Mar 9, 2013

We're handing out some mid-season grades for this Bolts preview and open thread

Yes it's another FHF rerun of a sexy teacher. I'm out of ideas, which is why FHF closed. But at least this one has the right teams and everything!

Didn't the season start, like, yesterday? Well apparently not, because we have now played half of it. And that means it's time for the old trope, mid-season grades! These grades are my own and do not reflect the views of 4HF or its management, Board of Directors, shareholders, or affiliated companies. Also, they involved no research or thought whatsoever because I am fucking lazy. I'm just spitballing here, so stop your whining about what grade I gave to who (whom?). I'm also not grading every player; again, because I am fucking lazy (go ahead and grade who I missed in the comments). I'll also be loading up on nicknames, so apologies to you newbies. Tell moeman to make a glossary. Pants!

CHarger ~ A+++. He has done everything asked of him and way, way, more. The second + is for fighting Lucic. The third + is for the backhand sausage pass from Thursday. Remember when we signed him for 4 years / $10 mill and you freaked out? Yeah, I'm talking to you. You said "how the fuck can you give a role player $2.5 mill a year?" Eat those words now, and wash them down with some Disaronno to sweeten up the bitterness of being wrong. He is the beating pounding heart of this team right now.

Gally ~ A. We were all really fucking excited when two rookies made the Habs lineup to start the season. New era! But be honest, you were much more excited about gCHuk, you said he was going to be the better player. Well grab the Disaronno again. I love this kid.

PatCHes ~ A-. Had a bit of a rough, er, patch, for a bit. But he has 20 points in 20 GP now, and is our leading scorer (by 5 points). AND HE FUCKING CAME BACK IN A WEEK FROM MAJOR SURGERY. At least I think an appendectomy is major surgery. Dammit Jim, I'm a lawyer not a doctor.

LEGO ~ B+. Since his benCHing, he has been what we hoped since we got him in the whatshisname trade. Skilled, skating well, working hard, in the right place at the right time, etc, etc. Our best centre right now.

MT2.0 ~ B+. I am still not sure what the "system" is (SKATE SKATE maybe?) but we need to give him some credit. What scared me when we hired him was that MT1.0 was a crazy psychopath behind the bench who you expected to throw a stick at a ref at any moment. v2.0 is way more CHill. Still not so enamored with his line juggling, but give him credit for rewarding and punishing players as they deserve, even as the game goes on. That's, uh, smart? And this team has somehow gelled.

Diazling ~ B+. Too bad he got his headache, he was arguably the Habs' best and most consistent D there for a while, to the shock of just about everyone.

TFS ~ B+/B.  A couple of lousy (ooh boy were they lousy) games and you people are trading him for Luongo, then he comes back and stands on his 41-save head Thursday night. Give Budy Call a B+/B too, he's done some quality backup work after a rough start.

PFK ~ B+ to D. Some nights/shifts he is PFK. Some nights/shifts he is just terrible. MT2.0 seems to have let him loose a bit more lately, maybe that will help him relax and be more consistent.

The rest of the D ~ B. They are all over the place. Some nights they look great, some nights you're like, WTF? They need help, as demonstrated in the Pens game. A big, hulking shutdown D. Like, I don't know, Komisarek?

Gio / PleXXXe ~ B. Working hard in all situations and being the good team players they are, but both have seemed just a little off a little too often for my tastes.

Habs Fans ~ C.  Admit it, you're just waiting for Matt-Fear the Collapse to show up in the comments. We just can't enjoy anything. Except beating the Bs. That was fucking sweet.

MOEmaN / BlanCHe / CHeese ~ C.  Look, I am not expecting a lot from fourth line guys. But we need some more grit besides CHarger and one of these guys (or all of them preferably) has to step up and do that. Or be trade meat for some other 4th line guys.

DGMB ~ incomplete. So far well done, but we have to see how this CCR-Colé deal works out in the long run, and what he can do at the deadline. You don't judge a GM on half a season.

