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FOOTBALL, WOOOOO!!!!11!!!1!
Oh right sorry, hockey. Ola, 4HFers! Big weekend here at 4HF HQ what with the hockey and football and drinking. Whilst moeman stepped out to pick up some more Disaronno, he asked me to cook up this preview.
Setting the table - 2 PM start on CBC, RDS, and other outlets. This is game one of the usual Super Bowl weekend double matinee, which seems to be much earlier in the season than normal for some reason. Habs coming off the meh-fest against the Sens, and the Sabres are coming off crushing the Bs, both figuratively and literally.
I like my chili HOT - Vodkov and Diazling are among the league leaders for most points by a Dman. Unfortunately for us, the leading forward is on the other team, with Thomas Vanek's five-point night against the Bs (including a hattie) putting him there.
You need a cold beer with your chili - Lego has zero points, and DDD looks totally lost.
Just a little chili indigestion - Nokia still long-term. Dr. Recchi's patient PatCHes skated with contact in practice yesterday. That 3-4 weeks estimate is looking like a joke.
Stepping up in the chili cook-off? PFK, uh... Maybe he's playing? Maybe he isn't? It's only about 6 hours before game time. No need to rush things. He and I have chili to make anyway. And he has time; it's not like he'll be wasting his time triple low-fiving or anything. TFS gets the start.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Don't go to a strip club after eating chili. There's no farting in the Champagne Room.
OK enough with this hockey business. Let's make chili.
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I'm giving you this recipe on Saturday, 'cause this kicks ass making a day ahead of time. I have made this chili many times over the years on SB weekend. It's delicious AND idiot-proof! Just look at the recipe title:
HF29's One of Everything Chili
See, there's no counting or math! Anyone can do this. You will need:
1 big-ass pot
1 bowl
1 big-ass knife
1 pound medium/lean/extra lean (I don't care) ground beef
1 big-ass spanish onion
1 pretty small head of garlic that has like maybe 6 cloves
1 big-ass red bell pepper
1 jalapeno pepper
1 other pepper of your choice, depending how hot you want this
1 can of red kidney beans
1 can of diced tomatoes
1 one-second pour of olive oil
1 tbsp ground cumin
1 tbsp ground coriander
1 tsp chili powder
1 bottle (you're not using it all) of hot sauce of some sort (Tabasco, Franks, whatevs)
1 pale yet delicious beer (Boreale blonde is a good choose)
1 red yet delicious beer (Boreale rousse is a good choice)
1 hand-rolled marijuana cigarette, or "joint"
1 plane ticket to Austin, TX (return, coaCH)
Look at that. Nothing fancy even. You barely had to shop.
As Jesse from Breaking Bad might say, let's cook bitCH! Easy, idiot-proof instructions:
1. Open the pale beer, and take a good gulp.
2. With the big-ass knife, dice the shit out of the onion, all the peppers, garlic, your fingers, etc.
3. In the big-ass pot, brown the beef (while breaking it all up) over medium to medium-high heat. When brown, remove to the bowl. Leave some of the fat in the pot, toss the rest.
4. Add the olive oil to the pot. Toss the onions in there until they soften up a bit. Toss the red peppers in there next, a minute or two til they're soft-ish too. Then toss in the hot peppers and garlic. STIR, STIR you putz, that shit is burning! Do I have to tell you everything?
5. Dump in the cans of beans and tomatoes. Yes, the bean and tomato juice too. Told you this was easy. STIR.
6. Get your meat back in there. Now dump those spices in there. STIR, obvs.
7. Pour in the red beer. Toss in some splashes from the hot sauce bottle (what you're comfortable with), and STIR, duh, you should know that by now.
8. Turn the heat down to low. You've done all the hard work (such as it was) and now you've got two hours to waste while standing there and STIRring occasionally. Good thing you have that joint. Spark it up, and play a game where you try not to taste the awesome-smelling chili even though you're totally high dude. After losing that game, you can adjust the flavour by adding some more spices or hot sauce as it cooks. And if the chili is getting too thick, pour in some of the pale beer you forgot you're holding in your left hand because you're totally high dude.
