Dec 29, 2012

TRY AND STAY AWAKE THIS TIME, PEOPLE - Sexy Americans preview and open thread

Wassuuupppp, 4HFers? Due to massive demand a casual inquiry, we have quickly thrown together this American preview and open thread. Hockey, bitCHes! Can you set a fucking alarm this time? It is Saturday overnight after all. I'm usually even up at 4:30 AM Saturday night anyway!*

*Total lie, I'm an old man asleep by 9:30 every night.

Americans! Rivalry! GCHuk! How can you not get up for this? Start taking some speed and coke right now, you'll be just fine in time for game time. How can that possibly fail? Anyway, should be a good one, I'll be up, won't you join me? The game has subplots a plenty, and Canada is down to, like, 3 forwards or something thanks to suspensions. Stay out of the box, kids!

Bring on the Stars and Stripes of Sexiness.

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157 comments:

  1. Fucking eh 29! Wicked sexy preview - nnow I gotta find me a feed for that game!

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    1. Gracias! I think I used some of these pics before on FHF for various Fourh of Julys. Apologies to all for any repeats!

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  2. Diazling interview on TSN!!!!

    (I thought all Habs were blackballed)

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  3. Diazling says it has been his dream growing up to play in the Spengler. Go score in the 2nd!!

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    1. merci juce! I just thank God Latvia isn't in our group. Not that there aren't some sexy Ltavians (Im sure) but damn that Google search would be a nightmare. this one was easy

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    1. As long as he stays off the fire water.

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    2. the Maritimer3:40 PM

      Good ol' 20 cent.

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  7. the Maritimer3:46 PM

    Fucking awesome!!

    If I'm awake early enough, I'll join you 29.

    I wonder what Kate Upton's breasts weigh? Those things look dense. But what the hell is Avril Laveigne doing in a Yankee Doodle dress?

    GCHuk!!! Keep your head up!!

    So, one compliance buyout per team, eh? So long Gomer, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out......

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  8. The Saint4:14 PM

    fellow Maritimer, I'd pay for that carnival game - Guess the weight of Kate Upton's breasts! Course one would need to hold them to get a good idea. I don't think that's Avril M. Hey...nipples! 29 must be in da house! No 'end' picture means no moe. I expect to be watching on a 90 minute tape delay. 7am on a Sunday's best I can do. CHeering for GCHuk. I don't expect this Canadian squad to go far, but maybe they'll surprise me.

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    1. Ha! I didn't even notice the nipples. As a result, I have removed that photo. This blog has a no nudity policy.

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    2. 29, the policy has slightly CHanged. If boy nips are shown, gal ones can be too. Freedom and the pursuit of happiness for all!

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  9. Oh say can you see, Kate! God bless 29!!

    Should be up for the game. Go Canada! Go gCHuk! FYB!

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  10. Go Canada! Fortunately for maritimers (generic, not just our beloved poster) the games aren't on until 5:30 here. Yeah, I suppose you could wake up at 5:00 to see some pre-game bullshit from TSN, but really? It is a little early but easier to wake up than stay up!

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  11. Just did the math and that makes it a 930 am Sunday morning start for me - means this good beer buzz I have on right now can be slept off and I can watch the game in the morning! Fucking eh! Time for a couple more Stellas!

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  12. If I happen to get up for a pea and it's game time, maybe.

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  13. Afraid I'll have to miss the Habs tonight, offspring is home.

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  14. Coup foudroyant de Lafleur.

    Cashman gets a penalty. Go figure.

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  15. 1-1 Lapointe and Savard in the slot, Lafleur on the point, Coco Lemaire scores!

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  16. 2-1 for da broons. 29 was napping.

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  17. Yikes, the balding Cashman makes it 3-1. 29 was down and out on that goal.

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  18. Yay! I knew I could get the score here.
    Die broons
    FUCK YOU BETTMAN

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  19. Napier! 3-2. Fuck the collapse! Lafleur is unfuckingbelievable!

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  20. Nice velvet jacket Cherry. Even nicer penalty broons.

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  21. Where the fuck was 29 on that goal? 4-3 broons.

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  22. Heh, Bs called for too many men on the ice. Who knew?!

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  23. Lafleur to the rescue!!! 4-4.

    Eddy PalCHAk in red satin jacket!

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  24. Going to OT where anything can happen.

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  25. After 3 periods 44-27 SOGs in favour of our Habs.

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  26. Big saves by 29.

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  27. Cashman slapping Houle around, Robinson steps in. Suddenly all goes quiet with the goon broons.

