Feb 25, 2013

Bump, grind and ride that 1st pole position ~ Habs vs. leaf-beating Sens Game Preview and Open Thread

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Free roast beef lunCH FHFers.


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  1. the Maritimer8:24 AM

    Thought I'd post this little tidbit from an article I read this morning.

    -Price shared the credit for the shutout with his teammates who blocked 18 shots and kept the pressure on the Rangers.

    “We’re forcing teams to make mistakes,” he said. “We’re using our speed better. We’re not sitting back and waiting for them to give us the puck. We’re going out to get it.”

    Holy fuck! Is that not the anti-Chocula? Props to MT2.0 for throwing that fucking notebook in the trash where it belongs.

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    1. In that same article;

      "Price hears/reads attacks from all over, but he does sense a geographical common denominator among many of his critics.

      “For some reason, there are lot in Toronto,” he said, shrugging. “A lot of Toronto fans get pretty nasty, but at the same time, it’s empty. It’s some guy on his iPhone or whatever, trying to get into my noggin.”

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    2. the Maritimer9:13 AM

      I noticed that moe. Typical Toronto envy. If they can't have it, nobody should. They haven't had goaltending since 1967.

      I hope Therrien has them better prepared this Wednesday. They should be motivated anyway. Please, just no embarrassment this time.

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    4. "That's the type of guy you win with!" Oh, Orr is out, their must be another bonehead from the Marlies that will fill in for him. Whadda dick Cherry is...

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    1. the Maritimer9:17 AM

      GMJK in Columbus will be begging GMMB to trade Lego to him. GMMB is holding all the cards. He's got a winning team with depth, hard to beat that hand.

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    2. the Maritimer9:26 AM

      Marc Bergevin: Hello, Mr. Tallon? I see you have a budding French superstar developing in Sunrise. I've got this big Danish kid, pale as fuck, desperately needs some serious vitamen D injection. I also have one high mileage but still well maintained Czech sausage defenceman. I also have several 2nd round picks for the upcoming entry draft.

      Dale Tallon: Fuck off you're not getting Huberdeau.

      Marc Bergevin: Sorry Mike. Brush up on your Danish, OK?

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    4. ... and make the deal at a strip club.

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  3. Phew, I am I ever breathing a sigh of relief! Thought for sure Shanahan was going to hammer PatCHes.

    Thanks for the excerpts, can't/don't bother searching anywhere, too frustrating. TFS knows.

    Noticed the broons won against Florida yesterday - no surprise and they still get days off between games, and play bottom teams what's with that? (rhetorical). Of course they'll be putting points in the bank.

    Stay positive, Habs need our good vibes.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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  5. Working from home tomorrow - So the game is on!!

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  6. the Maritimer11:10 AM

    Jessica Alba - from Sin City - nice ass!

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  7. Chester11:22 AM

    Go Habs.
    Man we are really really good.
    Really

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    1. I still feel like Charlie Brown looking at Lucy holding the football.

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  8. The Saint11:37 AM

    Started watching House of Lies. The actor that plays Clyde reminds me of a skinnier, Jewisher version of Patches. Great show. Lots of necessary nudity.

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  9. Its offical, its both too soon to panic and too late to tank.

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    2. "The subtext here is that a good lawyer can often get you off".

      Tag worthy.

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    3. I'm qualified to be the next GM!

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    4. Just so long as you don't trade TFS™ for a bunch of NordilanCHes.

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  11. Kmaxxx just offered me $100 bucks for my Lego avatar

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  13. Bonus; picky Oscars pics added.

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  14. Chester1:53 PM

    Man Jennifer Lawrence makes me wish I was 22 again. What a nice complete package that is. I'll bet she is a Habs fan.

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    1. everthing makes me wish I was 22 again

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    2. Get in line on the Jennifer Lawrence wish list. Man, everything she does makes me love her even more. But I'm not a stalker, I swear!

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    3. @29 one of the few positive aspects of being a lawyer is the self medication when it comes to restraining orders

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    4. ... and hot legal clerks/secretaries.

