Feb 19, 2013

Fuggedaboutit ~ Habs vs Rangers Game Preview and Open Thread (without a lot of text)

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GYFHG!

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  4. "... stabbed in the cock..." - can't say I've ever heard someone say that before.

    Should be a good game. Prust will be psyched for it.

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    1. sope, you gotta visit more often.

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    2. as many old school old blog fans know it was a classic Orangeman rant that gave birth to that powerful statement of antipathy.

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  5. the Maritimer10:47 AM

    Expect another defensive battle tonight, Lundqvist vs. TFS.

    Watched the game last night on TSN-Habs. Dave Randorf and Bobby Dollas had the courtesy to not mention the word shutout for either goalie in the third period. That old fuck Bob Cold or Gord Phlegmiller, "tradionalists" and leaf whores couldn't have said it enough times.

    I think the Rags are going to miss Prust and Dubinsky more than they realize. Those guys are worth their weight in gold in grinding games like the one last night. Nash, not so much.

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  6. Do we know if TFS is starting or is another Budaj Call in order? Haven't checked so was just wondering...

    Go Habs Go!!

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  7. We get Huberdeau Its a complicated three way I have enginnered. Avs, Panthers Habs in the hot tub. We leave both teams with our floating hershey bars. Losing SuperPleks, Kaka and DDD

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    1. There is genuine buzz, ok I am high or have tinnunitus or both, but PFK to Avs is in play. MT2.0 is very confident of his better person skills.

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    2. Sometimes I really wonder where you come up with this stuff...clearly there's "high" and then there's "Steve High"

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    4. I'm with you this - I will take my standard 15 percent on each new signup and I get mailing rights to them for 5 years

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  8. The Saint12:36 PM

    I still maintain there's got to be somebody better than Bobby Dollas to do Habs games. An ex-hab, not Mike Effin Johnson or that little piece of shit PJ Schmuck. Best thing about PJ's cup of coffee with the Habs was that he was traded for Gino Odjick. That's who we need to do colour. Here's a recent tweet of his: Gino Odjick‏@ginodjick

    If It Wasn't 4My Love Of Smoking,Drinking,Gambling&Women U Great F--k-rs Would B Calling Me Perfection Instead Of Greatness!! #Ahooo Xo:)!!

    and this one:

    @kitmoro @gaetanbussieres Extremely Happy4The Fine Folks Of Maniwaki Our Beautiful Area Needs Some Good News!Seems Quebec RollsAsDo TheHabs

    I don't have a twitter account, but Gino sounds like an interesting guy worth 'following' if one was into that.

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    1. Habs are in a sad catCH-22 with their tsn contract-coverage. Sure some of their games are on that network. Sure Geoff gets some cash in the deal. Sure tsn pads their reputation on the Canadiens popularity but after a while getting reamed by these fuckers has got to end. Does anyone in the CH's marketing team not see the shit that is spewed?

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    2. the Maritimer1:23 PM

      As I said above, the TSN-Habs crew at least don't rip the Habs or suck the opposition's dick like the TSN regulars or the cockroach network's bruin alumni.

      They could do better than Bobby Dollas who just doesn't do good colour. Sergio Momesso who did radio would be a good choice.

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    4. The Saint1:33 PM

      If TSN cared about the Habs, they'd be scouting FHF for their on air talent. Give Steve a hit of the good stuff and he'll hit Gallivanian status as a play by play man. Seasoned media veteran 29 by his side making sure he doesn't "overdo it" and moeman between the benches where he can fuck with the other team, and one of the FHFemmes patrolling the locker room (you'll have to fight for it or work out a schedule).

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    5. The Saint1:36 PM

      To be fair, I don't mind Dave Randorf. BTDubs as my teens say, anybody ever wonder (or know) what Paul Romanuk did to get exiled to Europe?

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    6. the Maritimer2:44 PM

      Re: Paul Romanuk.....I suspect it had something to do with his lifestyle. But I'm guessing. Does he live in Switzerland?

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    7. No need to guess its always one of six things
      1)got someone in the office pregnant
      2)does not believe NTTAWWT applyes to LGBT community.
      3)got high in the wrong place
      4)refers to players by their sweater color or number instead of name.
      5)said something bad about a Toronto team.
      6)Called a major passtime a major passtime.

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  9. the Maritimer1:28 PM

    Steve, get off the fucking weed man. PFK ain't goin' nowhere, he's a legit star.

    Florida is not trading Huberdeau either. They are a fucking mess and he's their leading scorer .... at 19!

