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bettman's war is declared, fuckin' pro-American
NHLPA calling to the underworld
Come out of the CHupboard you 4HFboys and girls
Owners calling, now don't lecture us
Phoney bettmanmania has bitten the dust
Daly calling, see he ain't got no swing
'Cept for the reign of that fuckface thing
The ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the profits growing thin
Players stop skating, but I have no fear
'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river
… (like I'm CHanging that!) ...
Blowhard burke calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, big brother you can go at it alone
Jacobs calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and take some more meth
Phoenix calling and they don't wan't out
But while they were playing we saw money running out
NHL calling say they ain't got no high
Except just to fuck the fans who need a bloody shot of rye
The ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming in
Players stop skating, but I have no fear
Another NHL nuclear error, but I have no fear
'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river
The ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming in
Players stop skating, but I have no fear
Another NHL nuclear error, but I have no fear
'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river
Now get this, NHLPA calling, yes, Josh was there, too
And you know what they said well some of it was true
NHLPA calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, will PFK! give us a smile?
NHLPA calling, players never felt so much alive alive alive alive
Something's up. All these players being signed to extensions....it's all bullshit. This lockout might last a couple of weeks at best. Fuckface and Fehr Itself will work someting out over this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI think the new cap is going to be Phoniex and Nashville friendly, but prior contracts will not be counted. So sign PFK already Jesus.
DeleteGreat poem. Can't we all just get along? The players are rich and the owners are richer, how much more money do they want from us?
ReplyDeleteBTW those Archie comics are getting racier. Archie had to "beat off" three other guys? WTF
Not a poem sop. great parody. see my link below.
DeleteRock the Strike Moeman, the NHL is burning and I live by the arena tu dum de tu dum.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the union says it has filed an application with Quebec's labour relations board, along with at least 16 players of the Montreal Canadiens, asking it to declare a lockout illegal in the province.
A hearing on the application is scheduled for Friday morning in Montreal.
Legal Buzz of the day, DGGM is shopping PRK to the Philthies.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe that one.
Delete.....and the moon is made of green cheese.
DeleteFuck the Phucktards and RDS too.
DeleteWell, the Philthies can damned well have the People's Republic of Korea! I hope they phuckin' relocate there. Kim Jr. will love hockey, WMD style!
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ReplyDeleteAlberta law requires that the Flames and Oilers can’t hold a lockout vote until the league’s requested a mediator — which actually did happen. Alberta appointed one on Aug. 21.
ReplyDeleteThe NHLPA is arguing that the league wasn’t willing to negotiate with the mediator. They said that the process was cut short after just three days without the two sides actually meeting.
With that in mind, the NHLPA is arguing that the process was faulty because the league rushed it.
If the Alberta Labour Relations Board rules in favor of the NHLPA, then the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers will not be allowed to lock out their players.
Meanwhile, the province of Ontario has already given the Toronto Maple Leafs and Ottawa Senators permission to lock out their players on Sept. 15, according to the Toronto Star.
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ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH. Great parody moe.
ReplyDeleteGreat version, tribute to Joe
Nice find 29.
Deletep.s WW is making me moist as usual. Betty was hotter than Veronica
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DeleteAdd Marcia Brady and Laurie Partridge and their Moms.
DeleteLaurie Partridge sigh!
DeleteYou know that Bizarro World has been entered when extreme über-douchebag and leaf/broon-sucking POS ByGregWyshynski references BR to slag 'swag' about, yup, you guessed it, our Canadiens. Have I ever mentioned that ByGregWyshynski is nothing short of the biggest turd in hockey blogging?
ReplyDeleteWhilst here, the only issue that bugs me about PFK! is that some think MT2 needs to rein him in and that PFK!'s style is not what MT2 likes. Really?
ReplyDeleteIf MT2 can't work with PK, MT2 will be scouting for the Wild again.
DeleteSpeaking of PFK, I suppose Management receives a copy of the application filed with the QLB.....if PFK's name is one of those 16 on it, fat chance he'll get a contract very before Saturday or the long term one he would like to have.
Delete"Victor de Bonis, also the club's (Canucks) alternate on the NHL board of governors, said Wednesday all club employees will take a 20 per cent pay reduction and work one less day per week".
ReplyDeleteSo what? Long weekends!
Ah fuck it. Just start a new League.
ReplyDeleteGreat WW Moeman - Excellent Parody too! Just get this fucker done and let's start the new season.
ReplyDeleteFOR FUCK SAKE CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!??
I must admit at first I just glanced over the parody but after studying the lines a little more I realise that you now have a classic line - and it will stick with me until this shit is over...'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river" - outstanding!
ReplyDeleteThXXX K. I kinda surprised myself with "Phoney bettmanmania has bitten the dust
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It's all inspired Moeman! You are a true blogging legend - don't pay any attention to the naysayers - with lines like "Quit holding out and take some more meth" - I mean - you are doing God's work here! (BTW - in the Archie comic strip someone obviously took out the word "with" just before "3 other guys")
DeleteHoly shit, Spock is gay... or is that just a Vulcan thing? But he was smootchin with Uhura in the elevator, they looked like they had the hots for each other .... I'm confused
ReplyDeletePon Farr. Vulcans only fuck every seven years.
DeleteThere would be a massive buildup of semen. That load could cut through steel. Vulcan women must be tough.
Hold it .. he smootches with Uhura, then claims that he's gay so he goes both ways, so that's Pon Farr and Farr Pon...
DeleteWe better get some hockey soon
My faith in blind dates is restored.
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/index.html
With lockout looming, teams are started placing players on waivers.
ReplyDeleteThankfully, none listed for the Canadiens.
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=405184
"Bettman Says No Deal, No Season."
ReplyDeleteYou know what Gary? So what. I haven't seen an NHL game on TV since early April. I'm actually in no hurry for your league to start up. If I want to go to a hockey game I can go watch junior hockey at a reasonable price. There's football on now, NASCAR is still running and I enjoy watching golf now as well.
So I'd be careful if I were you. You continue to alienate us longtime fans...you risk losing us altogether. Hey, I stopped buying hockey cards some time ago. I may not support your money losing southern franchises when I start wintering down south. I can spend my baby boomer money on other things Gary. Asshole.
hear hear!!! (or hear here, or here here, i never know which one is right)
DeleteFuck Buttface!
DeleteNo. I want hockey. But Gary can go fuck himself.
DeleteGo Bulldogs!
If any of your are Dylan fans, he's coming to the Bell Centre, tickets go on sale Saturday.
ReplyDeleteSaw him the last time he played the Belle Centre, he is so fucking old really. Bob go home hang it up. Act you age. Jebus he couldn't sing 30 years ago ...
DeleteDonny Brasco in town to testify at the Charbonneau Commission.
ReplyDeleteWatching the Canada Cup...and frankly Grant Fuhr was a shit goalie.
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