9. Two hours later, if what's in the pot literally looks like shit, you're done! Take the pot off the stove, turn off the stove (seriously, try not to forget this because you're totally high dude), and go to the airport. Board your flight to Austin. In Austin, take a cab to Tears of Joy, a store that ONLY SELLS HOT SAUCE. God bless America. Buy a few bottles of hot sauce, and go home.
10. Tomorrow you will heat up the pot and enjoy delicious chili for the big game. You can top it with some fresh chopped green onions, shredded cheddar or any hard cheese, sour cream, and / or some of your new Austin hot sauces. You can put it on a hot dog, burger or fries. You can dip tortilla chips into it. Or you can just pour it in a bowl, grab a spoon and go to town. What say you, Homer?
G Y F H G !!!!!
I miss GG's awesome pics. Maybe she"ll do a couple more before season end? 29, don't let that kitty eat that chili or anything with tomatoes in it. You'll be hearing some alarming sounds coming from the litter box for the next three days. Just sayin' .
ReplyDeleteHence the name three alarm chili. Heh, I'm a clever girl. *crickets*
ReplyDeleteChili is so gross.
ReplyDeleteits part of a plot to feed us soylent green
DeleteGYMFHG!!
ReplyDeleteIf I could afford tickets to the game, I would make damn sure to get the crowd to applaud/shout/chant PK PK PK every time he had the puck.
ReplyDeleteI would get the crowd to TL5 anytime he scored.
I would get the crowd to BOOOOO when they stick salute.
Get it, RDSMT2.0??
Take your boring stick salute and stick it up your chili-filled ass.
ReplyDeleteHabs just tweeted PFK will be in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteGo fucking PFK Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game preview.
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=86525
Lineup before scratches.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.yfrog.com/z/ntshwpyj
#Habs team photo is up outside Bell dressing room. I assure you P.K. was Photoshopped in; he wasn't here on photo day
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.yfrog.com/z/j269663845j
DeleteLogon Coture scores, and 'Kaepernicks'
ReplyDeletehttp://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?hdpid=49&id=197890&lang=en
Wow! Incredible job 29 and mercy to GG!!!
ReplyDelete... and RHCP! Great live version.
DeleteThey really kill that version. Great guitar work
DeleteHey you smartphone users, here's something for ya. (it's good for desktop too) Maybe you have it already. 29could use it to report back to us from the bell.
ReplyDeletehttp://myseat.com/
7D.
ReplyDelete11F
WTF.
If the Habs win, fans in the crowd should triple low five.
I'd soooooooo love to see that!
Deletehttp://m.theglobeandmail.com/sports/ken-dryden-sibling-rivalries-in-sport-are-never-fun/article8146112/?service=mobile
ReplyDeleteGood riddance to the triple low five. It was embarrassing especially because they stunk out the joint most nights last season.
ReplyDeletethis is obviously a item of significance that divides the tribe. I am with Moey, it was something we had not seen before and it was something that set two players on a pedestal. Those fourth line wingers making five seventy five win cups, so let leave the elistest shit the bed shit to the NFL and NBA. MLB I will not even talk about because who cares/
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ReplyDeleteLets give some thanks to 29 and my mom GG
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteGYFHG its a test
ReplyDeleteThx for your comments everyone!
ReplyDeleteLet's do this. Can't be worse than Wednesday.
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteshut up cbc idiots
ReplyDeleteHey kidz, I'll be in/out so have some safe FHFun racking up the comments!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
Is that chickie a wee bit off key or is it just me?
ReplyDeleteVery. Toaster was barking at her.
DeleteThink it's nerves, she's 15.
DeleteThat was really quite terrible, happy Im not the only one who thought so
Deleteoh 15. now I feel bad
DeleteGuess I missed the fun on CBC but I hear Friedman was about to kill Healy.
ReplyDeleteUgh Bob Cole. RDS it is!
ReplyDeleteRyan White is out.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Whiteout.
DeleteGive Lego some credit for a good hit there
ReplyDeletehehe that collision cracked me up
ReplyDeletenice CHeer for PK, if a little muted
ReplyDeleteenough with DDD already. ick.
ReplyDeletePK takes his first shift, gets cheers, DD takes a penalty right after, crowd dies.
ReplyDeletePP goal please!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCrap.
ReplyDeletePricey could crochet a scarf between shots.
ReplyDeletehehe!
