Dec 17, 2012

Shits fucked up and some shit that isn't on yet another FYB! 4HF day of the week.

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Zevon knew.
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Well, I went to the doctor 
I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough" 
He said, "I'll break it to you, son
Your shit's fucked up." 
I said, "my shit's fucked up?" 
Well, I don't see how--" 
He said, "The shit that used to work-- 
It won't work now." 

I had a dream 
Ah, shucks, oh, well 
Now it's all fucked up 
It's shot to hell 

Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up 
It has to happen to the best of us 
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us 
It'll happen to you 

That amazing grace 
Sort of passed you by 
You wake up every day 
And you start to cry 
Yeah, you want to die 
But you just can't quit 
Let me break it on down: 
It's the fucked up shit
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 WTF is it with this cover!? Fuck you HHoF!
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Unfuck shit 4HFers.

79 comments:

  1. So. When is Tebow coming to play for the Als?

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  2. Awesome lyrics, quite apropos.
    Giant Jean Fere.
    Maple Syrup and booze - gotta be a (QC) hit!
    Book obviously put out by the MLSE (or Mclameandorcherry).
    GFU, obvious reference to buttman.
    Pig on a sofa, the price of pork is going UP.
    Love the Stones.
    Not even gonna touch that beach pic.

    Moe, you are truly an artist, I can`t imagine where you find your insiration. Oh, maybe.

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  3. Survey says:

    “We found damage at levels we have not seen,” Kincaid says. “It’s quite alarming, really.

    “If anyone thinks that the lockout can end and everyone will come back to Happy Valley, it ain’t going to happen.”

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2012/12/shits-fucked-up-and-some-shit-that-isnt.html

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    1. the Maritimer11:22 AM

      Both sides have hit the self-destruct button. Fools. They got away with it the last time. Not this time. Once the PA de-certifies they are fucked. The league will hit them with an even bigger club. It's like a train wreck though, I can't avert my eyes.

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    2. Sorry, here's the actual link. Sigmund would have a theory why I posted our link.

      http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/nhl-lockout-doing-alarming-damage-to-brand/article6500907/

      True, Maritimer, just like watching a train wreck.

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  4. Warren Zevon Learning to Flinch best soundin CD in my collection. And the other content is just as compelling. He was a virtuoso.

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    1. Anyone heard this one

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    2. Billy Bob Thornton? Really?

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    3. Meh, but the Boss, Dylan and Wallflower covers should be great.

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  5. Dexter is breaking bad. I have not seen the episode yet, but Holy Fuck Batman!!

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  6. Who are the two other guys who look like Jagger singing on the video?

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  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs

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    1. Back in the day, I had their album. Also had this on it.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIbp5C-5WXM

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    1. the Maritimer3:32 PM

      The only present Hab I would keep would be Price, after that open season baby!

      Stamkos-Crosby-P. Kane

      S. Weber-D. Keith

      would be my top 5. Fill in with whatever you want after that.

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  11. So what did I miss?

    Carry on.

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  12. Great parody moe. Warren is missed.

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    1. 29, it sure reads like one but those are Zevon's words. I read and re-read and decided I couldn't be my normal sarcASStic self with Warren's perfect lyrics.

      http://instalyrics.com/artists/7325-warren-zevon/lyrics/1208486-my-shit-s-fucked-up

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    2. I knew I read it too fast!

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    3. Now remember 4HFers, whilst reading my parodies, one is suppose to be listening the the original tune to get the full effect.

      ... and yes, Warren is truly missed.

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    4. Moeman (another great effort btw!) you need to realise that 4HF is not somethig that is always viewed from the comfort of the home with surround sound. A lot of te time it is on a phone, on a train, in a car, in the office...it is a core part of a lot of people's lives and because of this, because we need our 4HF fix with or without fuckin' hockey being played, because of that, the sound is not always on. We have become accustomed to your awesome parodies and I, like Mr. 29, assumed the words were another awesome attempt at parody...until, of course, you realise that it is Warren Zevon - No parody required! Awesome song I haven't heard in some time but it hits the nail on the head. In fact, I nominate this song as the new NHL theme song. Forget the HNIC theme we all know by heart - make it "My Shit's Fucked Up!" Because when it comes to hocke, the NHL and Buttman, it truly is!

