Mar 3, 2013

Hey jacobs, your ugly $hit team is overrated ~ Habs vs. pampered broons Game Preview and Open Thread

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Burr, he's cold.
Budaj called.
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DIE BROONS DIE
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202 comments:

  1. Too bad we lost that but it sure was fun to watch. I said to Mr M last night that the HNIC Pricey love fest would jinx him. Evil trolls.

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  2. So are we taking bets on who the broon goons will attempt to injure (first)? Price or Buddha in net?

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  3. the Maritimer8:38 AM

    Like I said last night, the Pens sucked them into playing a run and gun game last night which the Habs don't quite match up to Pitt. Crosby and company are going to win that 9 times out of 10.

    That being said TFS wasn't very good last night.

    On to Beantown to face fuckface Jacobs shit stained goons. I want to see Kid G gnawing on the shaved ape's ankles.

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  4. Die Bruns, Go Habs Go, Lou in net

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    1. there is this other guy available, must be good has a huge contract, Dee Pee something.

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  5. RDS says a Budaj call was made.

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  6. Maybe our rookies need some NHL experience before we play them in the NHL.

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  7. TFS did not stink, he just was not good

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  8. I would give Cheese the night off, and tell Moen its time to earn his goon money.

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  9. Dirty Play, Hockey play, in the train tracks or a runaway train? I hate to say it but its a hockey play. However in principle cause its a filthy five games.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zkkIaBnwEhY

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  10. I think TFS should face the broons, unless there's something we don't know. He had an off night, it happens,
    I say the goons will target G-Kid and g-CHuk for sure. Of course the shits get a good rest playing an afternoon game and days off in between games when they have one. I understand the snow-day but ETF?

    The last game was 2-1, they are very stingy, Habs need to get around it. Hopefully CCRyder will pick up his game, too much travelling?

    fuck the broons, fuck jacobs, fuck buttman and fuck HNIC and the leafs.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!

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  11. the most anticipated play of the nite. Kid G skating between the shaved apes legs to score.

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  12. Ha, good one, Steve, the gorilla won't know where the hell they went.

    Just heard on local sportscast that this is the best start broons have had since 1930......must be their best schedule too.

    GYMFHG!

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  13. I just remembered my son was going to catch a game in Boston, wonder if it's tonight, more reason for the Habs to win.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  14. Im outta town kids, tragically won't be watching the game, but will be thinking about it.

    GYFHG!!!!

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  15. The Saint7:21 PM

    so the Canadian Screen awards are on.... Who the hell watches Heartland? But that Heartland chick is coming along. Expect Fat Steve's Murdoch Mysteries to clean up.

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    1. The Saint7:32 PM

      this is true.

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    2. and the award for poorest lighting goes too

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  16. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  18. last night was a pop quiz, this is a mid term exam, go habs go

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  19. Die Bruins. Go Habs.

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  20. Unfortunately, I think there must be something wrong with home computer, because my work one is streaming every link just fine.

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  21. More ridiculous work by Therrien: Galchy on the 4th like with Colby "OMFGPUCK" Armstrong and Ryan White.

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  22. That's right, you unwashed masses. Cheer like monkeys when your apes hits someone, except they can't hit an open net or pass. You know, like playing hockey or something.

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  23. We're down 2-1 in posts.

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  24. I was going say...

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  25. Cash this one in like a jacobs' blow job.

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    1. The Saint7:57 PM

      Cam Kneely knows.

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  26. That's right! While those apes are trying ride everyone into the boards, we're busy tic-tac-toeing a goal!

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  27. sweet play Superplexxx

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  28. Otherwise known as "PLAYING FUCKING HOCKEY"

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  29. Fuck you PK stats now, broons!

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  30. Ok, Patches woke up, Gio woke up, now I hope Plexxx woke up.

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  31. Another game like this...

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  32. Camera pans over fans. My lord, they're fat and ugly.

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  33. The Saint7:58 PM

    fuck

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  34. PatCHes!!! Eat shit you fat fuck broons fucks.

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  35. Ah fuck...a 'phone call'. Those rarely go well for us.

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  36. Fuck yaea!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  37. Hit Boychuck's stick. Done, let's move on.

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    1. fraid to mess with steve

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  39. Clod looks pissed, its gonna get dirty.

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  40. 3 goals in just over a minute. OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! Where is everyone? They're missing quite a game.

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  41. If the broons were holding and hugging our guys anymore they'd have to buy them dinner.

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  42. Ok, RDS is calling Budaj "Rask".

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  43. One has to wonder which original 6 team fans are the fucking stupidest dumb fucks alive, broons or leaf?

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  44. Morons, hitting each other.

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  45. I posted this last week, but since we're playing the broons I thought people might want something watch during intermission:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbShxQyu1gM
    (there's a pt 2 as well)

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    1. that was Phucken Phunny,
      here is part two poke the bear
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfzQVVB10QE

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  46. Yes, it was from behind. It was also done at 5mph.