Deleteyet it's 0-0. this worries me
Was the organist's 'Shaddapa you face' for bob cold?
ReplyDeleteIt certainly wasn't for Danny Gallivan, so it must be true
Deleteok boys CASH ONE FFS
ReplyDeleteHey guys! Sorry I'm late - had some problems with the chilli
ReplyDeleteAwesome preview 29! Go habs Go!
Thx!
DeleteYeah sorry, that flight to Austin takes a while
Yeah!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow's PK looking?
ReplyDeleteRestrained
DeletePK needs his swagger power. RDSMT2.0 is gonna kill his game...
DeleteRDS says he had a good period. le bleuet supports the ban.
DeleteBourque!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!! RBQ
ReplyDelete15-1 in shots. Thank god we got a goal or id really be pissed.
ReplyDeleteLindy Ruff's gonna get mad.
DeleteHis Ruff is ruffled.
DeleteBork Bork Bork
ReplyDeleteRuff Ruff!
DeleteCheap ass goal, but we will take it!
ReplyDeleteStock ... STFU!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd we give a shit about Toronto why?
ReplyDeleteBecause they do, all the time. Also, what the fuck did pjstuck's neck shit out?
DeleteRefs have an out clause to 'catch up'? STFU.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegCHuk!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteugliest two on one ever!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWoo!
ReplyDeleteFriedman is usually pretty good commenting, but WTF was that!!!???!!!
ReplyDeleteGoooaaaaallllll!
Sabers are sleep skating.
ReplyDeleteThese early starts fucks with their routine
ReplyDeleteWhadda fuckin stop!
bleed bleed!
ReplyDeleteMmmm I love a foodie post!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
thx iRiRi!
DeleteTFS!
ReplyDeleteFuckin Kraperle get odds the ice!!!
ReplyDeleteOh fuck no, PFK gets penalty, RDSMT2.0 will take revenge.
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank god, because soon I was going to kill him
Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLego!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow we're having fun
SOMEONE PINCH ME! LEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteWait your turn irie, I am pinching N31.
DeleteWhat'd I miss?
ReplyDeleteI've always liked that Eller kid! Nice goal eh Steve - you really should be cutting some slack - he could come good after all!
ReplyDeleteThey have to play him properly. RDSMT2.0 watches Anti CH too much.
DeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
ReplyDeletenice period boys. one more please
ReplyDeleteMarty had a bad day, Penguins take it 5-1.
ReplyDeleteHis reaction to the 5th goal was hilarious.
DeleteBoston Toronto rivalry? Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteThey wish! Shitheads simply trying to create what doesn't exist.
DeleteGood to know, but WTF it the point if it doesn't change to outcome?
ReplyDeleteMATCH PENALTY ON BLUES FORWARD BACKES RESCINDED BY NHL
The match penalty assessed to St. Louis Blues forward David Backes in Friday night's loss to the Detroit Red Wings was rescinded by the NHL on Saturday.
Backes was penalized for an illegal hit to the head of Red Wings defenceman Kent Huskins in the third period.
However, replays showed that Backes did not make contact with the head of Huskins, who was crumpled by the hit and struggled to get back to the bench.
Pavel Datsyuk scored the winning goal for the Red Wings on the ensuing power play.
"It was a big turning point and it turned out being the turning point of the game," Blues head coach Ken Hitchcock said after the game.
... and before the CotU mediots start yipping PPs are 4 aside.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!!
ReplyDeletesorry RBQ!!!
Deletewings!!!
ReplyDeleteWoot! *smug*
ReplyDeleteI'm having 'em tomorrow night!
DeleteSemi-off topic but watched the first 7 episodes of Netflix's 'House of Cards'. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteGood cast moe. I"ll have to check it out. Sons of Anarchy is awesome too.
DeleteIs Sons on Netfilx?
DeleteAvailable on US Netflix, which blocks Canadian IP addresses. A quick google search will let you get around that though :)
DeleteI get in on Netflix Canada.
DeleteThanks I'll check.
DeleteFuck Fuck Fuck
ReplyDeletemeh. damn i wanted a SO
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteDamn. Wanted a shutout for TFS.
ReplyDeleteoh gCHuk...
ReplyDeleteGo habs go!
ReplyDeletePk looks good!
PK-PING!