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    5. Buttman and Jerkobs, they dont come around here

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    6. bruce and patty dont
      they dont come around here

      Kate and Doutzen
      they dont come around here

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    7. Moeman wants me to listen and read at the same time???

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  13. the Maritimer9:11 PM

    So, according to some poll 58% of Canadians don't give a damn if the lockout is settled or not. They didn't poll me but I would have said the same thing. I'm more interested in the courtroom shenanigans now. I'd love to see Judge Judy listening to Buttface and Fear give their arguments. She would settle it it 15 minutes.

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  14. Reports say deal is done, hockey on Jan 1st!

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    1. The Saint11:49 AM

      Hey juce, your source isn't Eklund is it?

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    2. No, it's RDS. So, we'll see.
      Also, PK just guaranteed season won't be lost, but I think I read plain old optimism in there.

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  15. Daly appeared on HNIC Radio on Wednesday and was direct in his answer when pressed on his outlook for a 2012-13 NHL season.

    When asked: "Yes or no, do we have a season?", his answer was clear.

    "Yes," said Daly.


    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=411971

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    1. I jumped the gun, more optimism.

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    2. http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/story/2012/12/19/sp-nhl-lockout-hnic-radio-bill-daly-elliotte-friedman.html

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  16. The apocalypse is on hold, it's WORLD JUNIORS TIME.

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  18. http://www.bluelinesports.ca/?page_id=304

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    1. A new season - Grinchmas!

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    1. Going somewhere Steve? Colorado, Washington?

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    2. Planet Nibiru

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    3. the Maritimer8:02 PM

      Is Australia still there? Gotta be Dec. 21 over there.

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    4. Early birthday wishes from down under, mate.

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  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4JTjFcU7Q

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  21. This Is 40 Clip has Philedelphia players.

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  22. Hudon is good. Galchenyuk is awesome.

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  23. Y'know what? Whenever I see Gary Bettman standing there at a press conference fielding questions with his nose sticking up like he's a fucking emperor I want to reach into my TV and throttle him. Pompous prick.

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  24. $600/hr.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/olympian-worked-call-girl-article-1.1224594

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/21/sports/former-olympian-suzy-favor-hamilton-reveals-escort-job-and-emotional-struggles.html?_r=0

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  25. the Maritimer6:43 AM

    We're still here!!

    So far.

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  26. HAPPY BIRTDAY, Maritimer!
    All the best, may your glass always be full.
    Cheers!

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    1. Bonne Fête the M. !

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    2. Happy birthday Maritimer! Have a great day!

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    3. Happy Birthday Maritimer, lively up yourself cause I say so.

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  27. SF has been snowed out until things get blown.

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  28. Interesting.

    http://business.time.com/2012/12/19/hockeys-wealth-redistribution-problem-whats-really-behind-the-nhl-lockout/

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  29. Some bars have virtual games on the big screen. (not here I don't think)

    http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-11-27/in-montreal-the-nhl-season-is-off-to-a-dream-start

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  31. Forget the apocalypse, Hudon suddenly mysteriously injured his back and is out for the rest of the tournament. FUCK YOU, MYSTERIOUS BACK INJURY.

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    1. WTF nooooo! I may have to cheer for Merica

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    2. Doubly bad for Canada's chances. He's a real important player on the checking line. The type of guy who can create something out of a simple turnover..and one of the rare players that actually shoots smartly.

      AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANT IF CANADA KEEPS TAKING STUPID PENALTIES.

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  32. The best (and my fav) call of the playoffs.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51zcqpuy78

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  33. Bubbles on hnic, funny!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=hrB_XCpWtO8&NR=1

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  34. NRA probably wants armed guards to protect the coast from potentially murderous hurricanes.

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    1. +1 but you should be allowed to pack if your playing the Phuctards or Broons.

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    2. Fuck the NRA, I say we pluck each and every gun from their cold, dead hands.

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  35. Tell us your Christmas story in today's Sexy FFFFFFFFFriday thread!

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