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  47. Fucking idiots, can't even count down from 10.

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  48. WTF no one's allowed to touch ratface? G-kid, you go, kid!

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  49. Hilarious that leaftards don't realize that playing for the leaf makes a player look like pure shit because he lands in pure shit. Dou$harek dissed the Habs and pissed on them afterwards so fuck his ass but it is fun(ny) to see such morons piss on him as they prep his departure. Pure shit fucking losers.

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  50. When was the last time Dou$harek played a game. More importantly, when was the last time he mattered in a game?

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    1. I think he took out tucker once with a hip check.

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  51. Wish I could watch videos. sighs.

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  52. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  53. Off topic but one of the most well written journalistic pieces I've read in a while. Fatboy is guilty.

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/commentary/columnists/a-senators-life-it-seems-is-but-a-dream/article9237644/

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    1. CTV is the Conservative Telivison network. Home of the cons spin forever.

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  54. Another shitty goal.

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  55. I think Markov is the one who pushed that in.

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  56. heh, no hook on Moen?

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    1. They're not calling hooks tonight. On one team, anyway.

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  57. Animals. Go watch UFC.

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  58. The Saint8:48 PM

    Thank you internet gods for disconnecting me for the Markov own goal from what i hear.

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    1. Inadvertent as Vodkov was stopping and skated into Budaj.

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  59. Dive. Dive. AROOOOOGA

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  60. Wow. A Bs penalty? Listen to their dumbs fans.

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  61. Sit down and shut up Looch. If the ref had balls he'd give you an extra two.

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  62. To answer your earlier question, moe, how is the dumbest, leaf or bruin fans. I'll say this:

    leaf fans may be very narrow minded, more leaf fans than hockey fans. But they understand the game. They understand scoring goals is the point of the game. They don't think attempting to injure anything moving is the point

    Also, for better or worse, they're loyal. leafs haven't won a Cup or even made the playoffs in years but their fans show up and watch every game. If the bruins suddenly fell from grace and failed to make the playoffs 8 years in a row, 75% of these so called rabid fans in the stands would be at a Pats, Celtics or Sox game instead. There is no loyalty, there is no love of the game.

    So, in all, I'd have to go with leaf fans being 'better', or perhaps 'not as bad'.

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  63. It's always interesting how a small speedy team with no 'tough guys' (as we're constantly told) always seems to get more penalties than the big team full of guys with spotty histories.

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  64. Another lucky bounce. He even fanned on it, and if he didn't would have shot it over the net. Still counts, though.

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  65. not feeling positive vibrations, were tired, they are launching rockets at Budda and we are firing back pop guns

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    1. Fucker just skated away.

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  67. broons true colours are coming out, and the refs are actually calling it! Imagine that!

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  68. broons think they can do whatever they fucking want. Oops.

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    1. Well, it's gone that way for about 3 years now.

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  69. Ferrence claims "play malfunction". Also SHADDUP CLOD.

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  70. Fuck, they really needed to score on that because they're going to pay for it. At least two more shoulda been penalties, but broons ain't getting anymore, for a while at least.

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  71. Wasted effort. Too many passes.

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  72. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  73. Is CCR rider still in Dallas, when does he get here?

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  74. McQuaid. The guy who ran from Prust. Wants to fight Eller.

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  75. What a dirty piece of shit team.

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  76. Prust trying to jersey Lucic. Can't get it over that fat head.

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  77. Lego should have crosschecked Mc fuck in the face

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  78. Clod (to ref): "You know jacobs has a direct line to fuckface don't you?"

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  79. What a fucking gutless piece of classless shit team.

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  80. Charafucking COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  81. Typical clod reaction. goon it up. Never fails.

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  82. Refs laughing? Stay classy assholes.

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  83. Remember when we were told Chara was too classy a guy to have injured Patches on purpose? Yeah, what a fucking class act.

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  84. Chara what a coward, Emlin has a plate in his face

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  85. Why does clod always get a ref session?

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  86. FFS, make em pay.

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  87. More images of Clod completely befuddled. And for that hit? Really?

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  88. Way too many passes, not enough shots.

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  89. You knew they're going to spend the whole 3rd period SH to make up for these PPs.

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  90. Classy moves by PFK.

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  91. Is it just a coincidence that the majority of broon players literally look like shaved apes or completely douchebags (Marchand comes to mind)?

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    1. thinking the same thing myself Horton case in point

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    2. marchand's pic is at the very top of the thread.

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    3. that must be how they draft, if they look like shaved apes pick them.

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  92. Ok, need one early before the inevitable 6 "penalties" in a row come.

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  93. Just came up with a new word: charatfuck.

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  94. I dont care if we dont win another game this season, either win this one or crosscheck them in the teeth.

