In another brilliant move I trade Superplecks for Sam and and second round pick.

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  21. Giving an chance to retain his last ounce of dignity.

    Presenting our own 29 on the radio giving an expert opinion expertly.

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    1. Thanks Steve, saving me the trouble! I may hire you as my personal PR flack

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    2. I only accept Blue Meth

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    3. You rock, 29!

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    4. I rock as much as is possible on the CBC, but thx juce!

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  22. Just knowing that überdouchebag ByGregWyshynski likes to blow sundin is reason enough to laff at his selection to the HHOF.

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    1. You may want to listen closely to what Allen says about defamation on the internet(:
      Sure it may be easy to prove he is a douchebag Leaf ball licker, but a uberdouche bag performing Captain Fellatio, may cross the line.

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    2. meh, I'll find me a good lawyer. One who knows hockey and is media savvy.

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    3. when you find one let me know

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    4. Good + socially networked are dime a dozen, need the added hockey smarts or a hot judge that I can gaze and wink at FTW or at least a mistrial. BTW, do lawyers and Your Honours wear anything under that garb? ByGregWyshynski will get kicked out of court for that skinny cigar he 'sucks on' and for fraternizing with that leaf loon marek.

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  23. Check out the pic of Tits here;

    http://www.thefourthperiod.com/freeagents/top30.html

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    1. He was channeling Deliverance. Looks like we are going to pass.

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    2. Looks like a mug shot.

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    3. Where can you get a haircut like that?

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    4. he Calgary Flames have signed defenceman Dennis Wideman to a five-year, $26.25 million contract

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  24. I dont want booby ryan. He cant speak French, and comes off as an asshole.

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    1. What about Doan?

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    2. I dont like his name, but other than that he is 36 years old and a God Squander, double death sentence for me.
      If we were one or two players from a cup run, maybe, but in rebuild mode nope, lets see what we have in house.

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  25. I say Justin Shultz goes to Stalag 17 otherwise known as the God fearing Canucks.

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    1. I say Red Wings.

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    2. Suter is going to the wings, along with Jagr

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  26. Needed a seriously smart and solid Habs Draft Day review. There's a reason I love heading over to N31's place. Great wrap up. (Warning, creepy mcsplooge heads);

    http://bit.ly/MxvHtt

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    1. Those floating mcsplooge heads will be in my nightmares. She took our old BR heads and upped the ante big time

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    2. Just be glad I rounded the drool rating up/down so I wouldn't have half-floating mcsplooge heads!

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  27. 106

    http://www.howmanydaysuntilhockey.com/index.php?Team=MON

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  28. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
    http://www.faceoff.com/hockey/nhlnews/Pending+Brad+Staubitz+hoping+return+Canadiens/6844819/story.html

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  29. Always knew he was a lying prick!
    http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/19430046/andrew-ference-admits-he-really-did-flip-off-canadiens-fans-in-playoffs

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    1. t('_'t)

      Oops! Slip of the keyboard!

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  30. Hockey shmockey. I want summer back right fucking now! BTW 29, the True Blood preview was awesome, well not as awesome as Eric but pretty awesome. Okay, that's all I got for now.

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    1. thx Moey!

      29/35 and Sunny for Saturday. hang in there!

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  31. Funny Die leaf.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88WdovasU0

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  32. Tim Thomas in the near future?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=dePo3zU8OMc

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    1. more funnies.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_su5JzMbsA&feature=related

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  33. FWIW, no problem with Sundin eventually bagging an HHOF ring but he is no first year Roy, Lemieux, Gretzky, Sakic. He was a class act for a crass organization, represented his country and the game well (even when he hit a ref!) but a point a game player with no noticeable NHL prizes is not a first year nominee, unless its in tranna, the city of mediots.

    Sakic may have been the smoothest skater and set-up player we've seen in a while. Pure hockey smarts and talent. Id've voted for him and Burns and Roch Carrier for building the game we are passionate about.

    No problem with Oates and Bure having waited this long to get in. Maybe if they played at the CotU, it've happened sooner.

