mmmm cinamon buns.
Bruce has been busy, 2 movies coming out.A Good Day To Die Hardhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=oW9uT2wQFC0&NR=1GI Joe 2 Retaliationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNpy-tGwxE
cant wait for both.
In Soviet Russia, yippie kay yay mother fucks you!
Nice buns moe.I need a FHF refresher. Why DGMB? Anyway, here's my wish list for him.1. Keep Curly. 2. Sign PFK long term.3. Bury Gomer in Hamilton.I'm already dreaming hockey. Last night I dreamed that Markov was traded. I can't remember for whom, but it was a young player and I wasn't totally upset about the trade. That being said I hope Vodkov is back to his old self. Carey will have a great season with a solid core of D in front of him.
Directeur Général Marc Bergevin. He's too green to have a funnier nickname.
If they start the season with Gomer I am going to lose it, or find it again, and lose it again.
Steve...prepare yourself - Gomer is here for a bit longer. If I am not mistaken, the "one time buy out" (which they can do twice apparently) only kicks in NEXT season...so we're stuck with him.
The mexicant scored 6 goals in 11 games in ECHL. Who knows, maybe he'll have a better season.
polar bear plyons do not play in the NHL
Thanks moeman, couldn't figure out the DG. If he has the balls to bury Gomez in Hamilton, can we change that to The Undertaker?meh, maybe the Baked Alaskan will surprise us this year and catch on fire, thus turning in to the Bombe Alaskan
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Steve, Gomez does.
Moe - them buns are SWEEEEET! And the look on the face of the chick sliding is even sweeter! Big +1
Very nice...very nice. I'll help her back to the top of the slide...
Its going to be fun to watch Burka drive the Leaf over the cliff.
All 18 wheels!
Why the hell is Slowmmodore coming to camp?! HE SUCKS.
hotest rumours I just made up.1)PFK to Edmonton for Sam Ganger and a first round pick.2)Superpleks to Toronto for a ben scrivins and two second round picks
What, no ridiculously stupid Lecavalier trade rumour?
Yeah Molson cheaped out on the future buyout.
My rumour: Staubitz comes back:-)
@Juce my rumours are not wishes, they are a possible future, and in some dimensions have already happened.DUCKS sign LW BRAD STAUBITZ for two years, $1.275-millionEnforcer Brad Staubitz will turn 28-years-old later this month and he's been active in the role, fighting 42 times (www.hockeyfights.com) in 180 games over the last three seasons.Staubitz plays six minutes per game and has 19 points in 215 career games, so he's not adding a lot more than muscle to the lineup and, when it comes to his role on the Ducks, he's a cheaper option than George Parros, who moved on to Florida.
Tears are rolling down my cheeks.
It seems PFK is asking for Drew Doughty bling. I hope its not true. I would sign him to a 8 year deal but starting around 4 mil.
Habs have a new offical motto. I translated it from French.Its "Fire that blunt"
Guess who has a walk on with the Panthers, BIG TITS. Holy Fuck Batman we coulda had BIT TITS LEGO gCHUCK
PFK asks for Celine money, DGMB has to fold. He is quoted as saying " I had no argument left"
The Montreal Canadiens might have to start training camp without top center Tomas Plekanec, who suffered what the Montreal Gazette reported to be an upper-body injury in late December while playing for Kladno in the Czech Republic."It's nothing serious," Plekanec told the newspaper. "I should be playing in a week, 10 days maximum. Maybe quicker when I get proper treatment."Plekanec hopes to get a full report on his health when he is examined by Canadiens doctors once the new Collective Bargaining Agreement is ratified and training camps open.
He is like the Black Knight " just a flesh wound"
Fortunealty we have an extra center.
Rumour of trade to Toronto forces Superplexx to injure himself.
Just get him a new turtleneck and he'll be fine.
For a long time I thought I was Ziggy Stardust
With TFS, Vodkov healthy and Gomez regaining his touch we are a legitimate cup condtender, be afaid Buttman very afraid, plan the parade.
