I was checking the score in class (because I'm a dedicated teacher) and saw it 5-4 with 8 seconds left, felt grumpy, handed out writing assignments for homework.
Checked again and nearly passed out when I saw 5-5. We ended the class by doing the Gangnam Style dance.
Woooooooooooooooo! I never lost hope (that can be proven in a court of law).
I thought they were done at 5-3 but decided to stick out to see if clod wanted to send a message. He got one all right. Beware fuckers you're not as good as you think.
Budaj earned the next start with that performance and I'm not slamming Carey. But holy crap, Budaj had ice in his veins in that shootout. Sometimes you gotta ride the hot hand.
Next game is the Rangers at the Bell Center right? They could put Kaberle in nets and it would probably be OK. Price would play better D than some of these guys......
So the possibility of Iggy becoming a broon has bumped the Habs win off the headline on TSN. Just like they said in the video, "What's happening off the ice is more important than what happened off it!" Why do I not believe they'd feel the same way if the result was reversed?
Christ - the trade for Iginla isn't even confirmed. COTU mediots at TSN creamed their shorts at the chance of downplaying the Habs again. Fuck that, I watched highlights on RDS.
I really hope that the rumour is dead wrong and Iginla ends up somewhere else like Detroit...and that the TSN panel is the target of an early April Fool's joke.
"Iggy could be in a Bruins uniform by Saturday night! How great would that be!!!!" Calm yourselves, TSN.
Marshcunt yappin' again about PK diving. I expect being a subhuman from him, but we have to ask ourselves why the media is always asking these questions. They tried the no-talent route, PK proved them wrong; they tried the lockeroom poison route, everyone defended him; they tried the greedy contract hold out route, again PK proved them wrong; now he's a diver? Wow, I wish I could put my finger on why the media (and some players) like to single this guy out. What...makes...him...different......???
Oh my lord, I love this. TSN pretty much announced that Iggy was a broon all night and were jizzing their pantaloons. Not that I'm too happy with him becoming a Pen either, but this really makes me laugh.
I'll stick with watching RDS on deadline day...who knows if TSN (or Sportsnet or CBC) will fuck up like this again. Happy early April fools COT fUckers!
You know, it's just sports and it really doesn't matter that they got the story wrong. What annoys me (but doesn't surprise me) is that they were salivating over Iggy going to Boston. That quote I put above is directly from the TSN highlights of the game. Why is a Canadian sport station creamin' their pants about a hockey player leaving a Canadian team to join an American one? I mean, we all know the answer, but it just gets annoying. The US, especially Boston, has enough media and attention. Cover what you're paid to cover. Fact is, there are many, many, many more Flame/Jets/Canucks/Oilers/Sens and yes HABS fans in Canada than broon fans.
I know it's only sports...but nice for the pundits to get one in the mouth every once in a while - and COTU pundits in particular. The ghost of Sam Pollock must have been working something to keep Iggy off the B's.
@TSNBobMcKenzie: .@aaronward_nhl is reporting Jarome Iginla to BOS is done.
@Real_ESPNLeBrun: My TSN teammate @aaronward_nhl reporting Iginla deal to Boston is done
@DarrenDreger: As per @aaronward_nhl Iginla to Boston is a done deal. Don't expect formal announcement tonight. #tradecentre
@TSNBobMcKenzie: Unconfirmed but BOS-CGY appears to be Khokhlachev/Bartkowski/conditional 1st round pick for Iginla. 1st rder conditional on Iggy re-signing.
one hour later @TSNBobMcKenzie: Now hearing Jarome Iginla has been traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins. Done deal.
Oh man oh man! I am living in the land of the 56K dial up for the next week and a half so I only get updates on my phone when I get a signal - sucks to be me! Fuck yyou Jacobs and. Butttman and tronnasportsnetwor and everyone else who is a hater - this team is for real! ...nowthen, about those second period meltdowns...WTF!!
CCR!!!
ReplyDeleteCCR!!!
ReplyDeleteNICE!
ReplyDeleteGuts+Glory=another sausage.
ReplyDeleteCCR we are still fighting
ReplyDeleteI was watching Rachel Maddow when we scored. I will go back to watching her, for the good of the team
ReplyDeletemeh
ReplyDeleteOVER. GOOD NIGHT.
ReplyDeleteThat should do it.
ReplyDeleteMistake-laden weak D play is killing them tonight.
ReplyDeleteOBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T GO TO BED!!! KID-G!