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  34. Man I miss it so much!
    Sign TFS!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=C1sikBvDZ9I&NR=1

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    1. TFS's funniest All Star moments.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=2WTl1CybVEM

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  35. I'll bet this guy is related to Milbury.
    http://www.theprovince.com/news/Parents+outraged+after+opposing+hockey+coach+trips+player/6845210/story.html

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  36. the Maritimer6:17 PM

    Thanks Mr. Harper. Pretty soon we'll only have flights out of the Maritimes every second Tuesday and weekends.

    No to Doan or any expensive UFA's. There are two to get rid of first and then build from in house. I hope they bring back Staubitz as well, love his jam, juce likes his eyes. You need one nutbar on every team to keep the other nutbars honest.

    Guess Darche Vader is finished as a Hab, BR and the anti-Habschambre will be in tears tonight. Not that I watch it.

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    1. No excuse for our Canadian railways to be stifled but the harper gov't could care less. All businesses need a review of what they offer their customers. Re-adjustment requires changes but I am for even more rail travel. Make it fast, fun and for all Canadians to enjoy. No excuse that it isn't an infrastructure that is modernized and funded appropriately. Imagine a VIA package of first class train travel from MTL to OTT to WPG to CAL to EDM and VAN with games. Then back! Monsieur Molson, get the rights for hockey train nights!

      I mention Doan only because he is a name and has the size+skill+experience. His religion is of no interest to me when he laces up his skates. Signing him would likely give the anti-CHamberists multiple heart attacks. All good.

      Staubitz stays. You read it here first.

      Merci DarCHe.

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    2. Whuuuuutt???!!!!!!!
      WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      DarCHe will probably be new analyst on RDS, someone has to replace Therrien.

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    3. juce, I'm just saying/suggesting Staubitz stays. Nothing official.

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    4. Choo Choo baby

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    5. Harper has a new name for the East Coast
      MaHati, and he will be doing fundraisers

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  37. Knowing that Monsieur Geoff Molson reads this blog (Salut mon homme!) I'd like to congratulate Trevor Timmins and his staff (now completely rebuilt with an actual infrastructure by DGMB) for what was initially and hopefully moving forward (see what I did there?) a fruitful 2012 Draft.

    I was hoping for a gCHuckian spin and got it (also, is it me or is Anna a sweet added surprise or what!?).

    Reading up on the other prospects leaves me even more excited. Hey Hockey Futures Dot Com, update your data.

    I'll add that Bergevin's comments about Timmins' skill is a big plus. DGMB is giving his main new-player man the room and respect to keep strengthening our CH. As a fan, seeing Trevor's team being bulked up is a bonus.

    Whilst here, a pat on the back to Bob Gainey for acquiring TT.

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    1. is it me or is Anna a sweet added surprise or what!?

      It's not you. Have you read the posts since you've been away? Seen the pic o' the day?

      AGCHuk tweet of the afternoon:

      @eldebjreb I'm sure I will! :) I already love the fans❤ for all the kind words that I received in the last 3 days #unreal #Habs

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    2. Yup. Snagged a personal hotspot to CHeck the 4HF dailies whilst getting sand in my birthday suit. Awesome fucking stuff 29. BTW, CHeck the right column/sidebar. You and Anna inspired me. She love Habs fans, which means she loves me!

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    3. Sorry Guys but she is more into the intellectual types like me. Men free of prejudice who will welcome brothers, chambermaids and dragons into his bed.

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    5. Moeman - stop bogarting the AGCHuk! There's plenty enough of her to go around. She loves all of here at 4HF - and that includes the ladies!

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  38. Ok its a crossover, but in real life Sookie is having twin faeries.

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  39. Of course he lives in the Maritimes.

    The only thing between the Maritimes and genocide is Sydney Crosby, stop producing world class hockey players and its all over.

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    1. the Maritimer10:15 PM

      Yup, Canadian government turned their backs on a Maritimer. We are the black sheep, the poor cousins, the welfare/EI bums. But, we started it all, we are the roots of the country.

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    2. Gov't used to be able to come to an agreement to have its citizens serve out their jail terms in Canada (not sure if it was all countries).
      Under the new crime bill they will no longer do this. Be careful when you travel, they will let you ROT there.