ReplyDeleteoh pleXXXe
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeletePerfect PP goal.
ReplyDeleteassited by PFK. Lego!!
ReplyDeleteGreat all round effort boys! TFS looks very solid annd lego has showwn up - ddd gets a couple and PFK is back - and getting 20 minites or there abouts - I am very happy!
ReplyDeleteNice win.
ReplyDeleteGood game! Welcome back PFK!!
ReplyDeleteGreat game!
ReplyDeleteMan, I could get used to this winning thing.
Hang on a second - ddd gets 2 goals but not a game star?
ReplyDeleteHe got a star on HNIC. What are you watching?
DeleteAnit-CH weren't voting, I guess.
DeleteDid not miss anything, GYGHG
ReplyDeleteMY GAME SUMMARY
ReplyDeleteP.K. is back.
So is David Desharnais, who scored twice.
And much-maligned Lars Eller, who had a goal and two assists.
It was a very good afternoon at the Bell Centre.
Alex Galchenyuk was First Star.
Eller got robbed, Star-wise.
PFK also had an assist.
DeleteOh, and a punch in the face from bad boy Scott for checking him.
DeleteOh, and hit the post.
DeleteI doubled five myself over maybe it was a fifty five I lost count
ReplyDeleteMoey - I watch the rds stream on the internet and they show the 3 stars voted by the fans. Then I waytched L'ac and they siad it had the possibility of becoming a bit embarassing for players who got votes for being popular but not necessarily the best on the night. I think I agree somewhat GCHuk played well got 2 points I think but was he the 1st star tonight? Not so sure. Never mind all that - the Habs scored F fuckin goals! When did that last happen?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
Yup! Lots of fun today. Can't wait for the fucktard Bruins next week.
ReplyDeleteI hope the broons crush the leaf.
ReplyDeleteHere's a fun stat:
ReplyDeletePhaneuf
GP G A P +/- PIM PP SH GWG S S%
7 0 1 1 -6 0 0 0 0 15 0.0
PFK
GP G A P +/- PIM PP SH GWG S S%
1 0 1 1 1 2 0 0 0 1 0.0
HA
ReplyDeleteThey got CrishfuckingLee!!
I hate Bs-Leafs games. The meteor never comes
ReplyDeleteWhat a dilemma for HNIC - who the hell they gonna root for? hehe
DeleteIf you are looking for alternative sports entertainment to the lack of meteors at Bs-Leafs, Canada and Spain are currently into the fifth set in Davis Cup on SportsNet. A Canada wins sends them to the Quarterfinals
ReplyDeleteWhhhhiplash.
Deletehttp://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/desharnais-bourque-pot-2-each-in-habs-6-1-win
ReplyDeleteHow can you not think this guy doesn't have a 'team concept' and he still maintains his humour.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkOAXsaf87o
This crap about him not being a team guy is bullshit media spin garbage.
DeleteMedia, yes fueled by RDSMT2.0. I'm sure that's why he banned the TL5, further media/internet troll fuel.
DeleteI was listening to TSN radio today and Brian Wilde was on. I wanted to find find his blog, but couldn't seem to find it.
He made very good points such as the negotiation, the comments from teammates, etc..etc..(he mentioned 5 situations)
Singly, maybe you could agree with, but if you put all 5 together, well. Most people in the same situation would already have told whomever to fuck off. How would you feel if you were in his shoes.
Patches might play tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteHELP! I'm stuck watching Leafs and Bruins and it's boring as all fucking hell.
ReplyDeleteThey both suck, though I must say I'm disappointed the broons haven't obliterated them yet.
Delete270 shifts since Kessle scored.
DeleteI read that as 270 SHITS since Kessel scored.
DeleteI choked on that one! Maybe that's his real problem.
DeleteHAHAHA Laffs got SHUTOUT!
ReplyDeleteThis comment is just tooooooo funny.
ReplyDelete"Maybe Carlyle needs to hire someone to draw cave paintings to explain game strategies to Phaneuf."
Maybe someone can assist?
ReplyDeleteDave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs
If anyone has a link to the CBC Subban intermission segment, please share it? Covering the game, I missed it #Habs
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3h Dave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs
Really hope to see today's CBC intermission segment about #Habs Subban. Sounds like a crock but I'll wait to see it before saying more
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