I am pleased to step in when we have actual, meaningful hockey to watch and discuss! World juniors! NHL'ers on the ice! Huberdeau! The Nuge! A Subban of some sort! Hockey, WOOOOO!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!
What's that? The game starts when? There's a 4:30 in the morning now? What and where the fuck is Ufa? OK, so your preview is this: Canada plays Slovakia at 4:30 AM EST Friday morning on TSN. No point in previewing a game when we'll be sleeping off a drunken Thursday night. Or maybe we'll stay out drinking 'til 4:30 and open thread this baby. Set an alarm and find out! Here's some sexy Slovaks. Don't worry, it's Zdeno Chara-free.
Musical interlude! If a sexy Slovak singer named Tina doing a song called "Sexxxy" isn't the theme song for this post, I don't know what is.