*Total lie, I'm an old man asleep by 9:30 every night.
Americans! Rivalry! GCHuk! How can you not get up for this? Start taking some speed and coke right now, you'll be just fine in time for game time. How can that possibly fail? Anyway, should be a good one, I'll be up, won't you join me? The game has subplots a plenty, and Canada is down to, like, 3 forwards or something thanks to suspensions. Stay out of the box, kids!
Bring on the Stars and Stripes of Sexiness.