OVERALL ~ A. You expected the Boys to barely fight for a playoff spot, and at the halfway mark they are in first place in the Eastern Conference sitting at 15-5-4. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Who woulda thunk it?

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Let the second half begin! 7 PM from the Tampa Bay Times Forum. With the Leaf playing Sid, maybe the game is on CBC in some parts of Montreal, and other outlets. DDD gave us a shootout win in Tampa the last time we rolled through Florida, like two weeks ago. Habs go to Florida more than my 75-year old Jewish mother. The boys are looking for their third win in four games on this five-game road trip. Bolts are scoring but terrible, 3-7-0 in their last 10 and one point out of last in the East. Here's how bad they are:



Habs been spreading around the scoring lately, though PFK has a nice 5-game points streak. Stamkos has a million points (estimate) for the Bolts. Is anyone worried that there has been absolutely no word on Diazling's and RBQ's respective heads? I am. We've called up Greg Pateryn (who?) to shore up the injured D after Swiss Mister went down with a knee, doubtful he'll play. For the Bolts, our old friend CHicken spent too long in the deep frier and can't lace 'em up.See you at Thee Dollhouse after the game.

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Florida! BeaCHes! Seems like a good theme for the photo array. Our first one is also an FHF rerun. A you know who classic.



 

G Y F H G !!!!!

205 comments:

  1. the Maritimer8:20 AM

    The only questionable grade I noticed was for the rest of the D, they would only get a C from me. Too soft and easy to run over. This Pateryn guy has the size we'll have to see if he can handle NHL quickness. GMMB will address this before or at the deadline if he is able.

    As far as we Habs fans, hell everybody knows we are bi-polar. I NEVER advocated trading Price for Lou, fuck that. For Corey Perry and Jonas Hiller - I'd think long and hard about it.

    Wow, looks like the Oilcan are going for a fourth straight #1 overall pick. Building through tanking ain't what it's cracked up to be apparently.

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  2. the Maritimer8:24 AM

    I'm late to this particular party but finally signed up for Netflix and at the behest of my youngest progeny started watching Breaking Bad. What a great show, Bryan Cranston is amazing. When he and Jesse are cooking meth all I can think of is Steve and 29 somewhere in an RV......

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    1. We need to start production on this steve / 29 Canadian BB immediately.

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    2. 'Breaking Bad' is a great series.

      Also very good is 'Dexter'.

      The best Netflixing so far has been Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'.

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    4. http://www.hotspotshield.com/en

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    5. Breaking Bad...oh man. I can't watch that stuff week to week. I have to wait till the season is over and watch them all in blocks over a frantic weekend. I get all antsy, have feverish dreams, say 'yo' at the end of every sentence (which isn't too weird if you know Korean). MAGNETS BITCHES! Don't worry, Maritimer, you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

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    6. the Maritimer2:18 PM

      O-man, I already know what you're sayin', yo!

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  3. Post updated to add that Bolts video that's making the rounds. Just kills me.

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  4. the Maritimer9:23 AM

    I can't wait to be a snowbird.....cheaper going to a Bolt's or Panthers game than going to a Sea Dogs game.

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  5. Nicely done 29.

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  6. A+++ 29. You would have had a four plus outing if not for a serious ommision. Gally=Kid G, Kid G plus gCHuck = G Force. How could you forget half of G Force? Maybe Kmaxxx is correct you can overindulge on drugs. I mean you 29, not me.

    gCHuck A+ Sometimes he looks like a men amongst boys. The pass, the dangle, the spread leg deke. But sometimes he looks like a pee wee waving his stick as he chases the opposition. Please Mr. Molson get gCHuck a beautiful figure skater to take home.

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  7. Well done 29! Pics are great too! Hey, I thought you liked the Price for Luongo trade. Jeez.

    I would like to give Marky an A-. Bless him, he's still good but would be more effective if he could just get there in time. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

    Komisarek? Ugh.

    Agree with Prust, he's my MVP so far. He's a complete package. LOVE him. He needs help though, we can't afford to lose him to injury because of some stupid goon. He's irreplaceable.