    What the Habs need are a few bigger bodies to replace DD and (not so) Giant. They need to win more puck battles. GMMB knows this from being in the western conference where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

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    1. Ok I have switched to Kava and now with my improved clarity I still come to the same conculusion. PFK is a star player but he lacks the elite hockey sense that makes him ireplacable. Genuine first line centers who can sieze the game are as rarer than defenceman who can do the same thing. MT.20 has a hard on for PFK and you have to figure DGMB is in this camp. I see them making a trade for someone they see as potentially irreplaceable for PFK who they see as a guy who is going to walk as a UFA.

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  10. We have all been wondering what is the philisophical underpinning behind the system 2.0 or maybe we are up to version 3.0? Chocula had his puck posession system which relied upon dumping the puck in and then relieving all offensive pressure. The artist in this system was Gomez. He did it better than anyone. What Chocula relied upon was the other team would become acustomed to gaining pocession and having no oppostion when bringing it out of their own end. Then the masterstroke of understanding human physcology. Sooner or later his team was bound by muslce memory and common sense to make a spontanous offensive effort. If we could get that one goal a game a 10 sec offensive mistake, and then play shut down for the remaining 59 odd minutes, plan the parade.

    Well MT2.0 has reavled all now.

    “It’s demanding. You always have to pursue the puck well. Guys really buy into that.”

    We are playing dog chasing car hockey. The artist in this case is Lego. Watch him, you tell me what position is he playing, its everthing, he is everywhere on the ice during any one shift. Gretzky played be where the puck is going to be. MT2.0 is asking the players to be where the puck be.

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  12. Good guy gone. Retire well DarCHe (but don't slag too hard if you make the Anti-CH show).

    https://twitter.com/matdarche52/status/303958115156639745/photo/1

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    Can you fucking believe a piece of shit like bjstuck gets any airtime at all. What a fucking disgusting diarrhoea'd dirtbag.

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    1. Gonna admit that I left the teevee on the RDS CHannel post the sweet Carolina win (see what I did there kidz?) WatCHed to see what #33 had to say. Roy is pretty straight up and honest in his commentary. Then the rest of the panel laughed at the leaf loving douchebag bjstuck. They actually called him out for having leaf cock in his mouth. He mumbled some inane garbage because he had leaf cock in his mouth.

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    2. the Maritimer5:03 PM

      Re: bjstuck, I don't believe he is a leaf fan deep down, he just has to go along with what all the other leaf loving fuckers want to talk about: the leaf. It's called job security or CYA. He dislikes the Habs because he perceives them as a group to be a bunch of pussies. I believe he is a bruin fan through and through. I concur he is a douchebag.

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    3. the M., I too don't see him as a sickening diehard leaf fan but he has zero integrity (he was a broon after all). There is no professional reason for him to be slagging the Habs as he is doing. He is sucking blue&white cock at the cockroach network. He offers nothing to hockey discussion. RDS should laugh (pun intended) him of their stage. Bonus, give him a complimentary box of Depends as he and his shit-stained ass leave.

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  13. I found juce's PC problem;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ca7xQYwzQ80

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  14. Now that Patches got the puckmonkey off his back, maybe that'll open the floodgates.
    PFK stays, no doubt about it!
    PC still shit.

    Dibs on the locker room ~~ drools.

    GYMFHG make it 5 in a row!
    Go Tampa.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!


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  15. TFS™ is in betwixt da pipes bitCHes! (um, so is Steve, NTTIAWWT!)

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    2. I love TFS but if I am Budaj I am pissed. I let that shot over the boards hit Marc Denis instaed of saving it like TFS did last nightt. Fuck tthat bullshit I say!

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    3. Disagree KmatothetripleX. Booty is a team player. He knows his place behind TFS™. He also has really nice hair. Ask the FHFemmes. I will say though that he had some seriously strong win runs in COL. GYFHG! juce!!!

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  16. OuCH! (some truthiness here but the céline comparison hurts);

    WARNING, big fucking image , but it is FREE, FREE I tells ya!

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  17. Nice to see that pfuck will ride leaf ass until he bleeds blue and white. Um, I meant keeps bleeding. pfucking POS.

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  18. Movin' up the RANKings at SNazi and tsn. Warning; don't read the SN blurb. Sick fucks, you'd think they owned a part of their leaf...

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  19. At Eyes; "This game marks the return of UFA acquisition Brandon Prust to New York, where he was a fan favourite. When asked about Prust, Rangers coach John Tortorella remarked that all he saw was "a guy in a Habs sweater". Kinda bitter sounding there, Torts."

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    1. And in New York they asked Prust about Torts and he said "he's just a guy that coaches the Rangers". Ha! Good for him!