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  28. Habs are owning this OT period.

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  29. Lafleur looked just as good gunning down the left side.

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  30. Incredible line changes by the Habs.

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  31. Lambert!!!!!

    Fuck da broons!!!!!!!

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  32. The Saint9:30 PM

    You know what. FUCK BETTMAN, the NHL and the NHLPA! I just spent much of my Saturday evening watching SCORE - a Hockey Musical. Spoiler alert. It sucked. I consider myself a pretty culturally well rounded individual. I've taken in the odd musical AND enjoyed it. This was pure crap. Terrible acting. Terrible singing of terrible lyrics. No nudity (of either gender - at least the FHFemmes might hope for a gratuitous post game shower scene, but nope). I give it a 5 minute major and a lifetime ban from ever showing in my theatre again so long as I live.

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  33. Toaster is like wtf. I'M AWAKEish.

    Stupid pre-game show. I wish I could fast-forward it! And frankly Seth Jones reminds me of an American Yannick Weber. I don't get the hype.

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    1. WOOOOOOO N31 here! I'll try and keep you awake with steve-like rantings

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    2. Woke up before my alarm \m/

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    3. Ha! I saw that on the Twitterz Machine. Wait til you see how quiet Twitter is at 430 AM. It's eerie

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  34. Argh shaddup pre-game show. How to beat Gibson, Captain Obvious? Same way they can be Subban. Shoot the puck, traffic, 2nd opportunities, SO INFORMATIVE.

    Shoot da puck, score da goal.

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    1. Followed up by:

      Q: How does the US stop The Nuge?
      A: Make sure their best defencemen are on the ice.

      And Big Fat Bob's tie is terrible again.

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    2. I'd rather be watching Finland lose to Switzerland than these twats talk!

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  35. There goes my alarm! SORRY, I DON'T NEED YOU

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  36. Is it just me or does Team Canada have TOO MANY BRUINS?

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    1. One is too many

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    2. TWO is already way too much. THREE? ALERT ALERT ALERT

      I think USA cut their Bruin Gryzlewhateverhisnameis.

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  37. Woohoooo!!!!! Puck dropped! Beer opened!

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  38. the Maritimer4:40 AM

    I'm here baby!!!

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  39. the Maritimer4:42 AM

    Subban is a sieve, can't wait for him to be in the bruins net.

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  40. Cheerleader alert! Behind Canada's net. Maybe their goal-judging too

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    1. *they're. Man it's early.

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  41. I just realized the beer I opened is American (big can of Rolling Rock). Shit that's embarrassing

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  42. the Maritimer4:50 AM

    Coffee's on.

    You'll be asleep by the 3rd period, 29.

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  43. Why do they have to put "Bobby Orr Hockey Legend" on the screen when he appears in that Chevrolet hockey helmet for kids commercial? If he's a legend, we should know who he is.

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  44. the Maritimer4:52 AM

    RNH!!!

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  45. Seth Jones POTENTIAL NUMBER PICK SAYS TSN front row seat on NUUUUGE GOAL

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  46. the Maritimer4:55 AM

    Nice pass by former Saint John Sea Dog Jonny Huberdeau on the goal.

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  47. Subbanator 2.0 looking much better today

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    1. the Maritimer5:03 AM

      He must have been saving it up 'til now.....

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  48. Seth Jones sucks. Beaten by the bromance.

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  49. the Maritimer5:02 AM

    Well, Seth Jones was good on that eh, N31? -2.

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  50. So far, best for the Americans: Galchy, Trouba. HABS JETS

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  51. Did Lucic head to Russia to be a mascot?

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    1. moe in da house! more people here now than watched some late season Habs games last year

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  52. That mascot is a bear right? Some kind of monkey-looking bear...

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    1. Im scared of that thing

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  53. I'll take two more periods like that one

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  54. I'm gonna make a cappuccino.

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    1. Put some booze in it!

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    2. My Gentleman Jack's won't fucking open. Stupid stuck cap.

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    3. Run it under the hot water tap for a bit.

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  55. You know whats good with OJ? Disaronno Amaretto.

    You know whats good in coffee? Disaronno Amaretto.

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    1. the Maritimer5:27 AM

      I don't have any Disaronno in the house, so I just threw some Bailey's in my coffee.

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    2. I don't have any Bailey's or coffee in the house, so I'm drinking straight Irish whiskey

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    3. You know what's good with Disaronno Amaretto? Disaronno Amaretto.

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    4. the Maritimer5:47 AM

      Put some beer in your whisky or vice versa.

