Mar 30, 2013

CHarge it up bitCHes! ~ Habs boost it vs. Torts' terrible tumbling team Game Preview and Open Thread

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The CHarger is tuned-up and ready to fuckin' rev!
TFS™ starts, Bealieu debuts.
RDS. 19h00.
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CHeck out the back seat FHFers.
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  1. Happy Easer 4HFers! I'm spending a week in Devon where it isn't actually snowing, and the sun is shining! Missed Sf yesterday but looked just now and it was great as usual. Tonight should be interesting - not sure about bringing Beaulieu in tonight at home - moight have been better to wait until the road trip...but what do I know. Tiny will be back - he's close! The future looks very bright - but the future is here now. The Habs need to continue the good work they did against the broons and pens - and for fuck sake - just skip the 2nd period tonight!

    Go habs go!!

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  2. the Maritimer11:27 AM

    Fuckin' nice CHarger pictures! Those little push out windows they had behind the doors were some hard to puke out of let me tell you. The 440 Six Pack was a nice package but the three deuces were hard to keep in sync. The 426 Hemi was THE motor in the day.

    Can't wait for N008 to make his debut!

    Fuck you Fonzie!

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  3. Nice! Beautiful day here, windows open and fresh spring air (sans dog poop) is wafting in. Cat TV season officially starts today. Kids are in the bay window watching squirrels. It's all good. Seafood, Kim Crawford & Habs tonight.

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    1. Debating betwixt spicy perogies or pineapple+pulled pork sammiCH and mango+chipotle slaw, with a Cab-Merl: http://www.woodbridgewines.com/Wines/cabernet-merlot-wine.htm

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    2. You can't miss either way.

      If kaka goes down to Hamilton does he come off the cap?

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    3. I think so. Opens up a roster spot.

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  4. I am hearing that Kantberle is on waivers! Happy Fucking Easter everyone!

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    3. Wave buh bye;

      http://www.rds.ca/hockey/canadiens/kaberle-au-ballottage-1.604211

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    4. just one rule, in the future a veto of all players who are vunderable to name re assigment. Like Mexicant, or KaKa, no K players or G players please, only A's and B's.

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  5. I got out my daisy dukes

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    1. Stop! You are gonna ruin my holiday buzz with visions like that!

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    2. I was not going to put them on, just a hint for somewon whose levis never fade

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  7. The Birds will be finding out all about the law of diminished returns. There is only one puck, and when you have three players that want it, the room can get messy.

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  8. Go Habs Go, I will be getting my weekly Punjabi lesson tonite.

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  9. My obvious insider knowlege nailed the appearance of N008 licensed to kill Broons. Now the next bombshell is out of the bag, Danny Kristo will leave the Frozen Four and bring his frostbitten toes to the Bell Center. There I , I mean the Canadiens will place him on the Lego Line, as soon as gCHuck learns how to skate it will be the fastest line every assembled. I will call it the Flexable Production Line. FPL faster than light propulsion.

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    1. you cant hit what you cant touch
      Cant touch this
      Its Hammer time

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  10. steve has run kaka out of town. nice job steve!

    I expect Torts to rival Julien in his post-game whininess.

    GYFHG

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  11. Anonymous3:36 PM

    3-1 Philthy Phuckin Phlyers..thanks! now, fuck off

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    1. the Maritimer3:47 PM

      Beat me to it. Getting fucked on the Iggy trade sure has psyched out the poor beaners. OK clod what's your excuse this time?

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  14. the Maritimer6:58 PM

    No cbc bashing yet?

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    2. off course its in Punjabi as usual, is there any chance that there are some Punjabi people running the website? Did you like that Punjabi last week, well we got it for you this week as well, we can see you are still logged in so you must really like it.

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    3. Typical clown show of pjstuck yipping about Habs luck by focusing on shooting the puck of a broon face and the shaved ape deflecting the puck in his own net only to be disrupted by heely who got shut down by fried man because the cockroaches had a pre-set on-ice clip. No mention of Prust or Beaulieu. The really dark dyed hair fried man did mention that the Habs could go up by 3 on their broons but he stopped just short of claiming the broons are the beast of the east. Go figure.