And keep your fucking feet off our sacred rink.
R.I.P. Katie Moore. http://25stanley.com/r-i-p-la-femme-de-dominic-moore-katie-moore-est-decede-du-cancer.html
very sad RIP
Poor Moore :(
R.I.P. Katie. Condolences to Dominic, stay strong my friend.
Show must've started at 4:20;http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/8/3850056/qualcomms-insane-ces-2013-keynote-pictures-tweets
What Steve, no Huberdeau to Habs rumours?The Sea Dogs team president was on the local CBC radio station this morning talking about all the trades the team has made to rebuild. They were ready to pull the trigger on a Huberdeau deal but when the lockout ended that went out the window, 'cause he's Florida bound.I can't even make up a trade because I can't remember who plays for who anymore.
he did not impress at WJC. Might be a good player, but superstar is a reach
Each team plays: 4 games vs. two Divisional opponents (8); 5 games vs. two divisional opponents (10); 3 games vs 10 Conference rivals (30).
New coach for Impact speaks French, English, German and Italian.Saputo says though that the language in the dressing room is English.
Alex Kovalev invited to Panther's training camp.
And AK46 :(
No one can tell me RBQ is better than Big TiTs
Jussi Rynnas combines with Simon Gysbers and knocks a Gabriel Dumont shot into his own net. Bulldogs win 2-1 over the Meafs. Patrick Holland enjoys scoring goals with half a second left in the period.
So Habs open with the Leafs instead of the Bruins and apparently the Bruins are upset about this. I find it adorable there's this tug of war over the Habs. "We want them!" "No us!" "Me first!" Meow.
Go Dogs Go, when the heat of making a call for training camp is on, Dogs win.
Hmm, wonder if TFS will face bobby looooooooo.
NHL players road trip.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp1DMQ-x33k
we are winning the pre season
And the day after they trade PK, the Bell Centre burns down. It wasn't me. (Yes it was).
If PFK really wants to stay and that's what they offer, he should take it for now till they can clear up some cap.
Montreal definitly has some payback for his last two years at 875 to consider. On the other hand if you give him a better deal than Price, look out.
Very delicate situation.
They'll have cap relief when Gomez is dumped in the summer. Also if Filip Kuba can go from -26 to +26 in a year, Ottawa can take Kaberle for a pick or two....
Once upon a time I was at my cousin's "engagement" "party" (don't ask) and met a guy who works with Hockey Canada. He told me about how some of the players were such babies, that you really literally had to hold their hands through everything. I remember him telling me about Seguin in particular, and how clueless he was to life in general.And so this doesn't surprise me one bit.Frankly my BROTHER would do better living on his own. At least he knows how to clean his fucking clothes in the proper machine, never mind cleaning a plate when he needed one...
That pair of underwear on the floor seems to be 'neatly' laid out.ugh!
BOG will have a presser @4:00. Hope moeman attends. lol
Has there ever been a training camp holdout in Montreal history?
Breaking Fucking News, Burka time run out in Taranna. Holy Fuck Batmann, season just got more boring.
Boston says, now way will take it to Supreme court.
Toronto buried in avalacnche of clown resumes.
McSplooge charters jet, names it brownnose
Leaf nation in shock, we really suck, no realy suck
He made an illegal offer to Subban, may face tampon charges.
Truculance leaves TO.
Lou says, Toronto too crazy for me.
Burka melts down, loses job, adams division in mourning
Burka victim of the man, oh man
Goat checking google maps to see how far from Vermont to Toronto.
Burke era declared great success. They sucked less than before.
This is actually scary...it could mean that someone in tranna has developed, dare I say it, "hockey sense" and realized what a fuckin' useless bag of shit burka was. Blowhard dickwad arrogant as fuck asshole who fit perfectly into the cotu landscape. Fuckin' good riddance you piece of shit. So now there might (only "might" I hasten to add) be reason to believe that they will hire someone who actually knows what it takes to win hockey games, which could pose a problem for other teams if the leaf suddenly stop becopming the whipping boys...Naaaaah! Who am I kidding? It's the fuckin leaf we are talking about. They will hire Pat Quinn and Gord Stellick again and all will be right with the world.