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  95. Did they roll out the hay for the intermission?

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    1. Yup but they didn't shovel out the shit.

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  96. You notice just when Charger had Pretzel in trouble the ref moves in fuck

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  97. How come we only had 2min pp? How come the fucking broons can hold any Hab player over and over and never get a penality?

    Chara was fucking aiming for the plate in (Y)' face FFS! They're all fucking scum of the earth (or ice as the case may be).

    Good for PFK not falling for into their fucking shit trap.

    So I guess the ape is gone for the game?

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    1. charatfuck got 17mins of penalties.

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  98. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  99. So I guess they're not going to call late, head hunting hits?

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  100. late hit on PFK no whistle

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  101. Am I the only one that winces every time our guys go into the corners, waiting for that illegal career ending hit?

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  102. Patches got a bomb, and see the hit after the goal in front no whistle fuck

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  103. Huge work by Kid-G!

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  104. It's amazing how many cross checks, hooks, holds and dangerous hits you can see in a 10 second slow motion replay.

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  105. gCHuck needs some skate lessons

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    1. Him on the 4th line about as useful as Ryan O'Byrne playing forward.

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  106. In the words of Jackass Edwards: Hey McQuaid, drop the purse.


    What a fuckhead.

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  107. Ok, just yelled out loudly in my quiet office!

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    1. busted Shilla Humnida

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  108. Eat shit broons.

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  109. Patches!!!!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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  110. Nice! Crash the net!

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  111. DDD loving it, love how the whole line gives the glove bump

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  112. Keep the crowd of dumb fat fucks shut up FFS!

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  113. Taking bets on time of inevitable broon PP?

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  114. Cry moar, Bruins. Fugly bunch of twats.

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  115. Don't get drawn into it boys...you know the refs are just looking for an excuse.

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  116. Oh man would I love to see CHarger rearrange ratfucks' face.

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  117. Every time they pan over the crowd it's like a Jerry Springer audience. Fat, ugly people cheering violence and subhuman behaviour.

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  118. we need a couple more goons to play these guys

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    1. Disagree, as Serge Savard once said you can't let the goons take over the game. Kill em' with speed and skill.

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    2. it just feels better to punch their faces in

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    3. plus the game was not rigged in the old days, no jacobs buttman ref communications system

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    4. Philly thought they redefined the game back in the early 70s. It took a couple of seasons, but the Habs set it back right with skill and speed, leading the way for skilled teams like the Isles and Oilers and Pens for years to come. The league is promoting goons again to get Americans to like hockey, but in the end it's still skill that (usually) wins out. Though some bigger guys wouldn't be a bad idea.

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  119. Its a whale of a hockey game

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  121. Timmeh is gay, he's gay for himself. He probably calls out his own name during sex.

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  122. Wow, I think the Habs got away with one there, unless I didn't see the replay right.

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  123. Steve, old days not rigged(?), see campbell and the resulting Richard riot.

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  124. Shaved ape just missed Charger

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  125. GO HABS GO
    Beat this Bear crap

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  126. Oh no we are in a Choucula shell

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  127. Clear as fucking day.

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  128. Seriously, did the broons find these players in the Natural History Museum under "missing link"?

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  129. 90% of Budaj's saves are without him realizing he made the save.

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    1. NOT FOR MY HEART ATTACKS X_X

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  130. Love that stat RDS just showed: records in the 2nd game of two games in 24 hrs. This is the fifth time for the Habs, second for broon.

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  131. after the game we should give them the frence finger after all its legal

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  132. Hey Marchand. Try that again and Prust will make you eat your stick.

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  133. Eat shit elliot fried man.

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  134. First fucking place bitCHes!

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  135. 3 points out of 4 vs. top 2 teams.

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  136. hahahahaha! Eat it you fucking dirty classless pieces of shit! Beat you with our back up goalie!!

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    1. In back-to-back after a wild OT game with travel (whilst they stayed at home after their pretty easy afternoon game).

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  137. Eat fucking shit fucking elliot fucking fried man.

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  138. Who's the best team in the East now, mediots!

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  139. HUGE victory you dumb shit fuck Broons

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  140. My game star is Kid-G. This kid already realizes what it means to be a Hab and to give it 100%, all, the time.

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  141. This was a test we passed and you neaderthals lost, you lose man

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  142. 3/4 on the TEST WEEKEND. Points in 11 straight games. First in East. THIS IS HAPPENING PEOPLE. IT'S FOR REAL!

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  144. LarryMARCH 3, 2013 AT 10:19 PM
    I am glad we won but I fear now for the safety of Boston housewives. All the wanna be toughie, fat guy retards who make up a typical Bruin home crowd will be taking this out on someone.

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  145. Feels like they defeated a great evil horde of orcs. Oh wait. They did.

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  146. Golden; http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/03/eat-it-you-paid-to-shit-broons.html

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