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    3. I cannot find anything positive to say about Haper and his ilk.

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    4. A true sadist, harpo will CONquer and divide Canadians. It took only 35% to give this criminal what he wanted.

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  40. Fuck I miss you guys...

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  41. Timing is everything : Posted by HabsFan29 at 00:00

    Why can't I see that video?

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    1. That video is really becoming impossible to deal with! Now it's private at Vimeo. I'll try to find ANOTHER version

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  42. Congratulations James Taylor on the 2012 Spirit Award.
    http://www.montrealjazzfest.com/history/spirit-award.aspx

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  43. They think Habs might manage to get Steve Ott. That'll be hilarious.

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  44. Very interesting article.

    thanks to Twitter we know that Hal Gill prefers Macallan single malt, loves the new Black Keys album, and describes former teammate Erik Cole this way, “a man’s man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.”

    http://www.allhabs.net/feature/when-hockey-players-speak-fans-listen/

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  45. I liked this.

    Arpon Basu ‏@ArponBasu
    Tim Bozon, asked for an example of his knowledge of Quebec French, proceeded to list the profanities he knew. Scrum ended shortly thereafter

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    1. Been looking for the video of this scrum. No luck yet.

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  46. No Guimauve, please...just go away.

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  47. Breaking news...well it's soccer so it's sort of like news only not - anyway...David Beckham has been left out of the English football squad for the Olympics!

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    1. Due to injury?

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    2. Due to being too old, too slow and too one-dimensional. Also, he plays in the US, which is a vastly inferior league to what the rest of the English team members play in. Ryan Giggs, for example, is older than Beckham (or about the same age - doesn't really matter) but still plays regularly for Manchester United. Beckham would be lucky to make the subs bench for any premier league team in the UK these days, never mind a top side like United.

      In short, (because I know most of you are rolling your eyes or slitting your throat at this point) - he's a spent force. Like his wife who used to be in a girl band, Beckham used to be on a great team.

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    3. Got it. From what I gather there are only 3 'overaged' players selected.
      From Telegraph UK:

      Pearce’s rejection of the former England captain’s claims came after twice travelling to the US to watch him play.
      The coach is reported to have selected Ryan Giggs, Craig Bellamy and defender Micah Richards as his three overage players.

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  48. From our friends at the lastword.

    I am getting this guy.

    5) P.A. Parenteau, New York Islanders, Right Wing
    2011-12 Salary: $1,250,000
    2011-12 Stats: 80 GP, 18 G, 49 A, 67 Pts, 89 PIMs

    The long time AHLer finally cracked the NHL full time at the age of 27. He would score 20 goals and 53 points for the New York Islanders in 2010-11. Proving those numbers were no fluke, he would actually improve his point total this season putting up 67 points. Parenteau is an excellent playmaker who has the ability to slow the game down in the offensive zone and control the puck for his team. He uses his high level hockey IQ, great vision and outstanding passing ability to make crisp tape to tape passes, and set up goal scoring opportunities for his teammates. His offensive arsenal is best used on the power play, but he is able to score points at even strength as well. Parenteau’s wrist shot is merely average in terms of velocity, but he has a good release and good accuracy which make it a dangerous weapon as well. Parenteau’s weaknesses lie in his skating ability which is merely average, and in his defensive play. Parenteau shows effort in his defensive zone work, however he is often on the loosing end of board battles, and his lack of quick feet can sometimes leave him a step behind the play.

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    1. Question is if he can work without Tavares.

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  49. The Pittsburgh Penguins are expected to announce on Sunday that captain Sidney Crosby has signed a contract extension worth over $100 million with an average annual salary of close to $9 million.

    Crosby, 24, was entering the final season of a five-year, $43.5 million US contract extension signed in 2007.

    For each of the first four seasons of the last extension, Crosby was paid $9 million, and $7.5 million in 2012-2013.

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    1. Too rich for our blood.

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    2. Just about the only guy in the league who deserves that kind of dough. I would really like to see a 5 mill cap.

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    3. Players who currently earn more will cry foul.