*Cue circus music*
He just didn't add enough truculence. /sI was actually worried that with him around at the end of the season he may get potential UFA's Perry and Getzlaf eventually which would actually make the leafs kind of... good?BRING BACK JFJ!!
Hey Mike MillBerry would be interested I'll betcha.That would be a good fit and would maintain the truculance.
Nuclear bomb dropped on CotU. Hello, Bobby Lou, goodbye heart.
Leafs presser at 1:45. Should be fun!
I'm ready (and promise no 29 potshots this time). OK, maybe one if à propos.
I can take it!
potshots, potshots potshots, we used to call them jeffersons, I have no Idea why.
I really hope Toronto fans have not been reading this blog, because I am afraid I would be offered the job, and how could I refuse, my only regret would be Toronto has no players I could trade to Montreal, but there would be lots of first round picks, Advil thats two first round pick.
My unreliable sources say the Burka had sealed a deal for Lou, it cost Kardi and Bozak, and when the Man said you are fucking nuts, he said fuck you I am outa here.
leaf all bite no burke presser;- Gino Reda, aka Ragu looks like he visited a morgue, bad make-up job if you are not a corpse- leaf mediates are all flustered and out of breath, fucking morons- Kate Middleton is pregnant!- Ragu asks about leaf depth, it is piled high and deep (apologies to Phd' 4HFers
This is the second 'big' story that dredger has missed with Lebrun and bob mac beating him to the punch. Weird as dredger has his lips wrapped tight around barke's balls.
David Nosis, getting the nod, whew thats a relief keep up the losing tradition.
Nonis snagged Loo for the Nucks. Will he do it twice?
dredger says barke has style issues. (insert bad bob mackenzie tie, aka BBMT, comment here)
Get use to the leaf mediots yipping 'owned by bell and rogers, aka BR™, a lot.
Great media companies don't have sound delays, on fucking cable!
Nonis with the undone tie. eesh.
Let the Nonis ball hugging games begin.
Burke is said to have called 29 for advice on his buyout contract.
Nonis says Burka skid marks will stain Toronto forever
Cliff Fletcher is still alive!
Clif Flechter now the brain trust, can he remember its Wed?
wants players to play without helmets
Fletcher, Poulin, Loiselle and Howe sounds like a cheap law firm. Apologies to all non-cheap lawyers in here.
Rosie O'Donnell asks the first question and it is about the famous Burke Hotdogs discounted availability.
Why now, ducks the question
Cute voice says 'Mr. Nonis'. Gulp.
Key to hiring Dave was his name, the man demanded newness
The Man says we suck, we know we suck, and we do not really care.
Anselmi with his complexity issues. $TFU!
Bryan Murray heard laughing all the way down the 401 East.
Assman says this has nothing to do with a Luango whatever that is, its to do with losing at which we were winners
Sweet Loo has no impact on the move. They had pictures of barke with don cherry's dog, (insert bad ron mclame pun here)
Steve lets take our show on the road as 'The S&Mers!'.
can I wear leather?
at the very least we should get gold at Sofia for sycronized commenting
Only during the 'IT!, Out!' skit.
Looking back four or five years people will say nothing has changed
heh, leaf are only changing gears. The will rename the ACC to Grindhouse.
PPP & DGB both announce official retirement in sync.
ML$E officially rename itself Circus of the Univer$e.
Leafs in offical super tank mode, anything Oilers can do we can do better. Its our chance to dump Gomez, Kaberle and RBQ
They planned it so they could grab headlines before Bettman/BOG could.
The 'remains as a senior advisor' is churned.4HF newsflash: despite the shots at his pot, 29 remains as a senior advisor to this blog.
"senior advisor" is code for "we're pushing you out the door soon, but we need to just hold off for PR reasons"If you want me gone, just say so moe!
Ooh the Colangelo question surfaces. CotU Realtors jump in their Lexus' in 3, 2, 1.
