I am pleased to step in when we have actual, meaningful hockey to watch and discuss! World juniors! NHL'ers on the ice! Huberdeau! The Nuge! A Subban of some sort! Hockey, WOOOOO!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!
What's that? The game starts when? There's a 4:30 in the morning now? What and where the fuck is Ufa? OK, so your preview is this: Canada plays Slovakia at 4:30 AM EST Friday morning on TSN. No point in previewing a game when we'll be sleeping off a drunken Thursday night. Or maybe we'll stay out drinking 'til 4:30 and open thread this baby. Set an alarm and find out! Here's some sexy Slovaks. Don't worry, it's Zdeno Chara-free.
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Musical interlude! If a sexy Slovak singer named Tina doing a song called "Sexxxy" isn't the theme song for this post, I don't know what is.
Who is that Slovak Habs goalie? He looks familiar somehow.
ReplyDeleteHope moeman enjoys his time off and gets a well-deserved rest.
ReplyDeleteKudos to HF29.
Dakujem!
DeleteLou says he's embarrassed.
ReplyDelete"I’m not involved the way I was in the past. I can’t answer why," Lamoriello said.
http://www.nj.com/devils/index.ssf/2012/12/devils_lou_lamoriello_on_nhl_l.html
19 seconds in and Galchy tips a pass for a goal.
ReplyDeleteI would take him being tournament MVP even if it means USA wins gold
DeleteGalchy just froze time and the entire Team Germany line for a snipe right over the goalie's waiting glove.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Team Germany is playing handball and throws the puck into the net.
ReplyDeleteGalchenyuk über alles!
ReplyDeleteGalchenyuk named player of the game but we didn't see it 'cause TSN IS A BUNCH OF WANKERS AND CUT AWAY TO SPORTSCENTER WHERE THEY RECAPPED...YESTERDAY'S CAN VS. GER GAME.
ReplyDeleteAnti-Hab biased fuckers
DeleteMeanwhile GCHuk trending on Twitter in both Montreal and Canada. Maybe not Toronto
DeleteI'm into episode 7 of Sons of Anarchy. Pretty good.
DeleteThere's a marathon, I set the PVR.
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ReplyDeleteWow, that woman in the third picture. I heard that some women don't trim their woo-woo hair, but when it sticks out from under your frock, well you gotta get a new plan.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year's while you are dreaming of 70's 'fro styled woo-woo hair.
Yeeeesh
heh. +1 bikini wax
DeleteMeanwhile, Snowpocalypse 2012 continues here in the 514. I'm entertaining myself by watching Canadian Bacon on some new cable channel they're previewing. I love this movie.
ReplyDeleteTry Taking Lives, argualbly the best movie ever shot featuring Montreal as a location. Anjlie Jolie is not top of my list, but in this movie she not only shows her titties she says titties in French.
DeleteTFS has been out hunting
ReplyDeleteHis Gun makes an AR-15 look like a squirt gun. There is no way that clip is legal in Canada. He is going to need a lawyer. Who could he find with the needed dedication and an actual degree.
DeleteCoyotes are evil. They also kill hockey leagues. He should send that to his cousin.
DeleteYou really gotta like this comment:
DeleteJeez. Bettman was right. The Coyotes really would be worse off in Canada.
...and this one:
DeleteNo worries Carey, if following the NHL has taught me anything, it's that the Coyotes have no fans.
Send the head to Gary Bettman!
DeletePut it in his bed, make him an offer....
DeleteDiazling Alert! Spengler Cup! They have a shitty goalie though.
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing the Slovak sexy back 29!
ReplyDeleteIt is my honour, sir!
DeleteDiazling is the only one capable of holding the fucking blue line. Also Patrick Kane sucks. Trade him for another Swiss Mister!
ReplyDelete@29 here is something to help you with your day job.
ReplyDeleteWho can beat the everyone is doing it defence?
When you look at the numbers it make the fucking man look like and idiot. For all their shit we are talking about 4 million downloads on average. Thats $120 millon from the whole world. I expect if people could not download, they would be like me, get it from the libary or wait until the season goes for 20 bucks or less.
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ReplyDeleteSo far, Montreal got 43cm, a new record.
ReplyDeleteToaster needs snowshoes.
DeleteYour fucked, go to a museum, and reflect upon the fact, your fucked. I hope you live on the second story because otherwise you will not see the Sun till May.
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DeleteThis morning I heard it was 47cm.
DeleteStick a shovel in me, I'm done!
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ReplyDeleteI was recently introduced to the fiber optic port in my devices. Well I cant say I notice any difference expect that low quality audio is verboten. If you are in the same boat as me, change your sample rate to 44.1. Technology makes everyone an expert whether they want it or not.
ReplyDeleteI have noticed something about the ism's.
DeleteCapitalism is a total surrender to human nature.
Communism is a total denial of human nature.
Socialism is your mother saying make your bed.
Thats fucking copyright, and I retain 29 until he figures out I will never pay him.
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DeleteI'll see you in the office on Monday steve
DeleteI wanted to say. Dammit 29 your a lawyer not a doctor.
DeleteAnd FYI, 29 and I have a totally arms length relationship not only phycial but metaphysical.
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ReplyDeleteOK I am up, raring to go!
ReplyDeleteDoes one drink beer for a 430 AM game? Is it still last night, or is it early tomorrow morning? I don't like to drink in the mornings, it makes me look like an alcoholic. Memosas excepted of course. Oh and bloody marys.