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    4. Maritimer going be sad

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    5. the Maritimer12:47 PM

      Not sad at all Steve. No way Super Mario or the little Napolean was going to allow the Pens or the NHL's meal ticket go north to a Canadian team. I always knew that. It was just a wet dream like Vinnie Lecav becoming a Hab.

      Last year's painful ride got them GChuk and maybe another bad year will get them Nathan McKinnon, a sort of Sid clone. Hopefully GChuk will turn out to be the star they have been lacking so long.

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    6. No wonder tickets are unaffordable to the average Joe.

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    7. the Maritimer2:32 PM

      It all depends where you live or want to go to a game. Tickets are actually reasonable in places like Phoenix or Sunrise, Fla.

      Not so much in Montreal or Toronto where the fans are paying to keep the afore mentioned places afloat. I will never pay to go a game in Montreal again.

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    8. I remember working in the shipping industry (containers) and the office was given tickets weekly. The boss used to hand them out, usually to seniority people.
      I got them a couple times. One time he gave 2 tickets to see the Allouettes. I went alone, fantastic seats right in the middle of the field, 1st row.

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  50. Not a lot of tears for Darche Vader. I admire what he did with little talent. I think putting him on the PP was the stake through Chouulas Heart. Take care Darche.

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    1. No worries, he'll probably go to RDS, been on the panel alot during the playoffs.

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    2. the Maritimer2:35 PM

      The problem with DV was they had too many players like him. Somebody in the bottom 6 has to be able to put the puck in the net once in a while. Eller is capable but that's it.

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  51. PRESS RELEASE

    NEW YORK/TORONTO -- The National Hockey League and the National Hockey League Players’ Association announced today that the Team Payroll Range established for the 2012-13 League Year, pursuant to the Collective Bargaining Agreement, provides for a Lower Limit of $54.2 million, an Adjusted Midpoint of $62.2 million and an Upper Limit of $70.2 million.

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    1. Math, it hurts my brain, no idea what this means.

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    2. It means about 5 NHL franchises will go bankrupt

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    3. So does this mean someone need a Gomez or Kaberle to reach the floor?

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  52. Hanks remembers Ephron;

    http://ti.me/LDCpkJ

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    1. Good article, I like Tom Hanks.

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  53. R.I.P. Don Grady.

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    1. R.I.P. Don Grady.

      I watched My Three Sons every week.

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    2. R.I.P. I watched it too. The days of separate beds on TV.

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  54. HMS GILL sails away in a 2 year 4 mill Nashville boat.

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  55. VJUNE 28, 2012 AT 3:15 PM
    I see some are concerned that our ‘big centre’ has been referred to as ‘slight of build’.

    First, he’s 18 and 200 pounds. He’ll be 6′-2′ and 225 by the time he’s 23.

    Second, he is standing in a room full of reporters who average 5′-6″ in height and 250 pounds in weight. A Hummer would like slight in that context.

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  56. Gally should have come to us for his nickname, Gally sounds like what a 6 year old names thier guppy. GCHuk

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  57. I'm very happy for Gill.

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  58. Quicks signs for 10 years in L.A.

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    1. I like Quick, but isn't that a long time?

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  59. Schultz is gonna be a bargain.

    TSN reported Wednesday that the Canucks, Maple Leafs, Rangers, Senators and Oilers have made the cut. Among those eliminated from the bidding were the Red Wings, Flyers and Blackhawks.

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    1. any team that prostiutes itself to him will never win nothing, You cant demand ice time and PP, you gotta earn it

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  60. Looks like the Coyotes will stay put.
    Qc City building it but they won't come.

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    1. Fuck Karl the biggest facist in Canada

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  61. For the 4HFemmes,
    Sorry, I couldn't hold out for SF!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1915581/

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    1. This one's better.
      http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/06/13/magic-mike-red-band-trailer-butt/

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  62. Chatum Tatum, along with Richard Gere is something I never got. You like stupid men with a face that hit a truck?

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    1. Like yourself, who's looking at the face? (except Gere, beautiful face)

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    2. I am built like a brick wall after a 9.0 quake

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    3. Seriously, I don't even know who Chatum Tatum is.

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  63. I just finished watching John Q.
    Note to self: buy more tissues.

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