The depth of the leaf mediot questions is as deep as their team's last 8 years of playoff rounds.
like the depth of the Leafs,one legitmate top six player, and he is soft as a donut
RC2 is safe, old friends.
Nonis says that the Bulldogs beating the barke-built Marlies are to blame for this firing!!!FWIW, the mediots sounded bored out of their collective skulls.Bring on the BOG!
dredger says the CotU is 'selling hope', which rhymes with dope, which I believe is a shot at leafans, AKA ELFs.
Nonis has no style and zero-integrity dredger thinks his shit is made of gold and he is royally pissed off because his BFF was bagged.
FeraROAR is asked his opinion, doesn't have one but goes on and on and on with some kind of babbling about bulldozers.
He has the odd good quip but Duthie is part of the mediot problem.
Final comment from Anselmi, "The Aristocrats".
Kübler-Ross has a new stage: Dredge.
So, TSN pissed, says it's gotta be personal, Corporate didn't like Burke.Maybe reporting going forward will stop kissing leaf ass.
Not likely as dredger is already dry-humping Nonis The 14th (see what I did there kidz?)
blah, blah, blah it's all Bell/Roger's fault.
You never heard this TSN denial shit when the Goat got the axe.
Burke to be the next commish?
Could he be worse? I don't like anything associated with the leaf, especially as blowhardingly as he was and he is more of a hockey person than fuckface bettman will ever be. Biggest question is will he suck jacobs.
dredger is even paler than he was an hour ago.
Tip for tsn, there's 29 other teams.This is in no way a pot shot at our resident lawyer-type-scotCH-drinking-guy.uthie just called tranna a 'circus'. Fucker is Dane Cooking me!
uthie = Duthie.
JT is back!http://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2013/01/dear-mrmolson-now-that-lockouts-over.html
Great job, moe and Steve, I didn't fall asleep reading this blog like I did with the real thing. Now, do I want to watch Bettman do his presser with Jacobs semen on his chin?
We'll get BOGged down or bonged down or both!
Just curious, but isn't dredger Nonis' brother-in-law or am I hallucinating? He's married to or has a sister married to somebody in hockey biz.
As per Wiki, "Dreger is a second cousin of former Vancouver Canucks GM and current Toronto Maple Leafs Interim GM Dave Nonis."Needs updating.
That explains EVERYTHING!
Showing Burka's record, holy fuck, it's a wonder he lasted this long.
dredger is mouthing off about burke as a broon. Fucking moron.
I'm with moe, burka wouldn't be a bad choice for commissioner. He'd tell Jacobs to take a flying fuck.....
Ha ha! Duthie mentioned the Goat, appearance frequency of a groundhog. Can't argue with that.
Thanks to burke, bettman (aka, fuckface bettman) and the BOG, we may yet get ice cream.
C'mon you little fucking weasel, I'm tired of listening to this drivel.
The mediots cannot get over themselves. STFUcking wads of STFUck.The disgusting dredger will suck until the last drop is licked.
Stevie Y! Great player.
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I't after 4:00 they just can't fucking letting Burke go. Fuck off already.
jon loo's tie matches his eyeware. Both BBMT.
Huge POS john shannon is all excited about the Habs first new season game is vs., wait for it, Dave Nonis' team. How cute for him to get in the sucking line. Did I mention that john shannon is a huge POS?
He just got that news? POS!
dredger will have his nose so far up Nonis' ass now, he'll be sniffing tonsils.Steve, good theory. Can't be proven but Bettman doesn't even like Canadian money.
Dead man walking. (jacobs)
jacobs can't even pronounce hackey.
Thank you Gary and Bill for working so tirelessly under my desk.
Montgomery C. Jacobs. The 'C' is for cocksucker.
"jerry" says the dictator.
Ah, the little shit himself.
heh, I'm sorry. For what you fuck?!
Step down you little shit.
Fuckface has to read a 'personal' message.
Lying little fuck.
OutreaCH this you fuck.
Sponsor refund question and he asshole perks up.
add a t