*oh and straight vodka, if i don't have the stuff for a bloody mary
DeleteI've decided to drink beer. It's the holidays
DeleteWay to go 29
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Deletetotally, like, a coincidence dude
DeleteWAKE UP PPL LET'S DO THIS THING
ReplyDeleteBig Fat Bob's tie is terrible
ReplyDeleteI do like that new Nike hockey commercial they've played a hundred times already. I am sure I will like it less by the end of this tournament
ReplyDeleteLockout Line is buzzing early
ReplyDeleteSlovaks up 1-0. Ugh. Crappy defensive coverage, Subbanator 2.0 loses the puck
ReplyDeleteUgly knee on knee on Sheifele (however you spell it). He looks ok though
ReplyDeleteCanada has 2 shots through 11 minutes. Not. Good.
ReplyDeleteUgh. 5 and a game for Lipon for a hit to the head. I woke up for this?
ReplyDelete2-0 Slovakia thx to the PP
ReplyDelete2-0 after one. I may not be able to stay awake
ReplyDelete2-1 early in the 2nd. looking better
ReplyDeleteoh man. Camara may have killed a guy. clean hit though
ReplyDelete5 and a game for a clean hit. meh.
ReplyDelete3-1 slovaks. penalties killing us
ReplyDelete3-2. you sleepers are missing some entertainment!
ReplyDelete3-3. good work boys
ReplyDelete4-3 Canada!!! whew
ReplyDeleteGoing to have to try find stuff on the UK sports channels - sounds like a pretty good game - outstanding job of live streaming to yourself 29!
ReplyDeleteGoing to have to try find stuff on the UK sports channels - sounds like a pretty good game - outstanding job of live streaming to yourself 29!
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss? Wow Hockey Dawn in Canada. Nice going 29.
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourself buttman!
ReplyDeleteGood coverage, 29. See you after naptime.
ReplyDeletethx all. fell asleep on the couch early in the third. The three beers killed me. Up in time to watch some russsia-us! Hockey, woooooo!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck you Bettman
Is the season office officially over yet?
ReplyDeleteTSN reports:
ReplyDeleteAn NHL player says the NHL made a new offer to the NHLPA on Thursday, one which moved on contract term limits, buyouts and variance...
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ReplyDeleteSwedish goalie makes the winning save in the shootout against Switzerland and does the pose Price did in that Habs-Pens shootout. Get ready for 50 thousand articles on how inappropriate and how cocky he is--wait what? Oh right he's not a Hab. Carry on!
ReplyDeleteThis is a pretty good wrap up of what not to see. Although I thought Piarnna 3d was awesome, and Total Recall ok.
ReplyDeleteJeez 29, if I had known you were truly going to live blog that Canada game I might have gotten up to watch with you although my beverage of choice would have been coffee, I'm too old to drink booze that early in the day. That being said, I got up around 6:45 Atlantic time and got the driveway cleaned up a bit (I had it plowed last night) and got Mrs. Maritimer off to work then came in and showered, grabbed a bowl of cereal and got the PVR rolling. Didn't look good for a while but superior talent prevailed and the sexy Slovaks were disposed of.
ReplyDeleteNow have been watching the USA/Russia tilt and with what I have seen so far, Timmins made the right choice with GCHuk who is explosive, drives the net and has a hard fucking wrister. Gmoe on the other hand hasn't done too much and is a natural born floater.
BTW, thanks Steve. You make my day with your philosphical rants. Never stop.
I see the NHL is finally trying to get a shortened season in. I'd say Jan. 5th a deal will be made followed by another Habs Tank season and another franchise type player being selected. Thankfully, it will be mercifully short.
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DeleteGoon deserved better!
ReplyDeleteHere's what the NHL is offering, quite detailed.
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/21004/highlights-of-nhls-dec-27-proposal
Its the hockey cliff, I' falllllllllling
Deletesix days to clear the snow, what Montreals first rodeo?
ReplyDeleteCorrupt officials already put the money elsewhere.
DeleteI made a mistake, I spoke to soon, I gave a judgement like I was the only one at that time in space in a small minded room. Chimes of Freedom rocks.
ReplyDelete3-1 Habs! (vs. Bs on RDS).
ReplyDeleteCheevers plays like he's drunk.
Houle makes it 4-1!
ReplyDeleteCashman had a huge bald spot.
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/playoffdisplay.php?league=nhl1927&season=1978&leaguenm=NHL
ReplyDeleteScroll to the bottom.
Robinson wins the Conn Smythe!
ReplyDeleteBs 'fans' leave their seats in droves.
Habs win the Stanley Cup!
ReplyDeleteFuck da Bruins!
1979 classic is on mañana.
ReplyDeleteI'm am starting to drink in 1,2,3 ...
Gabby Lapierre Dumont with a hat trick. Five point night. The Ryan Nugent-Hopkins of the third liners.
ReplyDeleteI watched us beat those broons down too!!
ReplyDeleteNice to see Big Bird.
Looks like RDS will have KHL games in January.
I wonder if 29 is going to throw up a sexy USA/Canada thread?
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DeleteI gotta say its the in fantasy birds, no mortal human can meet this standard, and thats why I love my mortal no makeup girl.
DeleteNo there are other reason, its not based upon looks, she is the car in my car phone.
DeleteI know I'm not putting the TV on at 5:30am Sunday morning.
DeleteHC Davos has Joe Thornton, Patrick Kane and Louie Ericksson playing for them, fuck they could beat the Habs. They even borrowed Diazling for this tournament although they couldn't play him today. The refs are dressed like Jersey cows....Got Milk?
Ask and ye shall receive Maritimer!
DeleteI'm not of fan of the uniforms players are wearing in the Spengler. They look race car drivers on skates. I hope they don't start that here.
ReplyDeleteNHL & NHLPA will meet tomorrow in NY.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rds.ca/hockey/chroniques/353709.html
New sexy thread up for you kids
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