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  15. I barely remember CHarger's nickname it's been so long.

    GYFHG

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    1. I'm still working on the glossary. Oh look red wine!

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  16. If I might reflect on the Hockey night in Canada theme, both sides lost, maybe she got a million bucks, and I would have taken it in a heartbeat, but its now the sounds of silence for the consumer

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  17. GYFHG!!!

    P.S. Can someone check on Steve please?

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    1. No worries iRRi I am as solid as the dollar

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    2. Just CHecking!

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  19. Love how the little goalie has the same white pads as TFS™.

    MT2.0 makes a point by putting Gio on the starting line.

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    1. the Maritimer7:15 PM

      Way to go Steve, you robot you.

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  21. Picturing clod going over game footage for embellishments.

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  23. the Maritimer7:16 PM

    Holy fuck, bonus, no Bob Cold!

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  24. Torts' tie is is a fashion disaster

    puck drop! HANG ON BOYS

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  25. CCR cant belive it

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  26. What's happening! Someone give me a stream!

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    2. only 5 pop-ups to deal with ;), but this looks ok: http://nutjob.eu/njtvx17.html

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    3. Thanks. Yeah, I'm geoblocked on CBC. I love how TV stations don't realize the internet connects the world and we'll find a way around their blocks.

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  27. should be 2 minute for attacking the kid G

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  29. Nice pass by NB40 (riff on UB40).

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  31. nice shot NB40! already better than kaka

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  32. Whilst here, gonna give a ♥ out to our juce.

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  33. Like the pic o' the day, CHarger is persistent.

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  34. anyone seen Noo8?

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  35. the Maritimer7:26 PM

    loophole scores but Orr has the crap beaten out of him. 1-0 leaf.

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  36. Hey Canada has an economic action plan. Who Knew?

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  39. So far this is a total embarrasement, I want my money back, I signed up for a hockey game

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  41. Just catching up here. For the "BEST TEAM IN THE EAST OMG THEY'RE SO HOTTTT <3!!!!" The broons sure do suck. So there, hockey world, same games played and Habs up by a point. Sens win tonight and they'll tie 'em (with games in hand, but still).

    GO SENS GO!

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    1. I swear Oman i was just about to comment about how the GP are finally even, and we are still up in the standings. fuck the Beaners. and let's all give the Sens some credit for great work under adversity

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    2. And the CBC says, "The Canadiens proved last week that they can keep up with the leaders in the East" or something to that effect. Uh, the Habs ARE one of the leaders in the East. If anything, the broons showed that they can't keep up with the leaders.

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    1. on the other hand , maybe I will get my moneys worth after all.

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  43. Disregarding beaners it doesn't get more classless than piece of shit leaf fans booing Alfie in his own building. They are not hockey fans, just leaf fans, the worst.

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  44. Say what you will about the Pens, but their fans showed pure class by welcoming MT2.0 back the other night. It's easy to forget the good stuff when the mediots force the broons and leaf on you so much.

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  45. Leaf fans...we've all had this discussion before...no nothing abouit hockey. Scum not worthy of mention.

    Go Habs go!!

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    1. True, just documenting it cuz no way the mediots ever will.

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      TFS™!

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  46. Rick Nash is one of my favourite players, I thought he was going to have a monster season with the Rangers. He's doing well, but I guess I should be happy I was wrong.

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  47. Cheese touched the puck

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  48. Hey Coach the Iron Curtian is torn

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  49. someday we'll get a shortie

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  50. Shaking off the (p)rust.

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  51. Super Super Plexxxe

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  52. Torts looks amused!

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  53. the Rangers are not hitting they are pushing.

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  54. My feed is obviously way behind you guys. I have to stay off here due to spoilers! Oh, never mind, my feed just died right after that goal.

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  55. Third staged fight, in one period, in OTT. Go figure.

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    1. the Maritimer7:59 PM

      I was just going to mention 3 fights for the truculent ones tonight. Cherry will be so proud. What a bunch of low life fuckers still adhering to Conn Smythe's mantra after 70 years. HNIC just loves it. The leaf shit will be knee deep by the time the playoffs roll around.