ReplyDeleteKID G suck it
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
ReplyDeleteGo HABS GO
ReplyDeleteShaved ape gets sent.
ReplyDeleteCHeese goats the shaved ape
ReplyDeleteFuckin' speared him. I thought the broons played clean?
Deletein the nuts
DeleteGO HABS GO
ReplyDeleteSINK ONE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
ReplyDeleteclod, you're a fucking joke!
ReplyDeleteI miss Prusty terribly. He could have been a difference maker tonight
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteYup and Diazling.
DeleteGO HABS GO|
ReplyDeleteOH MAN, HERE IT IS. COME ON MARKOV-TO-SUBBAN.
ReplyDeleteI did not even have to call the time out, good sign
Deleteclod, are you a rookie coach who needs an explanation after every fucking call?
ReplyDeleteDecline the penalty.
ReplyDeletesix on four, CHalpern on the draw
ReplyDelete5-5!
ReplyDeleteEat shit beaners.
ReplyDeleteI fainted
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you stuck around iRiRi?
DeleteHELL YES!
DeleteThanks shaved ape.
ReplyDeleteWings!
ReplyDeleteA point at least, thank Christ. Eat shit and die CotU.
ReplyDeleteWINGS! Someone pinCH me!
ReplyDeletePinCH.
Deleteplan the god dammed parade
ReplyDeleteGet another point and make clod explode!!!
ReplyDeletefuckyou shave gorilla :-)
ReplyDeleteT'was KID-G!
ReplyDeleteReread my comments tonight and you will find plenty of evidence to commit me.
The broons look tired don't they moe?
ReplyDeleteDive.
ReplyDeleteMotherfucker. 4 on 3 in OT again. Come on Buddah. Do your thing.
ReplyDeleteOUF.
ReplyDeleteCHallah just paid for his acquisition. Solid pick up.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' right. Hell of a game tonight.
DeleteI was checking the score in class (because I'm a dedicated teacher) and saw it 5-4 with 8 seconds left, felt grumpy, handed out writing assignments for homework.
ReplyDeleteChecked again and nearly passed out when I saw 5-5. We ended the class by doing the Gangnam Style dance.
Woooooooooooooooo! I never lost hope (that can be proven in a court of law).
Nice comeback, now bury an extra point.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that point.
ReplyDeleteGET ANOTHER ONE!
I thought they were done at 5-3 but decided to stick out to see if clod wanted to send a message. He got one all right. Beware fuckers you're not as good as you think.
ReplyDeleteKidGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
ReplyDeletekid g!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSUCK IT BEANERS
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER SUCK IT CLOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteDie you fucking beaners!
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuck Batmann Kid G
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteawww poor tuka bam bam
ReplyDeleteBudda stand out performace
ReplyDeletetrade him now
WHERE ARE THE GAME HIGHLIGHTS?!? IM GOING TO WATCH THEM ON A LOOP TOMORROW!
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna be looped?!!!
DeleteI'm gonna watch Rask throwing a tantrum and falling on a loop
DeleteANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
DeleteWe need a gif of that.
Deletethank god for twitter: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-brJVkB1D67Q/UVOtW7QqkEI/AAAAAAACJT0/DAwsq4sZBSI/s512/raskbwahahaha.gif
DeleteDive in the standings you fuckers.
ReplyDeleteOutstanding just OUtstanding
ReplyDeleteYeah! *hic*
ReplyDeleteBeer burp?
Deletethe beaners are fucked in the playoffs, fucked
ReplyDeleteKid-G will make some Calder noise.
ReplyDeletegreat game for Kid G
Deletesomeone get CHeese a new walker, we are going to the playoffs
ReplyDeleteWow. Can you fucking believe it? What a game.
ReplyDeletetsn'ers are wet with the idea Iggy is coming to Boston. That will make them Stanley Cup champions automatically.
best game I have seen in recent memory, and thats not a long time
DeleteSteve, ginkgo biloba?
DeleteI do not need herbal remedy to improve my memory, thats what cause my memory , what was I talking about
DeleteBudda earned his whole year salary tonite
ReplyDeleteMB should resign him for next year. Great backup.
DeleteBudaj earned the next start with that performance and I'm not slamming Carey. But holy crap, Budaj had ice in his veins in that shootout. Sometimes you gotta ride the hot hand.
ReplyDeletewe are committed to TFS thats why I say again, trade Budda now
DeleteNext game is the Rangers at the Bell Center right? They could put Kaberle in nets and it would probably be OK. Price would play better D than some of these guys......
