Aug 15, 2012

MaxHaboom! Mercredi (yeah still wet but WTFuck a parody!)

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Maxhaboom!

DGMB helping the kids buy their fur coat$
But wait Trevor's babies have just been born
Unpacking their bags and just setting up
And planting contracts to a 25th Stanley Cup

But in the meantime 4Hfers got it hard
Bloggered for living with moe the card
It may be years until the day
Our 4HF dreams will matCH up with Habs play

Old Rivet road
Was knee deep in snow
Watching the summer as he grows old

We got Max to stick it out
And make a home from a purCHased house
And we'll collect the moments one by one
I guess that's how the future's done

How many aCHres, how much plight?
Tucked in their wood and PFKucking out of sight!
Talk to the neighbours and TFS™ my cap
On a little blog barely on the map

Old Rivet road
Knee deep in fucking snow
Watching Gorgeous Josh as we grow bold
Old Rivet road
Gainey travelled that road
Watching these Habs as we grow, well I'm sold
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60 comments:

  1. Moeman, you've outdone yourself and this blog is surely on the map! Brilliant parody.

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    1. Ditto, happy Wed Wed formerly known as hump day.

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  2. An old school moetastic parody! outstanding

    Also outstanding - Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgmont High. Teenage 29 watched that pool scene at least a thousand times

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    1. many top ten lists have that appearance as best bikini in a movie ever.

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    2. Teenaged Saint wasted many a specimen with that image in his mind.

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    3. Fast Times at Ridgmont High (movie) showing tonight on MPIX @9:00pm

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  3. Montreal number 16? WTF. I have been to 7 of the top ten cities and Montreal is way better than Calgary or Toronto, its no contest. Never been to Vancouver but no way it beats Sydney. Berlin or Munich top Toronto and Calgary by a wide margin as well.

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    1. Isn't the post based in leaf town?

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    2. Chester1:11 PM

      Vancouver is almost completely owned by asians. No matter what anybody says Calgary is still a Ka-Boy town and anybody who thinks that Tranna is a place to live is obviously a few dilithium crystals short of a warp core. Calgary is so dry during the summer when you are used to living in The Bell Province with it's million lakes. I don't get number 16 either, but we should have the same attitude that the folks from Oregon have. They just want everybody to stay away, so they can have to place to themselves ...

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  4. Mr Molson, buy it if only to help ADVIL.

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  5. Moeman - Amazing WW - I remember Fast Times...fuckin' hell I think I actually lived them!

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  6. "The Montreal Canadiens have invited Halifax Mooseheads forward Luca Ciampini to next month's training camp."

    I laughed when I read this comment:
    Based on the picture they just want someone who rivals Louis Leblanc's eyebrows.

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  7. Chester1:13 PM

    the place to themselves ...
    sorry

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  8. RIP Harry Harrison, and I hope your estate sells some books to Hollywood. The Stainless Steel rat a no brainer, Deathworld as a mini series. And best of all Bill the Galatic Hero.

    A new series reminding me of Harry's work is Contiuum.

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    1. R.I.P.
      I remember Soylent Green.

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    2. Initially I had forgotten Soylent Green was based upon his work. The movie really was better than the book, both were excellent.

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    3. Speaking of Continuum
      You can watch it for free at the official web site, now thats so Canadian of the Shaw Bros.
      http://continuumtheseries.com/episodes

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  9. This tells me Buttman is afraid DGMB's re-structuring.

    'According to TSN hockey analyst Aaron Ward, the offer also calls for a limit on 'non-player' spending such as costs for head coaching, front office and management payrolls'.
    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=403145

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    1. Yeah so everybody can train at turd in the hottub fitness like the Yotes do.

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    2. That Turd in hot tub fitness (trademark of Shitty Hockey League)

      I cant believe the players want to limit things that help them reach their full potential, or they want to swim in a hot tub full of corn long removed from the cob.

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    3. I am serious the Yotes really do train at a turd in the hotub fitness center. Google it you lazy kids.

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    4. Speaking of turds:

      http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j7oX0FavR4HLilqNRBf2sBwuITQA?docId=a008eca7d1394496bf1fde72ed620d0e

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  10. Hudon does well and a pep talk from Ken Dryden.

    “Ken Dryden came in and spoke with us before the final game. It meant a lot for us to be able to talk with him. It was also a strange experience to meet him in person after having just watched him on film in all those Summit Series games beforehand,” shared Hudon, on his time with the Habs’ former all-star netminder.

    “He spent about 15 minutes telling us all about his experiences from 1972,” he continued. “He told us that we were on the verge of creating our own memories, and that it was now our turn and we had the chance to write our own history.”

