Jan 29, 2013

Young Money Cash Money Winnipeg Millionaires vs. Young Money Cash Money Montreal Millionaires ~ Open Thread and Game Preview

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Game 5 7h30 RDS/TSN/no hnicbc, PFK! is finally signed and he's due for a physiCHal so we must rely on Vodkov, (Y), Diazling, Cube, Gorgeous and Swiss Miss, KaKa backed up by TheFordSalesman™. Can't complain about that. Nor the Habs 3-1 record matched closely by the Jets (3-1-1), who are off to a flying start and yes it's okay Kane, we're just admiring the shape of your $kull. Pavelec ain't half bad and who knew Kyle Wellfed was still playing? NHL preview. Boone's Live Blog is fun to CHeck out but make sure to come back. As our attorney, 29 advises us to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in our drinking kits. He says we  won't need much, just a tiny taste. Fuck that, go gonzo! This fucking blog is too weird to live, and too rare to die. GYFHG!
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Working on the face-offs. Way to go MT2.0 
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Buy the ticket, take the ride FHFers.

197 comments:

  1. the Maritimer1:50 PM

    In other news, there were forked tongues suggesting that Radulov and AK aka Big TiTs were rumored to be opening up a boarding house for young Habs players in Montreal.

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  3. Check out the Habs preview.

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=86379

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  4. Chester2:39 PM

    Didn't get a good feel from the quotes oh HIO re PFK's return. I fear for the room. It's all a question of balance. We shall see how Pernell fares as this is not last years Habs.

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    1. Media twisting every soundbite to their whim to create a story. I said they had the cab ready for PK to drive him out of town during the contract negotiations. Bunch of sick fucks. It's game night! Ask GAME NIGHT QUESTIONS.

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  5. KaKa in, SwissMiss2 out.

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    1. Chester3:24 PM

      Chocula was obviously a large stable object in his last most recent life, possibly as dense and unispiring as a small intrusive rock formation. MT2.0 however in his most recent life strikes me as somewhat of a gangster, but with a twisted sense of humour. Like an Evil Roy Slade. Couldn't walk whithout his guns on.

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    2. those who are not busy being born are busy dying

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    3. you dont have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

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    4. why did McGill flood,
      the pumps did not work because the vandals took the handles

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    5. what was MT2.0 first job?
      He had a job in the great north woods
      Working as a cook for a spell
      But I never did like it all that much
      And one day the ax just fell

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  8. Will be at the game tonight kidz. Look for the half-half jersey in that weird Desjardins 200 section somewhere. I'll be the drunk one.

    GYFHG

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    1. Any Pants! (?)

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    2. Game time decision

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    4. I read somewhere that Vic Toews is at tonight's game.

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    6. That's not his wife, it's one of his many mistresses. NTTIAWWT.

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  9. Mediot pile-on PFK. tsn/sn/gm/np all front-paging. Fuckers.

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    1. MT2.0 should be a great coach for PFK, he will demand other players support his rush. Last year he was always one on five.

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    2. the Maritimer5:18 PM

      All those entities are but extensions of the TML. Since there is nothing positive to report about that sad sack outfit, let's crap on the team that is ahead of them in the standings.

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    3. Just trying to take focus off of losing laffs. Jealousy raises it's ugly heads.

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  10. R.I.P. Leroy “Sugarfoot” Bonner;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47G-Wa4qfs

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    1. Wow, I used to watch that show.

      R.I.P.

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  12. GYFHG, I will be back for the faceoff

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  13. the Maritimer5:20 PM

    Fortunate, we get TSN-Habs down here in NB if you have BellAliant. Bonus they are usually dredgerless.

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    1. But not FeraROARless.

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    2. Me likey TSN Habs.

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  14. http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/ctv-exclusive-georges-laraque-s-home-raided-in-fraud-investigation-1.1134710

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  15. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  16. Wow and weird. tsn is really truly deeply concerned that the Habs' players are not receptive to PFK coming home. They are geniuses about their own fucking stinking shit. Stick to your leaf fuckers.

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    1. CTV took the same angle. Markov did not look pleased though.

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    2. Yup, Francois Gagnon says PFK will have to see the guys, say hey guys, I got your message, how do we work it out?

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  17. Just got back from a week in Florida... Wouldn't mind living so close to the ocean but I couldn't help but laugh every time I saw highway billboards proclaiming "HOCKEY'S BACK!".