    So IMO we need another D man & a goon that can play hockey.








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    1. thx moey! by "you people" I meant you AND ME, so we're in this together

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    2. I figured that, just winding you up a but :). I figured out why I'm so bi-polar about them. I just hold them to a very high standard. It's their fault because of their glorious history. Do I expect them to win every game? Why yes, yes I do I HATE losing. That's when the bi-polar kicks in. Hell, I criticized the '93 cup run back in the day. Too many overtime wins, I wanted them to win in regulation. Yes, I am certifiable.

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  8. Cédrick Desjardins starts.

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  9. Nice report card, 29. Kid-G always my fave rookie.
    go phucktards.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  10. CHarger ~ A+++(+) ~ What 29 said and an extra '+' for having a hot Montréal gal pal.

    G-Force ~ A/B+ ~ Kid-G gets the A and it isn't just for effort. gCHuk needs a little oomph to get his A.

    PatCHes ~ A ~ Our best forward.

    LEGO ~ B+ ~ Jaro who? Bonus, the kid just loves being a Hab.

    MT2.0 ~ B+ ~ So far, so good. Bonus, much better post-game pressers than CHocula. Tip: use timeouts more effectively.

    Diazling ~ B+ ~ Smart, smooth and sharp-shooter. Imagine if he had darker skin, he'd be booed in boston.

    TFS™ ~ A ~ Stats don't lie and 3 bad losses were team-mistake-laden.

    Vodkov ~ B+ ~ Missed watching such a skilled Dman. Seems to be tiring a bit. Put some Geritol in that Vodka.

    Cube ~ B ~ Nice to see the happy camper still hustles. Needs to drop a leaf to get an A.

    (Y) ~ B ~ Solid. Solid. Solid.

    Gorjosh ~ B ~ More 2 point games please.

    KaKa/SwissMiss2.0 ~ Free bag of popcorn.

    RBQ ~ A ~ Sizzled.

    Colé / CCRyder ~ C

    DDD ~ B+ ~ Clicking on all those tiny cylinders. Imagine if he was Anglo ...

    PFK ~ B ~ Overall a solid half-season. Some nice goals, some nice assists, some nice hits, a nice save but a fews too many mental mistakes.

    Gio ~ C+ ~ Skills seem to be slipping but we need his veteran leadership (especially with Colé gone).

    PleXXXe ~ B ~ Considering he never has stable linemates, solid play. Could pick it up on the PK (like others).

    MOEmaN / BlanCHe / CHeese ~ C ~ What 29 said. BlanCHe gets a '-' for the OTT game fuckups.

    DGMB ~ TBD ~ So far , so good. Sharp dresser too. A playoff round or more and a hot summer of DG fun coming up?

    PP/PK/Faceoffs ~ All need work. Imagine if all that clicked come playoff time.

    OVERALL ~ A ~ Stinker games make us FHFers into stinkers. No more stinkin' excuses.

    Timmins ~ A ~ Underrated secret weapon.

    F (4) Habs Fans ~ Ice cream ~   BunCH of fuckin' bitCHes I tells ya!

    29 ~ A+ ~ The best back-up in the blogging game.

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    1. thx moe. and that's good hustle

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  11. Is it weird that I just watched the entire 3rd period of the Habs Caps game 7 from 2010? Lessons learned were: a) we need a big D man, a la Gill; b) Georges is an unsung hero, the type of guy you never comment on because he just does his job right and we don't respect Gainey enough for picking up; c) I miss Halak. Nothing against Price, I just love that little guy. He truly was superhuman in that series (and beyond); d) even Caps broadcasters are more even handed and honest than HNIC or TSN; e) Playoff hockey, how art thou miss thee.

    *I had to delete and repost due to several grammar issues. There needs to be an edit option here, especially since English isn't the first language of many posters here, like Steve I assume (I kid because I love).

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  12. RDS says Dumont and Pateryn in, BlanCHe and KaKa out.

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    1. the Maritimer12:48 PM

      Beat me to it.

