Mar 15, 2013

I ♥ Sexy FHFriday

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Don't burn yourselves FHFers.

57 comments:

  1. Extremely Sexy Friday celebrating the Tranna train wreck.

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  2. 4 years, 3.5 million per. GRUMPY CAT FACE.

    Why extend the hobbit NOW? So much for size down the middle.

    And don't tell me they'll just trade Pleky or Eller. They do more on this team. Especially with Eller blowing past him. This isn't the Kelly Cup were after here.

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    1. I was just about to add to Kmaxxx's hockey ulcer by suggesting an immeditate extention for PFK. I would go with 6 mill for 7 or 8 in a heartbeat. PFK really needed to go through the process and get taken down a couple of pegs to become the player and teamate he is now, so I just hope we can lock him up long term without breaking the 6.5 Carey bank.

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    2. Whoa Whoa Tabernac! My ulcer is fine and PFK rarely adds to it. And what's all this talk about a new deal? He just got a deal. Let him earn it. What's happening to you guys? You're starting to act like a leaf! I blame your exposure to the CotU media - that shit can get into your system but good! You don't win shit in March. No Norris, no Hart and certainly no Stanley. The kind of numbers you're talking about should be left for the leaders. PFK is leading us in one category right now - TOI. I love him and I want him to spend his entire career as a Hab but he hasn't led the Habs to shit yet. Let him take the Habs to the promised land, the land that is rightly theirs and then I'll lead the bloody parade to DGMB's office to get him that big contract. TFS said it the best a while back "They don't hang banners for Division championships in the Bell Centre" (I paraphrase!) but that's the truth. I want to see a picture of PFK taken in late June standing behind a table that contains the Norris Trophy, The Molson Cup, The Hart Trophy, The Conn Smythe Trophy and the Stanley Cup. Big fuckoff grin on his face and a contract for $100M in his back pocket! That's what I want!

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    3. Mike McPhee10:39 AM

      TFS hasn't lead us to shit either

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    4. True dat! WOuldn't mind seeing him oin front of that trophy laden table either!

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    5. The sailient point.

      With the deal Bergevin has again shown that the policies of the previous Montreal regime under Pierre Gauthier and Bob Gainey are no longer in place. Their policy had been to avoid giving players contract extensions during the season, waiting until the off-season for all negotiations. This is clearly no longer the case.

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  3. Chester9:20 AM

    Seems to me that we could have gotten him for less. Also I thought the idea was to get bigger and badder.I'm confused.

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    1. survey says if he was 4 inches taller and the same stats he would be getting $5mill a year.

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  4. Desharnais, it's all in the name.

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  5. Couple of things...Firstly - Great SF Moeman! Outstanding pictorial display as usual!...secondly - My apologies for the "drunk commenting" last night. Long train ride home, to much expensive red wine...you guys (and gals) understand...right...?...Thirdly - whadd Eye miss then? Who got 3.5 Mil x 4 years? Who'd we sign...Fourthly - leaf sucks big time! and lastly but not leastly...

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    GYMFHG!!

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    2. Ok - answered my own question - DDD gets the deal. Good for him

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    3. Are there sober people commenting on this site? My mistake.

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  6. I have to put my faith in DGMB and MT2.0. If they think he is worth it and they think he is going to be an important part of the team for the next four years, I will support it. However, maybe they are locking him up to trade him?

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  7. 29 avatar is stunning in large format.

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  8. Chester9:51 AM

    I can see the MT2.0 in DDD. He goes for it, isn't yippy, does what he is told. I'm thinking that MT2.0 has a great deal of imput to DGMB and his decisions.

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  9. Awesome SF moe, complemented brilliantly by the oven mitts I often wear to masturbate.

    Still digesting DDD news, I have to think about it.

    Happy SF everyone!

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  10. Mike McPhee10:44 AM

    3.5 for DDD is fine. He's a good player, will always be on the top two lines, and being montreal they need a french star. not even hating on that, just a fact. If the french media will be happy with DDD as their poster boy and we build the rest of the team the way it should be then i'm fine with that. the future is bright in habland.

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  11. the Maritimer2:10 PM

    Well, realistically looking at it, DD is 26 so he will be 30 at the end of the contract, gCHuk is 19 and will be 23 and entering his prime years. PleXXX will be 34 and probably not in as significant a role. Lego will be #1 or 2 during the transition so looks like a timeline thing. MB not going for it (the Cup) right away, content to build for another year or two. He figures he is set at center for the next 4 years maybe look for a power forward winger (Perry?) and let the defence mature. Oh yeah, probably should be looking at drafting a goalie as well. I'm OK with the signing.

    Nice SF, love the oven mitts. Why are they so white? Never mind.

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    1. white and they look absorbent.

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  12. Kmaxxx Mails one in
    A letter from today’s Gazette:

    As the Habs renew with their winning tradition of another era, it is Lars Eller who is the avatar. He is a centreman in the mould of Béliveau. The previous administration has justifiably taken a lot of heat for underachieving, but they certainly got it right when they chose Eller.

    Howard M. Greenfield

    London England

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    1. Hehehehehehehe...

