Mar 21, 2013

Now cut that out Habs! ~ Isles Game Preview and Open Thread

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NHL Preview. TFS™. 60 minutes of no sucking?
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Whack it FHFers.
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201 comments:

  1. the Maritimer8:36 AM

    Loved those Foghorn Leghorn cartoons when I was a kid. Still do. Foghorn vs. the Dog = classic.

    According to HI/O, sCarey starts tonight. The D better keep a close eye on Tavares and Moulson or it'll be another 6 goal whupping. Just like Foghorn givin' it to the Dog.

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  2. Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO Go You Fucking Habs GO

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  3. CHeese scores off and on the ice

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    1. Is that his g/f? wife? Helllooooooooo

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    2. CHerCHer la femme du fromage. C'est elle.

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  5. the Maritimer10:06 AM

    For Steve: Harper and Flaherty are coming for you today.

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    1. assume the position show us your papers, and squeal like a pig.

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    2. the Maritimer11:07 AM

      And no KY jelly either.

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  6. the Maritimer10:10 AM

    I won't be able to watch the game tonight. May have to do it the old fashioned way, radio, albeit internet radio. I trust you BitCHes to keep me otherwise informed with colourful dialogue. It's a good thing I'm familiar with the 4HF lingo.

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  7. the Maritimer10:12 AM

    According to the CotU mediots, Kadri and Gardiner = Esposito and Orr. Poor Randy dealing with those fools.

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  8. BTW - I loves me some Foghorn Leghorn!!

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  9. Love Foghorn! My 88 year-old dad still does a kick-ass Foghorn Leghorn imitation. "Whats da matter with you, boy? Your lips keep movin' but ders nothin comin out." What parenting skills he has....

    We certainly need to extract some vengance on the Islanders. (and that is not a sentence you see written very often.)

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  10. Chester1:22 PM

    Foghorn is the fowl equivalent of Rick Mercer.
    Bless both of them.

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  11. the Maritimer1:37 PM

    More TSN hype:

    It’s a Sign that Kadri is Ready: he can shut down Stamkos, the most prolific goal scorer in the NHL today, AND he got 3 assists. There’s no stopping Kadri. And, y’know, he did all that in less than 17min of icetime.

    The only remaining challenge is Malkin and Crosby. Once he aces those tests, just like he aced his test against Stamkos (also per Siegel) then Kadri can retire as the best player in the game.

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    1. Chester2:10 PM

      Jonas Siegel .... wow what a Leaf homer. I couldn't make it to the end.

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    2. the Maritimer2:26 PM

      I don't know about the french reporters but you never, ever see that kind of blatant homerism by the Gazette reporters like Hickey and Stubbs. TSN, Sportsnet and CBCToronto fall over themselves to worship at the altar of some made in T.O. superstar. Like Domi. It's beyond pathetic.

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    3. Chester3:28 PM

      Well of course when you cheer for the Leaf year after year you lose some perspective and this kind of journalism might be neccessary from a fan sanity point of view. I know last year was tough on us Hab fans, just imagine what it must be like to be a Leaf homer with year after year of nothing but Bee Bukie fuck ups,trading away No 1 picks, Celine is your captain, Komosauraus is your bright light saviour, your offensive stars are Donut Boy and Grabiteski .... I mean think about it. Leaf Nation needs Siegel. He's prob a psychiatrist in disguise as a beat writer. Keep the fans off the suicide watch and keep the molotov cocktails from flying through the windows of MLSE and consuming the greedy and inept.
      Go Habs!

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    4. Good stuff Chester. This seagull wad, aka shit hawk, is tsn's leaf blogger and is paid to write nothing but superlatives, rhymes with laxative. He's a wannabe pfuckdaddy, who also spends his time sucking off leaf. The G&M's local leaf fanboy mirtle actually had the blue balls to label kadri a 'potential superstar' and went at length to stroke and splooge, which I guess must now be taught in journalism school or something. They all skipped out on the professional integrity course to go to a wendell clark autograph signing.

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    5. the Maritimer5:00 PM

      Those leaf blogger fucks don't have half your integrity moeman. They can't even spell it. Even we comment hacks don't drink any koolaid. We can dish out constructive criticism with the best of them.

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    6. Thx the M.

      I chalk up the leaf mediot delusion to a collective desperation over their team's half-century futility. The slightest bump in performance, like say one game, has these nut jobs scaring/scarring their pets.