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    6. and for all you femmes out there a little legal disclosure, when a lawyer tells you his briefs will put you to sleep, believe him, they soak them in GHB.

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  15. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Big game tonight hab fans ..... I'd hate to see you get spanked by the Binghamton Senators!

    No Cowen, no Spezza, no Karlsson, no Michalek, no Anderson ..... NO PROBLEM!

    GO SENS GO!

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    1. Be careful what you wish for. We don't mind the odd Anonymous. Just play nice.

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    2. If he's an Ottawa anonymous he's alright. It's the Boston or TO anonymouses (anonymi?) that are the problem

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    3. True 29 but I recall the last Sens game needed some special attention. I'll but Steve in as the gatekeeper. Nothing'll get by that cat.

      Anonymice?

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    4. Chester2:59 PM

      What's that person up there?
      HEY!!
      You spelled Habs wrong.

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    6. the Maritimer3:33 PM

      The Rangers came to town with no Staal, no Nash, no Lundquist and by the 3rd period, no Gaborik, no Girardi and no McDonagh. How'd that work out for them? Be wary Sens fans.

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    7. Anonymous4:23 PM

      Hey Steve, in that case I should probably rib you now before the game starts! &

      & Maritimer - I don't think you want to play up who the rags weren't skating ..... it devalues your shutout victory.

      4 wins in a row and counting for the 2011 AHL Calder Cup Champions
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      3 hours till game time ...... GO SENS GO!

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    9. the Maritimer4:55 PM

      @anon, so if the Habs win tonight it means nothing 'cause all your big boys are down and if the Sens win they are heroes with an AHL squad. Sounds like you can't lose.

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  16. Stripperriffic preview moe!!!!

    That beer in arenas graphic is confusing. It should tell me that the Bellhas the crappiest beer and crappiest price anywhere. Otherwise it's a lie

    GYFHG!!! Keep it going

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    2. Carry a concealed flask. Unless you are a lawyer. Then carry two.

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    5. ... or a quickie. NTTIAWWT.

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    6. Oh yeah I fell for that let me show you how Justice is blind trick.

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  17. Chester3:18 PM

    All of this Oscar stuff made me 'member Strider and his shirt,

    "He is also a hockey fan, particularly of the Montréal Canadiens. He wore a Montréal Canadiens t-shirt underneath his armour throughout the filming of the Lord of the Rings trilogy".

    The fucking king OK?

    I wonder what Jennifer Lawrence wears under her armour.
    Nuff said.

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  18. Chester3:25 PM

    When asked about The Shirt, he replied

    "It gave me just a little more power with the sword," he says.

    so ya.

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    1. Nice reminder CHester.

      Interview here, good read; http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=509040

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  19. 4th; http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=657306

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  20. the Maritimer3:39 PM

    As a side note, the next time anybody is having a nice seafood dinner or lunch, remember to say a prayer for the 5 lost souls from Wood's Harbour, Nova Scotia, all under the age of 30. It's dangerous work, I did it for a short time as a young man but I chose to follow a different path than the sea. RIP.

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    2. Good thoughts the M. .

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    3. Maritimer, I don't eat seafood but will say a prayer and raise a glass. R.I.P. condolences to all families.

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  21. Cuz I'm sometimes lazy and cuz honorary FHFer Boone deserves credit for his live blogging efforts (they don't get ice cream over there bitCHes);

    http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/boone/liveblog-canadiens-at-senators-3

    TFS™ starts. RBQ is RBPuking.

    Also, copied and pasted the following (which can be used here just as fucking succinctly);

    "Prust-Plekanec-Gionta, Pacioretty-DD-Gallagher, Galchenyuk-Eller-Cole and Moen-White-Armstrong.

    Puck drops at 7:40ish. Check back later for live game blogging.

    And don’t forget to check out Hockey Inside/Out’s new Play-By-Play feature: all the relevant game stats, in real time, plus the liveblog and reader Comments."


    They can't fucking swear over there. Can't be fucking fun.

