Feb 9, 2013

Hockey Day in Canada, my cold ass ~ Habs vs. leaf Game Preview & Open Thread

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Game 11NHL Preview.

Thank God the ROC is united in their passion and realize that leafs nation is a national embarrassment. Clue in cbc. As much as the cockroaches like to yip about national this and Canada that, today is their day to spew leaf for 12 hours. Fuck those disturbed pieces of biased shit. Luckily for them the game is in a real hockey city, one where the crowd makes noise and isn't dead from the neck up. Speaking of the legend of hollow and sleepy, we get to hear from the uber-asshole pissant bjstuck-in-fucking-neutral and his incessant lies and innuendo about the Canadiens. I've had pieces of shit stuck to my shoe that don't smell as bad as this rancid raper of reality. Kudos to Dave Stubbs for putting that shit-stained suck in his place. ke$$el-goal-trade-tracker update, oh look, the blue&white's star has a goal. Rejoice mediots.

Team Canada's 2014 Olympic hopeful TFS™ is back and none too soon. The GForce is clicking, the 1st line not so much. Today would be a fine day to find and grind the gears that propelled them last year. The D needs to tighten it up at the blue line and the blue paint. No reason to leave an opponent do figure 8s in our Gman's space. Step it up and learn to CHoke a lead MT2.0. 

Go Montréal, Go Ottawa, Go Winnipeg, Go Calgary, Go Edmonton, Go Vancouver!
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209 comments:

  1. Stupendous, moeman.

    HNIC has PJ Stuck up theirs. Tonight our beloved Habs will stick the Laffs up his ass.

    Is there anything more adorable than the baby Hab enforcer?

    GO HABS GO!!!

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  2. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Great pics... I fully expect the Habs to crush the stupid leaf on HDIC, shut them fuckers up for awhile

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  3. Excellent effort once again Moeman! I'm excited about the game tonight. Habs are gonna kick some leaf ass and I'll be there from the start. Fuck the cold, fuck the midnight start and 3 am finish. Fuck the leaf and fuck the refs.

    Go Habs Go!!

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  9. Can we not just pass a law that putting a leaf sweater on a child is child abuse? Come on fat Steve

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    1. Another ORA in the making.

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  10. I am going to be very PQ but when you are right you are right,
    yes free tuition, cause when you want a future, you do not put the expense on a credit card.

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    1. Quebec is the most taxed province in Canada. Who do you think will pay for that 'free' tuition? Universitys here have their funding cut already by the PQ. What quality of education will the future students have?

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    2. And who will pay for the millions of dollars those red square twats caused the province/city? Could have used it for their tuition. By the way, we have free tuition. Just not in University. But it's dirt cheap anyway.

      NEVER let the government control entirely the spending of universities. They'll turn into our terribly underfunded high schools.

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  11. If we lose to the Laff, I am going to advocate strongly for a full scale bunker busting blow up. However I think we are going to take that AHL team and give it a spanking that will fit in with the 60 years of loser methodlby they live bye.

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  13. Last week a 2pm start on Saturday and a same start on Sunday, an now you want to start and Seven. No, I will go to the Choucula notebook on this. You can not change once you have started.

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  14. I am just about to the point where Kmaxx is going to demand a new server.

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    1. Mate - you passed that about 6 posts ago...speed kills!

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  15. the Maritimer1:13 PM

    Now that is an outstanding game thread preview! Fucking awesome!

    I will have to listen to leaf diatribe but I can take it 'cause I'm in the righteous corner man.

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  16. Bad luck the M - I will stream nefer or exou en francais and watch the rds feed. Its good to keep my french comprehension up to date. And I don't have to suffer bob cold and bj cock!

    Go Habs Go!!

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    1. Same here, RDS over HNIC any day.

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    2. RDS also showing 24 CH @6:00 with repeat after the game I believe.

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  17. Saturday night's contest between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Boston Bruins has been postponed due to an extreme winter storm that hit the eastern part of North America and the state of emergency that has been placed in effect in the Boston area.
    The game, which was originally scheduled to begin at 1pm et on Saturday, and was first pushed back to 7pm et before eventually being wiped out.

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  18. White will be in the press box.

    "For me, that's in the past," Michel said. "I'm sure he learned.

    "We care about him. We like the kid. His teammates like him. The coaches love him. He's still young and he has to learn to adjust to that fine line."

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  19. Mike McPhee4:32 PM

    What did Stubbs say to PJSuck?

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    1. MM!;

      http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Dave+Stubbs+Stock+expert+Subban/7916456/story.html

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    2. Mike McPhee5:17 PM

      Good stuff! thanks moe

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    3. PJ Stuck tweeted to Stubbs after his article the following:

      PJ Stock ‏@PJStockHNIC
      @Dave_Stubbs part 3. Next time write an honest article without your #Habs pompoms on.
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      4 Feb PJ Stock ‏@PJStockHNIC
      @Dave_Stubbs Part 2. U better have research to back u! Because I do- +the experience of being in that room to know what's what.
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      4 Feb PJ Stock ‏@PJStockHNIC
      Part 1. @Dave_Stubbs i miss the days of professionalism +real hockey writers at the #gazette like Red Fisher.
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      Ha! A day or 2 later, Stubbs gets awarded with Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee medal for his coverage of Olympics.