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    2. the Maritimer8:08 PM

      Just like I said, Cherry lapping it up like mother's milk. Truculence.

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  57. if we can survive the 2nd period, we should be alright

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  58. Shots are 17-10 Rangers? Really?

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    3. now the whole team is on the robo jocks, and it just kills the legs

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  59. MUST. AVOID. 2ND. PERIOD. CURSE.

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  60. the Maritimer8:01 PM

    N8 looks pretty good so far. Habs defence in about 3 or 4 years should be outstanding.

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    1. and a turntable, a cassete player and in my car, for very hot car sex an eight track.

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  62. Don just compared PFK to Bubby Orr

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  63. hey did anyone mention Sid getting hit in the face with a puck? I feel bad about the fact I found it funny

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    1. like in a three stooges kind of way

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    2. Schemp or Curly?

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    3. I am doing my best to elevate the humor level and you are promoting the three stoogies?

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    4. Seriously I grew up on those guys

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  64. We will be fine in the second, there is a media blackout in effect.

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  66. just survive the 2nd period

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  69. I gotta give credit where credit is due. the CBC feed is flawless HD all the way,maybe Harper really does care about hockey

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  70. PFK & NB40 on the PP. Interesting.

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  71. N8 looks a tad jittery... CHill, kid!

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  72. How do you say Noo8 in real life
    Bell lou. Anyway he is like Daniel Criag in the rest room so far.

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  73. I routinely hit bacon and tomato sandwiches harder than the players on this game are hittin each other.

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  74. Let alone a total fucking collapse we have won this game going away

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  77. that Nash hit was dirty, just dirty

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    1. Have to agree. Left his feet and everything.

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    2. Only two minutes, just like shooting the puck over the glass.

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  78. CCR is PleXXXe's revival.

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  79. TFS keeping PK from getting the retaliation penalty. Adorable.

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  80. I am not down with a Habs Camo cap
    Kid G on the other hand Yeah

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  81. I gotta say, Kid G knows the net

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    1. he knows to put the puck where the goalie aint.
      That must be hard because so few do it

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  82. G-Kid!!Kid-G!!! Whatever!

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    1. O-Man, only iRiRi is permitted to mess up the player nicknames.

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    2. The thing is, my real name also starts with G (think Habs owner), and I have been called everything under the sun that has 'G' in it, so my mind gets confused sometimes.

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    3. Kidz, O-man shall now be renamed G-Man (unless you are drinking, heavily, you can still name him O-Man).

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    4. heheheh I'll still call you Man-G!

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  83. Torts is shark jumping in 3, 2, 1 ...

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  84. Habs are settling into their 2nd period suck now.

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    1. Yeah but they buffered it with a goal, so thats nice.

      Nice in-game interview with JJ.

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  85. This Subban kid (with 3 points so far) is sure making a name for himself.

    Eat that mike 'they call me racist' richards.

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  86. well we survived the 2nd

    but in the Rangers' defense, they're terrible

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    1. Just, literally, standing around.

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    2. Steve, synthetically oil the Strobot's spell checker.

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    4. I looked at the Strobots, but they seemed a little cold to me.

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    1. She needs a stylist. I have nicer fitting off-the-rack jackets.

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    2. I got a whole rack of wife beater shirts that look better

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    3. honest fact, I have never worn or will never wear a wife beater shirt, I mean what is the point?

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  91. Bluet suggest their might be a slight tinge of racism in NHL reporter's like/dislike of PFK. Ya think?

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  93. I think Rick Nash is thinking, I could have played on a team that sucked this bad and the price of houses was on quarter for the same pay and the same work

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  94. Steve is THIS close to getting up close & personal with an ice cream maker!

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    1. Now that is funny!

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  95. Is the whining beaners Chiarelli still whining about not getting Iggy? What a display of whinery from this beaners this week.

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  97. Wrrrrrrrrr!

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/03/thanks-to-robosteve-we-hit-200.html

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  98. TFS, makes it look easy

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