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  13. Excellent effort 29 - way to step up

    I will add my 2 p later on.

    Go Habs Go!!!!

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  14. May the odds be ever in your favour:
    http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL.html

    99.4% chance to make the playoffs, 75% of having home ice.

    I will not count any chickens because they tend to lay eggs (mixing metaphors is fun!). I am not a Cup parade in March fan (aka leaf fan). I believe the playoffs are in our future, but we need more grit to make it far. More sandpaper. More 6'5" DMen.

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  15. Have we discussed re-alignment here? NE division + Wings, Bolts and Alley Cats. Maybe we haven't had a chance to talk about it because we play games every other night. Now, if we were the broons with a game every other week instead, we would have time to discuss this development as well as solve world hunger, but then we'd be wife beating racist fat bald jerks, too. Too far? Not far enough?

    GO HABS GO!

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    1. Not that I read every comment (tho close) but you're right, this may be the first mention of realignment here

      My problem is the 16-14 conferences. How fucking unfair is that? I don't give a shit about the actual divisions they are fine for the most part but it's the uneven East and West that pisses me off. They have to do some sort of Wild Card crossover possibility (a la CFL) or I will complain about this for a while

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    2. I was going to bring that up. People will say if you're good enough to get into the playoffs it shouldn't matter, but the fact is you're competing against more teams for those places. Detroit wanted the East, and geographically speaking Columbus had to come over as well in that case. I guess the East teams voted (or will vote) for this is the hope of a series against the Wings, and the Florida teams will get more original 6 games.

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    3. the Maritimer2:24 PM

      I'm OK with the realignment. More Motown is good. If you are good enough to make the playoffs you will. I'm just hoping the Habs make it this year. I'm going to be so pissed if they lose to these losers and their AHL goalie tonight.

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    4. Still not liking the 3rd place team with lesser points scam.

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    5. whatever we are going to be screwed

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  16. It's 3am here, and my full intention is to wake up for the game. But you sons of bitches turn the clocks back tonight which puts the faceoff at 8am for me. That's...not going to happen. Even God doesn't wake up that early on Sunday. I'll make sure I dream about the Habs, though. First place always gives me morning glory.

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  17. The fuckin broons appear to wiping up the stink in Philly...

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    1. Christ, I'm officially up late enough for NHL games. Have two weeks off with nothing to do, in bed by 1. Give me a weekend after a workweek and I'm bringing up the sun with imported beer and Daft Punk (new album out soon!!!1!!) Too late to adjust my hockey pool, couldn't move some guys off the bench. Hope Thorton doesn't do anything today. Oh wait, this isn't 2005.

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  18. Mike McPhee2:23 PM

    Why won't Philly help us out a little?

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  19. Mike McPhee2:24 PM

    Great post by the way

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  20. fucking Philthy goaltending sucks..

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  21. Hey, remember that time when the broons gave up a 3-0 series lead and 3-0 game 7 lead? I shouldn't gloat too much, it might have meant a trip to the finals for us.

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  22. TSN with story about how the last time the Habs played the Bolts they gave up a 3 goal lead. And, oh yeah, they ended up winning. Whatever. I'm just surprised that they had room for an article about anything else besides how the leaf is the best team in the league and Burke is a genius and they've won the Cup 6 times this year already.

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    1. looking for Sid to fill the net tonight
      Go pens
      suck stooopid fucking leaf suck!

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  23. http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=417673

    I cant fucking BELIEVE this shit!!

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    1. CotU mentality is seriously fucked up and anal.

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    2. I posted this in the last thread (I'm always behind/ahead of you guys):

      Some more delusion from the CoTU mediots:
      http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=417673

      I'll save you the read;
      1) the leaf is the best team in the East

      2) Who is to thank for the incredible success (15-10, 5th in Conference, 4th in division, 5 pts out of 9th, is 'success' in TO).

      3) Ottawa dealing with devastating injuries sitting in front of the leaf and the Habs being much more surprising in their much greater success do not exist.

      4) Burke is responsible, 'natch.