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    3. Chester4:38 PM

      I badmouthed the Waste Island and the cut me off ...

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    4. the Maritimer4:50 PM

      Way to many know-it-alls in the HIO commentariat. You'd swear they were all ex-pro scouts or managers.

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    5. I don't comment there. I CHeck in to snag some links. Bonus, very few to no leaf fan trolls, so thats nice.

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  22. What a difference between this year and last year. The team was not that bad last year but there was too much shit going on. What a difference a good manager, and good coach and a new system will make.....

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  23. Hey I just noticed that free roast beef lunCH business. How do I collect? Does it come with free meth ice cream?

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    1. Free slices of delicious beef, mashed, gravy and a heaping spoonful of frozen veg. medley if you buy a minimum two beers at $10 each or the 2 beers for $20 special. Free meth-flavoured jello.

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    2. sorry to let the side down but eating beef and gravy while thinking about fish and chicken ruins my appitiete

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  24. No way this is controversial, but in certain parts of the USofA. Eesh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY

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  25. Hey Hey HEYYYY something wrong with this picture. I comment-challenged and an anonymous - opponent gets to rob my spot. lol

    Kudos on the Sens winning with top players injured. Careful when you play the laffs, fucking cannibals on that team.

    KmaXXX, keep the troops in rallied.

    GYMFHG!

    GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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    1. Juce - I'm on it babe!

      Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  26. Can't even spell the team's name correctly;

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=416839

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  27. Sexy voice, sexy tongue, insert sly dog;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LgCbLlEcfiA#!

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  28. Is that cat covered in snow? Strange, mine don't even like getting their feet wet. Me neither, that's why I gave up on my Uggs except in dry weather. On and I made sheppard's pie last night for the first time EVER. Oy, I thinks I gots me a touch of Steveitis.

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    1. Moey added something special to the Paté CHinois.

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    2. I will be the better PFK a better person and not riff on this

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  30. craig button is one fucking ugly troll.

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  31. 29, Nadia, in a cherry-emblazoned, eye-popping and revealing dress (with glittery red pumps) is making an awesome-sauced meatloaf.

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    1. If I was a shoe-fetishist, I would really love Nadia.

      I said if

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    5. Blame the Italians.

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  32. Never thought Id say this, but GO PHUCKTARDS GO

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  33. 29, Nadia's next episode is the 'MaCHo Spread', the (straight) man meal/menu. Haven't seen the shoes yet. I said yet.

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    1. She just gave us the advice to 'come flirt a bit'. She is filling a pastry bag ...

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    2. Next item, 'smoked meat hash'. Nope, no innuendo there.

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  34. TFS™ has some really nice numbers.

    No peel or lee to fuck things up.

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  35. Puck drop!

    HANG ON BOYS

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  36. Mr. M is in his man cave tonight so I get to hang out with you fine folks. I need wine.

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    1. I'm having a Hoegaarden®.

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    2. Moey!

      I want a man cave. Oh wait, my whole apartment is a man cave.

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    3. 29 draws on his walls.

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    4. Do you have man dolls? Just to be clear man figurines like Kirk and other people who made this a better planet.

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  37. Lotsa lights reflecting of the ice. It's distracting

    MT2.0's tie is also distracting

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  38. nice uncalled cross-check

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  39. Fuck my Bell DSL seems to be saying why dont you buy a package and stop saying all those mean things about Fat Steve

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  40. Almost forgot commercial breaks are now 30% longer.

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  41. Moey, did you pop a cork yet?

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    1. Got a litre of Masi on the go....

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    2. 1/3 of a litre per period. Nice.

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  42. GYFHG,Lego I have put my avatar on the line for you so do not dissapoint. Cheese try not to be incontent on the ice. Nite for now, if Bell comes back there is a chance I will as well

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  43. Hey ref, get the fuck out of the way.

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  44. entertaining hockey for the most part

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  45. @ anon your never going anywhere with a coach that looks like a cartoon character just ask Don Cherry

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  46. Lots of smart Habs hockey so far.

