Feb 23, 2013

Time for the Big Red Rocket of Love to stone Tort's shitty, boring team ~ Pass me some of that Game Preview and Open Thread stuff

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The BELL Centre joint should be buzzed tonight to watCH the still-in-first-place Canadiens light up and smoke the NYR. TheFineStuff™ vs. da Bronx's King Bud. NHL's puffed prescription here. MT2.0's not-quite-60-minutes CHronic system needs some torCHing. Habs'll need to poke and pin the Blueshirts and pot a few. Puck gets whacked at 4:20 PST. Let's get together and giggle at the cockroach network getting high on their love leaf. Fuck that, I want some of the good stuff. Make some fucking hay Habs!
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Draw one FHFers.
GYFHG!

204 comments:

  1. Ok gang - the Habs are gonna rock the house and smoke those fucking Rangers good!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  2. the Maritimer10:35 AM

    Steve's getting his bong ready.

    Fuck, do I have to listen to old Bob Cold tonight? Probably not, my TV will be full of leaf shit and hnic will be a blue bag licker's ball tonight.

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    1. The Saint2:35 PM

      You can stream the hnic games from the cbc site if you don't mind watching on a computer & you have a decent bandwidth. But yeah, I expect Cold to be doing pbp and probably GG on colour.

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  3. I predict 4-2 Habs. PK getting 2 goals, at least one on the PP. Patches getting one. Trying to save money by not visiting poker tables these past months, need to dangerously predict things. Speaking of which, betting odds say Habs are almost 94% sure for the playoffs, 1/2 on getting home ice. http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL.html

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  4. Also want to say, thing I miss the most about Montreal, besides the food, music, architecture, pretty people, friends, family and common decency in public is a good 'ol hockey game at night with a beer. Somehow scrambled eggs and a hangover on Sunday morning isn't the same.

    Since you (didn't) asked, things I don't miss from Montreal: the weather, the job(s), not being able to get booze past 11/3, paying more than a buck for the subway or 10 for a cab ride and the French. Ok, sort of miss the French, like I miss the snow. Pretty and fun, but not worth the hassle.

    GO HABS GO

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  5. Won't see the game tonight but will PVR it. I hope our boys give those Rags a good spanking cos Torts bugs my arse. That is all.

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  7. The Saint2:32 PM

    No Nash, No DZ, No Ugly Staal + return of Gally2 = No Problem. Habs in a cakewalk tonight. Mmmmmmm, cake. Will I bother streaming it? Not sure.

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  8. Biron starting or are they just blowing smoke?

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  9. Bonjour les amies!

    Biron apparently got the puck while on the bench the other day and just threw it back into the game - no whistle.

    Gonna show Torts who's boring, Habs don't depend on the visitor to entertain THEIR fans.

    Glad Kid-G is back, hope it's not too soon. Love that kid - keep on smiling.

    Where Habs are concerned, King Henry is reduced to a mere peasant.

    Give PFK more ice time.

    Hearing Lego-GCHuk-Cole.

    Happy belated SF, antique too slow for it, but I'm sure moeman did usual great work.

    GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO gO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  10. I hear Prust may or may not play. That sucks.

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  11. I love this woman (the one with the bangs);

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hq-URl9F17Y

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  12. Diane Lane is, available.

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  13. Torts' arrogance is about as appealing as this cold/couch I have. Screw him. And I hope the boys bore him out of his mind tonight and screw him out of 2 points.

    GYFHG!!!

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    1. Get well iRie.

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    2. Thanks moe. Out of Tylenol Cold so vodka it is.

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    3. Mix in some NyQuil. (NB-I am not a Doctor!)

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  15. cockroach leaf splooge fills your screen. These people are sick fucks.

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  16. Oh one draw, win one draw

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  17. Bourque has berked into his toilet. Out with the flu.

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  18. That heely piece was fucking sickening. Glorify late hits, glorify staged fights and do it in a hyped up leafanboy way. What a fucking douchebag.

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    1. the Maritimer6:55 PM

      Yup.

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  19. fried man and bjstuck are suggesting NYR crash TFS™'s net. Weird they didn't say the same for the Sens.

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    1. the Maritimer6:57 PM

      Leaf love.

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  20. Kid G interviews well. Says the right things about team play.

    Still think Cassie is but a token gendered plug for the cockroaches. I don't think she is too bright but definitely brighter than the low wattage bulbs in bjstuck and heely.

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  21. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO gO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  22. ok in tribute to this post (sure, 29) I've smoked a fattie and I'm ready to go

    GYFHG

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    2. MunCH out Bro, in 3, 2, 1.

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    3. the best reason, even!