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  12. I like the Scary Carey, Jesus Price Carey is Scary

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  14. Entertian me or lose me. All this boring hockey is hurting my attention span. I want action tonite, I want Cheese to fight.

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  15. I am thinking its Tin Tins last game for a while, I think 008 will get the call.

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  16. Thanks to my work from home (drink from home) lifestyle, I am watching March Madness of course. Very exciting. Hope I can CHange the CHannel to what will be a boring Habs-Isles game at 7

    GO GATORS!!

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    1. ... and the drink of CHoice is ?

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    2. Some Creemore I snagged on my last trip to Ontario

      By 7 PM, I expect to dive into the vodka Red Bull to keep going

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    3. my only issue about living in La Belle Province (besides the PQ, politics in general, the condition of the roads, the xenophobia, the highest taxes in the country, Pauline Marois, the mob in YUL, etc.) is my inability to buy Creemore

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    4. What about Montreal's crazy gorgeous women?

      or

      What about Montreal's crazy, gorgeous women?

      or

      What about Montreal's crazy and gorgeous women?

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    5. well the GREAT parts of Montreal would require a steve-type series of posts

      oh I forgot the language debate that's worst of all. well, except for the lack of Creemore. And Beau's. And Tankhouse. And Big Rock. And Muskoka. And Steam Whistle. And, well, I could go on. Nothing angers me more than the fact you can got most Quebec microbrews in Ontario, but can't get a single Ontario microbrew in Quebec. grrrrr

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    6. heh, you forgot Buzz Beer.

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    7. Montreal is an oais of life in a country drained of it daily

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  17. loophole gets 2 games. WatCH the CotU mediots start yipping about how PatCHes got off (without a suspension).

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    1. Saw it on tsn, where I also saw this front page alert: "The Montreal Canadiens have suffered just one regulation loss over their last 18 games. They'll visit the one club to best them in 60 minutes over that span on Thursday night when they take on the New York Islanders. The surging Canadiens have gone 13-1-4 since a 6-0 home loss to the Toronto Maple Leafs on Feb. 9."

      They can't get over it and they hate the Habs.

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    2. the Maritimer5:07 PM

      moe, that was their Stanley Cup. They'll milk that forever.

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    3. True enough but read carefully. Whoever wrote that shit and hit the publish button decided to bookend "suffered just one regulation loss over their last 18 games" and "since a 6-0 home loss to the Toronto Maple Leafs on Feb. 9". A tiny paragraph but twice mentioning what makes them spend their loads. Sick fucks.

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    4. I just woke up and saw that blarb on TSN and came directly here to mention it. I don't think I've heard a single game mentioned so much in the NHL since....no, I don't think I ever have. I'm not even exaggerating. I don't know the final score of the final game of the SCF last year, but I sure do know the date and score of the second last game between the leaf and Habs this year. Oh yeah, that's right, the Habs dominated and destroyed the leaf since then. Funny how that's never brought up.

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  18. Kevin Poulin starts for Brooklyn;

    http://25stanley.com/made-in-qc-le-gardien-kevin-poulin-aura-le-depart-face-aux-canadiens-et-carey-price.html

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    1. the Maritimer5:08 PM

      Another Terry Sawchuk performance coming up.

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    1. I don't think I've seen that much masturbating on a video that I didn't use Incognito mode for. My lord. "Boston will get to the Finals unless they're injured, the other team is lucky or the Penguins...with Iginla!"

      Yeah...the Pens just beat your beloved broons twice last week. The Habs beat them in their last meeting, and got within inches of taking them out the year they 'won' the Cup (as a much weaker team, and with the whole league against them).

      Chicago and Anaheim and streets ahead of everyone else in the NHL right now, why aren't they making videos about them? Oh yeah, because they're 'objective' panelists don't care about anyone but the broons and the leaf.

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    2. Add the Jets.

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  20. the Maritimer5:35 PM

    Hey Steve, the Leprechaun has quite a set of jowls on him. Must be living the high life off that Pot of Tax Gold at the end of the rainbow. BTW, better get rid of your offshore tax accounts. Steve and Jimmy Boy are hot on your trail.

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    1. ... add vic toews. I think Steve might've dated vic's sister or Mom (or both!)

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    2. the Maritimer5:53 PM

      Yeah, I forgot Steve likes certain internet freedoms.....