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  47. holding, tripping, no matter...

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  48. this game is so over, as is my contract with Bell, oh wait I dont have any other choice in this democracy.

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    1. Its like George Carlin said, we got the choice of a hundred differant types of mustard, aspertane wrapped in a thousand differant shells, but when it comes to anything important we have no choices.

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  49. good solid road period. too bad we didnt get a goal out of it

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  50. Good period. A goal or two would be nice.

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  51. sure just when we got some moe, they call the period, fuck off Buttman

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  52. no it was a shit period, we are playing an AHL team in a place where they have to do strange shit to keep the Leaf fans from overpowering the stink of the goverment beauocrats who cheer for a characterless team wearing some kind of towel left over from a bad Roman orgy of the gay kind NTTAWWT. I hope DBMB can make some moves between periods and shake off this complaceny.

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  53. the Maritimer8:21 PM

    Stoopid fuckin' leaf 1 phucktards 0.

    Need asteroid strike like in Russia.

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    1. just watched that goal, bad goal, very bad goal

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    2. PHuck! It's still early.

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  54. I am watching the RDS feed, and google asks me if I want to translate, I say yes, but they are still speaking French, and the guys at tech support are not helpful at all.

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  55. I just made the Mr. a piece of Barramundi fish. He LOVES it. It's an Aussie fish, anyone else try it?

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    1. Nope. Compares to what Moey?

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    2. the Maritimer8:26 PM

      I ate some Grouper fish one time in Cuba.

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    3. I don't eat cooked fish but he says it's like snapper. Metro probably still has it on sale.

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    4. Merci Moey. Baked, pan fried, grilled?

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    5. Baked at 350 for 15 mins with butter, lemon & a sprinkling of fresh parsley.

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  56. the Maritimer8:24 PM

    Stay patient boys, they''ll crack eventually.

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    1. if Charger does not start closing the hood in close, we are going to have to gas him

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    2. I think he'll burn some rubber soon.

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  58. Go You Fucking Habs Go
    make a statement
    AHL teams are like skid marks under the team jet on the airport payment, and we dont care where we are there is a runway making a path to your teams basement

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  59. Does the Ottawa rink not look very gay NTTAWWT, maybe we have an interior decorator gap>?"

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  60. Nice tuque Budaj.

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  61. gCHuck fired a blank, I could help him with that

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  62. CRAP CRAP CRAP

    nightmare

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  63. I am soft now, thanks TFS

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  64. the Maritimer8:43 PM

    Fuck.

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  65. One thing I notice about the Sens, they pass the puck around like Detroit, maybe its something we could add to our skills list on Linkedin

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  66. Fuxk Xolw hir rhw net

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  67. PHucktards scored.

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  68. we have to score on one of these sooner or later, right?

    RIGHT?

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  69. I am starting to wonder and it could probably be proven with the right cameras,but the only guy on the team with his eyes open when he shoots is gCHuck

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  70. Auto correct is killing me.

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  71. the Maritimer8:55 PM

    Gotta cash those Plex.

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  72. gCHuk is a joy to watCH.

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  73. try calling the interfernce fucking ref

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  74. the Maritimer9:03 PM

    R u fucking kidding me????

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  75. Cheese is thinking, jezz this game is fast

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  76. do not pass it to Cheese in a critical moe ment.

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  77. Horseshoe is up the Sen's collective arses tonight.

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  78. Almost a fucking ping!

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  79. the Maritimer9:08 PM

    Whoop!

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  80. aside from a softie we are looking solid

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  81. the Maritimer9:10 PM

    I was going to make the horseshoe comment.

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  82. Have you guys seen these videos? Anti-broon propaganda at its best. Long-ish but worth it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbShxQyu1gM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfzQVVB10QE

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  83. We are like a wave, we are like you filling your car with gas, your never gonna beat us

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  84. the Maritimer9:13 PM

    Ice cream comin' up.....

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    1. Hot asx here;

      http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/02/200-hot-asx-flavours.html

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