      5) Exact same article was released at All Star break last season.

      6) leaf also had 30 points after 25 games last year, finished 2 pts out of last. 7-19-3 in their last 29 games, fyi.

      7) The 6th Cup Parade of the year will be held on Yonge stree this Sunday at 3pm. Bring the kids, because they're the only one's who have any right to have this much imagination and delusional hope.

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    3. sorry Orange..i missed your post, un-FUCKING believable..
      only in Tronna is in a playoff position a "success"

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    4. "in a playoff position" ... halfway through a shortened season.

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    5. tranna is always in a playoff postion until the playoffs

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    6. Don't be sorry, temekumatt. I'm 34334545 hours off you guys there in North America. Or whatever it is now with daylight savings time. The point is: fuck Toronna. And I have leaf fan friends, and many of them are just as embarrassed by this sort of shit as we are of the Ole chant in a one goal game with 15 minutes left. There really are good leaf fans, loyal and humble. Kessletracker type hijinks paint all leaf fans like 911 calls after the Chara hit does all Hab fans. At least we can get tickets to some games, leaf fans have to suck a corporate cock to get in the door.

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    7. But back to that terrible article: "They don't leave anything on the table! They don't have any loser points" Yeah, because fighting to get to OT is such a loser's game. Better to lose easily in regulation. Someone warn the scarecrow, because these boys are grasping for straws!

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    8. O man I think you got the OB blues, cant sleep, cant piss, and your going run in the morning. Then your stomach is going to have a temp of 105.

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    9. For real. Off to bed now. See you guys in the 3rd, god willing (I'll turn on the game when I have to pee in the middle of the night/morning/afternoon). GO HABS GO!

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    10. See you at the slash O-man!

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  24. This is why the internet is fucking great;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eVLdrGsbQng

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  25. i know this off topic..but how come with ALL the NUMBER 1 picks do the OIL blow chunks? all that fucking forward talent??
    8-11-5 and fucking FOURTEENTH???

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    1. Hey T - as the thread is ranking performance tonight, let me say that you are definitely in the Gally category this season - new draft with little expectation but delivering outstanding results. So where do you hail from and what brings you round these here parts?

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    2. thank u for the kind words..
      I'm a transplanted Canadian (lifelong Habs fan, "Le demon blond" was (is) my favourite player) Lived in California, job has me here now in Seattle. stumbled upon 4HF and now this one. Enjoying the commentary

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  26. Don't normally watch clips buit that one was good - I would have liked to hear Duff play. Never mind

    Fuckin broons shut out the Phuckin phlyers...damm!

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  27. the Maritimer4:30 PM

    TSN couldn't wait to post that Boston win in the standings to knock the Habs down to fourth. They can't stand to see Montreal in first. Can't. Stand. It. To quote moe: sick fucks.

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    1. but of fucking course..HAD to update! no prob though, we'll be back in first in a few hours, but TronnaSportsNetwork will wait until updating

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  28. Smell the bias?

    http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=238996jdm.jpg

    Pretty sure TFS™ is playing better than Cube and DDD.

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  29. Moeman, I am struggling with the goalie up at the top tonight...?the mask is throwing me...help us out mate!

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    1. KmaXXX, today's thread is brought to you by 29. Based on the mask, I think its MiCHel Plasse. (?)

      http://www.goaliesarchive.com/canadiens/indexplasse.html

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    2. Nope, it is Bunny;

      http://www.goaliesarchive.com/canadiens/indexlarocque.html

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    3. I was going either Bunny or Wayne Thomas...

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    4. Where's 29 then?

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    5. He is away getting his mitts (re)stuffed.

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    6. ... and he's whistlin'.

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    7. Bunny indeed. Always there to back me up

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  30. RDS says MT2.0 isn't impressed with KaKa.

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  31. Thanks all you kids for your nice comments about the post

    I am headed out to a bar for dinner. I better be near a TV. Be excellent to each other!

    GYFHG!!

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  32. The. bears came out of hibernation today at the Eco Museum. Yeah! Now it's my turn.