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    4. Hey speaking of that - did I hear that Ken Dryden was awarded a Diamond Jubilee medal? Hope it is true.

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  20. We're fucked - timfuckingpeel is gonna ref, er fuckup this game.

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    1. Oh for fucks sake fuckface bettman, can you not just fuck off and fucking die already you fucker?!

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    2. Wait, maybe he won't be so inept tonight since he was publicly faulted by one of his own on TSN.
      Fingers crossed.

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    3. Juce I have always loved your optimism]nd have often joined you in being the lone voices screaming Go Habs Go when all around was in tank mode - but I fear you are now deluded - timfuckinpeel is a piece of shit ref bought and paid for by CotU and Buttman. He is self important and his presence will ensure that at least half the game is spent with a numerical player imbalance. There will be no rythym to the game and we will all be pissed at him by the end of the first period. I'm starting to drink now in order to be able to make it through the game.

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    4. Alas, you may be right. I was just hoping against all hope.

      GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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    5. We should protest, not show up, take our puck and go home turn out the LED lights

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  21. Jets take 1-0 over Ottawa.

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  22. DIE LEAF DIE

    DIE FUCKINGTIMPEEL DIE

    GYFHG!!!!!!

    Good evening everyone, hope you're all well.

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    1. Just in time!

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    2. Would I miss a Habs-Laffs game? I think not.

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  23. ps Great work moeman!

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  24. The screencap from the HIMYM Robin Sparkles 4 episode is especially inspired. That episode was amazing.

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  25. GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GHYFHG!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs go!

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  26. Fuck You timmythepeeler!

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  27. Sleeman tonight.

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    1. haha! you beat me! see comment below

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  28. What's everyone drinking? I'm working through my Sleeman variety 24. Have a Cream Ale right now

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    1. Evening 29 - in the UK tonight we are drinking Stella Artois right now - the wife is on Prosecco but is English so won't watch the game. I will move to JD a little later (or earlier depending on the Timfuckinpeel factor) and might end the night with JD Honey - but let's see - I'm in for the duration so GYMFHG!

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    2. Pabst BLue Ribbon
      16oz tall boys
      Blow Leaf blow
      GYFHG!!!

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    3. Matt's a hipster!

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    4. drain cleaner

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    5. and KmaXXX the Stella-JD mix combo sounds delish! and / or a recipe for disaster

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    6. something I picked up from watching The Master

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    7. the Maritimer7:12 PM

      Grolsch lager, a Dutch beer. Rickard's Red. Followed by Glenfiddich single malt. I'll never make it to midnight.

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    8. I should state I poured a shot of Black Bush for the puck drop. You know, in honour of St Patricks Day in over a month

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    9. Nothing yet but I need one after that start. Jesus.

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  29. Amaretto on is with a gal pal is fucking nice.

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    1. If I may be a 13-year old girl for a sec, teehee!

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    2. PJ Sock blows Leaffs

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  31. kick some ass! GYFHG

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  32. Missed the cockroach preview. Did they keep their blue balls in CHeck or did they unload?

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  33. love the Carey hoodie he's wearing

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    1. I think he telepathically told bjstuck to fuck off.

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  36. Are we getting Bob Cold or Hughson? Will make my CBC-RDS decision easier if it's Cold

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  37. FFS. Fuck off with the old racist.

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  38. the Maritimer7:07 PM

    Tim Peel from Hampton, NB is a fucking leaf fan. I know this from an inside source.

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    1. Outside sources know too, especially Habs fans. ORA (I just learned what that was)

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  39. the Maritimer7:10 PM

    Fuck me, bob cold. Ugh.

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    1. Steve, the quintessential Canadian gal next door in the pics is Colby Smulders.

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  41. How many times can Amber say leaf without taking a breath? Mediot.

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  42. I hate this guy, bring back the kids to sing.

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  43. Pocket is in da house

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  44. GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  45. GForce line starts.

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  46. Oh my dear, Vodkov has lost second gear

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  47. the Maritimer7:17 PM

    Fuck! Told ya!

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  48. Fuuuuuuuuuccck!

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  49. The guys on the benCH look devastated already. Meh

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  50. we are discombobulated

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  51. WTF?? Smarten up and GYMFHG!

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  52. The boys must have been out late Friday night at Chez Paree

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  53. Cheese has a two on one and he does the spinara headed to his own net?

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  54. they skating like i do when im hungover

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    1. They're skating like me, and I don't know how to skate.

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  55. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  56. they should not have shoveled the driveway

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  57. Right now my stream is lagging like a muther so hopefully later its going to improve

    Go Habs GO!!

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    1. did you try see bee see
      http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockeynightincanada/video/live/#id=2323996751

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  58. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  59. no seriously, KILL ME

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  60. You've got to be fucking kidding me! *screams*

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  61. FFS Cole!!!