DeleteKid-G for every award in existence. Buddha shoulda started, Price was tired. I LOVE THESE HABS!
ReplyDeleteFIRST, BITCHES!
There is great joy in the Habs nation, a good night to all
ReplyDeleteRASK RAGE!
ReplyDeleteYes!!! If I had a hockey blog, that would be on the front page for a month! Hypothetically speaking, of course.
DeleteAnother up closer version:
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5th goal changed to Vodkov. PleXXXe & PFK get the assists.
ReplyDeleteSo the possibility of Iggy becoming a broon has bumped the Habs win off the headline on TSN. Just like they said in the video, "What's happening off the ice is more important than what happened off it!" Why do I not believe they'd feel the same way if the result was reversed?
ReplyDeleteChrist - the trade for Iginla isn't even confirmed. COTU mediots at TSN creamed their shorts at the chance of downplaying the Habs again. Fuck that, I watched highlights on RDS.
ReplyDeleteI really hope that the rumour is dead wrong and Iginla ends up somewhere else like Detroit...and that the TSN panel is the target of an early April Fool's joke.
Fuck 'em.
"Iggy could be in a Bruins uniform by Saturday night! How great would that be!!!!" Calm yourselves, TSN.
ReplyDeleteMarshcunt yappin' again about PK diving. I expect being a subhuman from him, but we have to ask ourselves why the media is always asking these questions. They tried the no-talent route, PK proved them wrong; they tried the lockeroom poison route, everyone defended him; they tried the greedy contract hold out route, again PK proved them wrong; now he's a diver? Wow, I wish I could put my finger on why the media (and some players) like to single this guy out. What...makes...him...different......???
What makes him different...hmm...something similar to the following scene in Smokey and the Bandi?
DeleteBuford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
They are all fucking wrong at TronnaSportsNetwork
ReplyDeleteIggy is a Penguin not a fucking Broon
Pittsburgh just trolled the Bruins and stole Iginla for worse prospects and a real 1st round pick.
ReplyDeleteIggy goes to the Black and Gold (and sometimes navy blue and baby blue) instead of the Black and Piss.
Oh my lord, I love this. TSN pretty much announced that Iggy was a broon all night and were jizzing their pantaloons. Not that I'm too happy with him becoming a Pen either, but this really makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'll stick with watching RDS on deadline day...who knows if TSN (or Sportsnet or CBC) will fuck up like this again. Happy early April fools COT fUckers!
DeleteYou know, it's just sports and it really doesn't matter that they got the story wrong. What annoys me (but doesn't surprise me) is that they were salivating over Iggy going to Boston. That quote I put above is directly from the TSN highlights of the game. Why is a Canadian sport station creamin' their pants about a hockey player leaving a Canadian team to join an American one? I mean, we all know the answer, but it just gets annoying. The US, especially Boston, has enough media and attention. Cover what you're paid to cover. Fact is, there are many, many, many more Flame/Jets/Canucks/Oilers/Sens and yes HABS fans in Canada than broon fans.
DeleteI know it's only sports...but nice for the pundits to get one in the mouth every once in a while - and COTU pundits in particular. The ghost of Sam Pollock must have been working something to keep Iggy off the B's.
Delete@aaronward_nhl: Iginla traded to Bruins #TSN
ReplyDelete@TSNBobMcKenzie: .@aaronward_nhl is reporting Jarome Iginla to BOS is done.
@Real_ESPNLeBrun: My TSN teammate @aaronward_nhl reporting Iginla deal to Boston is done
@DarrenDreger: As per @aaronward_nhl Iginla to Boston is a done deal. Don't expect formal announcement tonight. #tradecentre
@TSNBobMcKenzie: Unconfirmed but BOS-CGY appears to be Khokhlachev/Bartkowski/conditional 1st round pick for Iginla. 1st rder conditional on Iggy re-signing.
one hour later
@TSNBobMcKenzie: Now hearing Jarome Iginla has been traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins. Done deal.
CALL THESE GUYS McDONALDS 'CAUSE I'M LOVIN' IT!
Just in time for Easter...stuffed turkeys.
DeleteOh man oh man! I am living in the land of the 56K dial up for the next week and a half so I only get updates on my phone when I get a signal - sucks to be me! Fuck yyou Jacobs and. Butttman and tronnasportsnetwor and everyone else who is a hater - this team is for real! ...nowthen, about those second period meltdowns...WTF!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
Iggy to Pens. Hahahaha. Hey it's sexy Thursdsay, long weekend coming up!
ReplyDeleteGet you TMS here!
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