    Seems like I missed so much. PFK :) PatCHes :(

    GYFHG!!!

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    2. the Maritimer7:09 PM

      Heading for Tampa on Thursday, I''ll check that out.

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    3. Ooh, enjoy Maritimer! Saw them around Ft. Lauderdale and they featured Panthers' players.

      Please tell me you got some ointment for that, Steve!

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    4. Steve swam with the wrong dolphins.

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    5. Dolphins they told me they were mermaids!

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  18. It looks like I will be on the RDS feed tonite,and it HD baby. Maybe I will have to translate, but likely I will put on the Itunes and giarate fully clothed and everything so as not to be injured.

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  19. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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    1. GYGHG we will not lose to the team that really should be called without political correctness the Eskimo

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  20. The upside is PFK will see how the CotU mediots will suck their own and each others dicks to slag and rag a player. WatCH it and learn PFK, these are fucking cockroaches. They are slime and cannot be killed.

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  21. Why I am I watching the Devils game, am I in hell or just timelost

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  22. PFK should have to shave his head

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  23. Can you think of a team with a player like Vodkov. We have the good guy in the room vet, we have the teacher vet, but who has the game controller vet, nobody Go You Fucking Vodkov Daddy Habs GO

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  24. Is this what scared PFK into signing, the sitght

    of big fucking man

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  26. the Maritimer7:17 PM

    All this crap about PFK, it is possible he may iritate some of his teammates, but let's remember he's a 23 year old kid. He will mature with age like everybody else. They are better with him and they have to know that.

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    1. maturity has been a blessing

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    2. None of us have ever enjoyed all of our colleagues/workmates. I did not see Gorgeous', Vodkov's or any other (were there any other? BlanCHe was giddy) comments as negative. Mediot fuckers. Reda is one of the biggest...and now some wad called botchsomethingorother piles on. Corporate stiffs following orders.

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    3. In the old days there was a French English divide that justifiably drove Richard nuts.

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    4. Tranna mediots just don't have the wit to understand Vodkov's sense of humor, or when he is clearly telling them to fuck off.

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  27. Some big eared martian looking hack NHL ex-goalie mclennan rips on Vodkov saying he, #79, isn't fun to be around (because, classily Andrei stuck to no commenting non game related questions). Fucker.

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    1. I feel I am in Newfoundland, half an hour behind the rest of the country. Start the game already.

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    2. the Maritimer7:38 PM

      Steve, we are ahead of you guys not behind.

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  30. Now that Palin has retired from Fux, dredger becomes the word salad champion.

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  31. I think RDS has adopted Vodkov as official Le Gare DUI material

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  33. sixty seven calorie beer, as if drinking beer make you fat, come on Mr Molson you can do better than that.

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  34. I can't wait for PFK!'s first rush from his zone, up the middle ...

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  35. RBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. its only my ribs

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  37. No news on 29's Pants!

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  38. Oh, oh, 29 texted me, says he bumped into Geoff, who asked him about my presser liveblog comments. I pleaded a fifth of bourbon.

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  39. It must be burning CotU like hell that they have to carry 24 CH.

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  40. Kid G throwing around his weight.

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  41. Gallagher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. Bonus, no tsn feed here. RDS.

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  43. RDS here too.

    Go Habs Go!

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  44. 29 refuses to reply if he is or isn't with Pants!

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  45. SCORING SUMMARY
    1ST PERIOD
    08:04 MTL PPG - R. BOURQUE (1) SLAP - ASST: A. MARKOV (2) AND R. DIAZ (6) 1 - 0 MTL
    14:22 MTL B. GALLAGHER (2) WRIST - ASST: A. GALCHENYUK (3) AND F. BOUILLON (2)

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  46. the Maritimer8:09 PM

    The days of getting pushed around are over. Fuck you Chocula.

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  47. Stream lagging like a SOB but GYMFHG!

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    1. The Saint8:14 PM

      Streaming my first game. First game watched since the forgettable opener. Very impressed so far. But the stream is a bit choppy at times. Sound quits a bit. Gallagher was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO still at the blueline frozen when he scored. Alas, loving it. 'cept Wheeler's goal just now.

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    4. The Saint8:21 PM

      might just check that out. It's not just a home vid of you being peed on is it?

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  48. Lego seems to be following the play, not anticipating the play

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  49. Gorian8:16 PM

    Nothing useful ever starts with Kaberle.