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  33. The cockroaches lead with 'the Canadiens have fallen out of first place, more on that later'. Sick, sick fucks.

    Also, in their montage, they juxtaposed Sid, twice, with kadri. Vile fucks.

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  34. I hope the Pens crush them. GYFPG!

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  35. heely is an asshole.

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  36. Mike McPhee6:43 PM

    I hope when the Habs win tonight HNIC mentions that they're back in first place 50 times like they're mentioning they've been knock out of first.

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  37. Hey, cockroaches, mention what happened to hahahrudey in 1993.

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  38. kadri dick sucking on their 'expert' panel. Rip these assholes a new one Sid.

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    1. "HNIC studio crew getting all moist over Nazem Kadri. In fairness, the kid is a good player.
      by Mike Boone 6:59 PM"

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  39. RDS here I come.

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  40. A+, 29!

    I wasn't ecstatic on the MT2.0 hiring and time (and a playoff series) will tell if it's not just that new coach effect, but I'm pretty happy so far.

    First in the East (up until a few hrs ago) is nothing to bitCH about!

    Any idea when the fuck the Bs will catch up on those games in hand? Unreal.

    GYFHG!!!

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  41. the Maritimer7:07 PM

    Nice tribute to Stompin' Tom.

    I''ll keep you guys posted on the kadritracker.

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  42. The M,

    I'm sticking with HNIC.

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    1. You kidz get bob cold?

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    2. I have my choice and i think i go rds - stream is better.

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    3. cockroach network has leaf in Gatineau. RDS it is.

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    4. Yup, but he doesn't bother me.

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    5. RDS for me.

      Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  43. OK Boys - get 'er done!!

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  44. No peel or lee!!!

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  45. the Maritimer7:17 PM

    1 zip Pens less than minute in. Love it.

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    1. That should quiet down them down. Or not.

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    2. toronto crowds don't make noise unless an opposing player is injured.

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    3. the Maritimer7:25 PM

      ACC is dead as usual.

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    4. More noise in a morgue.

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    5. And collective intelligence

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    6. Is Moey suggesting the leaf crowd is, brain dead?

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  46. Good energized shifts.

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  47. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  48. the Maritimer7:30 PM

    Fleury sucks. Donut boy scores on the PP.

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  49. Did I hear that right? Diaz back in 7-10 days? Where did HNIC get that?

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  50. Go you Fucking Habs Go

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  51. would it be overly critical to ask for a shot on net during a PP

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  52. Brian Lee managed to turn into a big asshole without being traded to the Bruins. Such a tool.

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  53. the Maritimer7:40 PM

    Sid scores! 2-1

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  54. Go Cheese, I could do the play by play better than Bob Cold now, cause he made me memorize all the numbers

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  55. the Maritimer7:42 PM

    3-1!

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    1. Thx for the updates the M.

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    2. the Maritimer7:48 PM

      No prob. Cockroaches making lots of excuses their leaf.

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  56. RDS loving CCRyder's game.

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  57. Goal here would be, um, nice. By nice, I mean necessary for my increasing anxiety.

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  58. DDD penality, no reason fucking zebras!

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    1. We can call that a "Julie" from now on!

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  59. Fuck Lego you have bury those

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    1. I'm telling you that Lego...no heart, no stick, no comittment. Why is he still with us?

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  60. OK, beaCH sand shaken out of your butts. Now start scoring.

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  61. FYI: CHarger is from London , ON, near tranna. Some day the cockroaches will do a feature on him.

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  62. R.I.P. Robert Alan Probert (June 5, 1965 – July 5, 2010)

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  63. cockroaches complaining Sid 'is hard to play against'. Score six goals and get a loser point you sick fucks.

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  64. Chocula just tweeted perfect game so far

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  65. superplexxx makes it look easy

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  66. CCRyder>Vodkov>PleXXXe.

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  67. R.I.P. Condolences .