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    2. Prost is a God! Fuck the Rangers and fuck that fucking torts cocksucker - fuck "em all!

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    3. Nice re-Tort Moey!

      BTW, Negroni time!

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    4. Clever moe! Can you pour me one too? Cheers mate.

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  20. Torts is a cock what neeeds stabbing!

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  21. Was CHecking some old muscle car stuff and thought maybe BPrust's nickname could possibly be;

    - CHarger
    - Fury
    - Magnum

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    1. Mr. M. still has his TA with the screaming chicken on the hood. He bought it brand new in 1979. It sounds like the batmobile. It's been in storage for a long while, thank goodness.

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    2. I still like Pussy

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    3. Picturing Moey riding shotgun.

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  22. I am stuck in a dreary legal conference from 6 to 9. Counting on u guys to keep me informed and entertained

    GYFHG!

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    1. There's an hourly rate for that.

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    2. its called how much more can the sharks eat, before the source of food dies. I know 29 thinks he is on the good guys side. But the man is just there to pick his brain. One day they will come to him and laugh, he you shark with no fin, we thank you for the meal.

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    4. 29 has never really divulged how many clients he got off. NTTIAWWT.

      I know you kidz must be missing juce. A lot.

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  23. tsn's chronologically correct production values;

    1. Stamkos vs. scrivens; sickening storyline be fearful Steve, also, too céline will rag doll you
    2. EDM
    3. VAN
    4. South African murder scene
    5. Al's new coach
    20 minutes in ... 6. Habs game (which happens to be on tsn)

    Repeated at 18h30. Fucking nutjobs.

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    2. Wow. Sounds like something mediots do, to each other!

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunnilgus

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    3. I prefer the original to the directors cut

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    4. Steve redefines cutting room floor.

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  25. Let us see what is available;

    Proseco √
    Campari √
    Rum √

    Can you spell N e g r o n i?!

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  26. 'Habs in white jerseys' is a lyric looking for a moody, blueish song.

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    2. Make kadri the lamb.

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  27. Holy shit, 4-0 leaf.

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    1. oh the humanity

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    2. The higher up they go in the standings the more delicious their epic collapse will be.

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    3. last year it was an 18 wheel collapse, this year we are going to need a major train wreck, and in the future its the international space station being hit by an ass tu roid.

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    4. BTW kidz, I was kidding but yes to Moey & Steve.

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    1. iPhone can be used as a flashlight.

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    3. Not easy calibrating the length of eyebrows but the camera never lies.

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  29. If you haven't put aside the 10 hours, do yourself the favour and Netflix the 13 'House of Cards' episodes. Pure, fucking, quality.

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  30. TFS™ says F(lu) U.

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  32. Thinking 29s conf is more fun (so far).

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  33. I am going to have to bow out for professional reasons, before work tommorow I have to create and paste on eyebrows using a waterproof base with an eight hour stablity.

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    1. Fuck that, wear a low-eyebrow riding hat.

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  34. Weird that RDS' panel never commented on Maholtra's retirement.

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  35. What I miss??
    Bolt 1 leaf 0

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  36. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz+Negroni= Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  37. I think Cole was asleep on that play. Totally.

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  38. cmon boys,,,fuck! tie it up!

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  39. Somebody tell me why the FUCK Armstrong is good for this team???
    he's useless!!

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  40. The Saint8:34 PM

    Just back from curling. Hope the boys fare better than my 12-4 smackdown. Had a shot for 6 in the first. Missed. Got 1. Had an easy shot for 4 in the 3rd. Missed. got 1. Moral of the story. Don't fucking miss!

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    2. The Saint8:39 PM

      That's part of my problem.

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    3. Visualize Jennifer Jones more.

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  41. The Saint8:37 PM

    shoot the fcuking puck. You can't miss if you don't shoot!

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    1. Steve would've typed that The S. (wipes tear)

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  42. Patches!!!! fuckin rights!

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  43. Cole woke up.

    RDS praises DDD's blue paint play.

    Gorgeous Josh dishes a sausage.

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  44. Patches gonna start heating up??

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    1. Can't hurt if last year's big line gets it's mojo back.

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  45. Bolt 2 stoopid fuckin leaf 1

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    1. CHicken is racking up some points.

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  46. gCHuk was sick on that play and BPrust dished a sausage on a silver tray.

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  47. I am this close to nicknaming Prust 'CHarger'.

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  48. I mean LEGO!! (sorry Steve)

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  49. Make use of the timeout. Beats wasting it.

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  50. Nice F-O win Lego.

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  51. Whats with all the fuckin icings???

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  52. Refs are a stupid bunch of stupids.