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  21. I had a dream last night that the Habs finished in 5th, behind the Islanders in 4th, who put our guys out in the first round. I can't believe I've become so afraid of the Islanders that I'm having nightmares about them.

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  22. Game is on bitCHes.

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  23. YOU GUYS I WAS GONNA BITCH ABOUT THAT STUPID TSN ARTICLE TOO!

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    1. iRiRi, you got to get your bitCHin in early.

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  24. Mike McPhee7:13 PM

    THE BROOKLYN CURSE ENDS TONIGHT!!!!!

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  25. I am going to try and tune in

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  26. sorry im late i was watching hoops

    so what'd i miss?

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    1. Two breakaways and a penalty shot.

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  27. 1ST PERIOD
    02:09 TOR COLTON ORR SERVED BY MATT FRATTIN : CROSS CHECKING - 2 MIN (PATRICK KALETA)
    02:09 TOR COLTON ORR : INSTIGATOR - 2 MIN (PATRICK KALETA)
    02:09 TOR COLTON ORR : FIGHTING - 5 MIN (PATRICK KALETA)
    02:09 TOR FRAZER MCLAREN : FIGHTING - 5 MIN (JOHN SCOTT)
    02:09 BUF PATRICK KALETA : FIGHTING - 5 MIN (COLTON ORR)
    02:09 BUF JOHN SCOTT : FIGHTING - 5 MIN (FRAZER MCLAREN)
    02:09 TOR COLTON ORR : GAME MISCONDUCT - 10 MIN

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  28. FUCK. One minute you've got a 3 on 1, the next...

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  29. I can't help but take these goals against personally. Right out of the shower, "ISLANDERS SCORE!" Sorry guys. I knew I should have had a longer shower.

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  30. SCORING SUMMARY
    1ST PERIOD
    03:54 NJD PPG - M. BRODEUR (1) WRIST - ASST: NONE

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    1. WTF that's for real! I wish there was a sports site that would tell me what happened instead of the LUPUL GETS 2 GAMES LUPUL GETS 2 GAMES LUPUL GETS 2 GAMES....I'm sorry, what was I saying?

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    2. I have Brodeur in my pool, but apparently they don't count goals by goalies. BULLSHIT!

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  31. what i miss??
    go sabres

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  32. Keep those bunnies coming moe. Okay boys score another one please.

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  33. 2-1 Sabres Goooooal!

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  34. Brodeur was apparently the last player to touch the puck on a delayed penalty.

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    1. RDS shows it, Staal scores on his own net after the puck had touched Brodeur's stick in his own crease. Did I ever mention the Staals are really ugly?

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  35. Sports talk makes me want to puke, its all palatitudes and cliches

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  36. fuck PFK be a better getting out of the way person

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  38. case for throwing Moeman overboard

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    1. the player not the man. I mean seriously, Cheese has stepped up Moeman just glides

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  40. we have settled into another game that is trying to prove that Buttman has made a fucking mess out of a beautiful game

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  41. nutjob is like watching the Canada Russia series from Russia and you are watching in Nutivik.

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    1. Or 29 is punching away; http://www.masswerk.at/google60/

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  44. time out time out

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  45. Dreadful second period. Par for the course these days...

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  46. Grabner gets a holding penalty how apres pro

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  47. with all the time these guys take shooting..
    How come on a 3-2 they cant HIT THE FUCKING NET??!!!??

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  48. they call subban Su ban like ray ban

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  49. PFK!!! fuckin rights!!

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  50. JUST as I was about to type that Markov to Subban was getting predictable! Pfffft!

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  51. How can such a bad person score so many goals?

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  53. ok I just had to watch an eighty year old Joan Collins acting sexing in a modern day locker room. That not selling Kmaxxx

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  54. Pauvre petit poulin.

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  55. I think MT2.0 has come to the conclusion, that for all his faults, the best man on the ice is Sue Ban

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    1. yes, its best to keep the coach on your side when you go for the blindside hit

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  56. GO HABS GO, score a couple and put this game down

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    1. Putting a game down requires staged fights. Doesn't guarantee a win.

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  57. Sabres tie it 3-3

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  58. this islanders play by play guy is like BOB cOLD, except he can not pronouce name. Sue Ban, patch ur ready. But the color guy says everthing perfect

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    1. sorry little person wrestler NTTAWWT

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  60. gotta say WHY and Vodkov were sloppy drunk on that last sequence

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  61. sabres 3 stoopid fucking leaf 3

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  62. nice goon job on Gally

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  63. These linesmen have got to get hip to the fact that the game is not about them. DROP THE DADBURNED PUCK, ALREADY! They're actively making the game worse.