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    2. Cherrio! Here-here! Or whatever it is you guys say on that side of our marble. Habs fans around the world UNITE! Here is my letter from Korea:

      Dear Sir/Madam,

      Could you please adjust your starting time to 8am EST. It would really work out great for my viewing. Also, could the G-spot on Greene in St. Henri deliver their poutine along with Schwartz to Asia. I'd be grateful. Oh, one last thing. COULD THE HABS PLAN THEIR GREAT SEASONS TO COINCIDE WITH ME ACTUALLY BEING IN THE CITY! That'd be great, thanks.

      -Signed, A life long Hab fan (till death!), but only part time resident

      GO HABS GO

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  14. Prime time of your life. Live it. The Prime time of your life. Live it.

    GO HABS GO!

    Wish I could be there with you guys. I teach my kids about poutine and the Habs at the start of every semester. PRIME TIME OF YOUR LIFE. LIVE IT.

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  15. Breaking News - gMoe sent back to Junior. Suck it up Barfalo.

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    1. more news, Blunden up CCR derailed.

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    2. the Maritimer4:33 PM

      Patrick Roy must have called in a favour.

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  16. nice Sedin moves video at Fuck Daddy

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  17. (Y) makes a move;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2J1cF0EjGdc

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  18. Before Steve hits this, Blunden should be nicknamed Blunt.

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    1. ... and I'll admit Tintin is a fun nick but what about Longfella?

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    2. I go with the flow

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    3. but for me its all about the keystrokes, hence my inablity to quickly come up with a (y). Now I use a keyboard I understand on the new fangald divices this limition is amelorated.

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    5. I offer "Tiny" as a nickname for Tinordi. Let's see if he can live up to it.

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  19. Cutest.Bunny.Pic.Ever.

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  20. I've been trying to watch that video of (Y) since I saw Lu's tweet on tsn. He said MT2.0 actually dropped his stick in shock. SHIT PC! I hope someone show's it on TV, probably RDS so I'll check hockey 350 later.

    KmaXXX, Drunk? All good in FHFers' books and beside's St.Patrick's celebs have been in progress for about a week already and we Irish (on my mother's side) have been non-stop drunk. (ok, not me - yet) No worries!
    Hey, wonder why anyone invented green poutine?

    And A BIG FUCK YOU TO AMIR KHADIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING PUKE!!!!!!!!!!


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    1. *Hasn't invented*

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    2. Disclaimer: one of my ex-bosses at Apple Canada was Jean Laporte, the son of Pierre Laporte.

      rose, his ilk and subsequent followers (they know you they are) can fuck off and die. Luckily for them it won't be as sickeningly as some have and not by fucking choice. The voices of sick fucks of the flq and remnants have yet to disappear. Fuck em'.

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  21. DGMB, Gallant and I think JJD will play in the old-timers game end of March at the Bell Centre

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  22. Ok I think everyone is safe for now, I have swept my personal space and found fat Steve only has audio, and video only when I watch CTV.

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  23. Side note: what is kinda funny about bluue and white diseased mediots is that they are getting older and grumpier and angrier as they wrinkle/shrivel up as their team makes little to no headway and remains a hilarious story of fucking futility. These wads realize that their and their team's lifespan shortens every day, so they yip the fucking stupidest get off my lawn garbage they can. Lucky for them they now have web porn to bust a nut to otherwise the crime rate at the CotU would skyrocket passed the CN tower. Its been like 4 decades of this shit and they still think their leaf is blessed. I love it!

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    1. the Maritimer8:34 PM

      I never used to hate the leaf back in the day before tsn and sportsnet and mclean and cherry. The hnic hosts back then never engaged in leaf blowing and the Habs used to get equal, if not more coverage. Now it's all leaf all the time and the favouritism is sickening. That's what really bugs me. The various media, cbc in particular try to play up leaf history as if it's on equal footing with Montreal's which is indeed laughable because since the days of Harold Ballard it's been nothing but bad - failure after failure. That's the problem with today's journalists, there's too much fandom and not enough professionalism.

      I would also like echo your disgust with that nutjob in the Assembly trying to honour a terrorist and a murderer. Throw him to fuck out.

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  24. My non-hockey friend just told me that in 1967 he said 'fuck you leaf, you will never win another Stanley Cup' though just relating it rather than actually seeing him say it, just doesn't do it justice. He put an Italian curse on them.

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    1. Nice story juce. The leaf was seen, through and through, for the hoax and joke it was and still is.

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  25. Gonna cost Geoff more $$.
    COYOTES SIGN EKMAN-LARSSON TO SIX-YEAR, $33 MILLION DEAL

    FYB!

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    1. Considering revenue 'sharing' means Geoff is paying a big part of Oliver's salary. The Yotes can fuck off, you too gretzky.

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    2. +1 moeman

      But yeah, PFK is going to get 6m per when it's time for his extension. More if he keeps playing the way he is. fine by me.

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  26. mariolemagnifique9:22 PM

    Must be spring. The leafs are fallinng.

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    1. Mariolemagnifique - just a small point of order...all references to said CotU poor excuse for a hockey team should appear in lowercase letters and in singular form. Examples include "the leaf suck so badly" or "the biggest pile of shit excuse for a hockey team is the leaf"... Please not that whereever possible the reference to where the leaf is from should be avoided whenever possible and, if used, should also appear in lowercase. The word "maple", if used, must always appear in lower case and be followed by the word "laffs"

      Hope that helps.

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  27. mariolemagnifique9:23 PM

    falling...

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  28. Speaking of leafs, phucktards 2-1 over devils in SO devils 1pt ahead of laffs.

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