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  62. Drink 4HFers, drink!!!!

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  63. I'm gonna go on a Saturday night meth binge. Let me know if things improve.

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  64. carey looks pained

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    1. He's the only one playing.

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  65. the benCH looks stunned. as am I.

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    1. Therrien should just bench them all.

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  66. Fucccckkkkkkk!!! Im not happy, losing to these fucks!
    C'mon WAKE UP!!

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  68. the Maritimer7:37 PM

    I'm starting to think the first 6 games was an illusion and the real team (from last year) is rearing it's ugly head.

    They can't skate with the leaf.

    BTW, on hnit it's all leaf all the time. The cheerleading is unbelievable.

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  69. That's better.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  70. I think we are going to see G Force with Lego

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  71. I sure fucking hope not...

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  72. C'mon Habs, it the laffs FFS!

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  73. WTF!!!!??!! Yeah Leafs???!!!??

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  74. whats with the puck, its jumping

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  75. the Maritimer7:42 PM

    What a fucking shambles. Is Chocula back behind the bench?

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  76. yeah Cold, that metallic sound is the puck hitting the post

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  77. Every stoppage..first healy and then hrujdey..with a fucking yay leaf story
    fuck me

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  78. Its scary how cbc has leaf ready camera shots and footage.

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    1. the Maritimer7:46 PM

      Like I said, the darlings of the cbc. All closeups are leaf.

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  79. Oh! now a yay Colton orr story!!
    double fuck me!

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  80. Phaneuf has a face only a mother could love.

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  81. the Maritimer7:49 PM

    2-0 toronto maple leafs. cold can't say it enough times.

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    1. He has to, laff fans are illiterate.

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  82. On cue...healey ...yah leaf

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  83. Hrudey...yay leaf
    Cole..yay leaf

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  84. the Maritimer7:51 PM

    Here we go, Moen on with DD and Max.

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  85. Cole is right though, where is their speed?

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  86. McArthur couldn't penetrate, wow, PJ Suck must be diasappointed.

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  87. DGMB needs to get someone in who knows how to win faceoffs.

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  88. the Maritimer7:58 PM

    cold is disgusting. go leaf go!!!!!

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  89. the Maritimer7:59 PM

    Retire you old fuck.

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  90. OK - finally looks like my stream is back and working (29 - this had nothing to do with my drink combos btw!) So what did I miss?...Fuck me!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  91. That fucking period sucked!

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  92. Grapes now a yay leaf..

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  93. Laff's Corner

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  94. Ok, Habs are gonna turn things around. Have ye faith 4HFers!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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    1. That is why I love Juce! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
      GYMFHGGYMFHGGYMFHGGYMFHG!!!

      Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!

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    2. Me too!

      Also, juicy love here;

      http://www.swiss-miss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iMXANeEaJezTQ-480x360.jpg

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    3. Like Granny Clampet said, full of vitamins!

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  95. the Maritimer8:15 PM

    How's the drinking going folks? Looks like 29 bailed.

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    1. 29 went to the deppaneur since he drank his entire inventory during the 1st.

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    2. at this point im licking old bottles in the recycling bin

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  96. GYFHG!!!

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  97. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  98. Shit, Diazzling limps to the dressing room.

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  99. Should RDSMT2.0 switch up the lines? Yes, but have any of them had a practice together? Is it desperation?

    Stay tuned.....

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  100. no im not joking now kill me

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  101. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  102. the Maritimer8:22 PM

    Holy fuck! You fucking suck!

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  103. Fuuuuuuckkkk!

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  104. FFS now a PENALTY

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  105. At this rate, timfuckingpeel hasn't needed to apply his incompetence.

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  106. van fucking terrible

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  107. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  108. That's what I want to see.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  109. So, was the first 9 games a fuckin cruel joke??

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    1. No, timthefuckingpeel saw to that.

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  110. Lego is rocking the PK

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  111. ok now that we have mastered shots from the perimeter how about some plays

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  112. Well this is a disgrace. I'm finished watching for tonight.

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  113. REIMER HASNT HAD A FUCKING TOUGH STOP YET..

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  114. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  115. this is what happens when you let RBQ lead the passing drills

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  116. I'm fucking staying with this. I don't care. This is the fuckin leaf for fuck sake! Get your fuckin asses in gear and do something!! FUCK!!!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  117. speading the force around

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  118. Embellishment??? FUCK YOU TIM PEEL!!!!

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  119. embellish this you cock!

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  120. fuck me...

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  121. I see the lafffs need timfuckingpeel after all, you pricks.

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  122. that is charging

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  123. the Maritimer8:37 PM

    Wasn't that charging by dickface?

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  124. I love the bud light

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  125. Fucking laffs, going after Gallagher, feeling threatened boys?
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  126. Here we go...this game has just turned into the timfuckingpeel show! Muther fucker!

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  127. wont call a penalty on "Laff Day in Canada"

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