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  56. the Maritimer5:16 AM

    Seth Jones said the US was (is) the best team at the tournament. Maybe if he stays on the bench! What a turnover machine. No worries Nate, you're going number 1 with your buddy Drouin not far behind. What a set of hands on that kid.

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    1. Morning 4HFers! What did I miss? Hey - hockey first thing on a Sundays - cool! Took me a while to find a stream that wasn't in Russian - 2-0 after the first - who's looking good so far and what about galchy? How's he looking?

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  57. Ray FerROARo is fucking blind? Galchenyuk's been creating all the chances the American's had. Quiet my fucking ass you TWAT.

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    1. He hates anything related to the Habs. Always has.

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  58. the Maritimer5:39 AM

    GCHuk not doing too much. Got a great wrist shot though.

    Subban holding the fort.

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  59. 4 minutes for bleeding.

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  60. KmaXXX I saw your comment in my email, I don't see it here for some reason. Don't worry, you'll get attendance credit

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    1. Cheers 29 - can I please get extra credit for having to watch the feed in Russian? Can't get a decent English language one! Also the Canadian pp looks like shit and there is are a lot of "individuals" out there trying to do too much on their own...or at least that is what my Russian feed is showing me...you guys could be seeing an entirely different game for all I know

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    2. I would take the Russians over Ray Ferraro any time

      And your take is accurate. PP terrible, and no good team passing, especially in the 2nd

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  61. Half way through the game and Subban hasn't given up 3 goals nor has any Canadian been thrown out: win!

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  62. the Maritimer5:49 AM

    The US is safer with Jones in the box.

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  63. the Maritimer5:52 AM

    TSN not paying too much attention to future Tranna SUPERSTAR Morgan Reilly.

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  64. I wish I had a Mute Ray Ferraro button.

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  65. the Maritimer5:59 AM

    Nice save off GCHuk.

    OK, pee break.

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  66. Galchy has lethal wrist shot.

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  67. Just 20 more minutes boys. Hang in there. Like you've been doing for 10 minutes now

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  68. I wish I had some CC right now... My drink table is rather sad. Empty bottle of Amarula, stuck bottle of Jack, and some red wine thing.

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    1. did you see my comment up thread? Try running the Jack cap under hot water

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    2. Ya, I'll do it later.

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    3. I still want some CC. And some vodka.

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    4. And more Amarula.

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  69. the Maritimer6:05 AM

    Sleep in tomorrow 29, 8:30am start.

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  70. the Maritimer6:07 AM

    We should probably lay off Seth Jones. If a season is played the Habs may be in a position to draft him.

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    1. I'd rather they pick up more goal scorers.

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    2. *that aren't defencemen*

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  71. McNeill should keep his helmet on. Forever.

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  72. FerROARo says he's soft, PhlegMiller agrees. TMI.

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  73. IT'S REALLY QUIET IN THAT RINK. BORED?

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    1. Even the cheerleaders look bored

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  74. Galchy runs USA's powerplay so shaddup Fercrapo. NOW NO MORE STUPID PENALTIES CANADA Galchy got his point.

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    1. the Maritimer6:36 AM

      GCHuk is the best player on that team. Explosive speed and NHL shot. Now, take advantage Canada. Go Huberdeau!!

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  75. All McCabes lead to bad things.

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  76. Malcom Subban practicing his Wandering Goalie act that all Bruins goalies excel at.

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  77. we're wasting this chance and it's gonna cost us

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  78. here's another great chance... to waste

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  79. Team USA bringing what we're missing in Boone Jenner.

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  80. This powerplay is going to look awesome when the Russians score shorthanded on it.

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  81. This PP is embarrassing

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  82. HABS POWERPLAY IS BETTER. JUST SAYING.

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  83. Canada lucky Galchy fanned on that. Or rather NUGE YOU IDIOT

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  84. the Maritimer6:52 AM

    Wow. My nerves are shot.

    I'm goin' to sleep now.

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  85. btw nice job commenting everyone! see you tomorrow at a more reasonable hour

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  86. Gibson and Subban are like "I got too much crap to carry already and now you want to give me a fancy plate to hold? Shove it in my glove"

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  87. Congrats to the Gmen, especially Subban 2.0.

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  88. Thx 29 et 4HFers and nice PatCHes pic.

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  89. Tremendous showing by the FHF nation. I am going to try to get wired up for the 9Am start.

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  90. Sunning ourselves (Toaster and I) in the living room on the sofa and the fucking sun is already gone...

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