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  64. if we had wanted somone to shoot the puck into the bread basked we would have traded for Gomez instead of you CCR

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  65. Still scoreless in Ottawa. GO SENS GO!

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  66. By the way, Sue Ban totally sounds like a Korean name. Bahn is a family name here, and many Koreans take Sue as an English name, so now I just imagine PFK as a 22 year old Korean woman skating around.

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    2. Sun rises in the East, even for Steve.

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  67. Sens 1 ~ beaners 0

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  68. By the way, do we actually know what PK stands for?

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  69. 1-0 Ottawa!

    GO SENS GO!

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  70. What is going on on Broadway? Down 2-0 to the Alley Cats?

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    1. They jumped and got eaten by the shark.

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    2. Although I will come back with a get well to ex-Hab Glen Sather as he battles prostate cancer.

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    3. Torts has to go. If I was management I'd have fired him weeks ago

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  71. my first time in Thailand I was out for a beer with me mates. Was not in the bar long enough to take the head of the beer and this vision walks up to me and says. "Hi may name is Bang do you want to see my pussy" and that a true story.

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  72. Giant on a slick fucking hockey play

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  73. Gio as he hugs DDD, "wow U R short dude'.

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  74. Late WOOT! NOW HANG ON BOYS

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    1. its to late to lose now

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  75. Buf 4 - staged fighters 3

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  76. for all his stiff upper lip this Islander play by play guy has a great expression when a player falls down all by himself "uncontested fall"

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  77. 2 minutes for clodding.

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  78. I'll take it, but even I think that call is stupid

    CASH IT BOYS

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  79. Mike McPhee9:09 PM

    that call was ass. but cash it!!!!

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  80. the nutjob play by play is going insane

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  81. does ever team in the league have a French goalie they play agaist us?

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  82. beaners tied it.

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  83. potential superstars tie BUF

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  84. Tin Tin got in trouble trouble

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    1. Redirected by PatCHes!

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  86. PatCHes!!! From PFK!!!

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  87. Sue Ban got two lenses to nite

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  88. Mike McPhee9:19 PM

    jesus trade that PK!!! he' a liability!!!

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  89. I'm so confused! In a good way!

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    1. iRiRi, don't delete that post next time, it was FHFun. Also, think of the ice cream!!

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    2. bring back the strobe light

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    3. hehehe moeman, almost as fun as that time I called Emelin "Evelyn"!

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  90. pedal to the metal go for double digits

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  91. no mercy its a short season

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  92. WTF? You walk away from the computer for 5 minutes and it's 5-2. Of course TSN still has it at 2-2, and probably will till tomorrow.

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    1. Whole new app, same shitty updates.

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  93. Nice play Longfella.

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    1. May just have kept 008 back on the farm

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  94. hugW RIN tIN tIN PLAY

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  95. dIGGER GOT A pENALTY jONES

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  96. Oh, TSN finally tells me it's 3-2! Good to know.

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  97. It's also been the 2nd intermission in Buffalo for about an hour. Which tells me it's likely 5-3 Sabers.

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  98. I didn't know Alexandre Despatie played on the Islanders! 9.5 for execution!

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  99. way to go boys, at times you looked like a great hockey team

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  100. FUCK YEAH!

    Now go Sens! Go Sabres!

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  101. Sue Ban should be number one star

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  102. FINALLY I get to taunt my Islander fan friend. Usually, it's like kicking a dead horse that's also on fire and being sexually abused, but now I have reason to say something.

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  103. PFK gets credit on the fourth goal. First star.

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  105. Habs are on an unbelievable run right now (1 defeat since the 6-0 by the leaf) in 19 games.

    This is what it must feel like to support Manchester United or Barcelona.

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  106. Nice loss CotU losers. FOAD!

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  107. Mike McPhee10:10 PM

    fuckin goons pull ahead last minute

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  108. FFS sakes Sens, give up a goal with a minute left. Thanks a lot, jerks!

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  109. Way to give up a lead, leafidiots. Two weeks ago leaf fans were complaining about loser points, how they were so unfair. Haven't heard much about them, recently.

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  110. 14-1-4 in last 19. Unbelievable. What an age we live in.

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