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=639860&navid=DL|MTL|home

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    1. Ken Dryden the best PM we never had

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    2. He should give it another go!

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    3. If he ran in Montreal, Marois wouldn't stand a chance.

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    4. He should come here and replace Charest...

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    5. That works too.

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  11. Crafty kitty. Heh.

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  12. For those of you who may be interested.

    http://www.newswire.ca/en/story/1019515/fact-check-setting-the-record-straight-on-bell-canada-s-mega-merger-with-astral-media-inc

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  13. I very quickly caught a glimpse of a segment on the news yesterday about a student protest and a flag caught my eye. I looked for the video but can't seem to find it.
    It was the image on the flag that caught my attention.

    I'm not sure, because I can't find the clip. I thought it may have been the image used on the FLQ manifesto? If so, why? Maybe it was some union logo? It's been gnawing at it me.

    This is the only pic I could find (#13). It's from June - not sure why I didn't notice the flag before now. Does anyone know what this flag is?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/08/07/quebec-student-protest-vote_n_1753854.html#slide=1051532






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    1. The Irish flag with the militia dude in it? It's the flag of those idiot Jeunes Patriotes asshat fuckers.

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  14. Nash & Thornton off to the Swiss Alps if there's a lockout.

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  15. This season is toast, which realy could work to our advantage. All the youngings get a year older stronger wiser, and the vets get to recharge.

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    1. Colby Armstrong is gonna be pissed if there's a lockout.

      Should just fuck it and make a new league. The Habs were key in starting the NHL, they can end it and make a new one...

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  16. Thanks to a critically thinking comment from Soperman I have corrected a major oversight on my blog. Trailer Park Boys is the greatest Canadian TV series ever made.

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    1. the Maritimer11:23 AM

      Better than the Littlest Hobo?? Say it ain't so!

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    2. C'mon, everyone knows it's gotta be the Beachcombers.

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    3. The littlest Hobo was a beautiful charming show, but aimed at and best enjoyed by children.
      The beachcombers was pretty weak on plot, basically a homage to Bruno Gerussi. There was nothing brilliant about it, it was very well lit.
      Trailer Park Boys is Genius, how many Littlest Hobo Movies have their been.

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    4. Then there's Due South.

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    5. I am with Juce on this one - Beachcombers was absolute classic Canadian Sunday night drama - I always wanted a boat like Relic's!

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    6. Due south was set in Chicago.

      I am a huge Beachcomer fan, just saying Trailer Park Boys is better by a large Margin.(at this time in my life)

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    7. The criteria for best show overall was it had to be a Canadian show portrayed as taking place in Canada.

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    8. the Maritimer8:17 PM

      Trailer Park Boys, made in the Maritimes. My favourite episode: Where The Fuck Is Ricky's Barbeque?

      The Littlest Hobo was the Canadian version of Lassie.

      I always liked "The Forest Rangers" too.

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    9. Trail Park Boys, I liked the one where his daughter's on the patch.

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  17. Nash denies he's going to the Alps.

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    1. Denied he wanted a trade too :p

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  18. NASA
    Wake up, not-so-little rover.
    Every Mars morning, NASA researchers play a song to wake up Miss Curiosity. Today, during their Reddit AMA, they revealed their most recent choices.
    Her playlist so far, according to "EMB" aka Eric Blood, who works in surface systems:
    Sol 2: "Good Morning Good Morning" Beatles, Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club
    Sol 3: "Good morning, good morning" from Singing in the Rain.
    Sol 5: Wagner "The ride of the valkyries" R10 Victory Song: Theme from "Mission Impossible"
    Sol 6: "Got the Time" by Anthrax, and "Echelon" by 30 Seconds to Mars
    Sol 7: The Doors - "Break on Through", and George Harrison - "Got My Mind Set on You"
    Sol 8: Theme from Star Wars by John Williams
    Sol 9: Wake Up Little Susie by Simon and Garfunkel
    Sol 10: Frank Sinatra "Come Fly with me"

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    1. I love Curiosity, and knowing its female..., NTTAWWT

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    2. Curiosity need to be satisfied that's why the don't have The Stones' "No Satisfaction".

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  19. This just in, Buttman has hired strikebreakers
    be sure to watch the video.

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    1. the Maritimer8:22 PM

      Buttman can fuck right off and shove the NHL up his ass. I hope Fehr punches that arrogant little fuck right in the face. I can't even stand to listen to the prick.

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    2. I hope so too.
      The Habs were around long before Buttman and will be around long after he's gone, NHL or no NHL!

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  20. This just in.
    Effective immediately, there will be no more "therapeutic" massages in the house of commons.

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    1. I guess they'll just be using those limos to go out and get one at the local spa.

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