    Fucking refs, no penalty for Tampa who checked Ryder when no puck possession and then
    PleXXXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  68. get on your knees Carey

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  69. the Maritimer8:25 PM

    Good response Plecky.

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  70. How open was Sami Salo? Brad Marchand could have walked over from Boston and punched him in the face open. And he still would have scored.

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  71. And as the. Boys stand around discussing what bar they're going to after the game...Tampa scores.

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  72. the Maritimer8:27 PM

    Fleury sucks. 3-2.

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  73. This is a bit of a fucked up match...I mean - how are the Habs actually losing?

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    1. Skating in sand.

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    2. After spending the day in the sand. Seriously. FUCK that realignment plan.

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  74. the Maritimer8:33 PM

    Ha Ha 4-2 Pitt.

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    1. Sounds like a typical Leaf-Pens game.

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    2. the Maritimer8:38 PM

      Now 4-3. Fleury is brutal.

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  75. R.I.P. Condolences .

    Fucking refs, no penalty for Tampa who checked Ryder when no puck possession and then
    PleXXXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  76. No Habs seen near any of the 3 Lightning players that touched that puck. Slow clap.

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  77. Habs have serious second period issues.

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  78. They're making up new penalties now. Usually you just redo the faceoff.

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  79. the Maritimer8:48 PM

    I don't know what is going on but I''ll say it......Booooodaaaaayyyyyyy....

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    1. Not TFS' fault tonight.

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    2. This isn't on TFS. Plexxee has some 'splaing to do however.

      My simple formula of a min. 10 shots per period is not being followed either. Smarten the fuck up!!

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    3. MT has some paint to peel as well. What the fuck is it with these 2nd periods of standing around?!

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  80. 29, my Amaretto doesn't taste as sweet as usual.

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    1. I'm pouring one now. I may even have two.

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  81. another second period from hell

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  82. I give up, posting is next to impossible on this crap.
    Penalties are one-sided, go fuck off.

    Don't forget to spring ahead tonight.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  83. MT will beat them to within an inch of their lives. The third will be better, right?

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    1. Here's hoping cuz they get one hour less sleep before mañana .

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    2. Better be one hell of a spanking.

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  84. bjcockstuck yips about embellished diving as per clod and 'lists' of players that dive being circulated.

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    1. the Maritmer9:03 PM

      Ratface would be at the top of that list.

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    2. Remember him "protecting" himself against Salo in the Stanley Cup final? Brutal.

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    3. the Maritimer9:15 PM

      Yes indeed.

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  85. FWIW, the game is better without a headhunter like pronger.

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    1. Yes. Also I do not cry for him. He was adamant against visors, and barely a week later it pretty much ended his career. Oh and he's still against visors.

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  86. GYFHG!!!!

    Go Pens.

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  87. the Maritimer9:07 PM

    Grandfather in the visor like they did with the helmet.
    These mutts are too dumb to figure it out themselves.

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  88. Cash this in, SVP.

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  89. Oh yay, a PP. *yawns*

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  90. A few too many passes.

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  91. WTF? Does PP stand for ping pong?

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  92. A goal. By someone!

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  93. Now that is reffin'.

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  94. How many hockey players does it take to put the puck into the net? 9.

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    1. Um, only don cherry puts that many men on the ice.

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  95. Prusty :(. Noooooooooo!

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  96. Kid G, goal no ?

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  97. 29 texted 'HANG ON BOYS!'.

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    1. That made me giggle.

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  98. Cancel the season according to the cockroaches their leaf just won the Cup.

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  99. Steve, or anyone, got a link to a good feed?

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  100. Three 3rd period goals? Oh my!

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  101. Not sure the cockroaches were laughing at/with Sid when PIT played the Habs but their vile leaf love at the expense of #87 is stupid sick.

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  102. TSN tells me shots are 11-0 in the 3rd. Am I still dreaming?

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  103. Gettin ready ...

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/03/ice-cream-melts-in-sun.html

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  104. Lightning enter the 3rd with a 3-1 lead, give up 3 goals and still don't have a shot. Sounds very Chokula to me.

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