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  23. bjstuck, weaks and heely all offer advice to the NYR. Surprised?

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  24. Careful Rags you dont step in some KAKA

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  26. the pattern in Marc Denis' jacket is freaking me out man

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  27. Fat Flashback; Glen Sather was a Hab.

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  28. CHarger is playing!

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  29. cbc stream is choppy, just like they suggest the NYR get with the Habs.

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    1. after a hundred silverado commercials mine is pussy fine

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  30. RBQ is talking to God on the big porceilen telephone.

    Stumpy Thomas son plays first game

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    1. I have met and still keep in touch with Stumpy's wife, a good friend and a serious babe.

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  31. Anthem singer has some crazy hair.

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  32. Oh fuck, son of 'legendary leaf' Steve Thomas is playing for the Rags.

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    1. The kid's Mom is a gem of a gal. Thomas was an all-around good guy (except as a leaf).

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  33. Game on muthers! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  34. Le Gros Bill is in da house!

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    1. ... and is the ♥ HABS ♥.

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  35. the Maritimer7:15 PM

    Go Sens!

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  36. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO gO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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  37. Puck drop!

    Hold on boys!!

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  38. Mouthbreathers out in full force in Ottawa.

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  39. the Maritimer7:24 PM

    Oh fuck.

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  40. no Peel, no Lee, no problem...so far

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  41. OK LEGO Do something

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  42. my CBC feed just went 480p

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    1. mine too. off and on. still fucking choppy too.

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  43. stop hesitating, no delay move, shot pass

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  44. the Maritimer7:39 PM

    Ha ha fuck you cbc.

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  45. Feeling like its gonna be one of those games...lucky bounce wins

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  46. Als coaCH in da house!

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  47. One could suggest CHallah is the best player on the ice.

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    1. the Maritimer7:47 PM

      I forget, who is CHallah?

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  48. oh man I have had frozen feed forever now

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  49. I've had more shots than the Habs.

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  50. 6-3 SOG. barnburner!

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  51. Be awesome if the Habs win an even more 'boring' game just to watch Torts explode and try to explain why his team is so fucking boring. I tuned in at 8pm (AST) exactly and have heard 7 times how boring the last game was.

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  52. One period down - I need more beer! Carling and Speckled Hen are cold so at least I have a choice!

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    1. Speckled Hen, nice!

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    2. One of the benefits of life in the UK - great beers! Carling not so much but cheap - the Hen will come out later!

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  53. crotches corners live from Mali

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  54. Are all the feeds lagging tonight? My feed is rds but is slow as a mutherfucker and making it hard to watch...mind my kid is still online and the wife is playing Haydays on Fb so maybe that's why? Any ideas?

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    1. Put the family to sleep. Literally.

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  55. Metro has an 'Irish' quad pack on sale for $18.84.

    2x Guinness, Harp, Kilkenny and Smithwick.

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    1. Sounds good to me - beer prices over here are all over the place - they don't sell 2-4's so you make it up - 18 cans of Stella can cost 11 quid or 18 quid depending if the store has a sale on. Sometimes its 2 18 paxks for 19 quid - which isn't bad. What's a 2-4 of Molson go for these days?

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    2. I loves me some cold, creamy Kilkenny! My beer of choice lately.

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    4. Don't know KmaXXX. Maybe 29 can run to the dépanneur and check. Maybe $29?

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    5. Of the four, Kilkenny is tops. Then Smithwick, then Harp.

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    6. the Maritimer8:08 PM

      Love all those beers!

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  56. sticke the tie up your ass Don, but I have to admit you had a great one on tonite

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    1. Shiny satin ties are for dons. cbc version is a fucking bigot.

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  57. All the feeds I've tried are hard to watch too. Fucking chippy video and sporadic audio. Nothing else streaming, up or downloading. I have Seven Psychopaths to watch. Anybody seen it?

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  58. COLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  59. CHarger on the PP. Interesting.

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  60. Fuck of with the Olé song. Seriously, I know its fun, I did it but way too fucking soon.

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  61. Fuck it, I'll stick with the Seven Sociopaths (5 in the studio, 2 in the booth) instead.

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  62. CHocula called. Don't answer the fucking phone.

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    1. I watched the new red dawn today

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  64. Cole is back baby! High fivin' a ref coming soon!
    GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. juce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Hey Juce - we're all here - glad you can join! What ya drinkin?

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  65. Yeah, the Price is wrong, BITCH!

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  66. That was a bit close - nice work TFS!

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  67. Flipped betwixt commercials. cockroaches are so blue they yip when it is a 1 on 3. Sick, sick fucks.

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  68. bullshit, hockey play

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  69. TFS sure looks sharp tonight.

    OuCH.