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  50. Phew TFS almost did himself in.

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  51. SOGs ~ 6-6.

    PANTs! ~ Who knows?

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  52. The Saint8:19 PM

    Hell of a diving save by Gorges!

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  53. 1-0 Devils in the 2nd.

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  54. 3-2 laffs in the 2nd.

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  55. 2-0 Caps vs Ottawa end 1st

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  56. Not too shabby. Keep it up boys!

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    1. I'm guessing Boone's blog ain't chatting pants and pee.

      Like I said "This fucking blog is too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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  57. Phucktards down 2-0 to NYR.

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  58. N31, BB, yup him, notices DDD is slow and not making moves like in 2012.

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    1. I saw that and nearly died from the shock.

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  59. Is that Chis Fucking Lee?

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  60. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  61. Now go get 'er done boys!
    GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  62. Lots of iron 2nite. Markov on the PP.

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  63. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  64. GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  65. COME ON VODKOV WORK YOUR MAGIC

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  66. Someone scored!

    Colé!

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  67. P.K. Subban ‏@PKSubban1
    Everyone give @Plek14 a follow! Ill still follow him even though my sister thinks he's hot! #teammateproblems lol

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    1. he posted it again today?

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    2. Nevermind, it was today.

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    3. 10h ago. I don't CHeck it that often.

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  68. G kidz eaCH assist on Colé's PPGoal.

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  69. Sabres tied it vs laffs 3-3

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  71. Go Sabres!

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    1. yeah let the leaf get the first, on a team that will never be a threat in our lifetime

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  72. bullshit clean hit

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  73. ok Carey you made up for the softie

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  74. that was not a penalty either, grow up refs

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  75. superplexx and we will take the cheap call thank you

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  76. Vodkov was near the top of the crease on that PP goal. He is sniffing like he never has.

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  77. Diaz may end the evening with more total points than kadri. Discuss that CotU mediots.

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  78. RBQ he does not have the skills to put together a Rona barbecue but he makes stuff happen

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    1. You can pay them $45 to assemble it or buy two cases of Geoff's beer.

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  79. OTT tied 2-2 with WAS

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  80. there are more scoring chances in the average shift this year, than the average game last year

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  81. Fucking laffs in OT

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    1. Takes the heat off PFK.

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  82. moeman cutting Lego's grass again

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  83. broons take it in SO

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  84. BPrust, next time just lift the net.

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  85. bullsit but it had to be called and Kid G he is shiney

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  86. I can not see any possible way we lose a game this season

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    1. When buffman calls the refs, like now.

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  87. TFS what a fuckin stop

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  88. WTF Brust got hit from behind?

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  89. Fuckface bettman called.

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  90. FUCK YOU BETTMAN-REF

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    1. WAS could use Kaberle.

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    2. I believe in charitable donations for the less fortunate.

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  92. Wtf is cube doing on the PP???

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  93. Tough but deserved win.

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  94. 4 in a row baby!!! Fuckin rights!

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  95. Wooooooooooohoooooooooo!!

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  96. Nice lunch bucket win

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  97. Prust lookin' better all the time.

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  98. 3 Stars

    3 - RBQ!

    2 - gCHuk

    1 - Kid G!

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  99. Gallagher 1st star.

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  100. finally we got the kids with the stars

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  101. Was it just me or were the Jets singling out Kid-G?

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  102. 102 – Number of pounds separating the Jets’ largest player, Dustin Byfuglien, listed at 265, and the Habs’ smallest player, Brendan Gallagher, listed at 163, in weight, with the two squaring off against each other for the first time in Gally’s four NHL games to date.

    19 – Number of on-ice shifts that separate Brendan Gallagher’s first two NHL goals, with the young forward notching his first Sunday night against the Devils and his second coming in the first period against the Winnipeg Jets.

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  103. FUCK and YES

    Some crappy calls, but I kept my Pants! on

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    1. @29 how about some insights, for example what does gCHuck look like live? Is Karberle really that bad in person. Does Lego have a GPS on his glove, to tell him where to go?

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  104. buddy call tomorrow.

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  105. Can't wait for N31's recap.

    BudajCall starts tomorrow.

    No word on 29's Pants!

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    1. Never mind about the Pants! 29 wore his snappy attorney suspenders.

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    2. Done. Complete with barfy dog.

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  110. Build it and they won't come.
    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=414808

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