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  53. The Saint9:17 PM

    No icing? they don't go to commercial during icings. Fuck my lack of french understanding.

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    1. Fuck our lack of ref understanding.

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  54. The Saint9:20 PM

    I'm thinking I like the Brain Trust line...Brandon Prust, Brain Trust....Lars, Alex, Brandon (LAB Line)...Lab, Scientists, Brain Trust...my line of thinking. meh.
    And fuck yeah!

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    1. Brain, Trust, Lab = Breaking Bad.

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    2. The Saint9:26 PM

      yeah!

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  55. Just walked in. Hope I am not jinxing things!

    HANG ON BOYS

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  56. PP is still awesome I see

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  57. oh fuck me

    HANG ON BOYS

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  58. That's not a fucking PENALTY!!!

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  59. Stepan went down pretty fucking easy

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  60. (Y) is hitting again!!!

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  61. BlanCHe wins the F-O

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  62. Diazling!!! Toaster lick N31!

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  63. the Maritimer9:34 PM

    Sweet!!!!

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  64. 11-4-1. Eat shit mediots.

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  65. WHOOOOOOO!!!! atta boy Diaz!! Good play Blanchey!!

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  66. From the 6 minutes I saw, GREAT JOB BOYS

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  67. GAA is going to be sick if this keeps up.

    Solid fucking game boys.

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  68. first in the East, bitCHes!!!!

    (won't last. but fun for now)

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  69. Bolt3 stoopid fuckin leaf 1

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  70. 5 in a row.

    Off to Brooklyn.

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  71. the Maritimer9:37 PM

    I wonder if rust has some bills tacked to the board tonight? They would belong to gCHuk for the winner. With an assist to #8.

    Eat shit and die leaf fuckers!!

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    1. CHarger said he was 4 bills deep in bet$. Fuck that, buy the man a great steak.

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    2. the Maritimer9:41 PM

      Prust......not rust.

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  72. 3-1 TAM, get your excuses ready mediots.

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  73. Wow, these guys might be for real!

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  74. Fun to look at: http://espn.go.com/nhl/standings/_/group/2

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    1. Man that shit is updated fast!

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  75. RDS stars;

    3. CHarger <-- dude has a nice looking gal pal

    2. PatCHes! <-- nice looking stiCHes

    1. gGHuk. <-- nice looking' rookie

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  76. Bolt 4 stoopid fuckin leaf 1

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  77. Excellent game - I can hardly wait until the HNIC crew points out the Broons have three games in hand and are clearly the best team in the conference. NOT

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    1. the Maritimer9:46 PM

      Apparently the stoopid fuckin' bruins will have 4 games in hand by Saturday. Jacobs runs the league, dictates the schedule and get bj's from Gary or maybe Gary is his bitch and takes it up the ass. Whatever.

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  78. 4-1 TAM, pull the plug out of your asses mediots.

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  79. HNIC will point out since the Broons have 22 games in hand they are STILL the best in the East

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  80. heh, leaf gmen have allowed 4 goals on 14 shots. Looooooooooooo!

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  81. Not gonna CHoke on it but MT2.0 is quietly coaCHing good hockey. Giving BlanCHe a F-O in the Habs zone with less than a minute to go. Confidence. Pure. Simple.

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    1. the Maritimer9:55 PM

      Therrien is doing OK but I'm going to give props to JJ Daignault and Memorial Cup winner Gerard Gallant. They got to have some input too. Man, I hope they slaughter the fuckin' leaf next week.

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    2. Good points the M.

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  82. the Maritimer9:51 PM

    Hey, I'll be honest I was hoping for at least an OT/SO loss to get a point. This is frackin' delicious made more so by Prusty rubbing Torts nose in it. Bonus the putrid leaf are losing too. I'm going to sleep well tonight kiddies. 'Nite!

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  83. Ooh, leaf lunkhead misconducted. Go figure.

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  84. 1/3 of the season. 11-4-1. We are all pleasantly surprised. Kudos to the entire team. February is winding down and March+April are brutal for games in number of days. Fuck you bettman for fucking with our game.

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  85. More leaf fighting/gooning in Tampa. Fodder for mediots. Start typing you sick fuckers.

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  86. The Saint10:19 PM

    On pace for 69 points. I like it. I like it a lot.

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  87. Bolt 4 stoopid fucking leaf 2 F
    SUCK LEAF SUCK!!

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  88. I swear TSN, every Hab goal they show, they have to preface it with some sort of indiscretion. "SHOULD A BEEN ICING!" Never mind that it was 4 minutes beforehand and there was a whistle shortly after, and it had nothing to do with anything. Asshats.

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  89. Tronna Sports Network..fuckers

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