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    1. Good eye iRie, he is standing tall.

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  70. BlanCHe on the PK, again. So far, so good.

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  71. I thought you were allowed to check!!

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  72. Fucking zebras, screwing us, no penalty in favor of Patches & Prust, but Patches gets a bording. Pricks, send then a puck in the face accidentally, of course.

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    1. Fear of fuckface bettman.

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  73. I know she prefers to watCH the game alone with her tiny Toaster but at some point we have to call out N31 to join in. Love her hockey smarts.

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    1. Good call Moeman - make the call!

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    2. +1

      Then again, Toaster is a cute one.

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    3. N31 needs to share her affections, with us!

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  74. Kid G most dangerous red white and blue guy on the ice

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  75. Fun fact. Armstrong Cheese doesn't make a Colby. Because they know there's no use for it and it sucks.

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  76. Trade PleXXXe. Now.

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    1. first player to be traded during his shift

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  77. Superplexxxe super miss

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  78. Esther, we love you!

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  79. probably best that my stream froze as they continued talking about the Plex miss.

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  80. Gio telling PleXXXe he is traded.

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  81. I don't like MT's timeouts, he seems to fuck things up.

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  82. will they ever complete a pass????

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  83. gCHuk!!!!!!

    big lego assist

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  84. Holy fucking shit that was gorgeous Lego work.

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  85. LEGO!!!

    FUCK THAT WAS PRETTY.

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  86. or... no goal... stand by

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  87. gCHuck, I watched it three times and i still cant believe it

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  88. Torts needs some bjstuck Depends.

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  89. its a goooooooal

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  90. ron mclames's fuck buddy got raped on that goal.

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  91. Fuck ya! Yo momma's boring, Torts!

    GYMFHG!

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  92. ok we are safe until 6 min left in the third

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  93. Q 4 FHFers (don't Google), do da broons have the night off?

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    1. the Maritimer8:45 PM

      Yup, play mssr derp's team tomorrow

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  94. the Maritimer8:43 PM

    What am I missing?

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    1. 29 is high and trying to friend Addy on facebook

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  95. gonna have to trade the whole line

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  96. Bag skate PleXXXe!

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  97. There goes PK boring them to death again...

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  98. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    Yippee 2-1 Sens!

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  99. Sweet second period.

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  100. What do you think will happen if LEGO gets some wingers, a three point night so far

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  101. Torts looks constipated.

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  102. You know who's not at all bored right now and really entertained? *points to self*

    (Don't make me swallow my words, boys!)

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    1. Your temperature is iRising !

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  103. the Maritimer8:50 PM

    Where's temekumatt?
    Sens 2 stoopid fucking leaf 1.

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  104. That was a good period!

    Go Habs Go!

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  105. That new line is meshing.

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    1. its a Star Wars Lego collecters set line

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  106. I hope to fuck somebody has the balls to ask Tortorella if this game was exciting enough for him! Not counting our chickens just yet, but fuck I love beating the fucking rangers

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  107. Steve, the assists were removed from Cole's goal. I can't even fucking remember it.

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    1. WTF, Lego dug it out of the corner

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  108. 2ND PERIOD
    01:20 MTL E. COLE (3) WRIST - ASST: NONE 1 - 0 MTL
    13:36 MTL A. GALCHENYUK (3) WRIST - ASST: L. ELLER (7) AND E. COLE (3) 2 - 0 MTL
    19:34 MTL PPG - L. ELLER (2) WRIST - ASST: A. GALCHENYUK (9) AND P. SUBBAN (5) 3 - 0 MTL

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  109. Sens will be severely penalized in their 3rd period.

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  110. I think gCHuck needs some skating lessons, he is not as bad a LeBrow but he has to smooth out that stroke

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    1. the leaf have Barbara Underhill, we should have Pele

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  111. the Maritimer9:02 PM

    mclame can't believe the Habs are beating the Rags and his bum buddy Brad Richards.

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    1. the look on his face was priceless. similar to how it looks when BR is sucking his dick I imagine.

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    2. mclame is one weird sick fuck.

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  113. With Star Wars Episode 7 on the horizon, and Disney trying to get the old cast so sign on, I assume it'll take place about 40 years after ROTJ. Just wondering a)what's the lifespan of a wookie and b)do wookies turn grey or go bald?

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  114. heh, sick fucks at the cockroach network say 60% surveyed see OTT coach as a Jack Adams candidate. Two things, too early to tell and the 40% that voted against him are leaf fan, who aren't hockey fans, just leaf fan, the worst stupid fuckers on the face of this fucking planet.

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  115. go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  116. Can you taste it? Its sweet. Its creamy. It melts in your mouth ...

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